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"We're gonna wear out that back seat, if you know what I'm saying." -- Arrowhead, 19:34:14 12/15/02 Sun (dialup-65.58.221.164.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net/65.58.221.164)
There's this old car commercial that shows a couple going to a car lot to buy a car and the salesmen watches, shocked, as the woman says to her man, "How's the back seat, honey?" And says to the salesman, "It's going to get a lot of use." And the man is in the backseat, rocking it back and forth in a rather tacky manner and leans between the front seats, panting, and he's like, "Oh yeah, baby, this will be just fine for what we're going to use it for!" And she says, "I'll join you in a sec." But then you see that it was for their dog, who was going to jump around a lot in the back seat and lean between the seats and pant, and the man was simulating what the dog would do to see if it would be suitable for his dog. Actually, the ending, letting the audience know that the couple was only referring to a dog and probably don't engage in sex unless it's missionary sex to procreate in the sanctity of marriage, kind of ruined it. "Don't worry, puritans, they're not having sex. Not in the back of a car. You're still safe." But otherwise, it's an okay commercial. Except for that it's got a proposterous premise brought to life by the performance of the horny guy and the jaded girl and shocked salesman. Maybe it was a dog food ad. Maybe it was an anti-sex public service announcement. Maybe it was a pro-zoophilia p.s.a. I can't remember. It was awhile ago. I take it back, I don't love this commercial, and I don't even like it. I'm sorry that I wasted your time.
I did like it at the time because it reminded me of that one skit on SNL where they physically abuse each other and spout increasingly sexual innuendo, and one of the skits took place at a car dealership and they say things like, "Do you want to shift it? You wanna shift my stick?" It was called The Zimmermans, and had Ben Afleck as a car salesman. Also, it reminded me of the scene in Crash where James Spader and Rosanna Arquette go into a car dealership and the salesman walks up and is like, "You see anything that interests you?" And Rosanna's rubbing her breasts against the car, sticking her butt in the air, and is like, "This interests me." And stands up and goes, "I want to see if I can fit into a car made for a normal body." Because she's been in a few car crashes and has black metal braces on her torso and legs, with little compartments that hold cigarettes and she's dressed in black leather with a scary-looking S&M walking cane and looks like Darth Vader and she gets in and one of the hooks on her leg brace snagged on the seat and she goes, "I'm stuck." And the car salesman tries to help her out, grabbing her leg, her inner thigh, and rips the car seat trying to get her undone, and this arouses Rosanna and James because they get off on car wrecks, and feel like they were taking the car's virginity, and she feels up James' crotch while the salesman is like, "Darn it."
But anyway, I love this commercial.
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Terminator 3 -- Arrowhead, 18:42:57 12/20/02 Fri (dialup-65.58.6.246.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net/65.58.6.246)
I was watching some television show, some news program, and the reporter was like, "Terminator 3 has a chick in it, and we're very excited." And they showed the trailer for it like they were reporting the news, and it was very good. It showed some woman named the T-X, and she was a bad ass robot and showed her jumping off a cliff and landing on the car and Claire Danes inside the car going, "OH MY GOD!" And it showed the T-X driving a truck down the road that had a wrecking ball on the back and Arnold Schwarzenegger was clinging to the wrecking ball and she flings the wrecking ball into a building and tears the side of the building in half, but Arnold's still clinging to the ball, and it showed Arnold firing a missile at her in a graveyard and then going, "She'll be back."
And the reporter came back on and was like, "Aren't you glad that we showed you some commercial instead of reporting the news?" And I was like, "Yeah, I actually am!" And the next day, the commercial was still on my mind and, like a little kid, I was pretending to be a Terminator, only I was pretending in my head instead of jumping around and acting outragiously stupid like my nephews do when they watch Pokemon.
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The one with the guy from the Fotoplace who calls the woman. -- Arrowhead, 12:18:25 04/18/05 Mon (dialup-4.242.192.108.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net/4.242.192.108)
I like the commercial where the guy, we'll call him Billy because I can't think of his name, from the photo development place calls the woman who used to be a regular customer, who we'll call Patricia because I can't remember her name, and he's like, "Hi, Patricia, this is Billy from the One-Hour Fotoplace. How are you? The family misses you down here. Did your camera break?" And she explains that she has some computer program, so she no longer needs film developed. And he's like, "Oh that sounds complicated." And she's like, "Nope. You just press one button and it's done." And he's like, "Well! I have one button, too." And he presses on the 1 button on the phone's keypad. And then he's like, "Or perhaps you'd like #2." And then BEEEEEEEP. I don't know why I love it, but I do.
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Olay Total Effects commercial -- Jay, 14:41:24 12/16/03 Tue (NoHost/207.103.180.10)
Has anyone seen this commercial featuring a woman lying about her age & beating a lie detector. I love the way the actress depicts someone who is cool & confident under pressure.
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Elephant smashing a telephone -- Angry McPisseron, 17:51:09 02/11/03 Tue (81.seattle-06-07rs.wa.dial-access.att.net/12.82.130.81)
The only recent commercial I really loved was a PSA that ran in the Seattle area (advertising new area codes) and showed this big-assed elephant picking up a telephone receiver with its trunk and trying to "dial" the ordinary looking desk telephone with its front foot. Every time the elephant would dial a digit of the new area code, it would just end up smashing that poor phone farther and farther into the ground!! :-)
Before too long, the telephone was just a flat mess that could be swept up with a whisk broom & dustpan and dumped in the nearest garbage can!
I think US West ran this ad, so they need to be thanked! :-)
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HP Photo ... thing -- MysticalChicken, 14:57:47 10/04/04 Mon (65-182-232-19.ccmtc.com/65.182.232.19)
I absolutely love that commercial for HP digital photography with the guy sitting in the chair and putting frames over his head, and then taking them off and they become pictures of his face. (There's another version of this commercial with more people than that one guy, but I like the one-guy version better.) I just think the special effects are really cool. I also like the song that plays, which a Google search has told be is "Picture Book" by the Kinks.
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commercials we like -- sam, 20:34:56 09/14/04 Tue (S0106000c76db001f.rd.shawcable.net/24.64.80.229)
i love the kit kat commmercial with the two stonner kids and they're like saying things like what are you taking a break from and he's like nothing and the other one's like how do you know you were taking a break and he's like cause i'm eating a kit kat or something along those lines it makes me laugh everytime i see it and i absolutly love the swiffer commercials with the middle aged lady dancing around to the 80s music and her goth daughter has a goth friend over and they look so disgusted haha all the swiffer commercials are great
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Hunted For Food -- Arrowhead, 10:39:09 12/18/02 Wed (dialup-65.58.157.237.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net/65.58.157.237)
I enjoyed that series of hideous M&M commercials where humans would try to eat those cute little M&M's. I want to use the word cannibalism, but that's not right because the humans aren't eating other humans, even though the M&M's seemed human. It was so outrageous that I loved it. I know that the ads are kind of old. I'm not sure they're even showing them anymore, but who cares? I loved it. I remember wondering what I would do if faced with a chocolate urge while being around an oversized, walking M&M with a good personality. I said to myself, "Self," I says, "What if it was your friend (or lover) and you cared for it, even LOVED it?"
And then I wondered, "Would I make it the point that we even had such a deep, complex relationship, or would I eat it before we got that far?" The question was answered when I bought a bag of peanut butter M&M's and imagined that they were alive. Would I spare them? Little PEOPLE, as human as I, that are probably friends with each other, related to each other, family members. A little community in a bag, innocently living out their lives? Separate, distinct personalities with goals and dreams, assets as well as faults, who cry and laugh and try their hardest? It was the best bag of M&M's that I've ever eaten.
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Gateway Groove Thang -- Arrowhead, 09:07:30 12/19/02 Thu (dialup-65.58.222.124.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net/65.58.222.124)
I like the music on the old Gateway commercials that goes, "Whooooo are you? Who who! Who who! (I really wanna knoowww) whoooooo are you..." I think it's sung by The Who. It might just be the subliminal messages talking, but I love those commercials. I used to hear that song and it would fill me with the warm fuzzies. It's sort of the opposite of those other commercials that played The Beatles' song that goes, "You've got to admit it's getting better, getting better all the time" which says evil things when played backward, or so I've read.
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My favorite commercial! -- applepiemommy, 17:00:53 12/16/03 Tue (lsanca2-ar28-4-47-241-097.lsanca2.dsl-verizon.net/4.47.241.97)
I love the one for Sunny Delight where the two kids are in the back of a car each listening to his/her headphones and singing out loud. The boy is rapping really horribly and the girl is singing off key to some love song. The parents look nauseated. Later, after the kids drink some Sunny D, the kids have the nauseated look and the parents are listening to some Michael Bolton type music and smiling.
Cracks me up! I'd love to do that to my kids.
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What are your favorite commercials? -- Kae, 09:52:46 02/20/03 Thu (k9147cc1.mdcc.edu/147.70.18.7)
I like the Pop-Tart commercials with Jason. They are funny. I also love the Mentos commercial with the girl kissing her boyfriend in her bedroom and the clever way she put makeup on him and a towel on him and disguised him as a girl so that she wouldn't get caught and get in trouble. Lastly, I love the Visa commercial which I've already mentioned.
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Dell Interns -- Bryan, 21:23:05 11/02/03 Sun (cache-dm01.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.69)
What is the name of the Black guy who plays the Dell Intern? Please E mail at Fishe1120@aol.com
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Dell Interns -- Bryan, 21:19:17 11/02/03 Sun (cache-dm01.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.69)
Will someone please E-Mail me and tell me the name of the Black intern in the Dell commercial. thanks
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Others may disagree but..... -- Matthew Villani, 14:55:29 10/31/03 Fri (spider-ta071.proxy.aol.com/152.163.240.76)
I love this oldie psychedelic commercial from the late 60's for Dial Antipersperant. Reminds me of those old Sesame Street number skits. Anyone remember this commmerical?
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Commercials -- VampKira, 07:16:30 08/06/03 Wed (dip-25.maxg1-3.dips.csonline.net/63.172.168.178)
The commercial for polygrip amazes me. Look reeeeeaaal close at the woman when she smiles...she is missing two side teeth!!!!!! ROFL!
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Katherine, where are you? -- S, 17:19:57 07/23/03 Wed (host-209-214-0-49.mia.bellsouth.net/209.214.0.49)
Are you hiding? I haven't read from you in a while.
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Where are you Katherine? -- S, 17:09:44 07/23/03 Wed (host-209-214-0-49.mia.bellsouth.net/209.214.0.49)
Haven't heard from YOU in a while. Are you hiding?
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Dominos -- Tiffany Dadu, 06:20:56 05/12/03 Mon (cache-dl06.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.42)
There is this new commercial where a guy is running around outside and gets hit by a hockey puck. The pizza guy, to check if he's allright asks "what day is it.? The guy answers free pizza day. The pizza boy says and tomorrow? Guy:Free pizza day. Pizza boy: And the next day? Guy:Free pizza day. Pizza guy: How many pizzas am I holding up? Guy: Two. Pizza guy: "He's all right" to the people who witnessed this.
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Biggio Ford, and Team Toyota -- Marc Baker, 08:39:48 05/12/03 Mon (NoHost/141.151.158.29)
I love those radio ads for Biggio Ford, and Team Toyota. They are genuinely funny! Anybody here from Stbbenville Ohio? If so, that's where you'll hear these wonderful gems.
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Jack in the box -- Jennifer, 08:12:35 05/12/03 Mon (cache-dl06.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.42)
I usually hate JotB commercials. But the pretty recent one that I love is where Jack is walking through this office and asks this guy, "Kevin" to go to Philadelphia to learn all there is about it - because Jack is going to make his Philly steak sandwich.
The next scene is with Jack and this woman and the "new" Kevin pops up and says something like....."Hey, Jack-ee! I soaked up Philly like a sponge..." and then tries to come on to the woman, who is totally repulsed by him.
Very funny.
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I love My Scene -- Hot and beautiful and proud about it, 08:02:22 04/05/03 Sat (cache-rl04.proxy.aol.com/152.163.189.100)
I like it because they have lots of style and a cute boy even joined them. And I love their CD. I like the song and the way they move.
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Drop out looking for a job. -- Katherine, 09:05:51 01/06/03 Mon (cache-dp01.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.101)
There is this funny commercial. A guy is a high school dropout who goes to some fastfood restaurant I assume, and the woman employee asks if he has graduated high school/ has experience. He says, no, I dropped out of high school. The lady tells him, Well, we have one opening. At the end, he was in a fry costume standing outside of the restaurant. It was so funny, I am still laughing, even though I saw this about 3 weeks ago, and it was a public service announcement about dropouts having less of a good job than those who stayed in school and didn't dropout of school. Public service announcements aren't supposed to be funny.
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2 Commercials I like -- William A. Marcolongo, 14:23:29 03/13/03 Thu (user-2ininkn.dialup.mindspring.com/165.121.94.151)
The first one is the Dunkin' Donuts commercial where some newlyweds are some gifts
from a friend. Anyway, the husband, while being distracted by the donuts, accidentally
gets one of the gifts too close to one of the candles. I just find the sight of this guy
frantically trying to put it out makes me laugh.
The other one ( I can't remember what the ad is for ) has a hockey player receiving a call
from his young daughter. He sings "Itzy Bitzy Spider" to her. ( Much to his teammates'
amusement. ) The part that always gets to me is when the little girl says, "I love you,
daddy!"
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Altoids Citrus Sours -- the AMAZING Jim E!, 07:42:50 03/11/03 Tue (83-pool2.ras11.flwpb.alerondial.net/206.148.165.83)
Seen this one yet? A student uses a guinea pig to test if Altoids are really sour, it takes a small nibble aaaaannnd..... BLAM!!! Bits of fur everywhere as the rodent EXPLODES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Good stuff!
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Outback Steakhouse -- beth, 19:29:05 02/23/03 Sun (1Cust113.tnt1.winchester.ky.da.uu.net/67.213.169.113)
This one is funny as hell...the older couple shows up on the doorstep of their sons house, ring the bell, wait a total of one second for him to answer, and then they say, "Guess he's not home!" and they turn and take off for their car. Then the son opens the door in time to see his parents screeching away, and he's like, "mom? dad?"
Then at the end, you see the couple sitting at a table in The Outback Steakhouse, eating, and the son calls their cell phone, and the father tries to act like there is static and he can't hear! Its so funny.
They'd so much rather eat at the steakhouse than spend time at their son's house eating food that he'd made.
Cracks me up every time i see it.
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Some razor commercial -- beth, 23:13:19 02/22/03 Sat (1Cust230.tnt1.winchester.ky.da.uu.net/67.213.169.230)
There is a commercial out now for a mans razor, i'm not even sure what brand, but i like it b/c it shows the man and his beagle floating in the air while the dude shaves. Since i LOVE animals, and just happened to acquire a lil' beagle of my own this past week, this commercial makes me happy. ;~)
(for the record, this puts me up to 4 dogs, 3 cats, and one fat ass rabbit. Thank God for our 5 acres!)
I guess i kinda like any commercial w/ animals...(blushes)
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I love the bounty commercial with the little girl -- Katherine, 12:44:00 02/07/03 Fri (cache-dp01.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.101)
The little girl from the Bounty commercial is so cute! You know, the one where she has crackers in her hand and juice in her other hand, and drops the cracker and bends down to get it and spills the juice? She is a beauty! I love her cute expression. :-)
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I love the commercial with Jason, the poptart kid. -- Katherine, 12:12:20 12/02/02 Mon (cache-dp01.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.101)
I love the commercial where Jason is running from animals. It is so funny the way he runs and screams. Ahhhh! Clomp, clomp, clomp. That is a funny commercial. It makes me laugh! :-D There were monkeys screaming after him.Hehe!
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I needed my leveling -- TFK, 00:05:50 01/16/03 Thu (adsl-67-113-52-9.dsl.sktn01.pacbell.net/67.113.52.9)
I wonder how it took me this long to find the opposite to Commercials I Hate. Now, while I'll never stray from that board, I have found myself a lot wanting to mention an ad I DID like. However, that board wasn't the place to do it.
Just thought to throw that out.
As part of an intro, I might as well mention one ad I like. It got me to bring up part of the ad while watching football. Yes, I'm talking about the credit card ad (I think it was Visa.... shoot me for not recalling that vital info)when a bunch of people are talking about a touchdown pass to JJ Stokes. What makes me like it so much is the little "To fu na" blurp during the part where everyone says "Touchdown". I'm sure "To fu na" is not the correct spelling, but I only know Englush, what can I say? Anywhoo, you can guess what I always say during TDs. :-)
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Sonic Corndog commercial -- beth, 19:31:58 02/11/03 Tue (1Cust116.tnt1.winchester.ky.da.uu.net/67.213.169.116)
OH my gosh, what a rare treat; a commercial that made me laugh out loud instead of grit my teeth and roll my eyes: it is the commercial for Sonic, for their corndogs.
It features a guy at his desk at work, with co-workers standing around, and then the head guy comes up and says something like, "about that promotion..." And the guy at the desk flashes this big toothy grin, like he's all expecting the best news, but then the boss says, "you're not getting it." Picture that big grin deflating...then the boss reaches in his pocket and says, "but i DID get you a corndog!" and hands it to the guy, and the guy acts like this is a real ~honor~ to have been given a corndog...he is all smiles again and the co-workers can be heard, murmering like they are really impressed. Its great, my description surely does not an accurate picture of just how funny it is.
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Love is the power. -- Ali, 17:36:04 02/10/03 Mon (NoHost/146.245.9.169)
Lover is the best thing in the world. It's so nice to be loved and being in love. I wish every body finds true love in their lives. Life is nothing without love. That's all folk!
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New Sprint Commercial -- Fiddleminger, 15:48:34 01/16/03 Thu (cache-2.atw.pa.webcache.rcn.net/208.59.249.9)
I can't stop laughing at this one. Imagine a corral full of weinerdogs. Whoever cooked this one up did a great job.
http://www.sworab.com/m2k_sprint.html
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Etnic Dancing -- Bubby, 20:25:23 11/27/02 Wed (12-217-176-94.client.mchsi.com/12.217.176.94)
Thanks Karen for your counterpoint to the Commercials I hate site. My favorite commercial is no longer being aired in my area. I features a gentleman who trudges through the snow to reach a cabin. When he reaches the front door, he is welcomed inside by a large group of people who were waiting for him to arrive. He opens his coat to reveal the hidden contents, boxes of cereal. A dancing party ensues.
I love this commercial but I can't remember the name of the cereal or the manufacturer. I believe its Kellogs Frosted Mini Wheats. Can anyone help me?
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bubble boy -- jose, 06:45:16 01/14/03 Tue (k9147cc1.mdcc.edu/147.70.18.7)
bubble boy for truth commercial is funny and sad but, good point to all that smoke and who smells it
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i love this commercial!! -- Stephani, 13:53:57 01/03/03 Fri (ruperdk.iop.musc.edu/128.23.2.45)
the new hanes go tagless commercial, on their website. you gotta see this... it's not the one on tv with michael jordan, it's only on the hanes website. it's called tantalizing tag tale, and it's soooo funny. i'm not sure if it's on tv or not, probably not because of no jordan in it. the guy in it kinda reminds me of that wrestler "the big show"! cute!!! www.gotagless.com
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I like the Glad Lady -- Fiddleminger, 20:11:24 01/01/03 Wed (cache-2.atw.pa.webcache.rcn.net/208.59.249.9)
I don't care if she's not Playmate material, I like that goofy voice, bouncy dark brown hair, and her slightly-too-large nose. Pretty hot stuff IMNSHO. The Bobby Knight commercial always cracks me up too, especially her NBN over-the-shoulder shot. Damn, that's one very sexy lady.
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Greyhound Holiday Fares Commercial -- The AMAZING Jim E!, 19:44:55 12/30/02 Mon (208-pool2.ras11.flwpb.alerondial.net/206.148.165.208)
Dogs as spokespersons. You'd think "You see one, you've sen them all", wouldn't you? Of course you would.
Then why the hell does this srike me so funny?
(to the tune "bells of st. Mary's")
--"You want low fares/Greyhound is there-
--No, we're not nuts/Just fifteen bucks-
--La, lalala/La, lalala....
I just can't help it-- it's f*#$in' FUNNY-- no matter how many times I see it!
I can't stop singing it. I must be ill.
I can't even tell you WHY it's so funny it just IS!
I'm sorry. I need help, I know. But DAMN that dog kills me!
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The Mcdonald's commercial -- Tiffany Dadu, 16:50:11 12/30/02 Mon (cache-rl04.proxy.aol.com/152.163.189.100)
I love the commercial where the fast food worker is offering a customer an extra item for a dollar and the customer says "Wow. I'll keep this on the D.L and this is between us. Shh. It's our little secret. I won't tell anybody." The employee says "Everybody gets this deal." The guy still insists that it is their little secret. He puts his finger up to his lips. He is so excited! He thinks that this is a special deal just for him! It is so funny! The guy just stares at him, amused. The guy drives off. This commercial made me laugh so much. And the worker was kind of cute too. ;-)
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The A&W "Thick Headed" Commercial -- Arrowhead, 21:59:17 12/16/02 Mon (dialup-64.158.122.247.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net/64.158.122.247)
That one A&W commercial where the old guy is interviewing the young guy for a job and the young guy is like, "Well, Mr. DUMB ASS. I feel that I can bring a lot to DUMB ASS and DUMB ASS. I'm a go-getter! DUMB ASS material all the way so... do I get the job, Mr. DUMB ASS?" And the old guy goes, "The name... is DOO MOSS." I like that commercial because it uses the word "ass" more than any other commercial.
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Why aren't more people visiting my website? -- Katherine, 10:57:39 12/06/02 Fri (cache-rl04.proxy.aol.com/152.163.189.100)
The latest message came in 3 days ago. I wish more people would visit this site.
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This is Commercials I Love -- Katherine, 13:52:18 12/18/02 Wed (cache-rl04.proxy.aol.com/152.163.189.100)
We are here to talk about commercials we like. Please don't write senseless posts.
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Red Stripe beer -- The AMAZING Jim E!, 20:24:20 11/27/02 Wed (84-pool1.ras11.flwpb.alerondial.net/206.148.164.84)
Anyone seen the new run of RED STRIPE Beer commercials?
They're great! The Jamaican guy tells a white guy YOU are VERY UGLY!! Hands him a beer and goes "Now- You are beautiful!!" It's the same message as every other shit beer commercial,(beer = attractiveness) but done with such clever satire that this commercial really connects with me. Sort of like the parody beer ad that works in spite of itself. And the catch phrase? "Red Stripe--It's BEER. HOORAY BEER!!" Simple, funny, It works! Take some fucking notes, coors and bud light--Less is more!
Btw-Katherine- thanks for the invite! :)
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That adorable slippery mammal, the Yahoo talking dolphin. -- Jillian, 23:30:59 11/29/02 Fri (cache-dp01.proxy.aol.com/205.188.209.101)
God, how I love the Yahoo talking dolphin
He is a deadpan, softspoken, dolphin-of-few-words. A lone oasis in a sea of loud, annoying, excrutiatingly wordy spokespeople, the likes of which monopolize TV commercial land. The Yahoo talking dolphin could hawk tampons and/or third-rate pseudo Mexican food and I'd (probably) still love him. He's just that cute.
Commercials are generally the pits, though. Sorry.
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Welcome everybody to my new forum -- Katherine Wilson, 05:58:49 11/27/02 Wed (pc279458.computers.mdcc.edu/147.70.237.60)
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First official commercial I like: Subaru Outback -- The Great Ken, 19:39:17 11/27/02 Wed (cache-ntc-ag10.proxy.aol.com/198.81.26.207)
There is this Subaru Outback commercial when this couple drove their Outback into the woods, and saw some deer. Then the deer hears some disturbing noise and left. It was an SUV. The SUV pulled up and the driver told the couple, "What are you looking at?" like he's fucking clueless. Moral of commercial: SUV drivers are dumbasses.
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Kevin_long-260, 14:43:54 02/26/25 Wed (customer.frntdeu1.pop.starlinkisp.net/145.224.73.175)