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Date Posted: 15:00:14 10/10/07 Wed
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Lettuceleaf
's message, "Jim the Gerbil Hath Returned." on 15:37:40 10/02/07 Tue
Episode V: Free As a Bird!
**Martin and Gonff sprint down the halls of Kotir, full-pelt. They almost reach a window where they can escape, until…..**
Martin: WAIT!
Gonff: WHAT?!? What is it?!? We’re five seconds from freedom!
Martin: I need to tie my shoe.
Gonff: -_-
Martin: ^^
Tsarmina: **races down the hall.** After them, guards, after them!
Gonff: How did I know this was going to end badly? Martin, RUN!
Martin: But… my shoe isn’t tied!
Tsarmina: Kill them!!!
Gonff: **Drags Martin: c’mon, let’s go! You’re shoe can wait!
Martin: But it’s so loose! It’ll fall off!
Gonff: I don’t care! Let’s go! **He jumps through the open window with Martin.**
Stan: No, they’re getting away! **He starts to shoot an arrow.**
Martin’s Shoe: **Flies off.** Wheeeeee! **Hits Stan in the face!**
**WHAPP!**
Stan: Yargh! **arrow goes flying in the opposite direction.** Oh, jeez…. Oh well, at least it didn’t hit anyone! ^^
Tsarmina: **Pulls arrow out of her head.** Numbskull!
Stan: Oh, jeez……
**Meanwhile, Gonff and Martin plummet down to freedom.**
Gonff: Wh00t! We’re free as a bird! YES!
Martin: I know! Just like a bird! We’re fifteen stories up!
Gonff: OoO
Martin: ^^ Wheeeee!
**A squirrel leaps out of the air and catches them.**
Audrey: I’ve got you, Marty-Poo!!
Martin: I think I would have rather been squished. Waitasecond, how are you flying?
Audrey: Huh? I can’t fly? **Looks at Martin’s nametag.** Wait, your name is Artichoke now? Can’t Brian Jacques settle on one name?
Gonff: YOU CAN’T FLY?!?
Audrey: ^^ Nope.
**They all plummet to the ground.**
Martin and Gonff: AAAAAAAAAH!
Audrey: I love you, Artichoke!
**Meanwhile, Gingevere has just ordered a trampoline, which is laying on the Kotir grounds. Gee, what a coincidence.**
Delivery Ferret: Er, er, that’ll be $99.99.
Plushippingandhandlingand45%tax. Legalfeesandotherconditionsmayapplyseestorefordetails. Actualsizemayvarywarrantyexpires5/5/07. Seeyourdoctorbeforeusingthisproduct. Thankyouhaveaniceday.
Gingivere:……. Huh?
Delivery Ferret: I said, Thank you, have a nice day!
Gingivere: Oh. ^^
**BOING!**
Delivery Ferret: **Rubs eyes.** I could’ve sworn I just saw a mouse, a squirrel, and an artichoke bounce down on that trampoline and then go flying into the forest, where a gigantic rebel team was awaiting them. I need to stop taking so many pills…..
WILL GINGIVERE EVER REALIZE THE TRUE NATURE OF THE DELIVERY FERRET?
WILL ARTICHOKE EVER GET HIS SHOE BACK?
WILL ANYONE GET MY FINGER UN-GLUED FROM THE CAPS-LOCK BUTTON?
Find out in…… EPISODE VI!
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