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Date Posted: 10:04:58 07/16/03 Wed
Author: No name
Subject: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL

UNREAL... FAKE.....INFLATED. WHO WOULD WANT TO OWN UP TO BEING THE CREATOR OR PROMOTOR OF THE SL GIANT LAVA LAMP PROJECT? To do so would be like having to own that dam inflated creature that ended up being a blown-up poster child. HOW CLIMATIC IS THAT? Swinging in the wind from a pole; the brain-flash now close to it's Creator. Speaking symbolically, when you don't mind the counterfeit and are unable to achieve the real, you can buy the DREAM. Above all inflated things, the Sex-Toy Business exceeds Soap Lake's Giant Lava Project. Those sex promoters REALLY make the unreal feel like the for real. Even seems real when it is not reaL if you add a touch of hootch or dip into your private stash. The Veleveteen Rabbit asked. "What Is Real." "Ask Alice When She Is Ten Feet Tall."

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[> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- No name, 12:20:04 07/16/03 Wed

Blake says he will have 2,000 hogs take over Soap Lake. Should be quite a show for the locals. He calls it a LAVA LOVE RUN.


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[> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- piggly-wiggly, 13:30:42 07/16/03 Wed

SOMEONE MUST EXPECT TO BE IN HOG HEAVEN. SNORT SNORT SNORT AND DREAM ON.


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[> [> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- No name, 15:07:52 07/16/03 Wed

The HOGS will rule this coming weekend. The SUDS will flow at the DEL RED. Don's will have a line out the front door all the way to Highway 17. The Liquor store will run out of booze. The Shell Station will run out of gas. The locals will love it.


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[> [> [> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- Les Lee, 19:32:37 07/16/03 Wed

As an added attraction to the Lava Love Run, A Big Woman's Bathing Beauty Contest would go well with the Hog theme. The Best Porker could bare all at the Underground Suds Club. The cover charge could go to benefit fat kids whose Mothers are sueing McDonalds cause their kids eat three fast meals a day there and look like butterballs. Any leftover funds can go to Soap Lake Lava Lamp Project cause what the world needs is more Poster Board plastered everywhere.


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[> [> Re: PERNICIOUS INFLATED PHALLIC SYMBOL -- Chuckie, 20:10:40 07/16/03 Wed

Heard it said many times, "Soap Lake is a good place to be from, far away from." Seems about right.


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