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Date Posted: 14:35:02 07/21/01 Sat
Author: Rev EDL
Subject: Re: To Rev. EDL: Vocals received
In reply to: Rufus Altry 's message, "To Rev. EDL: Vocals received" on 14:13:18 07/21/01 Sat

Roger Wilco that, Rufus. I want to warn you that those vocals contain HOLY GHOST GOSPEL POWER and that the satanic laws of America require that we place a warning on the CD which says, "WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO LISTEN TO CONTAINS HOLY GHOST SAVING POWER AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF ON BENDED KNEE ASKING JESUS CHRIST TO COME INTO YOUR HEART AS YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR AS A RESULT OF LISTENING TO THE HOLY GHOST MESSAGE AND MUSIC CONTAINED HEREIN."

Other warnings are also required:

NOTE: JESUS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE AS A MEDICAL DEVICE.

JESUS IS NOT APPROVED FOR USE IN CARNIVALS

DO NOT IMMERSE JESUS IN WATER

JESUS REQUIRES A GFI INSTALLATION AS HIS HOLY
GHOST POWER MAY ELECTROCUTE YOU.

DO NOT INGEST JESUS; HE IS NOT ICE CREAM AS
BELIEVED BY SOME NATIVE TRIBES IN NEW GUINEA

JESUS CAN AND WILL KILL IF ANGERED.

JESUS DOES NOT HAVE A VALID DRIVERS LICENSE;
DO NOT ALLOW HIM TO OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES.

JESUS IS FLAMMABLE AND MUST BE LABELED AS SUCH
WHEN IN PUBLIC.

WARNING: THIS CAR WILL BE UNMANNED IN THE EVENT
OF RAPTURE

I BRAKE FOR JESUS

JESUS: MORE THAN JUST A NAIL-SCARRED SAVIOR,
HE IS NOW A SOFT DRINK.

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  • Oh Lordy Lordy -- E. Leo Looper, E. C. Phyllis Looper & Vivien Li, 16:53:11 07/21/01 Sat
  • Re: Oh Lordy Lordy -- Rufus Altry, 07:52:13 07/22/01 Sun

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