| Subject: More Otherparody! (This thing needs a name...) |
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Date Posted: 18:00:46 03/01/08 Sat
Author Host/IP: 72-28-204-178-dhcp.jst.pa.atlanticbb.net/72.28.204.178
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Riverra and Vrie
's message, "Family Reunion (parody)" on 16:54:16 02/13/08 Wed
*Samkin is on his head, in a field of daisies, singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in pig latin, wearing a pink frilly dress and cute white apron.*
Samkin: I hate you.
Riv: Ok, you can stop now. But seriously, you should try this. It’s empowering. It really makes one want to laugh evilly.
Samkin: *Suddenly normal* So…. What do we do now?
Riv: I dunno. The rest of the story pretty much happens inside the castle with Gonff.
Samkin: So, we really aren’t doing anything at all right now?
Riv: I could make you do the chicken dance again.
Samkin: NO, that’s all right. How about we just kick back, relax and enjoy the show?
Riv: Sounds like an excellent plan. I’ve got writer’s cramp from torturing you so much, anyway. *Pulls armchair from pocket and unfolds it. Does the same with another one for Samkin, except his is really, really pink. She pulls two large bowls of popcorn from her other pocket.*
Monkey Jack: *Screech* MY POPCORN!!! *Seizes Riv’s popcorn and runs away*
Samkin: So many questions….
Riv: It’s magic. But mostly because I wrote it into the script. Can I share your popcorn?
Samkin: No.
Riv: Chicken dance.
Samkin: Have some popcorn!
Samkin: I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world… GAHH! You’ve got it in my head now!
Riv: Mwahaha…
*In the Kotir dungeons, where the REAL story takes place…*
*Gonff is obediently waiting in his cell. A few minutes later, the cute, POTC 2 version of James Norrington is thrown into the cell with him. (He reeks of Tortuga tavern, by the way.) Gonff looks at him blankly for a minute or two.*
Gonff: Um…. Aren’t you supposed to be a mouse named Martin the Warrior?
Norrington: Yeah, but he’s feeling under the weather so I stepped in. And trust me, you would too if you saw the wig they want me to wear again for the 3rd movie! I look like an ice cream cone.
Gonff: *snickers* yeah… that was pretty freakin’ dumb looking.
Norrington: *considers being offended, but instead rereads the above line* “Snickers.” I could really go for a Snickers right about now. You?
Gonff: *slightly confused, but getting used to that feeling* Actually yeah, I could go for a Snickers right now. Where can we get some Snickers? I’VE GOT IT!!! We’ll go on a Great Snickers Quest across land and sea until we find the chocolatey, crunchy treasure we seek!
Norrington: Yeeeaaaahhh… Or we could just use the vending machine in the hallway.
Gonff: I guess that could work. You got any spare change?
Norrington: No, I kinda figured you would. This was kind of a last-minute gig for me.
Gonff: GREAT SNICKERS QUEST!
Norrington: GREAT SNICKERS QUEST!
Both: AWAAAAYYY!!!!!
WILL GONFF AND NORRINGTON FIND THEIR SNICKERS?!? WHAT MALADY IS KEEPING MARTIN THE WARRIOR FROM HIS DEBUT ROLE?!? WHY SNICKERS AND NOT, SAY, TAKE 5 OR MILKY WAY?!?!?!?
These are the questions that haunt men’s souls.
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