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Date Posted: 22:48:14 06/02/05 Thu
Author: Oh.. I bet you just can't GUESS! LOLOL!!!!
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It was a dark and stormy night�.

Not so stealthily, Dorothy stumbled thru the window of the Krispy Kreme factory. Her flying monkeys waiting impatiently outside. They better darnsight get a reward THIS time, they grumbled, or "Master" was going to find something ugly in her slippers tomorrow! Meanwhile, Dorothy continued on her mission: A dozen warm Krispy Kreme Doughnuts w/ extra glaze �. "Oh yeah.. and some donut holes for those stupid monkeys!" she sighed, rolling her eyes and remembering the last time she'd come back w/ no treats. JUST THEN��

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[> She ducked out of the way of a roving security camera, just before it caught sight of her devious plan in action. She was looking for the switch.... -- Whoooo! A Donut Day RR!! -C, 07:49:29 06/03/05 Fri [1]

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...to the donut machine. UNFORTUNATELY when she lept out of the way of the security cam she landed SQUARELY in sight of the security GUARD! Quickly she placed a nearby lamp shade over her head and froze in place. -- Luoodles.... lept leaped leapt hmmm.... DICTIONARY PLEASE...., 08:29:36 06/03/05 Fri [1]

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[> Because the Krispy Kreme factory has no hidden vault of cash, the rent-a-cop on duty, not hired for his sharp instincts, passed right by the lampshade adorned Dorothy. -- What is a lampshade doing in a factory? -C, 17:53:44 06/03/05 Fri [1]

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Just then the Krispy Kreme Donut Maker Guy arrived for work. "Got to make the donuts," he droned sleepily, and reached under the lampshade to turn on the light. "Click Click! Click Click!" said Dorothy, doing her best light impersonation. -- Luoodles... don't confuse the RR w/ logical thought! What's wrong w/ you!, 20:33:38 06/03/05 Fri [1]

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[> [> Just then it occured to him, "What's a light shade doing in my donut factory?!" -- Lu welll.... I guess it DOES need some 'splainin', 23:13:45 06/03/05 Fri [1]

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[> "Ah well, it doesn't work anyway," he moaned and moved away toward the employee break room. -- I'll excuse non-linear thoughts just this once---after all there are monkeys in the story already...., 09:42:27 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> Having not noticed the Flying Monkeeys waiting impatiently in the shadows outside, nor the lamp that was not really a lamp, Donut Maker Guy opened his locker to get an apron when it dawned on him.... -- PB,not really adding much except that bakers apparently keep clean aprons in their lockers at work!, 11:52:21 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> that he was only wearing one sock. Looking down at his feet he noticed, sure enough, that he was wearing only one red sock. His day went from tired to worse as he looked at the apron in his hands. Pink. Drat. -- C, 19:49:19 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> Ser...er...Dorthy the Great decided she had to make a daring escape before the Donut Guy returned to find out just why her head wouldn't light up. She removed the lightshade and hummed the Mission Impossible theme while sneakily making her way to the door, monkeys in tow. -- Sara--What?, 20:18:59 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> Dorothy the GREAT?! and... I thought the monkeys were waiting outside the window? -- Luoodles, 21:38:03 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> That's what *I* said! She confessed in IM that she had failed to read the story closely. -- C, 21:46:29 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> Oh how unUSUAL! LOL! -- Luoodles and btw... they call "ME" Sybil? This childs got WAY more names then "I" do!, 21:49:16 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> Stop putting words in my mouth! I admit that I mistook that the monkeys were outside. Now they are inside and wrecking havoc. What are you two ladies goign to do to stop it? -- Sara, 21:49:32 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> I thought they were outside too. But then I remembered how impatient they were out there. They kept jumping up to look in the window, and making faces at Dorothy or Serena orrr ......What was I saying? Oh yeah, it seems they just couldn't resist the smell of the dough, not to mention the nuts. So they slithered (they can do that right? ) Anyway they slithered through the door just as Donut Maker Man let out one of those sleepy sighs. At least I'm pretty sure thats how they ended up IN the factory. -- PB, 22:55:44 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> Oh. -- Luoodles ROTFLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Hey, Philbert. I was looking for some Duckyboard stuff and found the original LUISA conversation at the BLA! LOL!, 08:26:54 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> Hey, Philbert! (Or should I say MIGHTY WALNUT! Inside>>>>>>>>>>> -- Luoodles... do you remember this? LOLOL!!!, 08:30:50 06/05/05 Sun [1]

Dearest ~you~Alien...~are~ -- Luoodles~getting~, 18:06:22 02/26/03 Wed

~very~So.. ~sleepy~how ~you~are ~will~things ~get~over~up~ here ~and~at ~chage~the ~this~BLA? ~board~I ~to~was ~the~wondering~RDA~ if ~board~you've~immmediately~ had~if~ any ~not~other ~sooner~thoughts ~Now~about ~get~this ~busy~board~!~ lately?

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o I no see no RDA... Do you no check your messages? (NT) -- Not Luisa, 21:43:25 03/04/03 Tue
o Hey Alien! Why you no come and check your board, eh? (NT) -- Not Luisa either, 22:58:42 03/08/03 Sat
o Dear Alien. Please you supply password. We change to RDA very speedy. (NT) -- Still Not Luisa, 19:45:44 03/11/03 Tue
�X Dearest Luoodles...I have requested a restraining order against you. If you continue to harass the fine denizens of BLA, you will be forced to sit in a room w/Brumby for an entire month. Whilst Mr. RDA is quite a fine individual, WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE BOARD TO THE RDA BOARD!!!! Get it? Got it? Good. >sigh< ~some people are just so ungrateful...~ (NT) -- Love, the Alien, 09:30:50 03/13/03 Thu
�X I not know this Lu. You read post. Change mind. Sleepy. Sleepy. RDA much hubahubahandsome and have TWO legs for chasing! Besides, Brumby not bad. He clean house! You have dirty house.. I send him over! (NT) -- Definitely not Luisa, 22:29:11 03/13/03 Thu
�X Sure--send him over. Make sure he brings me a BUD! (NT) -- The Alien, 23:15:27 03/13/03 Thu
�X No Bud. BLAdies frighten badly. He go back to prairie and DANGEROUS Ingals family. Safer there. (NT) -- Might be Luisa, 23:26:32 03/13/03 Thu
o Someone here know Alien password? I pay big moolaa. Then fix board. Alien never know. She not read own board. Perhaps she no speaky English! Also blind. (NT) -- Possibly could be Luisa, 22:28:25 03/14/03 Fri
�X I no know passwords. ......I stuggle with regular words. (NT) -- PB, 03:13:26 03/15/03 Sat
�X Maybe Alien scum mess w/ noggin! Maybe you no know you know. You know? Maybe you not even Philbert! MAYBE you MIGHTY WALNUT!!!!! (NT) -- Good possibility this may be Luisa, 17:44:03 03/16/03 Sun
o Psssttt!! Mighty Walnut! You here? Today St. Paddy Day. Alien party party. We switch board. She not know difference. Brain like BB in Tuna Can. Rattle Rattle. (NT) -- Pretty sure this Luisa.., 19:29:44 03/18/03 Tue
o Hey, Mighty Walnut! This some fun, eh? No telling what happen we find password!!! (NT) -- O.K. I admit. This Luisa, 19:07:17 03/19/03 Wed
o Hey, Mighty Walnut! Big news! Luisa not only get password. Luisa get BOARD! Unfortunately Luisa NOT get INSTRUCTION book. (NT) -- Luisa thinking where MacGyver when she need him?, 21:35:07 03/23/03 Sun
�X What a scream! So you have your own RDA board. I checked it out but forgot to book mark it. Paper-clips, chewing gum and duck tape would probably be all he would need to to take it over . (NT) -- PB and all the other nuts have to go to work now, 08:03:23 03/24/03 Mon

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[> [> [> [> [> [> LOL!... -- PB, 10:41:22 06/05/05 Sun [1]

I love the "bb in tuna can" description. I can't believe that was over 2 years ago! That's hilarious. Hubby and I watched Lost a few times and it addictive also. Maybe that will be our next obsession. It looks like Stargate has pretty much played it out. Maybe they will flip a coin to see what world they will retire to at the end.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> I'm hooked on Lost, too, although I have renewed interest in Stargate what with Atlantis and all the new characters on SG-1. I'm still hoping they'll have some Jack... if not storys... at least updates! In any event I love Atlantis and I'm looking forward to the NEW Stargate also. We shall see. I think it would take a LOT to mess this show up. As far as Lost... I missed many episodes... Wednesday night is NOT a good night for me and I'm such a moron I still can't set my VCR correctly even when I WANT to. Oh well. I get my updates from Kat's board and am waiting for them to do a marathon. Actually, as far as the STORY goes.. not a LOT progresses each episode so I'm not all that "lost" so to speak! -- Luoodles fully addicted to LOST. I wish IT began again in July!, 11:36:08 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> The Monkeys had their own agenda for the donut shop. One headed toward the filing inserter machine, the second sprinted over to the drive through window, and the third honed in on the switch for the "Hot Now" neon sign. -- C, 20:21:25 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> The "Hot Donuts Now" sign lit up like a beacon in the night. All Dorthy could do was watch the chaos unfold as she tired to grab at each passing monkey. She struggled for control of the sign with the monkey in question causing cars to stop and start like "Red Light Green Light" with every flick of the switch. -- Sara, 20:36:21 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> Worried that the sign would not only attract rabid KK fans, but also the donut man in the break room, she quickly scanned the room looking for a master power switch. -- C, 20:40:46 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> After finally locating the switch, she noticed that the monkyes had found the espresso machine and were drinking mochas one after another. With all of the caffine kicking in, they were starting to..... -- shippermom, 21:07:31 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> Glow. -- PB, 21:13:01 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> "Holy radioactivity, Batman!" Dorothy yelped while trying to keep the noise of the hyperactive caffinated monkeys to a minimum. Being the smart genius that she is, Dorothy decided that the only thing to get the monkeys out of the KK would be to throw all the donuts and mocha outside for monkey bait. -- Sara, 21:36:44 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> She quickly found the manual override to the power shut down, and turned on only the donut machine. After a few whirs and cranks, it started spitting donuts down the conveyor belt. Looking at the psychotic monkeys over her shoulder. She quickly turned the speed of the machine up to Level 10. -- C, 21:45:15 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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Meanwhile, tired from a long night of overtime, Jennie/Nadja had noticed the Krispy Kreme sign flickering in the distance, "Ooooo.... Krrrriiiisssspppy Krrrreeeemmmess," she said, and whipped her car into the parking lot. Quickly she strode up to the shop, opened the door and ... KAPLOOOOSSSHHH!!!!! "Ut Uh!" exclaimed Serena as she beat feet back into the factory..... -- Luoodles, 21:47:55 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> Jennie/Nadja stood there sputtering with mocha dripping down her clothes, "This was a brand new shirt!" She exclaimed. -- C, 21:52:58 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> Dorothy/Serena (since we seem to be going to both, Lu!) merely pulled the lightshade back over her head for a disguise. -- Sara, 21:55:38 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> [> At this point, tired of his lamp not working, The Donut Man decided to change the bulb! -- Luoodles, 22:08:08 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> "Now, where did I put those extra 100 watts?" he muttered. Finding them behind a few cans of insecticide he headed for the broken 'lamp." -- C, 22:28:56 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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Shuffling her feet, Serena was able to turn her body as The DOnut Man tried to unscrew her head. Perplexed as to why the old bulb wasn't coming off, the Donut Man opted to REMOVE THE LAMP SHADE!!!! -- Luoodles, 22:36:22 06/04/05 Sat [1]

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[> "Holey doughnut holes Batman!" Was all he could manage before he was attacked by the caffinated monkeys... -- shippermom, 01:28:57 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> ROTFLOL!!! -- Luoodles, 08:25:22 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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Fortunately Batman had seen the Krispy Kreme signal flashing in the night and was there in time to save Donut Man/Robin from the caffeinated flying monkeys. The monkeys scampered away in all directions, further into the depths of the Donut Factory! -- Lu, 08:41:10 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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But ONE made it back out the window! Where was he going? -- Luoodles HOW'S THAT FOR SOME NIFTY FORSHADOWING, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!, 11:38:39 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> I am sorry to break in during this riviting story, but I have a question. Why does Dorothy have flying monkeys? I thought they belonged to the witch. -- shippermom, 13:29:14 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> I think she kidnapped them from MichelleB a few years ago on another board. It's all crazy...I know. Sane post are optional. -- PB, 16:37:27 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> Well, I'm thinking she picked them up from a nuclear waste plant accident zone in Kansas. They glow in the dark or something. Now, returning to your regularly scheduled RR......Donut Man Robin cowerd on the floor, protecting his head from the monkey tribe. Batman stood above him, swinging his cape over his shoulder as he dusted powdered sugar off his steely abs. "I am here to rescue you!" he announced grandly. "Where did the lightshade wench get off to?" -- C, 14:30:33 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> "Well, she followed the monkey across the street to try her luck at Dunkin' Donuts" said a helpful voice. Batman paused. That voice! He knew that voice! It brought back memories from the days when he was only a BatBoy! Batman turned around quickly to see... -- Canrane, 16:08:01 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> [LOL! I can't think of another character that could be in the shop/factory except Alfred. ] -- PB, 16:43:07 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> "Alfred! What are you doing here? I thought you were going to wait in the BatCave?" "Well sir," said Alfred, stepping over a puddle of mocha, "It seems you forgot your Donut Card in your other BatSuit." Batman fumbled inside a mysterious pocket and pulled out a wad of discount cards on a key ring, "Food4Sale, BooksRUs, Bobby's Gym....." -- I was having trouble with that too PB, so Alfred it is!, 17:32:17 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> From the shadows Alfred appeared next to Batman's side. He silently handed Batman his trusty lasso and then just as he had appeared, he sliped back into the shadows. Batman turned with a thank you and started to round up the monkeys........ -- shippermom, 17:32:53 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> LOL Batman has a lasso! I love this story! -- Sara, 22:23:30 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> Just then, Glenda the good witch happened to wander by, having seen the flying monkeys... she decided she needed a KK doughnut... "after all, its so sad, I'm not up for a Tony Award this year..." she sighed as she devoured the doughnut -- Aria (who didn't take time to read the whole RR and was just stopping by on her way to go watch the pre-awards stuff at the Tony Awards website!), 18:25:52 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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Just then "Pearl" galloped up looking for Batman. How could Batman expect to lasso stolen caffeinated nuclear glow in the dark flying monkeys with out a fast horse AND a rope? -- Luoodles, 21:40:36 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> ROTFLOLOL! I don't have anything to add...but LOLOL! I haven't "seen" Pearl in AGES! -- Canrane - what was the final decision? Was she woman or horse?, 22:01:47 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> LOL! Nevermind...I see it has already been resolved for the purposes of this story. I don't know many females over the age of 12 who still "gallop" -- Canrane, 22:04:20 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> Suddenly! Oh so suddenly, a rogue flying monkey accidently hurled the entire mocha machine at "Pearl", crushing her underneath its weight. Unfortunately, "Pearl the Werehorse" was dead, D.E.A.D, dead. Never to be resurrected in any sequels or future episodes. -- Sara--ROTFLOL sorry I just had to rehash that. It was classic., 22:27:23 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> LOL! Over the weekend I was remembering Pearl and wondered if she could be worked into this story! And to answer Canrane, I think she was both woman and horse in that order. She did some metamorphasis thing. -- PB, 20:41:24 06/06/05 Mon [1]

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[> Meanwhile, across the street at Dunkin Donuts, Dorothy was on the lookout for the monkey. The monkey, now high on caffine and sugar was trashing the place. He had a hold of the raspberry filling hose and was spraying it all over..... -- shippermom, 23:23:54 06/05/05 Sun [1]

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[> [> all of a sudden the Monkey got the brilliant idea that he and his flying monkey brethern ought to act out the song "The Knights of the Round Table..." Unfortunately he'd barely made it to the line "we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable..." when.... -- Aria, 10:23:18 06/06/05 Mon [1]

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[> [> [> C appeared clothed in her bright blue sequined vest tap dancing to the Chicago soundtrack. Dorothy didn't know what exactly to make of that, but found it amusing anyway -- If she doesn't know who did it, I won't be hurt later on..., 19:29:57 06/06/05 Mon [1]

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[> Dorothy quickly stopped laughing because she knew that C's wrath strikes a wide path. Instead, she offered C a chocolate covered cake donut topped with sprinkles. -- C, 19:32:38 06/06/05 Mon [1]

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[> C asked for a mocha to go with the doughnut and Dorothy broke into a hysterical laugh explaining that the monkeys had destroyed the machine when it had run out . -- shippermom, 20:49:15 06/06/05 Mon [1]

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[> C made due with bottled water from the still intact self-serve cooler. -- C, 07:53:40 06/07/05 Tue [1]

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[> After surveying the damage strewn between the two donut shops, Dorothy and C decided to work their wiles. Conspiring over a plan, they decided to catch Monkey #1 and to stuff him in the self-serve cooler. -- C, 12:18:46 06/07/05 Tue [1]

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[> But Monkey #1 had other plans. He decided to get them before they got him. He took one of the spatulas used to ice the donuts and stood in wait just inside the Dunkin Donuts, waiting for his prey. When Dorothy and C walked in armed only with their feminine wiles and some duct tape, Monkey #1 pounced down on C. Oh the horror and the humanity! Icing in her hair, on her face, everywhere!!! -- Sara, 00:11:29 06/08/05 Wed [1]

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[> ~sob~ -- C, 20:55:56 06/09/05 Thu [1]

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[> [> But C didn't take this lying down and got that monkey back good by.... -- Sara--I wuv you C!, 21:35:35 06/09/05 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> standing up and calmly asking, "Does that come with Sprinkles?" Dissapointed that he didn't upset C more, Monkey #1decided to.. -- PB, 12:26:04 06/11/05 Sat [1]

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[> upend the bavarian cream machine onto the frosting covered C. -- Ah, what a mess I'm in......, 08:26:07 06/14/05 Tue [1]

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[> [> Glenda the good witch (she's still there eating donuts right?) said to C in her sing songy sweet voice, "Just keep repeating there's no place like home.... There's no place like home..." And then C woke up. It was just a dream. But C noticed... -- PB, 22:00:37 06/15/05 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> that Glenda the Good Witch now weighed three hundred pounds! -- Lu doing a hit and run, 07:34:07 06/16/05 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> The End? -- PB, 17:12:11 06/16/05 Thu [1]

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