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Date Posted: 09:03:41 08/08/03 Fri
Author: Rev. E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: NAMWLP Supports Arnold

The NAMWLP (National Association of Men With Large Penises)
supports Arnold's run for governor of California because he is one of us. NAMWLP believes that men with large penises are stronger, better, and more able men because our large, handsome penises give us manly confidence in all areas of life.

Motivational guru Anthony Roberts, President of NAMWLP, emphasizes this confidence factor in his book "Size Matters:
On Being Large and In Charge"

Large-penised men are natural leaders because, lets face it, a large penis causes awe in people, especially when it is a "Tyrannosaurus Rex", a NAMWLP euphemism for an erect penis.

NAMWLP membership is open to any man whose flaccid penis exceeds 10" in length. Photos are not acceptable and the measurement must be done in front of a meeting by a certified medical doctor using a penile ruler calibrated by the NAMWLP scientific committee.

Girth also counts as NAMWLP does not like long, skinny penises. A minimum 4" girth is required when engorged.
To achieve engorgment for measurement purposes while yet remaining free of sexist charges of using women to acheive erections, NAMWLP uses male Promise Keepers members as "fluffers". Usually these men are also Exodus members and so they have an affinity for this sort of thing.

Good luck Arnold, you have the big swinging dicks of America behind you.

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But doesn't steroid use make your testicles shrink? (NT) -- Sister Regina Dentata, 09:10:11 08/08/03 Fri
- Shrink? You must think I'm nuts!!! -- Reverend E. Dwayne Looper, 16:18:28 08/08/03 Fri