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Subject: Roar

Author:
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Date Posted: 09:45:57 07/11/03 Fri

Once at the great hall, Sirius leaned in. "I heard about this thing in the bathroom, from that Bill Weasly kid. You know him, right?" The others look around at each other and starred puzzled at Sirius.

"Anyway, he was saying how our D.A.D.A. teacher is a vampire. A REAL LIVE VAMPIRE! And so the ministry was comming to investigate an unregistered vampire in our area, and... yeah." He looked exidedly at his friends, bouncing up and down and grinning.

"Ok, Lets start from the beggingging," Remus said. "Who gave you the suger?"

"Justin, but that's beside the point!" Sirius looked at James.

"Now wait. Why are you so happy?" James asked. "If the ministry finds that our teacher is a Vampire, then the ministry might sack dumbledore for poor judgement!" He turned over the potato on his plate. "Dumbledore's great. We can't have him sacked! He's the one who aggreed to take Remus in and keep his, erm, you know, a secret. The misistry could find Lupin too! Then what?"

"Woah there, killer!" said Remus.

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