| Subject: Fellowship of the SNICKERS! (It has a name!) |
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Riverra and Vrie
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Date Posted: 10:25:12 03/05/08 Wed
Author Host/IP: fw.allconet.org/64.193.88.11
In reply to:
Riv
's message, "More Otherparody! (This thing needs a name...)" on 18:00:46 03/01/08 Sat
*Gonff and Norrington havet their heads together, devising a plan to seek out SNICKERS! Well, they don't really have their heads together, it's a figure of speech. A metaphor, if you will. "Metaphor" is a cool word, too. It means--*is thwonked**
Samkin: You've already used that joke, two episodes ago. Get it straight, ok? Gah, do I have to teach you everything about parody writing?
Riv: Sorry *Writes* "Gonff and Norrington--wait, I already said that bit. Anyway, they've realized that before they can chase after their SNICKERS, they have to get out of the cell. We go now live to our roving reporter, coming to us live from Kotir."
Samkin: This is Samkin, coming to you live from Kotir. I'm standing just outside the cell where Gonff and Norrington are planning their escape.
Gonff: SHHH!! could you keep it down? Covert operations being planned in here, we'd appreciate it if you kept 'em "covert."
Samkin: Sorry, my bad. *turns back to camera* We have just been informed that this is, in fact, a SECRET PLAN TO ESCAPE, not simply the plan to escape we had earlier heard of.
Norrington: You idiot, you just screamed to the entire castle that we're trying to escape secretly. Now the guards are coming! They'll capture all of us again!
Samkin: No, they'll capture /you/. I'm protected by the *dramatic voice* Power of the Press! Watch.
*Samkin raises microphone as rat guards rush at him. A force field goes from the mic and throws the guards backwards. Samkin looks back at the guys in the cell.*
Sorry, you're on your own for this SNICKERS QUEST.
Rat Guard (but not the same one from before): You're going on a quest for SNICKERS?
Gonff: Yeah, what's it to ya?
Rat Guard butnotthesameonefrombefore: We love SNICKERS! Can we come?
Gonff: Will you let us out?
RatGuard butnotthesameonefrombefore: Will you let us come?
Gonff: I asked you first.
RatGuard don'tfeelliketypingitagain: I have the keys.
Gonff: Point taken. You can come.
Rat Guard: Then I'll let you out. *Opens door*
Norrington: Why haven't I spoken in the last ten minutes?
Gonff: .... Why are you speaking now?
Norrington: *totally takes like 20 minutes to realize he's been snubbed.* ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................HEY!
Gonff: *Ignores him* We shall be called -- The Fellowship of the SNICKERS!
Rat Guard: You have my sword.
Alter Ego1: And my bow.
Alter Ego2: And my axe.
Alter Ego3: If I can in any way protect you, by my life or my death, I will do it.
Alter Ego4: It looks like the fate of us all rests on you, little one.
Norrington: I'm coming too! So--where are we going?
Samkin: *Suddenly relevant again* This sounds a lot like this movie I watched the other day...
WILL THIS PARODY BECOME NOTHING MORE THAN A SPOOF OF AN EPIC MOVIE? WILL SAMKIN CONTINUE TO BE A RELEVANT PART OF THIS PARODY? WILL I BE LATE TO PHYSICS IF I KEEP WRITING QUESTIONS?!?!?
Yeah, probably. Hasta luego.
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