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Armeltriss
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Date Posted: 14:32:57 09/24/08 Wed
Author Host/IP: NoHost/70.134.71.15
In reply to:
Armeltriss
's message, "Parodies" on 18:04:52 08/22/07 Wed
Crazy Show Special #2:
How /Not/ to Make Cookies
A 'recipe'
Step #1: Take out a bag of flour, a jar of peanut butter, a bag of sugar, a large bowl, a baking sheet, and a 1 cup measurer. Ask someone to start a fire for you in one of the ovens.
Step #2: Measure out 1 cup of flour and dump it on your friend's head. Pour all the rest in, if you can remember to before you have to run away.
Step #3: After getting covered in various substances, getting caught, and then getting a bath, come back to scoop out some peanut butter. Try to get it to be about 1 cup, but if some is lost due to eating, licking, or smearing on a friend, it is all right. You can always just get some more from the pantry, as long as you don't decide to re-paint the kitchen with it. ^^ Then there is never enough peanut butter.
Step #4: Measure out 1 cup of sugar and pour it into the bowl. Any spills can quickly be cleaned up by eating it.
Step #5: By this point, you will have forgotten what step you are on due to eating too much sugar and you will dump in more flour and peanut butter and attempt to find more sugar.
Step #6: Now is the time when you decide that this normal recipe isn't good enough for you and you put in whatever comes to paw. Namely, candied chestnuts, sugar, berries, sugar, the friar(who promptly sends you out, not that you listen), sugar, and... more sugar.
Step #7: Hopefully now you are satisfied with that mess that you call your batter and you can put it onto the baking sheet.
Step # 8: Now you can put your 'cookies' into the oven. With the Friar's help of course, since he has decided that the quickest way to get rid of you is to help you finish. Cook them until they turn a golden brown, if they ever do, which I doubt because of what you have done to them and I would more expect them to turn bright blue. If the do, (turn golden brown, I mean) then you can eat them. You probably will eat them anyway. I mean, after all, you /are/ dibbuns.
Step #9: Have fun throw- I mean eating- your cookies.
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