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Date Posted: 13:44:39 11/03/07 Sat
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In reply to:
Lettuceleaf
's message, "Episode V inside." on 15:00:14 10/10/07 Wed
>Episode V: Free As a Bird!
>
>**Martin and Gonff sprint down the halls of Kotir,
>full-pelt. They almost reach a window where they can
>escape, until…..**
>
>Martin: WAIT!
>
>Gonff: WHAT?!? What is it?!? We’re five seconds from
>freedom!
>
>Martin: I need to tie my shoe.
>
>Gonff: -_-
>
>Martin: ^^
>
>Tsarmina: **races down the hall.** After them, guards,
>after them!
>
>Gonff: How did I know this was going to end badly?
>Martin, RUN!
>
>Martin: But… my shoe isn’t tied!
>
>Tsarmina: Kill them!!!
>
>Gonff: **Drags Martin: c’mon, let’s go! You’re shoe
>can wait!
>
>Martin: But it’s so loose! It’ll fall off!
>
>Gonff: I don’t care! Let’s go! **He jumps through the
>open window with Martin.**
>
>Stan: No, they’re getting away! **He starts to shoot
>an arrow.**
>
>Martin’s Shoe: **Flies off.** Wheeeeee! **Hits Stan in
>the face!**
>
>**WHAPP!**
>
>Stan: Yargh! **arrow goes flying in the opposite
>direction.** Oh, jeez…. Oh well, at least it didn’t
>hit anyone! ^^
>
>Tsarmina: **Pulls arrow out of her head.** Numbskull!
>
>Stan: Oh, jeez……
>
>**Meanwhile, Gonff and Martin plummet down to
>freedom.**
>
>Gonff: Wh00t! We’re free as a bird! YES!
>
>Martin: I know! Just like a bird! We’re fifteen
>stories up!
>
>Gonff: OoO
>
>Martin: ^^ Wheeeee!
>
>**A squirrel leaps out of the air and catches them.**
>
>Audrey: I’ve got you, Marty-Poo!!
>
>Martin: I think I would have rather been squished.
>Waitasecond, how are you flying?
>
>Audrey: Huh? I can’t fly? **Looks at Martin’s
>nametag.** Wait, your name is Artichoke now? Can’t
>Brian Jacques settle on one name?
>
>Gonff: YOU CAN’T FLY?!?
>
>Audrey: ^^ Nope.
>
>**They all plummet to the ground.**
>
>Martin and Gonff: AAAAAAAAAH!
>
>Audrey: I love you, Artichoke!
>
>**Meanwhile, Gingevere has just ordered a trampoline,
>which is laying on the Kotir grounds. Gee, what a
>coincidence.**
>
>Delivery Ferret: Er, er, that’ll be $99.99.
>
>Plushippingandhandlingand45%tax.
>Legalfeesandotherconditionsmayapplyseestorefordetails.
>Actualsizemayvarywarrantyexpires5/5/07.
>Seeyourdoctorbeforeusingthisproduct.
>Thankyouhaveaniceday.
>
>Gingivere:……. Huh?
>
>Delivery Ferret: I said, Thank you, have a nice day!
>
>Gingivere: Oh. ^^
>
>**BOING!**
>
>Delivery Ferret: **Rubs eyes.** I could’ve sworn I
>just saw a mouse, a squirrel, and an artichoke bounce
>down on that trampoline and then go flying into the
>forest, where a gigantic rebel team was awaiting them.
>I need to stop taking so many pills…..
>
>WILL GINGIVERE EVER REALIZE THE TRUE NATURE OF THE
>DELIVERY FERRET?
>WILL ARTICHOKE EVER GET HIS SHOE BACK?
>WILL ANYONE GET MY FINGER UN-GLUED FROM THE CAPS-LOCK
>BUTTON?
>
>Find out in…… EPISODE VI!
lol artichoke well my nametag says barking fish oooh beat that!
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