Snippets of D.U.H. found on the cutting-room floor .... -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 22:53:14 07/01/06 Sat
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-1-53.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.1.53
Subject: Snippets of D.U.H. found on the cutting-room floor ....

A little girl told Frank that she and her family came to DL from Canada in a trolley. Looking at the audience, Frank commented, "Those Canadians!"

Frank: 185 cows walk into a German bar and the bartender says "we don't serve cows here" and the 185 cows said, "We just wanted a Holstein".

Rebecca: 185 stale candies walk into a hip-hop bar and the bartender says "we don't serve stale candies here" and the 185 candies said, "That's alright, we're with the wrapper".

Gail: 185 frogs walk into a bar .... bartender says "don't serve frogs here" and the 185 frogs say "Why not? you have toadstools".

Rebecca: 185 tires walk into a bar .... bartender says "don't serve tires here" and the 185 tires say "Your beers are always flat, anyway".

Gail: 185 tires .... "don't serve tires" .... and the 185 tires say, "This has not been a good year".

Memorable moment: Jesus (Frank) turning berries into toilet paper, then knocking on a door and delivering same to a desperately needy couple who had run out .... of toilet paper, of course.

Motown musical: Rebecca, singing her heart out as Carol Channing (pretending to be Stitch), to a flabbergasted Frank and Matt. (She mowed them down!)

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I wish, gee Double-U, you would learn to spell my name right! (NT) -- GALE, 09:54:36 07/02/06 Sun