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Date Posted: 10:03:37 11/28/08 Fri
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In reply to:
Armeltriss
's message, "Crazy Show Special#2" on 14:32:57 09/24/08 Wed
>Crazy Show Special #2:
>
>How /Not/ to Make Cookies
>
>A 'recipe'
>
>
>Step #1: Take out a bag of flour, a jar of peanut
>butter, a bag of sugar, a large bowl, a baking sheet,
>and a 1 cup measurer. Ask someone to start a fire for
>you in one of the ovens.
>
>Step #2: Measure out 1 cup of flour and dump it on
>your friend's head. Pour all the rest in, if you can
>remember to before you have to run away.
>
>Step #3: After getting covered in various substances,
>getting caught, and then getting a bath, come back to
>scoop out some peanut butter. Try to get it to be
>about 1 cup, but if some is lost due to eating,
>licking, or smearing on a friend, it is all right.
>You can always just get some more from the pantry, as
>long as you don't decide to re-paint the kitchen with
>it. ^^ Then there is never enough peanut butter.
>
>Step #4: Measure out 1 cup of sugar and pour it into
>the bowl. Any spills can quickly be cleaned up by
>eating it.
>
>Step #5: By this point, you will have forgotten what
>step you are on due to eating too much sugar and you
>will dump in more flour and peanut butter and attempt
>to find more sugar.
>
>Step #6: Now is the time when you decide that this
>normal recipe isn't good enough for you and you put in
>whatever comes to paw. Namely, candied chestnuts,
>sugar, berries, sugar, the friar(who promptly sends
>you out, not that you listen), sugar, and... more
>sugar.
>
>Step #7: Hopefully now you are satisfied with that
>mess that you call your batter and you can put it onto
>the baking sheet.
>
>Step # 8: Now you can put your 'cookies' into the
>oven. With the Friar's help of course, since he has
>decided that the quickest way to get rid of you is to
>help you finish. Cook them until they turn a golden
>brown, if they ever do, which I doubt because of what
>you have done to them and I would more expect them to
>turn bright blue. If the do, (turn golden brown, I
>mean) then you can eat them. You probably will eat
>them anyway. I mean, after all, you /are/ dibbuns.
>
>Step #9: Have fun throw- I mean eating- your cookies.
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