HOW HOT WAS IT? -- Area 51 Billy Hill and the Hillbillies

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Date Posted: 22:15:07 06/25/06 Sun
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-69-235-1-53.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net / 69.235.1.53
Subject: HOW HOT WAS IT?

It was so hot that Papa Jed said whoever turned on the humidifier, could now turn it off. The Miners 49'ers should have stayed up on Grizzly Peak today because it was a steam bath in the valley. Jed wanted all the new people to meet 'Eureka' Eric, who told of his latest discovery -- the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese (Jed told everybody they would have to think about that one), Uncle Bob (from the Eastern Seaboard) whose mandolin was carved out of a hickory stump (that sounds familiar), John-John aka Yup, and Grizzly Dave, who came to supper and stayed on and on and on -- but wait, Golden voiced 'Grizz' sings for his supper and surprised everyone by singing Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" inviting everyone to join in. Suddenly, there was a 'mandolin incident' -- Uncle John had to leave for a spell because he had a rusty G-string but returned just in time for Eric's big number "Down on the Bayou". Papa Jed played the spoons, then rounded up the kids to play the washboards telling them they could 'earn while they learn' .... the Paparazzi and the Mamarazzi took pictures of their kids .... Chip and Dale came running down the Grizzly trail ....

from "GNASHVILLE" to DOWNTOWN DISNEY ....
John W. Marshall and Arshag Chookoorian (Gesundheit!), musicians whose names are synonymous with country music worked everyone into a froth (actually it was the heat wave) with their fiddle and guitar playing. A young woman danced to several numbers in spite of the heat (she's been there before) and Arshag imagined Downtown Disney was Woodstock and he could see cows and other barnyard animals (NOW you know how hot it was). Arshag told a lot of jokes and said he would keep telling them until someone bought a CD. Immediately, there was a stampede of people and barnyard animals to buy CD's. John told people they should sing along in their car to their CD's but warned them not to dance in the car. He said he can't sing in his car because it's a Hummer. He also forgets himself from time to time and follows young women while playing the fiddle. The guys are often rewarded for their efforts with standing ovations, walking ovations and stroller ovations from the audience. Everyone in Downtown Disney is quite taken with them -- residents of Disney's Grand Californian frequently come out on their balconies to listen.

THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES ....
At the Horseshoe today, the Billy Elvis fashion show featured the latest thing in neck scarfs which he shared with selected young ladies. Unlike Oprah, he didn't bring enough for every lady in the audience, but not to worry, there are plenty of them available around the corner at the Little Shop of Horrors.

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Correction: Uncle Bob had the 'mandolin incident' -- Sorry, Uncle John(?) (NT) -- gW, 13:54:23 06/26/06 Mon
John Marshall and Arshag Chookoorian -- WHERE TO FIND THEM! -- gW, 19:40:27 06/28/06 Wed