THE RETURN OF PAPA JED (just in time for Father's Day) .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 21:57:52 06/18/06 Sun
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-43-23.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.43.23
Subject: THE RETURN OF PAPA JED (just in time for Father's Day) ....

It was a touching reunion -- Papa Jed and his family together again!
'Eureka' Eric, so called because he is always discovering something new, reported his latest discovery: "Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff" (Jed says Eric has a million of these). "Smiley" Bob spent two years at Juilliard, two years at the Berkeley School of Music, and two years in San Quentin and he would like everyone to know he didn't do it! We all know by now that John only says 'Yup' and maybe you didn't know that Grizzly Dave just showed up for supper one day and has been with Papa Jed and the Miners 49'ers ever since. Papa Jed borrowed a fan from a lady from the desert and went about fanning all the fans. The Miners have a big umbrella to stand under to keep them out of the hot sun, but mad dogs and Jed went out in the midday sun and Jed danced and played the spoons.
Golden voiced Grizzly Dave sang "Rocky Top", the national anthem of the state of Tennessee.

DOWNTOWN ....
John and Arshag kept country music alive at Downtown Disney and played the "Irish Washerwoman" over and over because they wanted to play it really fast, and they finally played it so fast, I didn't hear it. John was so tired, he went to bed at 10 and got up at 10 only getting 10 hours of sleep (in the metric system, of course) and he also lost sleep because he was worried about the Irish Washerwoman. John has a dog worth $1000 that is part bull. Arshag asked what part of the dog is bull and John said the $1000. (I assure you, these jokes would go over very big in the Ozarks). Arshag wanted everyone to know the jokes were not on their CD's. Oh yes, one more -- when asked what's the difference between a fiddle and a violin, John says the fiddle burns longer.

FRONTIERLAND .... Did you ever notice how fashion conscious the Laughing Stock folks are? The Mayor of Frontierland wears a bowler hat and so do the Horseshoe robbers! Robbers in bowler hats -- is that what you call Stockwork Orange?
Some never before seen relatives of the robbers were there to egg them on: Larry, Moe and Curly (but many will tell you Shemp was the best) and Johnny Cash! These robbers are well connected.
Players: Mark, Ken, Mike.

AT THE 'SHOE ....
Now comes the hard part! Billy Ringo now says "Quiet!" when they make fun of his Yellow Submarine; we are told Hillbillies rock like madmen, in fact they're downright maniacal (in the way that they rock). I hate to say this, but one of the hillbillies thinks his name is Ferdiliza. It's quite sad, almost tragic, but what do we know of hillbilly ways?

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