'Threat Down' at the Golden Horseshoe .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 20:03:39 05/06/06 Sat
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-17-229.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.17.229
Subject: 'Threat Down' at the Golden Horseshoe ....

"Blackjack" and "Nameless", two desperadoes, are Frontierland Enemies No. 1 and No. 2. Their latest cunning plan is to sell Girl Scout cookies and Schnickerdoodles to patrons of the Horseshoe, thus duping the Sheriff into thinking they're really goodfellas. Taking advantage of the Sheriff's absence, they tried gaining access to the Horseshoe on the upper porch, but our savvy Sheriff was 'on to them' and exposed them for what they really are -- one, a sniveling crybaby and the other a complete idiot, and saw to it they got their just desserts (I mean deserts).

Players: FRANK (who gets to play the hero/Sheriff because he has seniority), Mark and Matt

Meanwhile, inside the 'Shoe, the hillbillies, who never seem to know anything about what's happening outside the 'Shoe, played two songs at once -- the 1812 Overture and the Battle of New Orleans and you may ask how is that possible? The trick is they're both played in the same key (or so we were told). The audience was very appreciative but one man kept yelling out unintelligible things at Billy Kirk, so Billy Kirk yelled unintelligible things back at him (you had to be there).

You may not know it, but the hillbillies write their own shows! They write them .... they just don't write them down.

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