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Subject: Re: Hey Rhonda

Author:
Jimmy

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Date Posted: 08:28:05 06/01/08 Sun
Author Host/IP: c-71-197-21-126.hsd1.mi.comcast.net/71.197.21.126
In reply to: Rhonda 's message, "Re: Hey Rhonda" on 06:00:55 06/01/08 Sun

I'm not sure.

I got completely hammered at a wedding at the KFC that featured an open bar. Added to the unlimited whiskey I consumed was 90 mg of Adderall.

I was ready to talk!!!

But nobody seemed interested in a goddamn thing I had to say.

Fool me once shame on me; fool me twice...

I SHUT IT DOWN!!!

I put on that O'Reilly face and stew. I don't need anybody!!! Not with all the shit I've been through.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

After ignoring me for hours they begin to pester me about what is wrong.

We all know that eventually I would snap under this scrutiny.

Funny, NOT A goddamn ONE OF EM DID A THING ABOUT IT!!!!

This proves that the Irish blood is wickedly tough. But they know their limits. Get drunk; hate Protestants; fight your brother.

But when some beety-eyed fuck starts menacingly threatening you and your entire family in what appears to be broken German...well Jesus Christ, call off the dogs. We don't wanna step outside. He's got a drinking problem.

DO I!!!!?

Of course.

But my family, unlike theirs, will suffer to reconciliation. My dad hasn't had a drink in almost five years. This is incredible.

Her family features a lineup of pill poppers, day-drinkers and 4-5 crack addicts.

But yeah, I'm the fucking bad guy.

"I always wanted to be a Tannenbaum."

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Subject	Author	Date
Two More Things R.B.	Jimmy	08:42:55 06/01/08 Sun
Re: Two More Things R.B. -- Jimmy, 08:51:29 06/01/08 Sun Back from the Dog Walk -- Jimmy, 09:17:23 06/01/08 Sun