"WASTIN' AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE" .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 22:17:42 06/11/06 Sun
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-43-23.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.43.23
Subject: "WASTIN' AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE" ....

Sung by Arshag of Arshag and John, two itinerant musicians of humble beginnings, who somehow made it to Downtown Disney. Arshag whose name is synomymous with country music was mentioned in Billboard as the #1 musician with the most CD's yet to be sold -- while others get Platinum, he gets Dirt. Arshag wrote "On the Road Again" for their good friend Willie Nelson and his half brother Ricky, but was somewhat bewildered that Ozzie and Harriet never mentioned Willie. The audience was asked to imagine there was a 70 piece orchestra in the huge planter behind them while they played their numbers, an orchestra that was not too happy, somewhat annoyed, wondering 'what's with these hillbillies?' Besides a large wheelchair and stroller crowd, there were the young folk, and a delightful group of girls from Tennessee requested "Rocky Top" and got so carried away by the fiddling and guitar-ing they sang and danced along with the music all over a wide area of Downtown Disney.

WHERE'S PAPA JED?

The Miner 49'ers had to struggle along today without Papa Jed, but you could tell by the looks on their faces they were mighty worried. First off they played "Salt Creek", one of Jed's favorite places. Next up, Buck Owens' "Put Me in the Movies" because Jed has always threatened to run away to the movies. Halfway through the song, Eric asked "where do cows go on Saturday night?" and the others didn't know -- so Eric said they went to the moooooooooo-vies and Grizzly Dave told him "don't milk it!" Then it was "Sweet Georgia Brown" with John on Dobro because he knows she's Jed's lady love. Grizzly Dave announced Bob would do the next number about the sinkle things in life (what's a sinkle?) -- "The Bare Necessities of Life" because Jed has a 'thing' about bears and likes to report on their whereabouts. Golden voiced Grizzly Dave sang "Fox on the Run" because Jed is faster than a fox and last they all played "Foggy Mountain Breakdown". Case solved! Jed's horse and cart must have broken down on Grizzly Peak due to foggy weather.

OH NO! Not another Horseshoe robbery!

Yep, but our handsome Sheriff (who has an eye for the ladies) caught the adorable robbers just in time. Relatives of the robbers, Liza and Minnelli, Kurt and Russell, Jim and Carrey, to name but a few, were there to cheer the robbers on.
Handsome Sheriff (Ladies' man): Mark
Adorable robbers: Ken and Danny

MEANWHILE ....

The hillbillies did their Beatles 'thing' with Billy Ringo screaming "Shut up" when the others made fun of his "Yellow Submarine", and Billy Paul remarked how much he looks like Paul McCartney when he wears his wig, especially when he looks upward and shakes his head from side to side. Not only that, when he's Paul he gets mobbed, and when he takes the wig off and he's Billy, he gets mobbed, too. (Of course, that's just whacky hillbilly humor).
Then, suddenly, the billies went into a huddle and Billy announced that even though they were NOT going to do something, they WOULD do it after all (because it turned the audience into animals) -- CHICKEN LAUNCH! Billy Banjo played his "Chicken Launch" music while they all 'buck, bucked' and the chicken flew over the stage in a perfect 45 degree arc and crash landed on the stage just a few inches short of a booth. Billy declared the 'launch' a success, everybody relaxed, and soon the Orange Blossom Special came chug chugging along (Woo, Woo!) and then the Devil went down to Georgia (Wah-hah-hah-HAH!) .

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