T.G.I.F. at the Golden Horseshoe Saloon .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 21:01:26 05/12/06 Fri
Author: gW
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Subject: T.G.I.F. at the Golden Horseshoe Saloon ....

In his quest to find someone to play the 'little fiddle', Billy Little John found a guy in the audience reading -- "Pardon me sir, I hope we're not disturbing you while you read your newspaper", said Billy and then mumbled something like "It's good you're not checking me out". It's so traumatic for a hillbilly to find someone reading because, as everyone knows, hillbillies, to a man, do NOT know how to read. Billy selected a charming young lady named Marisel to play the little fiddle; however, he was so flustered from his encounter with the man reading, he asked Marisel "Do you play the piano?" (instead of "do you play the fiddle?") Turned out Marisel didn't play either piano or fiddle and Billy admitted they didn't care, anyway.
Another 'little fiddle' player named Maria inspired Billy to sing "Maria, I just met a girl named Maria" in a rich, juicy baritone. And then there was Rochelle .... who travelled from Milan to Minsk.

Earlier, Billy Duane, after warming up on the fiddle, asked the rhetorical question, "How come it's so hot up here with all these fans?" He then proceeded with his death-defying speed fiddling of the Orange Blossom Special.

Billy 'Wahoo' Bass provided all the 'wahoos' and 'woos' for the show (as only HE can) and Billy John David played his show-stopping guitar solos. (He's also regressed back to the days of worrying about his bathroom carpeting and walking a mile in another man's shoes).

Out in front of the 'Shoe, the ONE, the ONLY, Sally May, through a strange twist of fate chose bachelor #2 to be her husband, because bachelor #3 did not know how to call pigs. (Too young).
Oh, what else? Oh yes, the town drunk is bilingual and can say "I'll drink to that", in either English or Spanish. The Horseshoe robbers have been reevaluated and are now 'America's Sweethearts' because they sell Girl Scout cookies (to help the Scouts) and if they steal from the patrons, it's OK because all proceeds will go to the Scouts).
Players: FRANK, Ken and Mike

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