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Date Posted: 19:32:23 12/15/04 Wed
Author: gW
Author Host/IP: adsl-66-123-55-221.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net / 66.123.55.221
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IF Conan O'Brien ran the Billy shows.............................

First, the chicken 'launch' would be revised to a 'bungee jumping' chicken wearing a tiny crash helmet, doing away with the present post-launch vacuuming.
Next, Billy Little John would roller skate back and forth across the back of the stage holding a chicken aloft thus creating the 'World's Fastest Chicken'.
Then Billy Mandolin would fire off a rocket powered chicken, all the while shouting 'Oh Billeeee, Oh Billeeeee, Billeeee' supported by the children in the audience chiming in with 'Go Billeee, Yay Billee'.
Lastly, the 'plum' part of the 'barfing' Kermit the Frog would be up for grabs between the rest of the Billies (with Billy Bass and Billy Fiddle 'front' runners).
Conan would be called Billy Barbarian for this special occasion and smilin' Max Weinberg (wearing a Santa hat) would provide the drum rolls (ummm----so tasty!)

(Last night on Conan O'Brien he repeated last year's World's Fastest Menorah, and added a 'Bungee Jumping Jesus', a rocket fired fruitcake and a barfing Kermit the Frog--all for the Holiday Season)

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This sweeps week? (NT) -- DA, 16:26:45 12/21/04 Tue
- "The only way to CLEANUP on the horses is to walk behind them with a - - - - - " (NT) -- gW, 18:19:49 12/21/04 Tue