TGIF at DUH -- the two Gorgeous Ladies of DUH, Gail and Rebecca performed, pluth Matt. -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 23:31:39 07/01/05 Fri
Author: gW (6901tl)
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Subject: TGIF at DUH -- the two Gorgeous Ladies of DUH, Gail and Rebecca performed, pluth Matt.

DUH's adorable All American Girl Rebecca, wearing only a thong, hula-hooped using a cake donut with sprinkles as her hoop in celebration of a new holiday -- America Day.
Not to be outdone, Gail, wearing only a toupee, rode a roller coaster with Hilary Rodham Clinton.

185 logarithms walk into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve logarithms here" and the 185 logarithms say "we didn't know that" and the bartender says "didn't you see the sine? .... or the cosine?" (Matt's)

Admiral Wolsey (Gail) and Dr. Seacrest (Rebecca) aboard a spaceship had a viral outbreak that was traced to a deliriously ill Captain Matt who had cooties and therefore had to be ejected from the ship.
Belle (Gail) working as a clerk at WalMart waited on Mrs. Potts (Rebecca) who needed some super glue to fix her lid. Gail could not get the glue to scan and called manager Matt for help who fired her but relented and sent her to work in the livestock section and guess who was there, too -- Elvis! Mrs. Potts told manager Matt she wanted to buy some of those talking dishes but bought singing country dishes instead. Tired from a hard day's night shopping, Mrs. Potts and Belle left together in a horse drawn carriage (probably borrowed from World Cup Comedy).

185 sushi's walk into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve sushi's here" and the 185 sushi's say "we've heard that tuna before!" (Rebecca's)

On another new holiday, DUH Day, Gail went to Disneyland with Paul McCartney (Matt) singing a Beatle's song off-key (different!). Tom Cruise (Rebecca) declared his love for Katie Holmes on his knees on top of the Eiffel Tower (except in this case, it was the all weather sofa at DUH).
Belle (Rebecca) and Beast (Matt), married at last, arrive at Niagara Falls, but Belle soon tired of it and wanted to go to Disneyland but Magic Carpet appeared and they went to Funky Town riding the carpet. Belle decided her clothes were all wrong and Beast's pants caught on fire (Why? Suspicion points its finger at Lumiere (Gail) who never got along with Beast and stowed away in their luggage -- to be near Belle!).

The foreign movie was "The Little Mermaid" in Portuguese and Rebecca's Portuguese was an exotic mixture of Spanish, French, Chinese and Chimpanzee.

P.S. Rebecca said that Gail was just married!!!!

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