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Date Posted: 20:51:53 09/24/03 Wed
Author: SM78
Subject: Ann Coulter: Drag Queen

http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/annblack.jpg

Above is a link to a photo at anncoulter.org
In the photo, Ann is supposed to be sexy but she does not succeed. We see a vinyl dress draped on her bony frame. Her knees are bony. She looks like she is wearing cheap pantyhose. I have no clue why Ann would want this photo appearing at her .org site.

There is a better picture in the photo gallery that is the true Ann: http://www.anncoulter.org/images/webimages/gun.jpg

This is "Ann of the Ozarks" on the back porch. She is wearing shorts and shooting a .22 squirrel rifle. This is the true redneck Ann. This is what is really there when we hose off the law degree from Michigan and the liberal arts degree from Cornell. Of course, we must also rinse the spunk of Rubert Murdoch from her mouth, but can this really be done? Does Rubert ever wash off after he owns your soul?

Ann Coulter is not the alternate reality she claims to be. No, she is rather a simple, yet very angry girl, who has succeeded wildly in transmogrifying her squirrel rifle into a law degree and a television career as a hack spokeshead for the GOP and the White House.

Somewhere along the way someone put her in a vinyl dress and posed her near granite columns in an attempt to fuse S&M "cool" with GOP politics. This failed and we see instead a GOP drag queen, a creature that is all artifice and anger, a creature who confuses arrogance for attitude and intellectual perversions for ideas.

Surely we must return Ann to the wilds so that she does not more harm. Perhaps she can marry a Jed Clampett and slowly poison his possum stew. Better one hillbilly than all of us. Better Ann in the Ozarks with her squirrel gun that Ann on Fox spewing her perversions.

In the name of Christ when will it end? When will Ann be denuded and returned to the Ozarks?

BTW, anncoulter.org blows major chunks and has zero production values. It looks homemade. It is positively wooden -- just like Ann.

One final point: The conservatives love to savage the NY TIMES -- until their books appear on its best seller lists. Ann's site is quick to mention that she is a NY TIMES best selling author. Yet if the NY TIMES is such a liberal rag, then why is she so quick to glom onto its lustrouos literary badge at ac.org? And the same goes for El Rushbo, he of the Antichrist Lague of Talkshowhosts.

Can one imagine the spawn of Ann and Rush? Such a being would surely be a black hole of Republican ego that devoured everything in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 square kilometers of itself. I hope that God in his grace never allows such a mating to occur for the sake of the local universe.

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