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Subject: Two More Things R.B.

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Jimmy

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Date Posted: 08:42:55 06/01/08 Sun
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In reply to: Jimmy 's message, "Re: Hey Rhonda" on 08:28:05 06/01/08 Sun

First, back to the in-laws. I have to admit that some of this if my fault. I've made this same mistake over-and-over but like so many other things related to reconnecting with her...I seem to have a newfound capacity to change them.

She was a complete mess when we got back in touch. I played her like a violin. Mind you, this is the girl that fucked me up first. And now, here she is, begging me to hang out. She gave me her number instantly. I digressed into other issues with each email. Never addressing the fact that she wanted me to call her. It was brilliant...because so am I.

After assessing the situation and letting her pour her guts out to the seemingly confident, mood-swinging shizophrenic I realized that like most white men my age the girl I first loved in grade school was turned into a complete mess thanks the to the teaching of Oprah Winfrey and Ellen Degeneres.

HERE IS THE HAMRARTHIA!!! (remember when M.G. dropped that on you in the summer of '99 after he attacked you and your husband for no reason? I do. That's a good word. Did I spell it right? Don't know, but I know it means fatal flaw because I'm the sort of lunatic who looks things up...when he doesn't know.)

WHEW!!!! Don't fret. We'll get to your Protestant conversion.

But back to the homecoming of the White Knight. Which is how I honestly saw myself as I walked confidently into his cul-du-saced McMansion with a 6 pack of Heineken under my arm...and a pint of whiskey in my stomach.

Here I am, the whitest of the white amongst those with dark hair and eyes, yet skin so paled, so freckled, he could trigger St. Patrick...to those with a proper education.

Am I Italian?

Didn't matter. The first thing I saw as I inspected their personal belongings was O'Reilly's new book. Taking advantage of my savior status never entered my mind. It never does with Saviors. That's why they eventually kill us.

I saved her life.

I may not be as white genetically as your clan BUT I am ten times the race-baiter the lot of you could ever dream of.

I've got company and I've just been informed I'm being rude.

This is my new life.

I was down with W.C. Fields travails (on film) before they were thrust upon me. God guides me. I'm always two steps ahead. It's not Machiavelli.

It's...justice.

R.B.,

I've got to run but I need to know why you converted. You've touched on it a few times over the years but none of it is satisfactorally enough. Rome wants answers.

I represent them.

She told

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Two More Things R.B.	Jimmy	08:51:29 06/01/08 Sun
Back from the Dog Walk -- Jimmy, 09:17:23 06/01/08 Sun