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Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke / Pilot joke


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Ray
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Date Posted: 18:49:24 08/11/12 Sat
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In reply to: HSS 's message, "Re: Lawyer Joke" on 12:50:23 08/11/12 Sat
 >My lines above should not be misconstrued as annoyance
>at the jokes, but it appeared to me that it was
>incumbent upon me to set the record straight.
>
>Best regards!
>
>HSS

OMG - HSS has spoken after an absence from the message board.
Good to hear from you and I do concur with what you say re the necessity for legal representation. I should know!!

However, I think that you may be giving too much credit to 'facts determining the law applicable and outcome of the case'.
Sometimes emotional appeal to the judge or jury and most importantly "interpretation" of the facts to suit your client can determine an outcome contrary to the facts applicable.
Double Dutch? But hey - isn't this always part of the legal minefield?

OK......let's talk about pilots instead.
Here's a blonde pilot joke dedicated to the Captain:

The Blonde Pilot..

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.
And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground.
I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

(Pause)


"O.K." says the voice on the radio...."Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven...."
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