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Date Posted: 21:53:05 09/18/03 Thu
Author: SM78
Subject: George Bush the Poseable Action Figure

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Shrub is now a 12" action figure in a US Navy flight suit.
I figure 12" is about how deep Cheney is going to shove the toy up Junior's ass for this Iraq mess. I mean, Cheney was a CEO and is trained. He sure as hell is not going to take the blame for Iraq anymore than Kenny Boy will be blamed for Enron.

Words uttered by Don Rumsfield: "Shit howdy, son! Gimme one of them action figures of Shrub so'sn I can give myself a good ol' 1950's style Roy Cohn prostate massage!" Good advice for Americans everywhere.

Next Bush toy: A 12" Bush vibrator - the "Bushbrator" -- for GOP women who want to get off on the President. Most common female GOP sexual fantasy: To be called Laura and spanked with a rolled-up yearly earnings report. Second most common: To fuck Dick Cheney until his pacemaker gives out. Third most common: To bite off Rush's ballsack while he is on air. Fourth most common: To have Connie Rice strap on a 12" Bush action figure and take it up the hershey highway. I don't make this up, I just report it.

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