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Date Posted: 17:27:56 08/04/03 Mon
Author: Rev. Mike Sutcliffe
Subject: YOU LYING FAG QUEER!!!
In reply to: Mr. Lyle Odimar 's message, "Oh my God!!! Ben cheated on J. Lo!!!" on 13:41:40 08/04/03 Mon

Lyle Queerdumar said:

I mean, hot Velveeta: Come on, that's a hoot in the poot-poot! Most people have anal fondue parties on hot summer nights and so we all understand. Even Rev. Mike Sutcliffe came by my last Anal Fondue party and did some chip-dipping!! Ole!

That is such a damn lie that I am gonna find Lyle and kick his f*cking faggoty ass from here to Hoover Dam and back!!!
I live in Space 18, Row 2, and Lyle lives in Space 7, Row 1, which is the row for all the dickheads and perverts. Looper lives in Space 1 which is out front by the clubhouse and the mailboxes all by itself. I never go to visit anyone on Row 1.

I smelled there "fondue" party and wanted to puke. When I saw what they was dipping I got out my BB gun and started poppin' away. I hit Lyle's boyfriend, that guy Adrian, right in the ballsack and he jumped about five feet in the air howling like a jackal. Ha ha ha! Nothing like a gonadeal injery to make someone think about there sins!

Then I popped a coupla BB's into one of Lyle's fake silicone butt cheeks and it started leaking. He screamed like a girl and called 911. Sheriff Billy Ray Bufford came out with his men and dogs. I thought they was gonna bang away on the homos like last time, but the liberal government in Elco got all worked up over the ten million dollar lawsuit Lyle filed on account of Bufford having abused him with a broom handle like they did in New York to that Hashun guy, and so, and so, Bufford and his men beat the crap out of me!!! Like that will keep Lyle Queerdumar from suing Elco! Why do I get punished for the sins of Bufford?!

Go figure! I said, "What the f*cksake you doin. Billy?!" And Billy Ray told me to shut up and then he tazered me. Then he turnt the dogs loose on me and one of 'em nearly bit my left nut off.

Sheriff Bufford and his deputies were likkered up and so, and so, he said he wouldnt arrest me for terrorizing Lyle's party with my BB gun iffn I apologized. Lyle said that I had to dip a chip and eat it or he wouldnt accept my apologie and I would go to jail. So'sn everyone thay was laffin and I had to dip a chip and eat it! Then Bufford and his boys dipped and ate chips coated with Velvetta butt fondue right oughta Pikker Pace's cornhole! It was the grosist thing I ever seen. That ol' Pikkur is needs an ass whuppin and I'm fixxin to give him one soon as my face heals up.

Now I know that Bufford is a queer and everyone around these parts has turnt queer. I only ate the chip sosn I wouldn't have to go to the Elco jail with all the Mexicans.

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