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Date Posted: Monday, December 30 2002, 19:06:47 GMT ( - 8 )
In reply to:
Lance
's message, "ROTFLMFAO!! I'm glad to know my daughter isnt the only smart ass at this age!" on Monday, December 30 2002, 8:36:34 GMT ( - 8 )
I remember when my son was between 2 and 3 years old. My mom and dad had a vegetable garden that year, he liked to eat banana peppers right out of the garden (now he will only eat things in nugget form). He called them pop picks (I have no idea why LOL!).
My son, my dad, and myself were all in the garden one day. My son said he wanted a pop pick, dad said he would get him one. My son said, “NO! I’ll pull my own damn pop pick!” Dad and I were both trying not to laugh but it was funny as hell!
Mine is fearless as well. You know those rock climbing walls like are setup at fairs, festivals, and things like that? My son has been climbing them since he was 4. When he was that little he would always draw a big crowd, everyone walking by would gather around shoulder to shoulder just trying to see him. He loved the crowd more than the climbing (OMG! He’s going to be like Lance! *gets nervous*) .
The wall has 3 sides: easy, moderate, and difficult. This year when I took him to the fair, the guy was putting the harness on him and my son told the man he waned to go up the hard side. The man was telling him, “No, no you need to go up this side (pointing up the easy side)” My son is yelling at him that he can go up the hard side, he’s done it before. The man looked at me, I nodded my head yes and he let him go.
My son took off up the wall passing all the bigger kids going up the easier sides and rang the bell. That man look at me and said, “Damn! He can climb!” You know, my native language maybe monkey. Because, that boy has definitely has some monkey in him! LOL!
My sone is the same way about clothes that I am, he won’t ware any crap! LOL! My mom bought him this ugly-ass leather-like coat, he wouldn’t ware it! I had to take him to buy a real leather coat, he loves it! Something he does, if another kid in his class has a shirt like he does, no matter how nice it is, he won’t ware it again!
Your daughter wants to be a cheerleader LMAO! When I was in high school I had the funniest relationship with the cheerleaders. When I first started high school I was really shy, one of the girls on the JV cheerleading squad sat beside me in one of my classes. She would flirt with me and I would about crawl under the desk. Apparently she liked that so she got the whole squad in on the action. I would be walking down the hall and meet one of them they would stop, bat their eyes, look up at me, and say in a long drawn out voice, “Hhhhhhiiiiiiii Mitchy!” (Usually followed by a wink or a blown kiss.) If there was ever more than one of them together they would usually hug up together and tell me something like how they were going to take me and make me a man LOL!
On the day of a foot ball game they would wear their cheerleading outfits to school. I only had to de-skirt 2 of them in the halls to get them to stop! LOL
When I was a senor and in band the last few football games the cheerleaders started riding our buses. The way the band boarded the busses was by seniority, senors first. We got on the busses, the cheerleaders were already on the bus and in MY back seat! We argued an fought, I told them they were guest on our busses they could set up front, but they wouldn’t move.
Most people wore their jeans under their uniform, that sucks! I never did, I always brought mine and changed on the bus after the game. No one in band ever thought anything about it. After the game I got in the bus striped down to my underwear they all flipped out! “What are you doing??”
I told them, “I’m getting ready for you, if your going to set in my seat your going to work for it!” They set up front the rest of the trips! LOL!!!
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