The Late Smiley Bob .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 21:41:02 07/03/05 Sun
Author: gW (2597yw)
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-22-165.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.22.165
Subject: The Late Smiley Bob ....

Not dead .... just late! Everybody at the Miners '49ers camp was raring to go today but NO Smiley Bob to be seen. All eyes were anxiously on the horizon when suddenly he appeared just in time to play the last chord (almost the 'lost chord'!). Those nice folks from West Covina were in attendance today and in their honor Grizzly Dave told about a dog he had bought very cheap -- "How come?" asked Jed and Dave said "Well, he was defective" and Jed said "How so?" and Dave said the dog had no nose and Jed said "How does he smell?" and Dave said "Terri-bull". Jed maintains that Dave was raised by a herd of bulls (I mean bears).

The serious business of the day over with, they all played and sang "You've got a Friend in Me".

Another day, another DUH, another Mark, who shall henceforth be called Mark III, performed today at DUH along with Mark I and Matt.

In a skit where Muhlan (Mark I) went to the dentist, Dr. Matt used a scalpel to deal with the offending teeth and nurse Mark III went looking for more instruments and found there was a piano in the office and a piano player (Hal) who was tickling the ivories. (This is the first time Hal has been in a skit! -- hopefully not the last).

While Hal played "The Girl from Ipanema", Matt went shopping for a wedding dress in a trailer park in Mordor. Later, Matt 'did' Lex Luthor's laundry while riding the Jungle Cruise (not to be confused with the Tom Cruise or the Penelope Cruz).

185 science teachers walked into a bar and the bartender said "we don't serve science teachers here" and the 185 science teachers said "Please, can't we just have a beaker?" (Mark III's)

A little girl named Alandra from the audience selected as the 'mover' stole the show when Belle (Mark III) and (Pocahaontas) Matt went to Mark I's Weight Watchers, and while they were on a scale checking their weight, Alandra untied their shoes.

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