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Welcome to our one and only SPOOF ON THE MARAUDERS! Read and add to this very interesting fan fic we like to call... our one and only SPOOF ON THEN MARAUDERS!
Subject: compuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuter


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 17:05:52 03/27/03 Thu
(awwww poor lauren. I feel so bad. We don't hate you we love you, dont we guys...uh guys?)

Chelsea finally broke out of the mosh pit and reached the laptop, with a few presses of the buttons the notebook dissapeared in a POOF of smoke.
"My sketch book!" Chrissy exclaimed before she turned and interesting shade of majenta.
"I'm sorry?" Chels asked, just glad that her lion's mane was gone.
"Grrr" Chrissy growled as her nostrils flaired and she looked like an angered bull.
Just then Mr. Kopas fell back down from the sky, falling on Peter. He got up and dusted himself off.
"What are you people doing?" Mr. K asked.
"Um...well...we're in a fictional world run completely by that laptop Lauren said. And as she pointed at it the laptop fizzled and there was a small explosion as smoke came from the screen.
"My laptop!" Maddi exclaimed, running over to the dying laptop. Chels walked over and patted her on the shoulder.
"There's nothing we can do for it now, Maddi, we've lost her." Chels muttered.
"No! Hope cannot be lost!" Maddi yelled in denial, she turned to Mr. Kopas "Please Mr. Kopas, save my computer you have to!"
Mr. Kopas shook his head sadly, "Im sorry Madison, but my powers do not extend into re-encarnating dead electronics. I'm sorry."
"But you must! You know everything there is to know about computers, you need to save this one." Maddi pleaded.
"I'm so sorry, but i cant." Kopas sighed, looking terribly ashaimed.
"Why?!?!?!" Maddi hollared and then broke into sobs.
"It's okay, there there." Chrissy tried to comfort her.
"Hey i think it's coming through-" Chels started but it was only the screen bursting into flames.
Subject: derg


Author:
James the beaten
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Date Posted: 16:29:12 03/27/03 Thu
As the editors envoked in a vicious battle over the notebook, giving eachother very strange characteristics, James looked at the sketches Fufu had made in Chrissy's sketch book. When he saw them, he doubled over in laughter. The other three marauders followed one after the other after seeing the pictures.
Subject: Awww.....


Author:
fufu the unloved
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Date Posted: 12:23:00 03/27/03 Thu
(well, now that's just not nice....*sniffle*)

The battle that ensued was vicious and bloody, but Fufu merely stood for a moment, gaping. Peter waved a hand before her face.

"I think she went into shock," he muttered, but she elbowed him out of the way and dove upon Chrissy's sketchpad, grinning evilly. She began to draw evil (and very badly done) drawings of the other editors at random. then she scribbled something in her notebook.

Suddenly, Maddi had far-too small wings, Chels had a lion's mane, Tara was stuck spouting limricks and Chrissy found a rope dangling out of her mouth, which, when she pulled it, kept on coming.

Now Fufu was doubled over in laughter, as her frineds glared at her.
Subject: hehe


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:00:55 03/27/03 Thu
"Well... er..." Chrissy, unable to speak the right words, pulled out her sketchbook and flipped through the pages. When she found the right one, she showed it to Lauren.

In the bottom right hand corner were thw names Chelsea, Maddi, Chrissy, and Tara. The drawing was of a cartooninsh Lauren wearing a pink easter bunny costume and shouting "I am a vampire slayer!" At the top of the page it said, "How Much We Hate Lauren."

Maddi, Tara, and Chels all lunged at Chrissy. Lauren stood, speechless and gaping at the picture and completely unaware of the fight breaking out infront of her.
Subject: Ah! Interesting!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 04:56:24 03/27/03 Thu
"She ATE him?" Fufu cackled with great amusement. "Yay!"

"Not so yay...she ate our headmaster..."Peter stumbled away, looking a bit sick.

"So Dumbledore's the headmaster....hope that's a good thing." Sirius grinned.

"So...aren't you all forgetting something?" Fufu cleared her throat.

They all shook their heads and she yelled, "I DONT WANNA BE A KANGAROO!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh....but I kinda like you better that way..." Maddi grinned. "Cause kangaroos are cool!"

"So are monkeys," Chrissy added from her corner where she was still clinging to "Snuffles".

Maddi nodded and happily turned the anguished Fufu into a monkey. She yelped.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Do you guys hate me in some way I just don't know about yet?"

There was silence.
Subject: stop sending Mr. K flying through the air!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 17:21:27 03/26/03 Wed
Chrissy threw up her arms in exasperation. "So are we staying or what? I wanna go home. I miss my doggy..." she sank into a corner pouting.

"Im a dog." Sirius said, rasing his hand.

"Oh! Can you transform for me?" Chrissy asked exitedly.

Sirius turned himslef into the big black dog, and Chrissy ran up and hugged him tightly. "OOOH! Your so cute Snuffles!" she cried.

"I'm not Snuf- on never mind." growled Sirius, allowing himself to be clung to.

James scratched his head. "Theres one thing I wanna clarify. You killed off Jazzerous once, can't we just make Dumbledore the new head master instead of constantly reincarnating Jazzerous? I mean, Dumbledore never really was that good of a potions master. I don't think cookie dough is a potion actually..." He looked at Chels, who had possession of the laptop. "Please?" he begged.

"Ok," said Chels. Reluctantly, and with much struggle from Maddi, an announcement echoed through the halls.

"ATTENTION STUDENTS." Bellowed McGonagal's voice, "OUR HEADMASTER, PROFESSER JAZZEROUS, HAS UNFORTUNATELY BEEN TURNED INTO A CHOCOLATE FROG AND WAS EATEN IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE BY," she cleared her throught guiltly, "ONE OF OUR STAFF MEMBERS. YOUR NEW HEADMASTER IS NOW PROFESSER DUMBLEDORE!" The message ended with a soft, "How in the world was I supposed to know it was him? He looked exactly like chocolate!"
Subject: ic


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 16:15:45 03/26/03 Wed
"Here, give me the laptop!" Chelsea exclaimed, snatching the laptop out of Maddi's hands and typing ravinously with an evil glint in her eyes.
"What are you doing???" Chrissy asked accusingly. Suddenly there was a poof and Lauren sprouted a Kangaroo tail.
"Oh dear." Lauren managed out before her nose became a snout with fangs. Maddi giggled. The others expected Lauren to go completely Kangaroo, but she remained with only a tail and a snout.
"Hey!" Lauren pouted.
There was another POOF and a bird dropped dead from the sky.
"Chelsea. What did you do?" Tara inquired.
But there was no time to answer a third POOF occuring and Mr. Kopas came falling from the sky. The editors and the Marauders looked helplessly up at the falling algebra teacher.
"Hurry! Make him fly!" Chels exclaimed. And the others (even the marauders) pulled out their wands and sent him flying again.
"Ooops..." James muttered, "WHo is he anyway?"
"Our beloved math teacher."
Subject: Hey! Yay!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 14:30:39 03/26/03 Wed
"Ya! Then I'll stake you! Happy day!"

Everyone stared at the Fufu. "You actually want to slay your friend?"

"You'll go poof," Fufu said wisely, and Chelsea hopped.

"Yay! I wanna watch!"

"I wanna go poof," Tara mumbled fromt he other side of the room where she clutched at her costume. "Poofy things are cool..."
Subject: no! bad Chrissy!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 13:39:44 03/26/03 Wed
Maddi jumped up. "No! I want to go to Hogwarts! I mean, We've taken a bunch of classes already...and we can count...let's become, um, thrid years and have fun running about the school! Besides, because of all those Harry Potter books we know everything..."

"You almost actually made sense there." Chels said in wonder, scooting away from Peter (who was her charecter, that's just wrong, James...)

Sirius was sitting on the floor, whimpering and clutching the halves of the CD. Maddi had just demanded fifteen bucks from James so she could get another one, singing 'bring me to life' until he did.

Chels began bonking her over the head with a plastic baseball bat that made a fun thunk noise every time it hit her. Maddi looked around with a dazed look on her face.

Suddenly, after she had spent five minutes with the sacred laptop, an elderly fellow in blue trousers appeared. Maddi shouted hello to her 'uncle alfred', which she does not have.

"Uh..." Fufu said, writing him out. "Who was that?" she demanded.

"Uncle Alfred...no, wait, I don't have an uncle alfred...I dunno..." Maddi mumbled, still looking dazed. She was dragged to the Hospital Wing for a mind-restoring potion.

"You'll need robes...wands...books..." Remus said slowly. Fufu gleefully hopped up and down.

"Yay! Can I be a slayer?" she begged.

"Uh..." Remus stalled, a sweat drop appearing on the back of his head.

"I'll be a vampire!" Maddi yelled from the H. W.
Subject: floop


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:31:42 03/26/03 Wed
"Oh, I see." Mr. K said. He looked around. His eyes caught the laptop Lauren still had. He grabbed it, typed something in quickly, and dissapeared.

"Awww, darn it." whined Maddi.

"So, can you guys please leave so that we can continue with the reaking of havoc among the school and all that inhabits it?" asked Remus.

"I dunno, I'd kinda like it if they stayed." Peter said. He eyed Chels.

Cara whoped him over the head. "Dont even think about it!" she scolded, dragging him aside by his ear. Chels grinned sheepishly.

"I guess we could leave," Chrissy pouted. She quickly yanked out a camera and snapped shots of each of the people in the room.

"Ahh! bright lights! Oprah all over again!" Cried Sirius.
Subject: THERE IS ONLY TWO 'L'S IN LILY!


Author:
Sirius!!!
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Date Posted: 13:25:28 03/26/03 Wed
They all turned to her. Sirius grabbed his saving the day CD away from her.

"Hey ! that's mine!" she cried, jumping after him.

"No it's not." he replied.

"I'm going to save you now, Sirius." James announced, and broke the CD in half.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" wailed the two Siriuses, even though only one actually looked like a Sirius.

"My music!" Sirius cried.

"My Daredevil CD!" Maddi shouted.

"It was too perilous." James told them.

"aw, just a little bit of peril?" Sirius begged.

"Bad Zoot, naughty Zoot," the editors chorused. "Naughty, naughty, evil Zoot."

"I'm not Zoot, I'm her twin sister, Dingo." Chels announced.

"Let's get out of here." Lily muttered.

"Why? Everyone, do these forty problems for homework!" Mr. K told them.

"But you didn't explain anything!" Cara cried.

"Ooh, look at the sky!" Mr. K replied.

"We're inside..." Fufu muttered.
Subject: gooble


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:58:24 03/26/03 Wed
"Yeah just like we did-are lauren." Maddi smiled.
"Yep i've passed into that group of people who can count."Lauren informed them.
"I dont know why you find it so hard, i have been doing math sinse 1st grade." Lilly said.
"1st grade? What's that?" Peter asked. Lilly groaned and rolled her eyes.
Chelsea muttered suspicious: "I know the only reason that you've brought poor Mr. Kopas into this is so you call all say 'Mr. Kopas you can fly'. But it's not going to work this time."
Lauren, who had been typing on the sacred laptop looked up giltely and deleted what she had just written.
"What?" Mr. Kopas asked confused.
"They are planning to rocket you into the air with magical talents that they don't posses." Chelsea replied.
"Yep, we were." Chrissy added confidently, "But then we decided to send Shrub to the moon."
"What??! Noooooooooooooo" Shrub yelled as he took off into the sky, a trail of smoke left behind him.
"Thank goodness, you've saved the world from uncertain doom." Lupin said thankfully.
"All in a days work." Maddi took her superhero stance.
Subject: Warpaint!!!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:14:46 03/26/03 Wed
Mr. Kopas grinned, "we'll teach you algebra..."
Subject: b


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 05:14:22 03/26/03 Wed
"Wait," Chrissy said, pulling up maddi out of the pit, "how'd this all happen, anyway?"

"Well, if Maddi hadn't written us in," said Lauren, climbing out of the hole after maddi, "we would have never fallen down, melted, and yank in our algebra teacher!" She panted from her rant.

"Whats algebra?" Asked the marauders in unison.
Subject: frooble


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:09:25 03/26/03 Wed
And, as the edtors and marauders both seemed in a terrible mess that even Maddi wouldn't dare to confungle more, they sat down on the floor and waited for the knights to save them.

Maddi wrote their return in the dust on the floor, and large pink poofs of smoke told her that the ploy had succeeded.

The other editors, namely Chrissy and Fufu, jumped on her. Out of no where, their sacred algebra teacher Mr. Kopas popped up and pulled apart the little tykes...er, Editors.

"Mr. Kopas!" they exclaimed in wonder.

"Did you write him in?" Chels asked Maddi, who shrugged.

"Nope..."

He had them make a human latter to get out of the pit. It seemed that Mr. Kopas was taking the plot line into his own hands, without even writing it in! dum-dum-duh...
Subject: Hey!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 05:04:31 03/26/03 Wed
"Sniffle," muttered Sirius for no apparent reason. He grimaced at his friends and the editors. "Can't we rethink this? I don't wanna work at a bloody Kmart, Kmarts are stupid, that's why they're going out of business!!"

"Sorry..." Chrissy quickly snagged James' glasses and put them on. "Yay, I'm Potter! I'm Potter, I'm Potter!!!"

As she chanted, the others began waving "Potter 4 Prez" posters. The Shrub reappeared.

"Hey! I am the president, not you crazy peole!"
Subject: well then, jolly good fun


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 05:00:43 03/26/03 Wed
"Well, that explains alot," said Snape, waltzing into the room casually. "I almost never show up in this bloody story! Can't someone else just write my part?"
"Well, thats what we've been doing. We got tired of wating for Tara so we posted your part whenever we felt like it." Maddi said.
Subject: flyswatter


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:58:02 03/26/03 Wed
"I dont want to work at K-Mart, they're closing down." Peter complained.
The others turned on him and gave annoyed "Peeeeeeeeter." sighs.
The melting Chelsea flopped to the ground in a puddle. Barney cackled evily, raising his head and howls at the sky.
"How evil is he?" Chrissy asked.
Then Barney removed his head and pulled out a Tara. The editors gasp.
"So that's where she's been all this time!" Maddi exclaimed.
"Bu-but i thought she was just lost." Lauren stuttered.
"Lost in Barney's bowls." Chelsea replied.
"It must have smelled..."Chrissy muttered.
"Our Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher never told us how to counter evil child-entertainment dinosaurs." Sirius muttered.
"Where's Snape been?" James asked.
"You dolt! Tara IS the one who is Snape!" Chelsea yelled vaguely.
"Snape's a cross-dresser?" Peter inquired.
"NO!" the editors answered angrily.
"Tara wrote the Snape part...once upon a time in a galaxy far far away." Chrissy stated.
Subject: wait, what?


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 13:40:41 03/25/03 Tue
"We have chapters now??" asked the very confuzzled Fufu. "When did this occur?"

Maddi shrugged. "Presently...."

"Oh....but why can't we just get rid of these guys? We can kill them off then bring them back whenever we want to..." The crazed Fufu was already scrawling in her notebook. The knights began to disappear with loud poofs.
Subject: ewsg


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 05:15:49 03/25/03 Tue
Chrissy sulked on top of a small rock. "Can't we just write out those stupid knights?"

"NO!" everyone cried at once.

"We need them to terrorize us for the next 3 chapters!" cried maddi.
Subject: no Fufu


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:13:30 03/25/03 Tue
Maddi grabbed Chrissy's laptop and wrote them out. They disapeared again. Fufu brought them back. A large fight ensued, which involved alot of pulling of hair and biting people (but not Remus).

The purple dinosaur grabbed Chels, whose face began to melt against the cheap felt costume.

"Gah! Help me!" she screamed as her pigtails wilted. (vocab word!)

There was a large explosion and alot of purple smoke with sparkles. The dino, more commonly known nowadays as 'Barney', disapeared.

Sirius stared at his feet, holding a filbuster firework behind his back.

"How was I supposed to know that vanquishing potions turned explosive when exposed to a filbuster firework?" he asked sheepishly.

And then Barney was back, all puffed up and looking very Frissed. Maddi looked up towards the Knights of NII.

"Oh come on, we've already killed him once!" she yelled.

"Oh well, he's back!" they replied.
Subject: fgd


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 05:09:29 03/25/03 Tue
Chrissy began to write maddly. a large mallet began to bonk Lauren on the head.

"Oww! Cut that out!" cried out lauren, grabbing at the mallet with no success.
Subject: Ok....


Author:
fufu the (supposed) hero
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Date Posted: 05:07:25 03/25/03 Tue
"Um...*gulp* Okay." The one known as Fufu began walking jerkily toward the horde of large jolly dinos, looking like she really didn't want to.

"GO GET 'IM FUFU!" yelled the other editors, waving pom-poms at total random. "YOU CAN DO IT!"

"You really think so?" asked Fufu, looking back. Maddi rolled her eyes.

"Of course not, but you're the only hope here...."

"Oh. OK!" Fufu lunged merrily forward, brandishing a large..fish. She looked down, and howled, "Maddi! Help! I need a sword, not a salmon!"

"Oops," muttered Chrissy. She retyped the last sentence to read, "And she picked up a large and sharp sword."

"Thank you..." Fufu looked doubtfully at her sword, which she could barely lift. 'Maybe....yea!" She grabbed up the beaten and battered notebook and began scrawling stuff. The Charmed ones, real Slayer, and all of their friends magically appeared.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" screamed the others. "FUFU HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Subject: hdfhh


Author:
Jamers
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Date Posted: 05:00:50 03/25/03 Tue
"Fufu! This is my post not yours! Go save the day!" Chrissy cried.
Subject: ha me first!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 05:00:33 03/25/03 Tue
"Um...." Fufu blinked. "NO!"
Subject: um...u liar


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:58:54 03/25/03 Tue
Maddi began to hum a tune that really had no origin. Chels and Chrissy ran over and they started a chorus line.

"um...what's going on?" James asked Fufu, who shrugged.

"No idea." she replied.

at that moment, a secret door opened in the floor and the Marauders/Editors fell down a long shaft.

"Where are we now?" Remus cried around his plastic fangs.

"I don't know, I didn't write this!" Maddi exclaimed, voice squeaking charecteristically.

"If you didn't, then who did?" Lauren pondered, already slipping into what her friends secretly called 'Slayer Mode'.

"I refuse to allow you to save the day." Maddi announced, restraining her.

"This reeks of NII..." Chrissy announced.

and indeed, the Knights of NII were writing their little hands off on Maddi's sacred laptop. She began to writhe on the floor.

"Noooo! Not the sacred laptop! We must get it back, or they might kill us off for good! and not bring us back, like all of them!" she cried, attempting to climb up the slope.

at that moment, a familiar laughing filled the area. The Madrauders/Editors screamed as one while the music began.

"I love you...you love me...we're a happy family..."

"Gaah! Make it stop!" Sirius cried.

Peter jumped into James' arms. "I'm deathly afraid of large singing purple dinosaurs!"

"Slayer time, Fufu! Go kill it!" Maddi shouted, hands over her ears. The Editors shover their flannel-shirted friend forward to her doom, trying to stall the inevetible. a chorus of NIIs rang down to them from above.
Subject: oo, fun!


Author:
Fufgu
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Date Posted: 17:56:30 03/24/03 Mon
The girl called Maddi pouted. "Don't terrorize the poor fictional characters," she quoted, rolling her eyes.

"Aw, but isn't that why they exsist?" Lauren asked, merrily scribbling things down. A purple elephant, Angel the souled vampire, and Maddi's cat, Winston appeared in puffs of brightly colored smoke.

"Gah! NO! BAD FUFU!" yelled the second blonde, who rushed about, attempting to rescue the "poor kitty". Lauren grinned and forced the cat to fly helplessly about the room, merrily bashing him into a wall several times. (and there's that desperate dislike for ur cat again maddi....)

"There's that desperate dislike for my cat again, Bambi!" Maddi frowned as she attempted to bring the air-borne cat back to earth. "Do you have psychological problems we should discuss?"

"She has psycho problems alright," cracked the girl with reddish hair (tara). The other girls cackled madly as the one known as Fufu/Bambi/Lauren unhappily shuffled her toe.

"I do not! You people are so mean to me.... I think I'll eat you!" she announced.

"You will not, for we are the Knights who say NII!" Chelsea, the other blonde, cried. The real knights glanced sulkily over.

"You are not, we are."

"Nope, we are, 'cause we say it better and louder," Maddi added, throwing in an enthusiastic NII! for emphasis.

"Uh, hello, people." Lupin waved. "Can we get back to us, please?"

"Oh. Right. We're taking over, you are no longer the Mauraders, we've replaced you, you guys are stuck working the counter of a K-mart. Sorry." Lauren donned a black Hogwarts cape and swirled as Chelsea made the proclemation.

(whew, that was long, but i was bored, live w/ it!)
Subject: Well, i like this now.


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 14:03:13 03/24/03 Mon
"No, Lauren, none of that now," said the girl with the gray book. (is that girl me? if so, id like to talk.)

"And who might you be?" asked James, now hopping up and down. "And If your one of the editors, where's Lily?"

"Well," began the girl, fiddling with a pencil she had behind her ear, flipping through the blank pages in her book, "I am one of the editors. Christine, better known as Chrissy. Ruler of all that is..." she looked at Lauren, trying to imitate what she said, "Creative and artistic.I also play the character of you." She began drawing in her book, looking every once in a while at one of the boys.

"And to answer your second question," Chrissy said, not looking up from her drawings, "Lily is in the hospital wing. How she got there, I'm not sure really. Why you want to kiss her?" she asked, looking at James.

"Gah! No! Not now anyway." He scowled at the grinning blonde with the laptop. "Make her stop! Please!"

Chrissy walked over and took the laptop from the girls lap. "Now Maddi, what did we tell you about antagonizing the marauders?"
Subject: Yay! It's us! The Wanderers.....


Author:
Fufu (that flannel shirt kid)
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Date Posted: 12:01:12 03/24/03 Mon
"Yayness!" yelled the girl with the flannel shirt. She grinned happily, brusing her dark hair back. "This is so cool!"

Lupin began to wolf out. He yelped,"No! No, I'm not supposed to do this yet, it's not the full moon!"

"So?" asked the girl. "I am Lauren,master of all that is fantasy/supernatural/weirdness. I can make you do whatever I want."

"But I don't wanna," he whined. She shrugged.

"Tough, dude. Deal." Grinning more widely, she straightened her glasses. "Let's see now....who should I bring into this? Charmed, Buffy, Angel...."

"NO!!!" her friends yelled collectivly. "NO EXTRA PEOPLE, NO NO NO!"

"Aw, what about----"
Subject: I'm insulted, Fufu...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:14:09 03/24/03 Mon
They all looked up as Sirius shuffled back into the common room, shredding his detention slip as he went. With a grin borderlining on a grimace, he said cheerily,

"One more for the record!"

"Oh...my...GOD!" The blonde shouted. "You're Sirius Black!"

"Yes, I am." he replied, and looked over at the other Marauders. "Who's she?"

"Dunno, she was forcefeeding us this stuff..." Peter answered.

"I'm one of the authors." she announced, pulling out a small laptop. James, at total random, began to walk in circles. "See, usually I sit off stage and write in your actions and conversations, but it's much funner this way. Watch--"

And James walked into the wall repeatedly. Several more people wandered onto the stage, including the flannel-shirt girl they had viewed earlier. With her was another blonde, a girl clutching a large gray book, and a girl with brown/blonde hair. They cackled and pulled out their own writing devices, among them a weather-beaten black notebook.

The wanderers sat down in the Marauders' seats as they wandered about preforming meaningless tasks, such as digging holes in the stone floor with plastic fish and rubber spoons.

"Help us!" Sirius cried, and the blonde child chuckled...
Subject: uhhhh....i resent the scary flannel shirt comment.....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 05:01:43 03/24/03 Mon
"Ew," Peter muttered. "This stuff is nasty...where does it come from?"

The blond girl grinned happily. "Well, normally, it comes from Corellia, but since I brewed this batch myself, I think it came from...my sister's room."

"Say what?"

"Well, I often use her room for my potions lab, since my creations often make things blow up at random..."

Peter covered his mouth. "Nooooooo!"
Subject: why do I have to fix everything?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:57:34 03/24/03 Mon
From one of the nearby towers a shot rang out. The Marauders stared up at James, horrified. He gave one last cluck and fell over, topppling off the high tower.

A girl with short dark hair wearing a scary flannel shirt climbed down from the tower. She took Cara's wand from her hand, as the Marauders were still in motionless shock. She turned to someone off screen and announced,

"Mr. Kopas, you can *fly*!" with a flick of her wrist. An elderly man with tan skin and slightly balding gray hair shot out towards James, who was suspended in mid-air while all this occoured so he didn't become a pile of roadkill on the ground below.

Mr. Kopas grabbed him and returned him to the Marauders, floating off screen again. The girl returned Cara's wand and jogged after him.

The Marauders unfroze. They pulled off their scary hippie clothing, exposing the normal black Hogwarts robes beneath. They began walking towards the Potions dungeon.

"We're late for class." James mumbled, checking his watch.

About a half hour later, Sirius was yelling from the confines of McGonagall's office-- "How was I supposed to know that a Energy-Increasing potion turned to acid when exposed to a filbuster firework?!?"

Yes, it seemed, things were back to normal...or, at least, as normal as things could get with the Marauders.

"Hey, all, try this stuff!" Remus yelled at the Marauders (without Sirius). He passed out dubious looking flasks of...something.

"What is it?" Lily asked, wrinkling her nose.

A blond girl ran in from off screen and drank a bit, and then announced,

"Corellian Ale!"

"Yummy!" Remus added.
Subject: df


Author:
PEter
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Date Posted: 04:49:17 03/24/03 Mon
(dont delete anything, just leave it :))
Subject: woah


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:10:11 03/23/03 Sun
(i am offically confuzzled and have no clue what we want to do so will someone make a decision so i can delete somethingand post with an idea of what to say?)
Subject: im bored


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:20:45 03/23/03 Sun
(and i didn't use the word it in my post either, heh heh heh!)
Subject: Actually.....


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 11:19:40 03/23/03 Sun
(technically, chels, u used the word it twice, but hey.......)
Subject: Wooee, I think I missed something again


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:11:23 03/23/03 Sun
(hey, what did i miss??? peter did say IT but why is that important? ...o ya, and im gonna play w/ chels' scenario cuz its so much fun!)

Poor James was forced to flap his arms until he actually began thinking they were wings. That's when the knights released him. Unfortunatly, the guys had done their job just a little too well, and now James thought he was a chicken. He headed for the highest tower.

"Woah, wait, chickens can't fly!" Lupin cried suddenly, breaking out of his odd chicken dance. He looked doubtfully down at his tie-dyed shirt and gold peace medallion and frowned.

"They don't, but who says they can't?" Peter asked wisely from beneath his huge orange fro.

"Science!" yelled Lupin. "But James doesn't know that, and now he's gonna go jump!"

"So?" Lily asked, bouncing happily along to the beat. "He'll survive, he's got wings."

"He does not!" Lupin replied.

"You don't know that...." Sirius looked up at the knight. "So...can I join your knights? They sound like fun and those words....magnificent."
Subject: ummm...


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:43:06 03/22/03 Sat
(ummm... i dunno. wheres that come in? plus Peter said IT, when he said "you said it brother." i think it was Peter. so anyway, wut does everyone else think? yay or nay? we need to know so we can respond.)
Subject: >:) This is what i was going to post last night


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 08:18:46 03/22/03 Sat
(ok, this was what i attempted to post last night, but it didn't work. So i'm posting this now...if i doesnt work disregard this, ok?)The group, minus James and the fainted Lilly, turned in shock at James' words.
"How inntollerable you are James." Peter muttered.
"A sinner you are." Lupin muttered.
"We demand another SHRUB. Only this one needs to be a little bit less dense. And not too expensive." the knight again ordered.
"What for?" the disgruntled James yelled.
The knights gasped, "For what? You dare to question the superior power of the KNIGHTS WHO SAY NIII?"
The cowwering Peter winced at the booming voice of the giant Knight.
"Yeah, what's so superior?" James inquired.
"We say NIII." the knight replied bluntly and Sirius, Peter, Lupin, and Cara bounced up and down repeating 'ni, ni, ni, ni'
"So? I can say that too." James tries unsuccessfully to say 'ni' and the others snicker.
"NI is an ancient art, unfortunately lost on your generation....But you must bow before me now! Or i will be forced to say NI!" the knight boomed and the others started to bounce again, "No, not now. See you've ruined my dramatic affect." he grumbled.
"Sorry master-erm." Lupin muttered, but then realised his slip as the tall knight glared at him. Everything goes very quiet.
"What are you keeping from me?" James asked, but there was no answer. "Tell me! There is a consperacy here, and i intend to find this out!"
"There is only one thing we can do now my pupils, brainwash him!" the head knight concluded. And James was promptly tied to a chair.
"Help me! Why are you incurraging this raving lunatic, help me Sirius!" James screamed. But his cries for help were not answered.
"Sorry old chap, but they use fun words." Sirius appologized.
"What? Aren't my words fun enough for you?" James asked. And music from some popular Spanish TV drama-soup opera plays in the background. Sirius turns his head away ashamed.
"Your-your words no longer do for me what they once did." Sirius replied.
"What?! Bu-but how? How did we lose the words, SIrius, how?" James pleaded, his eyes full of hurt.
"St-stop doing this to me! Stop this! I'm not going to take your abuse any more, James. I've found a group of people who have interesting words and don't judge me. My sapport group has help me see how very wrong i had been to join up with you." Sirius answered, still not turning to face James.
The tall knight sweeps in, "Can't you just stop badgering the man? Can't you see he's been through enough pain already? This is his time to heal, not hurt."
"Power to the people!" Lupin cried.
"You said it brother!" Peter agreed and suddenly they all are in cheap hippie outfits and start singing a chorus of "This Land Is Your Land, This Land Is My Land..." as they sway catchily from side to side. The furry monster holds up his lighter and sways along from his seat behind James, a tear in his eye. As soon as this song has finished they go right into the CHICKEN SONG!
They dance and do the motions. James soon finds himself flapping along with them.
"Can't stop...too...catchy." James tries to stop himself, but it's impossible.
(ha, now you just try not using the word IT in your dialogue!)
Subject: Shrub! AHHH!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:05:02 03/22/03 Sat
"If you don't let me go," Shrub yelled at the knights, "I'll decalare war on you!"

The Knight scoffed, his little minions coppying him repeatedly. He shushed them. "You and what army?" he demanded dragging Shrub into the woods behind him.

"True, my military is in Iraq right now," Shrub thought as he was dragged away from the marauders for ever.

"I'm never going to America again," James said as he pulled up the now concious Lily from the ground. Everyone else was trying to clean off the goo.

Sirius looked confused for a moment. He was staring at the entrance. "Umm, guys?"

"What?" Asked Remus.

"I just remembered. We're still inside the school." Sirius was trying to look clam.

"So what?" said Peter. "At least we're rid of shrub for good." He hung his head, realizing his treat was no longer here for him to munch on.

"Well, not if they can help it." Sirius pointed at the foggy passage.

There stood an angry mob of American students, all looking shocked and ready to kill the boys.

"You just ate, and then shipped away our president! And you insulted him!" All of the sudden their expression change to glee. They ran up and hugged each of the kids, who looked dunbfounded. "We love you all! Thank you! Now..." They broke off, their expressions changing back to angry again. "Now we're going to have Chaney as our President! Thats just as bad!" They lunged at the marauders, cying out a battle cry. "AYI! AYI! AYI! AYI! AYI!" (we need some bit of tara in here)

"AHHH! From one monster to the other!" screamed James. The boys took off down the hall, practically dragging Lily and Cara, who were still trying to recover from that first monster.
Subject: hahahahahahahahahahaha


Author:
lauren (o god, i used my own name)
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Date Posted: 05:02:58 03/21/03 Fri
"No! Nooooo!!!!" screamed Shrub. "Please, what have I done to uuuuuu???????????????????????????????????"

"Nothing," James replied calmly from the floor, where he was attempting to revive Lily. "We just think you're annoying, so we're giving you up to the first barbarians that come along."
Subject: um...NO WAR!!!! anti-Dubya am I!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:58:31 03/21/03 Fri
And after this proclimation, Lily began to hyperventelate.

"I'm deathly afraid of blue stomach goo." she announced, and passed out.

The Marauders turned to look at her. They stared dumbly for a while before James squeaked.

"What happened?" he asked.

"She apparently passed out. Let's vanquish this monster before it eats us again--we don't have a Shrub to use this time." Remus said.

At that moment, a man that was twice the size he should have been popped up out of nowhere, with little gnome minions dancing about the base of his stilts...er...legs.

"Who are you?" Sirius asked, freezing the beast with his wand.

"We are the knights of...nnni! And we say ni to you! ni! ni!" they announced.

Cara raised her eyebrows and tried to stifle a laugh. "O great knights of ni, what would you ask of us? Please tell us how to vanquish this horrible monster."

"The knights of..nni demand..." intimidating music blared out of nowhere.

"Are you still playing that Sirius CD?" James demanded, rounding on his friend.

"No..." Sirius replied, holding it up.

"...a shrubbary!" the big knight proclaimed.

"Oh, that's easy." Peter said, and he and Remus grabbed the Shrub that had been aiming his gun at the Knight.

"Wow! I've always wanted my own Shrub!" the Knight squealed.
Subject: Strudle


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 17:58:17 03/20/03 Thu
(no u aren't mean. We love you even though you have a president death wish- i mean...)

"Okay, he didn't taste great...but he fought all the way down." Peter admitted.
Subject: ......


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 17:54:28 03/20/03 Thu
(im not trying to b mean, im just sharing trivia....*sniffle* do u think im mean?)

Peter shrugged uncomfortably. "Actually, he was quite tasty..."

The others stared at him.

"You can't be serious!" Lupin exploded.

"Of course he can't, I'm Sirius," Sirius muttered. James hit his arm, and he amended: "I mean, he must have tasted bloody horrrid!"

"Actually, he tasted quite like chicken." Peter grinned.

James made a face. "Oven-roasted Fufu?"

"No, you poofter, a chicken. Not an overly smart, witty, charming, athletic...." Lupin faded into the backround with his praise. Sirius bonked him on the head.

"You great pillock, you're doing it again...."

"Doing what?"

"Making up people....." Sirius smiled; Lupin clearly didn't know of his own habit yet.(im sorry, i had to build up my self-confidence and this seemed amusing so....)
Subject: No War!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 17:32:55 03/20/03 Thu
(Lets not wish it, so it won't be our fault. I don't want to wish death on anyone, it's cruel. And we don't need to sink down to SHrub's level)

"God save those poor Americans." Lupin muttered again.
"Why the hell did they vote for him anyway?" Sirius asked.
"Cause of some mix-up in Florida." James muttered.
"Well aren't you Mr. World Almanac, James" Sirius teased.
"I like to read the New York Times...and stuff. I'm a well-read person, what can i say. No one ever died from being informed." James defended.
"Yes they have..." Peter murmered.
"Now why in the world did you eat a thing like that?" Lupin inquired.
"I told you, i was hungry." Peter repeated.
"Eating a thing like that must not have agreed with your stomach too much." Sirius joked.
Subject: i found something fun


Author:
fufu the historian
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Date Posted: 17:13:33 03/20/03 Thu
(hey people, didja all know that every 20 yrs, an amer. prez seems to have the misfortune of dying in office? well, they do. and guess who's next....our very own shrub, trigger-happy-daddy's-boy that he is. lets have a parade!)
Subject: Ah..well, that was fun....good show, chels.


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 16:51:55 03/20/03 Thu
"Aw, come on," Shrub whined. "Cause you know, Voldemort's a bad man, he even tried to kill my father...(maddi, get it?)"

"He did?" Peter asked the man curiously. Shrub glared at him, clearly not forgiving him for initially eating him, but answering nonetheless.

"Yes," Shrub confirmed. "And I need to kill him now...."

"Who's Voldemort?" Sirius asked.

"He's a very bad man...he even tried to kill my dad..."

"Yes, we got that part, but who is he?"

"Oh. Well, besides being a very bad man, he is a killer and in league with Saddam Hussen...Did I mention he tried to kill my dad?"

"The nerve," Lupin replied dryly. James cocked an eyebrow.

"Only about three times...."

"Yes. Well, if you'll all excuse me, I must go declare unofficial war on Iraq so I can destroy this very bad man....can you believe he tried to kill my dad?" Shrub straightened his tie and strutted off.

Lupin shook his head. "I feel very badly for those poor American citizens...."
Subject: Use the shrub!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 15:30:18 03/20/03 Thu
Peter continued to hack and then he coughed up a moist President Shrub.
"How the hell did you get in him?" Sirius asked, pointing to indicate Peter eating President Shrub.
"Umm...well i was hungry." Peter muttered.
"As if it wasn't cramped enough in here, now we have a War Hawk to steal all our air." James complained.
"Hey! I take that off-offensively. I'll declare war on you unless you and your sons get out of this beast's stomach in 48 hours!" Bush--er--Shrub accused, pointing a mean finger at the children.
"Hey, you aren't in America any more, we don't have to protect you!" Cara spat.
Suddenly the room starts filling with stomach acid (room?) and the group of wizards and witches scream.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Hurry, get on the Shrub!" Lilly shouts and they all hop onto the American President.
Shrub protests weren't heard as his face was in the acid, but they still planned to save him from this perril.
"Now what?" Peter asked as they all thought what to do next.
"Umm...use the Shrub! ram him into the membrain wall!" Lupin yelled and they did. Shrub broke right through the wall and they were free. Of coarse they were all coated in an interesting blue slime, but they were alive and that's what mattered.
"My face." Shrub complained, indicating his burned flesh.
"Oh stop the waterworks." Cara grumbled. And Lilly set his face right with a burn-healing spell.
"Now! Lets go to war!" Shrub yelled.
And they all replied with a fierce "NOOOOOOO"
Subject: In the belly of the beast


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:16:11 03/20/03 Thu
Remus began rocking back and forth, chanting "Small space... walls closing in... can't breathe..." He began panting.

Sirius shook him wildly. "Would you shut up already!" he cried.

Lily and Cara were nursing the wonds on James and Peter.
Subject: Heh heh


Author:
Fufu's lost again!!!!
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Date Posted: 05:16:24 03/20/03 Thu
"Aggg!!!" Screamed Peter, just because he could. Then he began hacking violently.
Subject: I'll save us!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:09:59 03/20/03 Thu
the creature was rolling towards LIly and McGonagall, who sat unsuspecting. without warning it devoured them, too.

"Oy! We're doomed."

and the statement was clarified when a Cara covered in itchy boils fell in ontop of the pile of Hogwarts people.

"Hey, is this the afterlife?" James asked, getting a dazed look on his face.

"If it is, I'd been hoping it wasn't so dark and sticky." Sirius replied.

There was a big explosion outside in the air. The Marauders turned to look at it, but found that they couldn't.
Subject: alkjf;a


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:54:28 03/20/03 Thu
SUddenly there was a flash of light and a boxing ring appeared. A booming voice announced "In the right corner is Steve, the wonder bread guy...and in the left corner, Fribble, his brother in law!"
Subject: mwa ha ha


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:51:23 03/20/03 Thu
Remus was not far behind. He tried to run and find a hiding place, but to no avail. He tripped over the James-suit and went sprawling onto the floor. The creature jumped onto his back and messily devoured him.

"Oy, who's going to save us?" Sirius asked, when he saw Remus.

"Cara's allergic to cute and fuzzy creatures." James announced. "She won't."

"McGonagall and Lily were drinking tea the last I saw." Remus added. "So it's all up to Peter."

The unconsious Marauder fell ontop of James' lap with a sickening thud.

"Oh bloody hell." Sirius exclaimed.
Subject: Hey! I've got a plan!!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 14:42:48 03/19/03 Wed
The Mauraders stepped back to avoid the demonic creature in front of them as it stepped forward. They whimpered.

It was 2 feet tall, very fuzzy and had no teeth. It's fur was poofed out around it's body and it's eyeballs were bulging in a sickeningly cute fashion. Naturally, Peter puked at the sight of it and writhed on the floor, moaning, "It's horrible...horrible!!!"

Sirius stepped forward bodly. "Quit your blubbering man, it's just a furball."

The 'furball' chittered and attacked Sirius' head, nestling into his hair and Sirius grinned. "See? It likes me!"

The creature opened it's huge jaws, which were now unhinged like a snake's. It swallowed Sirius in one quick gulp.

*In the belly of the beast*

James lit a match and grinned. "You too, huh?"

Sirius nodded. "Ya...."
Subject: A whale of a whale


Author:
James James James James James
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Date Posted: 12:48:03 03/19/03 Wed
Lily and Cara clung to eachother in fear. The two concious marauders turned white and sweaty, their shaky arms out in front of them, their wands at ready to attack. McGonagal dragged the bloodied Peter out of the area. An unconcious James in a Snape-suit was slung over the moster's back. (im also out of ceative ideas for this thing. anyone have any desciption ready?)
Subject: Fufu to the rescue!!..wait...no.


Author:
who do u think, peoples??
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Date Posted: 05:12:14 03/19/03 Wed
"Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Subject: noooooooo!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:07:58 03/19/03 Wed
"We've got to help him." Lily announced, to the shock and horror of all.

"I knew it!" James exclaimed.

"Knew what?"

"You've...you're...you're in love with Snape!"

Lily hung her head. "Yes, it's true, his greasy hair is just soo attractive..." she slugged him. "Where's your brain? I HATE Snape."

"Yea, Lily loves you Prongs." Remus said, confused. "What's happened?"

James gave them a stare. "I'm not James." he announced, unzipping his James costume. "I'm Snape."

"Then where's James?" Lily cried in horror.

"He was taken by the monster." Snape said gleefully, starting to walk away. Sirius and Remus grabbed his arms, dragging him back towards the monster.

And what they saw there was so awful...so terrible...that I don't have the words (or creativity) to describe it.
Subject: oo


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 04:57:25 03/19/03 Wed
"AHH! NO! MONTY PYTHON REMAKE!" cried James, with another squeal.

The cat all of the sudden transformed into Professor McGonagal. She took the cloth from her mouth, with a look of disgust.

"Woah, Professor?" said Sirius in shock. "You ATE Snape?" He ran up to her and hugged her, crying. "I LOVE YOU!!!"

"Thank you Mr. Black, but I didn't eat anyone." she said in her scottish accent. Sirius pulled away, whiping off his robes.

"Oh I see."

"But what happened to snape?" asked Cara again.

"He was taken by the monster. I was to weak to help him. I had pulled on his robes, but the corner I had ripped off and he dropped his wand.
Subject: Ah! Kitty of doom!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 04:50:42 03/19/03 Wed
*pant pant* "Good God, Peter, why do you eat so much??" Sirius asked no one in particular, since Peter was in no position to answer.

"Because he's a rat..." Lupin ran off down the hall with the others. He choked in pain as a cramp appeared in his side. "Ah!! Ow, dang!! Bloody hell!!!" (im joining the ranks of swearers..tsk. *slaps face*)
Subject: there's no k in Godric!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:46:13 03/19/03 Wed
Cara was nowhere to be seen. Peter was lying on the floor in a bloodied and battered pile of robes.

Sirius squealed in fright, getting a strange look from Remus.

"From now on, Padfoot, leave the squealing to Peter."

"We've got to get him to the hospital wing before his brain leaks out of his ears." James announced. He then let out a frightened squeak similar to Sirius' squeal. Remus hung his head in shame.

"What is it, Prongs?"

"Cara's robe!" he said, in a voice that was unnaturally high. James grabbed the torn garment and began to cry. "Why? Why?!" he begged the heavens.

"James? I'm right here." Cara said, patting his shoulder. "There's a scary monster over there. I saw Snape's wand on the ground. I think it ate him."

"Yay!" Sirius cried, looking for all the world like christmas had come early.

"Let's get going before Peter's brain suffers perminant damage." Remus suggested.

"But what about Snape?" Cara asked.

Lily popped up out of nowhere, grabbing the Marauders and levitating Peter. "let's go, kiddies!" she exclaimed, dragging all five away from the monster and snape's remnants.

A small gray cat walked around the corner, a piece of black robes protruding from its little mouth...
Subject: Ag!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 13:22:18 03/18/03 Tue
(there's a fog now??? there was never a fog before!!!)
Subject: evil pink backdrop.....


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 10:56:42 03/18/03 Tue
James pounded his fists on the ground and cursed, his nose once again turning a black-blue hue. He temporarily forgot that his sister, and maybe even Peter, was gone in the myeterious fog in the hall.

James got up, dusting himself off, and inspected the fog. he dicided that if anything dangerous was in there, he would need all the help he could get. He waited until Sirius and Remus caught up with him.

"Bloody hell..." Remus whispered.

"You can say that again," replied Sirius.

"Bloody hell..." repeated Remus.

"Shhhh." James hushed.

James pulled out his wand and motioned for the others to do the same. He looked down and scowled at his broom that was now a mess of wood. kicking woodchips aside, the boys burst through the fog.

What they found on the other side would have made even Godrick Griffendor shiver in his boots.

(im sure that you'll make a wise decision. no dreams, please. we'll never get through the school year with dream afetr dream! i beg you, no dreams!)
Subject: mwa ha ha ha


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:10:58 03/18/03 Tue
Sirius and Remus, who didn't own brooms, were left in the dust. It was now one Potter versus another. James flashed a grin at his sister as he passed her up, inspecting his fingernails leisurely.

He--yet again--didn't see the wall.

*splat*.

Cara cackled and faded into the fog at the end of the corridor.
Subject: peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepers.....


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 05:06:28 03/18/03 Tue
James attempted to get up off of the ground, but found an unconcious Remus and Sirius sprawled ontop of him.

Pushing the others off of him, he held his wand high above his head. "ACCIO!" he cried, and his Nimbus rushed to him. Hopping onto it, he took off down thw hall after Cara.
Subject: ah! no piper no! *shove*


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:58:18 03/18/03 Tue
So the Marauders, predictably, tore recklessly after Cara, whos footsteps were fading down the hallway. None of them saw young Filch, the school caretaker, as he cackled and threw dish-soap laden water on the floor.

"This is just...great!" James cried, sliding down the hall at speeds faster than even his broom.

"Eagles may soar, yet weasles don't get sucked into jet engines!" Sirius yelled back.

"You should write greeting cards!" Remus howled.

"Gah! There's a wall in front of us!" James proclaimed.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *splat*. went all three little marauders.
Subject: PIPER!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 04:56:00 03/18/03 Tue
"Get outta here!" Sirius cried, puncturing the inflatable Piper.
Subject: Ah!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 04:53:59 03/18/03 Tue
"Ah! NO! PETER!!!!!!" Cara took off down the hall at top speed, which really wasn't all that fast, but we'll just pretend.

"Cara! No, stop!" James took off after his sister.

"James!" Lily followed James, Sirius followed Lily, Lupin chased after Sirius, Piper chased after...never mind.
Subject: adsfasd


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:47:06 03/18/03 Tue
Suddenly a loud screaming was heard echoing hrough the halls.
Subject: ahh... who will determine the fate of our poor peter?


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:29:59 03/17/03 Mon
(i question the plans the next person whos posts has for our dear Peter. they should be quite interesting...)
Subject: ummm... ok


Author:
James (the one and only)
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Date Posted: 11:39:21 03/16/03 Sun
"If my dear Joe is missing, then i want to help!" said Cara stubbornly. Lily turned to her.
"I thought we had cleared this up already" she said with a sigh. "His name is PETER not JOE."
Subject: Fufu's back!


Author:
Fufu, who else?
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Date Posted: 11:19:17 03/16/03 Sun
"This is greatly disturbing, we need to find him....what if he got eaten by that scary new professor?" Lupin looked horrified.

Sirius pulled out his wand. "Then we'll suit up and go in after him. Ready men?"

"And women," Lily told him witheringly. "Cara and I are coming too."

This prompted all the boys to sweatdrop. "Ummm....."
Subject: Peek-a-boo


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 21:13:39 03/14/03 Fri
(oh god, not Gemma. lol)

"Peter?"Lupin asked the room, but there was no Peter to be found.
"Hm, that's funny. Where did our resident rat-boy run off to?" Sirius muttered aloud.
But the boys concluded that Peter must have run off in the confusion and was hiding in some small dark corner.The day passed and the boys got a little bit more worried with each passing hour. Finally it was dinner time and when Peter did not emerge they knew something diabolical was afoot.
"Peter has never missed a meal in his life!" James said. The boys had pushed their plates to the center of the table, not daring to eat at a time of crisis.
"You're telling me." Sirius retorted.
Subject: he he, death to another odd charecter...


Author:
Sirius (don't hurt me!)
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Date Posted: 15:51:26 03/14/03 Fri
As they rushed the unconsious boy to the hospital wing, Gemma carrying him, none of the Marauders were expecting what would happen next.

"Hey--I think he's coming to!" Gemma exclaimed, slowing down. Sirius gave James a grim look.

The boy's eyes turned red. He grinned at Gemma and rasped, "I want to--"

"Yes, go on," she prompted.

"EAT YOUR SOUL!" he yelled, head doing an excorsist twist.

"Ahhh!" she screamed as she was messily devoured.

"Um..." Sirius muttered as James destroyed the avatar of evil.

"Let's go get some food--I'm starving." Remus remarked.

"Oh I say, where's Peter?" James asked.

"You're going british on us again." Sirius warned him. James gave him a funny look.

"Because I *am* British." James replied, and they followed Remus to the kitchens.
Subject: Freefall


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 13:08:30 03/14/03 Fri
(ok, that was interesting...)
After breakfast they went outside to talk with Gemma. As they were walking out of the giant door they heard someone screaming out the HOgwarts themesong. The boys twisted around to see the stupid young student leap into the air, crashing to the ground.
"Oh my goodness!" Peter exclaimed.
"He-he must have been crazy!" Lilly exclaimed, stating the obvious.
"Yeah, who has ever sung the Hogwarts theme outloud before? It's the first time i've heard it." Sirius replied.
"Hurry, we need to get him to the hospital ward!" Lupin said, and they ran towards the fallen student. The boy, who had been singing, was in a crumpled mess on the ground.
Subject: Hogwarts Hogwarts Hoggy-wotty-hogwarts...


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:25:12 03/14/03 Fri
(if anyone finds a way to incorporate this, here are the lyrics to the Hogwarts School Song:

Hogwarts
Hogwarts
Hoggy-wotty-hogwarts
Teach us something please.
Where the weeping old and bold all ease.
Our heads to do with filling with some interesting stuff,
for now they're bare and full of hair,
dead flies, and bits of fluff.
So, teach us things worth knowing.
Bring back what we forgot.
Just do your best.
We'll do the rest,
and learn until our brains all rot!

hehe enjoy! I have the tune too if ya want it!)
Subject: the record!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:02:18 03/14/03 Fri
"WHat was the previous record, again?" inquired Remus, eating an apple.
"276 days out of the entire school year." Sirius said proudly. "My grandpop set it with James's grandpop, and our families have been close ever since." They swung their arms around eachother and began to playfully punch each other.
"Thats nice," said Lily, breaking up the play fight.
Subject: fufu


Author:
lupin
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Date Posted: 05:12:06 03/14/03 Fri
"You are very annoying when you get like that," Peter told him.
Subject: dfnhjlkajrdf


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:10:03 03/14/03 Fri
"The one for most consecutive itching, that is. YOU DOLT! For most detentions!"
Subject: ahh! no! demon baby!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:06:25 03/14/03 Fri
Lily moaned and clamped her hands over her ears.

"I have an idea!" she yelled.

they stopped and turned to look at her.

"It's my idea." Madison screamed from the heavens.

"Be quiet up there!" Sirius yelled back. "So what's your idea, Lily?"

"Well..."

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the next day, bunches of little Hogwarts students woke and began to walk towards breakfast. Frood Klyger, the unfortuniate lad who was not only stuck sharing a dorm with the marauders but also deathly afraid of spiders and cobwebs, oeed his pants as he walked into the halls.

"They're...it's just one big spider nest!" he screamed in a voice that was unnaturally high.

sitting in the great hall, unaware of the pandemonium taking place in the halls outside, were the marauders, Lily, and Cara.

"That was really good, Lily." Remus commented.

"We'll get detentions for life if we're lucky." James agreed cheerfully.

"And then we'll break that dang record." Sirius added.

"What record?" Peter The Confuzzled asked.
Subject: Fufu stole it back!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 05:00:36 03/14/03 Fri
Lupin giggled as James shuffle dhis toe on the floor. "I'm all out of ideas..."

"Me too....so I'm just gonna go find Cara and hope she doesn't try to eat me. Bye guys!" Peter scurried off.

"So...what now?" James asked.

Sirius shrugged. "Let's sing a song!"

The three burst into a horrible rendition of 'John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith". Random children hurled oranges at them as a microphone appeared out of thin air in James' hand.
Subject: I've stole fufu's computer!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:55:06 03/14/03 Fri
"Hello, Lily." McGonagall said, sitting behind her desk. "What have they done now?"

"Well, they were deliberately..." Lily contemplated how to put it into words, "...doing absolutely nothing. I just felt like stopping by."

"How nice." the professor said, wapmth filling her voice. "I don't get visitors often."

-----

Madame Promfrey, the ageless school nurse, fixed James and shooed all four marauders out of the hospital wing. they raced back to McGonagall's office.

"I don't believe it!"

yes, it was true. Lily and McGonagall were drinking tea and chatting about quidditch instead of talking about the marauders.

"I've broken my nose *again* for nothing!" James cried, falling to his knees. The girls stood up and went into the hall at his exccess of noise.

"James, what are you doing here?" Lily asked.

"You've got a very strange boyfriend, Lily." McGonagall commented, turning and walking back into her classroom. She hung a sign on the doorknob that said 'visiting hour over'.

"You didn't tell?" Sirius asked, disbelieving. "But...I thought you wanted to get us in trouble."

she shrugged. "I'm not a snitch."

"no--that's a little gold ball I'm supposed to catch in quidditch." James agreed.

"I meant tattle-tale you moron."

"oh." he said sheepishly.

"Let's get back to mischeif making, this is boring." Sirius whined.
Subject: McGonagal has arived... how old is she?


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:09:13 03/13/03 Thu
Lilly had reached the door to McGonagal's (sp?) office before James could stop her. He lunged, but instead hit the floor hard, breaking his nose on the stone.
Lilly emerged from the office briefly to say, "You dope, I know your no prefect."
"You slink, your not one either," he spat at her with a funny nazel-like sound in his voice.
She smirked at him. "You should see the school nurse," she told him, turning and closing the door.
James, furious at his failed attempts to avoid trouble, hit the floor with his fists. He stayed in his laying position, head in hands, until the other guys could catch up with him.
As soon as Peter saw James's purple, swolen nose, he gasped and got dizzy.
"Common James ol' boy, you need hospital help," said Remus, ignoring Sirius' "We're not old," comment.

__meanwhile__

Lilly settled herself into one of the chairs in front of McGonagal's desk, gazing into the green eyes of the young transfiguration teacher.
McGonagal had long curly red hair pulled back into a tight bun, and round spectecles with a black frame resting on her nose. Her face said "strict", but her eyessaid "understanding". Her fetures made her look much older than she was, which was about early 30s. She was one of the best teachers in the school, next to Dumbledore. McGonagal was also new that year, and already had a good handle on the students, including James and company.
Subject: Ag! they're not there yet! evil!


Author:
Fufu the Magneificent
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Date Posted: 05:13:03 03/13/03 Thu
"Ah! Wait, Lily, stop! Please!" James pleaded as he scrambled down the hall after his girlfriend. "Please, Lily, I don't want detention again!!!"

The other Marauders stood there and laughed as their 'leader' raced down the corridor. "Get him good Lily!" Sirius called.

"I'm telling on you too!" she yelled over her shoulder.

He blanched. "No!"
Subject: um, Fufu?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:00:26 03/13/03 Thu
the Marauders carefully scooted away from him, trying not to look too frightened. with his silver beard that he had wrapped about his waist (like that log, Chrissy,lol) and his wandering left eye he was a very impressive old dude.

with a wicked laugh and a flick of his wrist, Sirius slipped a firework into the sub-professor's caulderon.

"Okay, kids, now one cup sugar...two cups chocolate chips...one cup shortening...a half cup flour..." Dumbledore was saying, "and now--stir like there's no tomorrow!"

except that his beard when up in flames as he mixed his chocolate-chip cookie dough. the boys tried not to laugh as a frightened Lily put it out with her wand. She whacked James.

"you're in so much trouble when I tell McGonagall!"

"Lily!" he groaned. "I'll get detention for *another* month!"

"It's my duty as a school prefect!" she cried, running down the corridor. James chased after her, shouting,

"I'm a prefect too!"

"You mean you're a defect!" she yelled back, skidding into Professor McGonagall's office...or, rather, the wall at the end of the hall.
Subject: Yay chels!


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 04:50:01 03/13/03 Thu
"Ya, who's Mary?" Lupin asked. He chuckled as James fell out of his chair.

Professor Dumbledore stood, gave a slight bow and smiled. "Yes, I will be potion master for a short while while Prof. Valdwig goes to Madame Jenkins, the school nurse to clear himself of his, ahem, foot...problems. Please, try not to be intimidated by anything I say or do."
Subject: *!* And idea!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 16:03:07 03/12/03 Wed
(sorry maddi)

"I have just the plan" Sirius announced as an idea struck him. (not literally)


The next morning Valdwig awoke and slung his grimy feet over the side of his bed as he did every morning. He yawned, exposing his green tongue and rotting teeth. (yep, it's green) He stretched his usual stretch and sighed with the prospect of yet another day. He stood up to get dressed and fell over on the ground.
"Ah!" he let out a little yelp before the floor met his face. He wriggled around so he could see his feet. And to his amazement, and anguish, he found his grimy feet hidden in a bucket-shaped cement block. His mouth twisted into a wickid smile as he pulled out his wand.
"Insolent children." he muttered as he cast the spell. With a flick of his wrist a green stream of smoke was sent into the cement block and he could feel his feet come free. It was then that he cackled in triumph and closed his eyes to absorb the superiority that he had just displayed.
But when Valdwig opened his eyes after a hearty laugh he was shocked.
"Wha-what?" He asked himself, staring at the cement block that was still on his feet. "This can't be!"
He struggled to get his feet free. "Noooooooooooooooo!" he yelled in anguish.

The boys sat at their table munching on their breakfasts, each one of them having a smug little smile on his face as if to say "mwahahaha!".
"Students." Jazzerous started, "Students it seems that today Proffessor Valwig wont be teaching his class. He has some sort of foot fungus. So to take his place will be Proffesor Dumbledor."
There were a few joyful "yeahs" that sounded as the students resumed their breakfast. But Peter, JAmes, Sirius, and Lupin couldn't eat because they were in full hysterics. Sirius was leaning on Lupin's shoulder laughing his brains out at his brilliant plan, James had his head on the table and was banging his hand down on the table with laughter, Peter was chuckling as he watched his two friends, and Lupin was laughing in an upright position.
"It was good that i thought of that 'none-removal' spell." SIrius praised himself.
"His feet kept squishing around in the wet cement, i thought he would wake up."James commented.
"And he kept repeating stuff like, 'thank you for the award' and 'don't leave me Mary'." Peter chuckled.
Subject: Yowwwwwwwwwwwwww


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 07:45:18 03/12/03 Wed
"The ultimate prank." the other three recited. *hickup*
"Yes, the ULTIMATE PRANK! Now...we need to figure out what that will be. Perhaps we should consult the MARAUDERS MANUAL." James suggested.
"Yeah...we've pulled so many tricks in so little time it's amazing." Lupin commented.
"How about this one?" asked Peter, pointing at a spacific page.
"Nah, we can do better." Sirius replied. The boys thumbed through the Marauders Manual trying to find the ultimate prank.
"The pink hair one was really great..."Lupin muttered.
"We need newer, fresher." Sirius announced, talking kind of like a movie director/producer.
"How about..."
Subject: grr....maddi, get on here!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:14:56 03/11/03 Tue
There was silence as Sirius froze in his chair, hands still rubbing maddly together. Only when they began to burn from too much friction (and obviously too much of beckman's science class--help!) did he come back from whatever plane he had hopped to.

The others stared at him curiously. "Where did you go?" Peter asked.

"The moon," Sirius replied shortly, trying to regain his train of thought. "Where was I...ah, yes, THE ULTIMATE PRANK!"
(come on maddi, get cracking!)
Subject: THE ULTIMATE PRANK!!! WE NEED ONE!!! MADDI HELP!!!!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:41:18 03/10/03 Mon
"You know... THAT prank." James turned to Sirius, getting blank looks from the others. "Common, you know what I'm talking about! Remeber the prank you made up last year after Snape Tried to use your owl to deliver prank love letters to Gladis and you wanted to kill him, but instead you came up with the ULTIMATE PRANK!!" James was now bouncing madly in his seat, the outdoors growing dark and lightning flashing out side the window of the pub.
Sirius grabbed James, causing him to stop bouncing and the outside to get clear again. "Stop it! What, did Fufu get you? Yeah, I remember that prank! How could anyone forget!"
"Umm, I forgot!" Peter and Remus raised their hands.
"Well..." Sirius began, rubbing his hands to gether in an evil fashion, "we start like this..." (bum bum BUMM! mwahahaha!)

(Maddi, ur the prank expert... HELP!!!!)
Subject: umm.....


Author:
fufuq
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Date Posted: 16:14:59 03/10/03 Mon
(they're not)

Lupin continued to stare into his drink, ignoring the mention of THAT trick. "No, really. What's in this? I know it's not real beer....is it? Ok, gonna go now, anyone else want ice cream?"

Jumping up from the table, he attempted to make a break for the door, but James grabbed his ankle and brought him down with a thud. He sat resignedly back down.

"So, what is this prank?" Peter asked.
Subject: duh duh duhhhhh!!!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 14:40:11 03/10/03 Mon
(are butterbeers alchoholic? I never got the picture that they were.)

"Like what?" asked Sirius, taking a swig of beer and staring annoyingly at the smug Lily. "We've perforemd every trick in the book."
James looked up from his drink, and glanced mischieviously at Remus, Peter, and Sirius. "Not EVERY trick in the book," he said with an evil grin.
Remus used his wand to blast the jukebox in the corner that was playing a weird horror flick tune. "I hope you don't mean THAT trick," he said warningly to James.
"Oh yeah," he said enthusiastically (sp?), "I mean THAT trick."
"What trick?" Lily asked, poking her head into the conversation.

(you'll just have to find out for your selves... MWAHAHAHA!)
Subject: umm..butterbeer doesnt count as real beer in HP land...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 13:35:21 03/10/03 Mon
Lupin frowned as he looked into his mug. "What's in this...?" he asked, unhappy at being carted off to this place. "Can't we just go home? There's a fun prank to commit there....I think....probably...."
Subject: what are you insinuating...?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 13:31:21 03/10/03 Mon
Lily, having overheard this conversation (it was kinda hard not to, they were shouting in the common room) began to feel giddy and nervous at the same time. I mean, she was only fifteen years old--who's ready for that kind of a commitment, huh?!?

anyways, she managed to folow to Marauders to Hogsmeade the next time they slipped out for pranks and butterbeers (actually, it was Remus' fifteenth, they were fdragging him off to the pub).

"Oy! Lily, what are you doing here?!" Sirius cried, dropping his mug when she tapped his shoulder.

"Stalking you, idiots." she said cheerfully, grabbing a beer for herself. (okay, now before you start flaming...)

"You're too young to drink." the bartender told her blankly, hadnding her a bottle of water.

"why can they, then?" she whined.

"well, for starters, they can do that." he said, indicating James and Sirius, who were preforming an interesting trick involving empty beer cans, lighted matches, and a leaf.

"true..." Lily replied, hanging her head. "I can sing soprano!"

"Ah, but so can half the guys in the bar..."

"true..." she sighed. "I can do this!" and she walked on her hands past the bar.

"okay, here"
Subject: oo finally a prank


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:55:29 03/10/03 Mon
Remus walked up and punched James in the face. Dazed, James punched him back, sending Remus to the ground. "Thanks, I needed that," he said, offering his hand to help Remus up.
"No problem," he replied, taking James' hand and dusting himself off.
"Common guys," complained Sirius, "help me get this stuff everywhere." He pulled out a bunch of paintbrushes.
The boys went forth painting everything in sight, from chairs to ingrediants. Once they were done they dashed from the room, disposing of the evidence as they went.
Subject: >:) fallow the yellow brick road...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:32:12 03/10/03 Mon
Over the next week the boys noticed that James was spending more and more time with Lilly, and less and less time with the maurders. But they chose not to be too discouraged, passing these recent events as being a faze.
"Where's James?" Asked Peter as he entered Valdwigs office with the large bucket of "Never Ever Gonna Come Off" paste. (yes, i know i'm being hypocritical by using "gonna" after i yelled at u people for saying "gonna" and "gotta")
"He's with Lilly, again." Sirius growled in annoyance.
"He's always with her..." Peter complained.
"What's his deal. It's like their married or something..." Lupin agreed.
"Well we are." a voice came from the doorway. It was James, he leaned against the doorframe gazing off into space.
"What??!?!?" SIrius, Lupin, and Peter exclaimed in shocked unison.
"I'm going to prepose to Lilly." James answered as if it was an everyday occurance for people his age to get married.
"You must be bloody joking." Lupin dismissed.
"Nope, i love her." James replied.
"You're too bloody young!" Sirius cried.
"No, i love her and i know i always will. I want to take care of her for the rest of my life." James preached.
"Just cause i might love Cara doesn't mean that i'm going to marry her!" Peter put in his two cents.
"Maybe you two aren't meant for one another." James said blankly.
"You are bonkerz." Lupin announced.
"No, i want to take care of her-" James attempted to repeat.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Sirius dismissed.
Subject: Lily wake up!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:03:41 03/10/03 Mon
Peter stayed back and comforted Cara, who was crying. "Irs ok, that book was very old anyway. And it did say that the lenght of time for it to kick in would vary, remember? Maybe it was too short of notice."
Cara looked up hopefully into Peter's comforting eyes. "You really think so?"
"I know so," he replied confidently, whiping a tear from her cheek. "Anyway, we got the werewolf fur, lets go finish the potion and save Lily." (happy?)
Cara and Peter stood up carefully and went to the Griffendor common room, where the potion was being finished by the other three boys.
"Its ready," James declared happily, pouring the goop into a bottle and placing a cork ontop.
"Lets get this to the hospital wing then," Sirius said, taking the bottle and leading the way out of the room and to the hospital wing.
In no time Lily was awake, having not known anything that had gone on between the time she was awake and the time she was asleep.
"She will need to stay one more night to make sure she's good to go," Nurse Dipstick told the kids, shooing them out of the room.
"Don't worry Lily!" cried James around the murses body, "I'll be up later-" he was cut off by the door being closed in his face.
Subject: noooooooooooooo!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:12:41 03/10/03 Mon
at long last, the night was over and the two werewolves went back to themselves.

by the time Peter made up with Cara, Homeroom was almost over.

"okay, let's go kill Snape and save Lily." James said.

"Sounds like a plan." Sirius replied, and Remus smashed the sterio before the theme music could begin again.

"thank you!"
Subject: umm...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 05:06:49 03/10/03 Mon
"This is boring," Sirius muttered. Lupin snapped at him and he squealed and reverted back to dog form.
Subject: ajfkha;kgvya g;


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:05:14 03/10/03 Mon
"My ears are cold..." Peter whined.
"Shut up." Sirius growled.
Cara let out a low moan that seemed to echo throughout the decrepid old house.
"It's okay puppy." Peter attempted to coo, but Cara snapped at his hand, "Gah!"
"Be careful, she's a killer." James warned.
"How would you know?" Peter shot back, "She loves me. I'm her boyfriend, she'd never hurt me." And Peter hugged the deranged beast that was formerly Cara. Cara snapped and her mouth foamed.
"Ah save me!" Peter squeeked, jumping into James' lap.
Subject: mwhahahahaha!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:57:37 03/10/03 Mon
After they managed to calm Remus and keep him from killing anyone, they locked the door to the shreiking shack and trooped outside to Hogsmeade, where they proceeded to go human again.

James looked up at the antlers protruding from the top of his head.

"This is not remotely amusing, Sirius."

"Wasn't me! Besides, you're not the only one with problems." Sirius replied, wagging his tail.

Peter squeaked, fingering his large round ears.

All of a sudden, a second werewolf burst from the woods.

"We forgot about Cara!" James cried, going stag again. they hearded his sister into the Shack.

"Should we leave the both of them there? I mean, they could bite each other or something."

And so the Marauders spent the whole night sitting in the middle of the floor--in animal forms--between the two werewolves, which just stared at each other.
Subject: Twitch thwich


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 04:49:15 03/10/03 Mon
Lupin muffled a howl of pain and jerked wildly as the other boys dragged him away. "Lemme go!" he snarled, already half-wolf.

"I do not think so, my man," Sirius muttered, half-dragging his friend out onto the school grounds. "If we let you go, you're gonna go on a rampage and kill off random students. And then we'd all get in trouble. So stuff it."

Lupin continued to thrash about for a moment, then was discarded in the Shrieking Shack. He finished morphing to wolf and the others went into their respectable animal forms.
Subject: Home again


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 18:09:43 03/09/03 Sun
The boys were dragged, goaded, and forced down the coriddors until they reached the greathall. All the while a ravinous Peter was singing "food glorious food" under his breath.
When they sat down, after pulling a plate out of Peter's mouth, they began to eat. It didn't seem like they ate too long, until suddenly Lupin started to quivver.
"Oh no." James muttered, eyeing Lupin.
"Oh yes." Lupin confurmed that his transformation was begining.
"We need to get him out of here quick, before he mauls all these students!" Sirius said, as the boys (minus Peter) dismounted their benches and started exiting the greathall at a hastened pace. Once they were gone Peter returned to happily eating a sweetroll.
"Come on you dolt!" Sirius hissed, dragging Peter across the floor.
"But i'm 'ungry..." Peter wimpered.
Subject: oo funfun


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 17:44:11 03/09/03 Sun
"Ger'off me," Remus moaned, swatting at Peter.
"You dolt!" cried Peter in his high squeaky voice. "Its almost dinner time! after dinner time, its night time! Remember what happens at night time?"
"Woah I forgot!" Remus exclaimed, jumping out of his very uncomfortable position on his bed.
"At least its sunday and we had no classes," mubled James as he arroused.
"Mmmmm..." Sirius refused to get up.
James slugged him. "Ok, ok Im up. Im up." Sirius rolled out of bed.
"We need to eat dinner, so that we can get Remus outta here before the moon comes out." Peter said, changind back into his human self.
"So, what are we wating for?" asked Remus.
"Him," James motioned towards Sirius who was limping tiredly towards the door.
Remus pulled out his wand and pointed it above Sirius' head, and saying a spell, a bucket of water appeared, dumping its contents onto the drowsy Sirius.
"AHH! COLD!" he shouted out. "If I weren't so tired and wet Id kill you!"
"Your fine. Lets go," said Peter, tugging the boys out the door to the great hall.
Subject: Geez! So confuzzled now.....


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 15:41:36 03/09/03 Sun
Lupin stretched and yawned in his bed, ignoring the low amount of sunlight streaming through his window onto his bed. In the bed next to his, Sirius lazily opened one eye, then closed it again.

No one else moved until Peter, still in rat form, leapt upon each of them in turn and bit their noses, squeaking, "Get up, you lazy gits!"
(so im at a loss for new ideas, i'll get some......)
Subject: on more post


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:57:29 03/09/03 Sun
They all woke up to find that they had slept away the entire day, and it was now sunset on the second day of making the potion to revive Lilly.
Subject: phooey


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:50:56 03/09/03 Sun
He burst into the Griffendor common room to see snape peeling a potato shaped like Sirius' head
"Hey! Stop that," fumed Sirius, snatching the potato.
"Now," began Remus, "is this a dream?"
"Yes," replied the dissapointed Snape.
"Was Lilly really put to sleep?" asked James hopefully.
"Yes," snape hung his head even lower.
James cursed under his breath.
"Can we please wake up now!" Cried Peter.
"O ok..." Snape said snapping his fingers.
Subject: hey! stop that!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:44:32 03/09/03 Sun
__ 20 seconds later __

"Uhh... Why am I still in this office with a dead oprah next to me?" James asked Remus, fists clutched, ready to slug him.
"Well, maybe cuz... THIS ISN"T A DREAM!" shouted the very disturbed Peter.
"Well, it is, but Snape's done something to us to make us not want to wake up." said Remus.
"I WANT to wake up!" shouted Sirius storming out of the office to.. to... he had to check the map to find where Snape was.
Subject: there's only two 'l's in Lily!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 11:54:57 03/09/03 Sun
After congratulating themselves on this new prank, and getting their map back with a summoning spell, the boys quickly set to work with their next plot...sickly girlfriends all but forgotten.

James, Sirius, and Remus crept along under the invisibility cloak, while Peter ran ahead of them, squeaking (as a rat, duh). They slipped into Jazzerous's office, intending on turning his long silver beard an interesting purple hue.

Sirius pointed his wand and suddenly shouted 'avada kevada!' (sp...?) James slugged him and threw off the cloak.

"Sirius, you idiot, you just killed our headmaster!" Remus hissed. "That's a life sentance to azkaban!"

"It wasn't Jazzerous! That old fool's been dead for years! It was--" he gripped the latex mask and pulled...

"Oprah!" James cried, staring at her unwelcome face.

"She's been running the school?!"

"Yes--haven't you noticed all the kids wandering about blinded by camera lights?"

"Then who's our new headmaster?" Remus asked, still shaking over the thought of murdering someone.

"Dumbledore!" Sirius suggested.

"Why?" James asked.

"Well, we don't want Valdwigs, er, I mean, it says here in the Hogwarts Code of Conduct, article one, section three, clause seven, that in the even of the murdering of a dead headmaster's impersonator the newest professor to the school shall take the job until reasons are given otherwise." Sirius replied, conjuring a thick old book out of thin air.

"Cool--you've memorized the US constitution--er, the Hogwarts Code of Conduct!"

"That's not all I've deducted, Watson. In exactly--" he consulted his watch "seventeen seconds we will all wake screaming, safe in Gryffindor Tower. When we do, we need to immediately sneak into Slytherin...and stop Snape from controlling our minds!" Sirius finished, striking a hero pose.

the others just stared at him, until James turned off the hidden sterio that was blaring his theme music.

"Oy, you've even got your own theme song?"

"I was bored in Potions!"

"Obviously..." Remus muttered, picking up an action figure.

(hehe!)
Subject: Ok then


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 10:30:20 03/09/03 Sun
James ran there as fast as he could and they all slipped under the invisibility cloak. Sneaking into Dumbledore's room, the boys stuck map on the desk and sat in a corner, waiting for him to enter. Just their luck that he would be having a conversation with Professer Valdwig.
"And I warn you, those boys will try their hardest to get you to quit. They'll see how long you can hold up to their childish pranks.
Peter turned to Remus. "He's 40? More like 80!"
"Is he talking about us?" whispered Remus.
"Hey, those pranks aren't childish, their classic!" hissed Sirius.
James nugged him in the ribs to get him to shut up.
Dumbledore sat behind his desk while Valdwig stood in front of him. "Let me assure you, they will-" he cut himself off eyeing the odd piece of parchment Dumbledore had also seen and picked up.
"Wait! Its probably from those delinquents, (sp?)" he said, picking up the parchment and pointing his wand at it. "This is Professer Valdwig." he shouted loud and clear. "I demand you to show your self." Nothing happened. "Show your self!" He sent a message reveling curse at the paper, but nothing happened.
Then all of the sudden, a message poped up on the surface of the parchment. "Mr. Moony would appreciate it if Professer Valwig would not destroy this parchment with annoying and useless spells." Valdwig read aloud. More messages poped up, and he continuied to read them.
"Mr. Padfoot aggrees with Mr. Moony, and asks if Professer Valdwig has ever gotten his hair cut."
"Mr. Prongs would like to add that Professer Valwig should consider making himself a shrinking potion for that very air-filled head of his."
"Mr. Wormtail would like to conclude that he believes that Professer Valdwig is related to Mr. Severus Snape, because they both have the tendency to avoid baths, the dirty mud lovers."
Subject: um....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 18:15:15 03/08/03 Sat
Lupin led the others out of the common room as sneakily as possible and into the darkened hallway. Quietly, he whispered, "Okay, all we have to do is leave this map on some poor soul's desk. When they pick it up, it should say something rude and amusing. Um..on second thought, James, go get your cloak. We need to be in the room when this happens." He grinned evilily.
Subject: The Marauders Map


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 19:22:07 03/07/03 Fri
Remus got up from his perch on the end of his bed. "Well, as long as we can't finish this stuff until tomorrow night," he looked over a bit repulsivly at the cauldren, "I suggest a good ol' marauder meeting!"
"Great idea!," cried Sirius, claping James and Peter on the back. "A great way to relieve stress, eh James?"
"Sure," mumbled James, tossing a cloth over the cauldren for its 24 hour cooling period.
"Ok," began Remus, "I had this idea. I'm sick of always wondering whos around the corner when pulling a prank-"
"Which by the way," Sirius broke in, "is what I want to bring up."
Remus cleared his throught. "As I was saying, we need a map that can tell us where everyone is. Check this out." he pulled out a folded piece of parchment, pointed his wand at it, said the marauder's oath, (which is now the name we give the phrase "i solemly sware i am up to no good.") and suddenly a map of the entire school appeared. there were also little dots moving around in the drawn-in halls. Each was labled with a name. There was "Valdwig" and "Snape" and "Jazzerous" and that new guy, "Dumbledore". There were also various dots labled "Ravenclaw", "Hufflepuff", (sp?) "Griffendor", and "Slytherine".
"Woah, wicked," breathed Peter in awe.
"I know," said Remus, once again quite proud of his work.
"So, we can carry this around and always know where everyone is," James said, turning to Remus.
"Exactly," confirmed Remus. "But one last thing."
"What's that?" asked Sirius.
"I need a little bit of each or your thoughts," Remus said, pulling out his wand.
"Ahh! No! I like my brain," cried Peter, clutching his head.
"It won't hurt, you pansey," scolded Remus, prodding his wand at Peter's forehead.
Peter closed his eyes shut, and felt the small poke or Remus' wand on his head. He opened his eyes a minuet later to find Rem,us smiling, a small silver thread hanging from the tip of his wand.
The silver string was then placed on the map, and it was absorbed instantly.
"Now, did that hurt?" asked Remus.
"Only when you jabbed your wand into my forehead," complained Peter, rubbing the spot where he was poked.
"James, your turn." Remus did the same to James, then to Sirius, and then to himself.
"What was the point of that?" questioned Sirius, rubbing his head. "To try and jab my brains out?"
"No," Remus shot at him. "When some one unauthorized tries to read the map, they will recieve a very strange message from each of us."
"We should test it!" exclaimed James, finally being lifted from his stressed state.
"Yeah, but on who..." Sirius rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Hey! That new teacher! Dumbledore!" cried James with renewed entusiasim.
Remus sighed with relief at James, who was no longer concentrated on his bed-srticken Lilly, but on this new and improved prank. Peter joined in the sigh, knowing that for the time, James was no longer sore at him.
Subject: finally, life forms!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:22:24 03/07/03 Fri
Peter at that moment walked into the dorm. The boys all turned and looked at him. He shrugged. "She's fine. She just needed to get ahold of herself, but now she allright with the whole werewolf thing."
James grumbled and turned back towards the cauldren, that was begining to bubble and had taken on a very greyish-pink hue.
"Don't mind James, Peter," said Sirius, putting his arm across Peter's shoulders. "He's a bit on the tense side t'day."
"I can see that," whimpered Peter, scooting away from the area James had taken up.
Subject: Umm....Chelsea, IM SORRY!!!!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 13:02:26 03/07/03 Fri
Lupin yawned. "Yes, well, the burden we furry ones--and boyfriends of the furry ones--must bear...is to..."

"Deal with dandruff?" Sirius interjected. James sniggered behind his hand as Lupin sighed.

"No.To hide and worry about infecting people and...and...and, dandruff, yeah, right. Exactly..."
Subject: lalaladeda


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:30:19 03/07/03 Fri
__ meanwhile __

James pulled out the maruders manual and said "I solumly sware i am up to no good." Then he noted, NOTE: WHEN LILLY IS ALL BETTER, KILL PETER!
Sirius looked over his shoulder. "Thats not nice," he commented. "Its not Peter's fault. I thought we cleared that up."
"Oh, I guess your right. I'm just frusterated," James replied, sighing and putting the book away.
Subject: lalalaaaa


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:00:03 03/07/03 Fri
"Hey, that's tomorrow," said Peter hopefully.
"Maybe I should stay somewhere alone, just in case," replied Cara, whiping her eyes on her sleeve.
"Yeah, I guess your right," said Peter with a shrug. "Well, Im off then. The guys probably are wondering where I got off to."
"Ok," said Cara, smiling. She leaned over and kissed Peter on the cheek (ewww!) before getting up and leaving.
Peter smiled and followed her out.
Subject: Jojojojojoj


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 08:01:01 03/07/03 Fri
"Oh Cara. You could have said something. You know i'm always here for you." Peter said, suddenly growing some courage for his relationship that had blossemed farther than any of you readers could or would have imagined.
"I just, i just don't like being furry any more." she confessed.
"Oh, i don't mind. Hey, i'm a rat, what can be worse than that?" Peter replied, trying to comfort her.
Cara laughed through her tears and the book nearly teetered into the cauldron of bubbling liquid, but Peter caught it before it tumbled to it's doom.
Together the couple brewed the potion and Cara drank it.
"When will we know when if it worked?" Peter asked.
"I guess the next full moon." Cara said.
Subject: Peter, its ur destiny to be EVIL!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 07:52:48 03/07/03 Fri
(how does cara's dandrauf fit in the plot line?? that doesn't work.... lol its is quite funny though.)

"Cara! Hey Cara!" Peter called through the halls. He must have circled the school about 2 times already ane was on his third run when he saw Cara pass by farther up the hall. She seemed to be headed for the potions lab, a giant textbook under her arm.
Peter ran after her. when he reached the potions lab he peeked around the door. Cara was reading out of the book and cooking something in a cauldren.
"What are you doing?" asked Peter, causing Cara to jump and smack the book shut.
"Nothing," she said quickly.
"Whats that book for?" asked Peter curiously, walking up and rading the title. Cara tried to cover it with her hand, but Peter had already read it.
"'Potions for the Incurables'," he read aloud, "Are you trying to get rid of this warewolf thing?"
Cara looked like she was about to cry. "Yes..." she muttered. "I heard about what happened to Lilly, and I know it was my fault! I didn't want this in the frist place! And I can't believe I have dandrauf!"
"Awww, its ok," said Peter, about to hug her, but stopped himself and patted her shoulder instead.
"Anyway," said Cara, sniffling, "I found this potion, and I was going to try it out. See if it would cure the werewolf ifection."
Subject: I dont want to be evil!


Author:
Peter (chels)
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Date Posted: 07:45:36 03/07/03 Fri
(i dont care if it doesn't fallow the plotline...it does now. Or we can pretend it does, right? Mayb we can get hypnotised to believe it's the real plotline. Or mabye even...i dont want to be evil! I dont wanna be evil! Not yet, not really ever! I just want to be a lovable Peter, but i'm cursed with this evil looming future that makes people disclude me from fanart, torture me on fansites, and in general pick on me for dicisions out of my control. And didn't Maddi say that he doesn't turn evil for like another year. I want that year! I want to be good, i want to make ammends! I dont want to be evil!!!!!! WHy?!?!? Why can't i be normal? I want to frolic with the normal good people. I'm not really evil, there just aren't any good characters left! And i'm fed up with being evil. It's a tough responsibility, that is. It's a burden. I don't want to be evil!!!!)
Subject: Im in mr. kopas' classroom


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 07:40:56 03/07/03 Fri
"But of coarse he's a resident, stupid." Andy said, oblivious to the fact that Remus was a werewolf.
"So what's it like in AMerica?" a rabid little gryfindor(sp) asked.
"Who are you??? And why do you have any business speaking to us?" yelled James and the little girl shied away
Subject: asdfagafg


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:12:28 03/07/03 Fri
Peter muttered something about "Wow, Andy's cute" before skipping off down the road. (road)
Subject: Andy's colorful history...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:09:52 03/07/03 Fri
"What, did you think you could get rid of me for good?" she asked, giving him a hug.

"Gah! Get away from me!" he exclaimed, trying to scrambe out of her grasp. "I'll...I'll...I'll feed you to the Snape if you don't!"

"Oh my GOD! You've got your very own Snape?"

"Yes..." Sirius muttered.

"Cool!" she cried.

"No, not cool!"

"Okay, where did she COME from, Sirius?" James asked, quest for revenge all but forgotten.

"Um...the Stork?"

"I mean, why doesn't she attend Hogwarts with us?"

"Oh." Sirius grinned. "Well, when we were young she committed a terrible offense. Andy here puked all over the Minister of Magic's robes. Thus, she was outlawed to America for several years until she learned the error of her ways."

"ooohhhh." Remus and James said, and Andy squealed.

"Ooh, who's he? He's cute." she indicated Remus, who tried to hide behind James and Sirius.

"That's Remus, our very own residential..." he trailed off before he said 'werewolf'.

(I feel bad for Remmy. He's always alone cuz of his lycanthrope problem. mwhahahaha)
Subject: Dum dum da dum!


Author:
Lauren (fufu)
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Date Posted: 05:05:49 03/07/03 Fri
"Um....Peter? My advice would be to run!" Lupin snapped. "While the guys are still watching Andy. Go,now! And get your girlfreind, bring her back!"

Peter scampered away nervously, though he had no idea where Cara was at the current moment.
Subject: mwhahahahahaha


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:01:56 03/07/03 Fri
"Hey! I am not a muggle!" Sirius exclaimed, but the roaring laughter that was echoing through the common room drowned him out.

"Where'd Cara go to? I've got to go beat her up for hurting Lily." James announced. The Marauders cornered Peter, who was looking very much like he was going to be sick.

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS! WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?!" he exclaimed, trying to weasel his way out of the corner.

"Oh, don't lie to us, we see you through you clever guise. Where's my sister, Peter?" James growled. Remus yelped.

"You're growling! I thought only I could growl!"

"Oh, stuff it. He's extremely angry, I wouldn't want to attract any of that lividness..." Sirius told him.

"You're right."

and, suddenly, someone unexpected burst into the room.

"Andy! Weren't you in America for school?!" Sirius exclaimed.

(okay, all, Sirius now has a little sister, cuz I felt like it ((you made up a headmaster, after all)) her name's Andromada, BTW)
Subject: Ick Blah


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:55:25 03/07/03 Fri
"Love is a beautiful thing, James. It's a magical bond between two people." Peter tried to explain.
Subject: Ah! Evilness!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 04:50:33 03/07/03 Fri
(this is evilness, and it doesnt work w/ the plot line!)

Lupin couldn't help it; he bagan giggling helplessly. "Y-you and C-C-Cara?? That's just wrong!"

James sputtered, half angry and half sickened by the prospect of his sister and his most annoying friend together. "That's just...just.....EWWWW!!!"
Subject: The plot thickens...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:07:01 03/07/03 Fri
(well that doesn't seem to fit. DIdn't Voledimort say something about having Dumbledor as a teacher when he was a student there? I could have sworn he did. And what exactly are you getting at, pointing the finger at Peter?)

Lupin quickly exited Jazzerous' office and walked back to the common room.
"Well, what'd he say?" James asked eagerly, grabbing onto the arm of the chair.
"Umm...well i'm not the werewolf responsible..." Lupin started.
"You aren't? Then who is?" James inquired. Peter gulped.
"Well, my friends, there seems to be another werewolf among us *pause for dramatic effect* PETER!!!" Lupin announced.
And a shower of "what"s, "who"s, "how"s, and other sidecomments came forth from the boys' mouths.
"Peter? You're joking." Sirius said.
"No, Jazzerous told me." Lupin said. Peter had been quite quiet throughout the whole few minutes.
"I can explain..." Peter attempted.
"I hope you bloody well can!" James growled, being restrained by sirius and lupin.
"Don't kill him yet, James, i want to hear his excuse." Sirius joked.
"Well, i'm not a werewolf...but someone else we know is. I happened to be with this person not too long ago..." Peter started to say.
"What? Now there's three of us?" Lupin asked.
"No, just two. I'm not a werewolf." Peter corrected.
"Oh...then who's the other one?" Sirius asked.
"James, this is going to be hard to understand but...your sister is a werewolf..." Peter told the secret and it seemed to echo off the commoon room walls.
"Wha-what? My sister?" James stuttered.
"Yeah. Well we were...erm...making out in the closet when up...yeah...that's why i had her dandriff on me." Peter explained.
"My sister?" James repeated.
"Maybe that's why she's so rabid." Sirius concluded.
James slugged Sirius, "She's still my sister, muggle-butt"
Subject: hey, u turn evil, remember, chels?


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:35:18 03/06/03 Thu
"It was dandrauf of a werewolf," he replied simply.
"But how'd it get onto Lilly?" Remus asked.
"Peter must have out in onto your robes before the Oprah show, where I understand you and Lilly rode outside on James' back?"
"Yeah," Remus chuckled at the thought of breaking James in half for the sake of getting away from Oprah, the git. "Wait, you know about their powers?"
"Of coarse," said Jazzerous with a chuckle. "You'd be surprised what I know about my students."
"Oh, ok then..." said Remus, a bit emmbarassed at his stupidity.
"Does Peter have anything aginst you?" inquired Jazzerous.
"Not that I know of," said Remus, now very much confuzzled. "Nothing except for the wrestling incident."
"Has he been acting strange lately?" asked Jazzerous.
"Well, in Gemma's hut he did seem kinda, umm, guilty. Like, something was really bugging him, right brfore you entered," thought REmus aloud.
"Hmmm..." Jazzerous sat back in his chair and stroked his beard.
"Is Peter going to get into trouble, headmaster?" asked Remus, slightly concerned.
"Well see," said Jazzerous,stroking his beard until he pulled a hair out. "Ouch..." he continued stroking for effect.
"Now, if you'll excuse me," said Jazzerous getting up, "I have a appointment with a new teacher."
"Oh, ok," Remus mumbled, getting up and turning to leave. "Thank you for your time, headmaster."
"Ahh, headmaster is a bit too strict for me," said Jazzerous waving his hand in the air. "I'd perfer you and your friends to call me Jazzerous. And it was my pleasure to help you."
Remus smiled and opened the door to leave when a man entered the office. He was tall, about the age of 40.
"Excuse me sir," said the man, approaching Jazzerous, "the name's Albus Dumbledore. I'm here for the position as the new Defense aginst the dark arts teacher."
Remus quickly and quietly left the office, although inside he was both angry and confused.
Subject: I wish i wasn't evil


Author:
Peter (the occused)
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Date Posted: 17:43:25 03/06/03 Thu
(ah! No, i'm not evil!)


"Peter?!?" Lupin exclaimed, "But he's just a ra-" Lupin remembered who he was speaking to and promptly shut is cake hole.
"A what?" asked Jazzerous, raising and eyebrow.
"A, a rabid boy." Lupin caught himself.
"Oh, well i can see that. Now is it possible that you could have bitten Peter?" Jazzerous asked.
"No, not that i know of. I learned a long time ago not to bite people...but..." a little ping sounded in the gears of Lupin's head, "but a little while ago we were wrestling and i could have bitten him, i dont really know if i did, he was so small and furry..."
"Excuse me?" Jazzerous inquired.
"Um...i meant...his head, i might have bitten his head. But i dont know exactly...by the way, headmaster, what exactly is it that you found by Gemma's hut?" LUpin asked.
Subject: chels, nothin personal


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 16:53:15 03/06/03 Thu
"Common," begged Remus at the now closing in Sirius and James. "I don't even know how to spread that deasise! (sp?) Look, the full moon's in a few days! I'll get the hair then! Lilly'll be fine! Please! No!!" Sirius and James grabbed each of Remus' arms and dragged him back to Griffendor Tower, with Peter scuffing his feet the entire way.
"Yo, lay off those chocolate frogs," said Sirius when they finally reached the Griffendor common room. There were two other younger Griffendor's playing wizards chess when the boys entered.
"Hey, can you leave us alone for a few?" yelled Sirius, a bit loudly out of frustration. The frightened Griffendors abandoned their game and scurried up the stairs.
"Now, Remus," said James, keeping himself as calm as possible. "You are going to go to Jazzerous, ask him how this deasise came about, and if he can get us the potion for it."
Remus just nodded. He still couldn't believe it might have been his fault this all came around.
"All right, go! We'll be getting a cauldren ready upstairs," Sirius concluded, and Peter, Sirius, and James marched to their dorm.
Remus grumbled all the way to Jazzerous' office, where he made sure to knock before entering. "Umm, headmaster? I need to see you," Remus said timidly. He let himself into the office and sat in one of the big lether chairs in front of the desk.
Jazzerous finally entered, and he took his seat behind the big wooden desk. "What seems to be the trouble, Mr. Lupin?" he inquired, staring steadily into Lupin's eyes.
"Well," laughed Remus nervously, "that's a silly question, headmaster."
"Yes I no," said Jazzerous squarely.
Remus gulped. "How exactly did I spread this thing to Lilly?"
"Now, its really quite odd, but simple enough how it happens," said Jazzerous thoughtfully. "You see, some people are allergic to werewolfs. Lilly is probably one of those people. When a werewolf gets dandrauf, and it comes in contact with that person who is allergic, they fall into a deep sleep." Jazzerous concluded, sitting back.
"But, I don't have dandrauf," thought Remus alloud.
"Yes I no," replied Jazzerous, leaning back into his desk, "and that's what puzzles me."
"So, how'd this happen?" asked Remus.
"Well," Jazzerous reached into his cloak and pulled out a vile, "I found this by Gemma's hut. It was tested for finger-prints, and we found and interesting match..." he trailed off.
"Who? Who did it?" inquired Remus leaning in closer.
"Well, it was dear Peter, we believe," sighed Jazzerous.
"WHAT?!" cried Remus, leaping out of his seat.
Subject: Umm....do u have something against me Chels?


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 13:09:32 03/06/03 Thu
As soon as both were gone, Lupin turned and waved his hands enthusiastically at his friends. "I swear I didn't do anything to her!...Please don't attampt to remove my teeth. I like my teeth. We share a special bond..."

Peter made a face. "Well, that doesn't sound too weird..."
Subject: poor remus.....


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:16:22 03/06/03 Thu
Gemma looked questioningly at Remus, and turned to James. "Ya' know, maybe Perfessor Valdwig would like to help ya' out. Im sure that he has werewolf fangs, I brought some up yesterday."
Remus breathed a big sigh of releif that no one was gonna try and yank his fangs out, but he still had the hair to worry about.
"Umm, Gemma? You think you could take Lilly up to her dorm? We're gonna try and make this potion," James looked accusingly at Remus who stared at the floor.
"Well, boys good luck," Jazzerous said more to Remus than anyone else. He walked out of the room. Before leaving, he turned and said "Don't worry about the fangs, boys. I'll be sure to get them for you," and he gave them a look saying 'it will save you the trouble of breaking into the potions lab.'
Gemma was close behind Jazzerous, carrying the sleeping Lilly away to her dorm.
Subject: Zoombiimi


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 09:51:11 03/06/03 Thu
"Ohh my. Most perplexing. Young Miss Lilly seems to have contracted a rare disease..." Jazzerous muttered more to himself than to the boys.
"Please say it isn't so! Please let her be-" James hollared, dripping to his knees and grabbing at the headmaster's robes.
"It's not a deadly disease, James." Jazzerous informed the nearly-crumbled boy.
"It isn't?" James questioned, getting off the floor and wiping the dirt off of his knees.
"Nope. It's quite curable...it's just interesting..." Jazzerous answered.
"What's interesting?" Lupin asked as Gemma poured them all more juice.
"Well...this disease can only be caught from, from a werewolf..." Jazzerous explained.
"A werewolf." Gemma repeated.
"Yes, a werewolf. You four wouldn't know any werewolves would you?" Jazzerous inquired, glaring at Lupin. Lupin let out some sort of sound resembling a squeek.
"Did you say something?" Gemma asked the pale Lupin.
"Um...n-no. I, i didn't s-say a th-thing." Lupin stuttered.
"Oh...well..." Jazzerous thought aloud.
"Well what?" James yelled, he was exasperated in trying to revive his slumbering girlfriend.
"Well, the only known cure is a potion containing werewolf hair folicals, and...werewolf fangs." Jazzerous replied.
Lupin loudly gulped.
Subject: o boy


Author:
Prongs
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Date Posted: 07:24:28 03/06/03 Thu
Sirius breathed a quite sigh of releaf.
"Uh, headmaster?" James attempted to get his attention.
"Yes Mr. Potter?" replied Jazzerous.
"Could you see whats wrong with Lilly? She's just all of the sudden fallen asleep and no one can figure out why."
"Hmmm..." Jazzerous walked over to the couch where the now snoring Lilly was laying. He stroked his long graying beard.
James peered over his shoulder. "Any clue whats wrong?"
"Well, she could be narcaliptic, (sp?) but i highly dought it..." he replied thoughtfully.
Sirius and remus snickered at the table, and James turned to glare at them.
Subject: fufu's goin bonkers!


Author:
who do u tink?
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Date Posted: 04:51:26 03/06/03 Thu
Lupin poked his head out of the closet he had instinctivly jumped into and gave a sickly grin. "Uh, h-hi Headmaster..."

Jazzerous gave a dark grin, the shadow of his formerly-troublemaking self appearing for merely seconds. "I managed to get rid of the um...well, I belive you lot referred to her as 'that Oprah git'."

Sirius smiled broadly. "Really? Well then, it's safe to wreak some havoc...er, read the Bible(don't eat me, Chels, nothing personal)," he amended quickly, wincing.

The professor looked skyward. "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't a clue what you've just said, Mr. Black." (*cough Dumbledore, 4th book, *cough*)
Subject: hick-a-bick-a-boo? hoo-sha!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:12:12 03/05/03 Wed
"Nothing," mumbled Peter, keeping his gaze at the tidy floor and his sneakers.
"Aw, I didn't come to work her' fer' nothin' ya' know," sain Gemma, comming to sit next to Peter brining a tray of mugs full of juice for the friends. "I can help, if ya' want it."
"Im fine," replied Peter, taking a really long sip of juice from his mug. He glanced up to see his friends exchange concerned glances. "Im fine!" he assured them, taking another sip and putting down his glass.
"Well, I haven't seen you boys at all it seems," said Gemma. "What's goin on in those little heads of yers?"
"Nothing out of the ordinary," replied Remus.
"What happened to the young miss over ther'?" Gemma asked, nodding towards Lilly, who was still sound asleep on the couch near the fireplace.
"We don't know, really," said James. He glanced at his sleeping girlfriend. "One minuet I was given her a very painful piggyback ride, and then she concked out, right there on top of me." He rubbed his back for effect.
Gemma began to chuckle. "You boys wait and I'll get you some cake," she said, getting up from the table.
Just as she opened up the pantry, they heard a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" asked Gemma, walking over to the door and opening it a crack. "Why hello, headmaster," she cried a bit exaderated, so that the boys knew who it was.
"Don't bother Gemma, I know that they are here," said Jazzerous, pushing his way in. "They can here this message, too."
Subject: Hey!


Author:
Fufu the Charmed One
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Date Posted: 17:38:04 03/05/03 Wed
(On behalf of Holly Marie Combs and the entire cast, crew, and storyline of Charmed, hey!)

"Um...yes." Lupin shifted uncomfortably as Gemma's large pet dual-cow (a cow with two heads) sniffed enthusiastically at him. "Couldja...coulja get this thing..."

Gemma took hold of the cow's collar and gave it a sweetly repremanding look. "Dontcha go annoyin' my guests now, Bessie."

"Bessie?" Peter grumbled under his breath. "Couldn't come up with something more original?"

Though Gemma didn't appear to hear him, the cow turned and glared disapprovingly at the boy. "I happen to think Bessie suits me just fine," she drawled in a lazy voice.

Peter stumbled back with a slight shout. Gemma turned from her fireplace and narrowed her eyes at him. "Now, wat seems to be yer problem?"
Subject: writters block is a bad thing


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 15:42:23 03/05/03 Wed
"Uh,"Sirius cleared his throught and scratched his head, "Lets just go to Gemma's then."
The boys finally made it to Gemma's shack that was outside the path that lead into the Dark forest. They had taken a sidetrack before heading that way to throw sticks at the whomping Willoe to see if it would whomp, but after many futile tries, they just made their way to the little hut.
Sirius knocked, well, more like pounded, on the door until it opened. Out the little lady popped her head, and she smiled a slightly toothy (she was missing a few in her crooked mouth) smile.
"Well, don't jus stand ther'," she said beckoning them inside. "Just drop the miss on a the sofa dear," she told James, and he immediantly obeyed, shaking out his sore arms when he was done.
"So, wa'cha boys been doin around the school? Reakin' as much havick as ya' can find?
Subject: new new new!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 14:47:20 03/05/03 Wed
(heres the new and improved post!)

"Okay, but so long as we're stuck in the FORBIDDEN forest, we might as well do a bit of exploring. You know, for fun?"

"Mmmm…" mumbled Lily, shifting in the hold of James’ arms.

"Yeah, like getting suddenly attacked by a coven of witches turned to the Dark Side calling themselves the 'Charmed Ones'..." Peter muttered, still upset over the whole idea.

"That one was cute." James mumbled, only to be slugged by Remus, who was wearing a 'remember your girlfriend?' expression. He hung his head as the others laughed at this new scene.

"Okay-doakie, because tonight's not a full moon, we could hold out at the Shack until Oprah clears outta Hogwarts." Remus suggested.

"Brilliant idea, Moony old boy." James said, visibly cheerful yet again.

"WHAT IS IT WITH 'OLD BOY' AS A SUDDEN TERM OF ENDEARMENT? WE'RE NOT OLD IN THE SLIGHTEST!" Sirius suddenly exclaimed. He was met with blank stares.
Subject: Gladis HAHA!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 14:14:04 03/05/03 Wed
(ok, when i said Gladis, i ment Gemma. Gladis is the Mrs. Wilson re-make. I wanted the grounds keeper or wut ever their called.)
Subject: Mr. Poofer's is the choosen one!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:51:07 03/05/03 Wed
"Well, I don't know about you," Sirius said, clutching his stomach, "but Im starved. Lets se what Gladis has to eat."
(Mr. Poofer's is the choosen one! He will claim his fortune! No one can stop him! *MMWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!*)

"What about her?" asked Peter, nodding to the once again asleep Lilly.
"Hmm..." pondered the boys, rubbing their chins thoughtfully.
"Well, we can drag her to Gladis' place and leave her there 'till she wakes up," said James. "I'll carry her. Let's go." James bent over and scooped up the happily snoozing Lilly.
"Awww," cooed Sirius, and, because James' hands were full, Remus turned and slugged him.
Subject: Library Library library yay!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 10:55:12 03/05/03 Wed
"Ok! Time for our next attempt at getting into trouble!" announced Sirius after watching James get his back broken for 5 minuets. He held out his hand and pulled James up from the ground.
"Thanks," whispered James as he was getting up.
"Don't mention it," replied Sirius.
"So, were stuck out here until that Oprah git decides she doesn't live here anymore and leaves," said Remus with a sigh.
"Im bored," complained Peter.
Subject: Zoombi Zoombi


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 10:47:20 03/05/03 Wed
(Hey, we're at the library)

"Yes...i mean..." Sirius answered, grinning.
"Here, let me give you a massasue(sp?)" Lilly offered. James warrily gave in and laid flat on the ground. Lilly started giving him a terrible messaige (sp?). But James, being the good boyfriend that we was, gritted his teeth and bared it.
"So how do you like it? Do you feel relaxed?" Lilly asked, happily breaking James' spine.
James clenched his jaw shut before replying in a pretend happiness, "Ye-yes it's, it's wonderful."
"Really?" Lilly inquired, "To tell you the truth i've never done this before. Maybe i should think about going into business as a massuse!"
James rolled his eyes and winced in pain. The other boys sniggered at James' pain.
Subject: o.O O.o O.O o.o


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 09:33:26 03/05/03 Wed
"Wait," said Sirius, grabbing James and bending him over, "I learned this from my friend Billin." He raised his hand in karaete style and shouted "KIYYEEE-YA!"
"AHH!" screamed James rolling out of the way just as Sirius brought his hand down. "What in names of Jazzerous are you doing? Are you trying to kill me?" he ranted, panting from fright.
Subject: Lalala


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 09:18:35 03/05/03 Wed
The others shrugged.
Subject: Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Vacoom-Zoot-Boing-mur-mur-mur


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 09:15:58 03/05/03 Wed
Sirius was close behind James, who was rubbing his sore back. "Hey, who knows that pain killing spell we were taught a few days back?" he complained.
Subject: Greeeeen


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 08:51:17 03/05/03 Wed
"DId someone slip her something?" Sirius asked.
"Hurry get her off, my back's going to break!" James exclaimed.
"All right, all right. Just keep your fur on." Sirius replied, pulling the sleeping Lilly off James' back. ANd James morphed back into his usual human self.
Subject: ride Pony Ride


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 08:38:18 03/05/03 Wed
"Hey, Uh Lilly? You can get off me now," said James, turning his head to look at Lilly, who had for some reason fallen asleep and was muttering "ride, pony... ride..."
Subject: POOF


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 08:35:12 03/05/03 Wed
(if you did want to do that all you would have to do was go to main message index, or somethign like that, and put a check in the boxes that you want to delete.)

"phew. THat was close." Lupin said, dismounting james.
Subject: *!* a word of caution


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:49:38 03/05/03 Wed
(just as a warning to everyone, im gonna see if i can delete any posts that don't fit at all, the ones that are major scrap, so if a bunch dissappear, dont be confuzzled.)
Subject: stupid Oprah


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:27:30 03/05/03 Wed
There were 2 more loud POOFS and the dog and stag emerged from the once occupied seats.
"Remus, Lilly, hop on!" shouted James over the screams from the audience.
"What about that guy?" asked Oprah, pointing at Remus, who was climbing up onto James.
"Believe me, you don't want him to transform," growled Sirius, and they all ran out of the room and through the halls, until they finally reached the front door. They didn't stop running until they were well away fromthe school and out by the Dark Forest.
Subject: SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 06:17:37 03/05/03 Wed
(HAPPY SNOW DAY! We got the call at 5a.m. got to sleep in, fun fun!)

But suddenly the flashbulbs popped and the invisible boys were forced back to their tvshow chairs.
"Tisk, tisk, tisk." Opra scolded the boys, "You must know that we know everything about you and can pre-predict your every move."
"That's bloody insain!" Lilly yelled.
"Well actually it isn't..."Lupin started, but stopped.
Snape glared at them and asked, "Can i please continue." in an evil voice.
"No! I need to study!!!" Lilly hollered.
"Restraints!" yelled Oprah, and four very large men with cattle-prodders stepped forth from the shadows. Lilly wimpered and slouched in her chair.
Peter became overwelmed with all this torture and suddenly there was a loud *POOF*
"Ah!" Oprah exclaimed, jumping up on her chair. Peter had nervously "poofed" into a rat and was attempting to scurry away.
"Why didn't i think of that?" Sirius asked.
Subject: Oprah???????


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 04:41:59 03/05/03 Wed
(woah! first of all my post doesn't follow the story line because maddi felt compulsive to post before me AGAIN lol no hard feelings. and second of all, Madi, y r u tying ur odd disturbed, oprah show into this from ur starwars fan fics? strange, but I can follow along)

A smug looking Snape entered the room with a crooked smile. He took a seat next to that stupid git Oprah.

"Now Severus," said Opreah, flashing a big, plastic looking smile, "tell us about this mind controll activity."

"Well,' began Snape, "I was feeling quite depressed because my so called friends," he nodded towards the marauders, "were begining to shun me out."

"We've always shuned you out you bloody pain in the-" Sirius cried, jumping out of his seat before being cutoff by the multitude of cameras in his face. He fell back into his seat, dazed.

"Anyway..." Snape rambled on and on with Oprah smiling and nodding. Neither of them saw what the boys were doing.

James pulled out the invisibility cloak from under his robes, and Sirius whispered all the way down the line what they were going to do. Luckily for them, ALL the eyes were on Snape. Two by two, The boys left usin the invisibility cloak, and sliding it back onto the fake stage for the others. Once they were all out, The left for lunch, starving and laughing the whole way there.
Subject: ooh, just ONE more post mommy??


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 18:35:03 03/04/03 Tue
as soon as James awoke screaming, so did Sirius, Remus, Peter, and (unbeknownst to them) Lily.

he was immediately tackled by the other Marauders, being the unlucky one and having a bed in the middle.

"Gah! Ni! I! CAN'T! BREATHE!" James yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I think that the proper curse word would be 'icky icky icky icky vaccumb zzzoup boing murmer murmer...'."

the others just stared at him like he was a werewolf.

"What?!" he cried, and they began to laugh.

__some short time later, during breakfast___

"Hello, and I'm Oprah, here today with James POtter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and LIly Evans. We're going to be talking about anger management. But don't worry! we've got some surprises for these 'marauders'." she grinned, huge and fake. "now, James, please tell us why you were shamelessly attacking your fellow student, Severous Snape, today during morning meal."

"Breakfast." Sirius muttered darkly.

"Well, I guess it all began with this disturbing nightmare Lily had, that I was never informed of."

"Okay, then, Miss Evans, would you please describe your dream?"

"No." Lily said, pouting. "I hate you and I hate this stupid show. I've got homework. Let me go to the library."

"Security! Code candy-apple-red!" Oprah suddenly scremed. Several press reporters rushed in, snapping pictures of Lily and leaving her blinded, seeing little floaty lights, and cheerful in a brain-dead sorta way.

"Righty-o." Oprah said with a hearty laugh, aimed at the glowering boys. "What happened next, Sirius?"

"Well, James got the idea in his head that he had to save his parents. So we followed him and Lily tagged along and Remus wolfed out and then we held him back and this kid named Harry popped outta nowhere."

"Harry?" Oprah repeated, puzzled.

"Yes. He spun this interesting tale about being our son and how we were all doomed." James snapped.

"And then he disapeared and we woke up screaming." Peter contributed meekly.

"So you were hallucinating?" Oprah asked, with a muttered whisper to her agent, "are they on drugs?"

"True!, I mean... no! We were all dreaming at the same time."

"In the day?" Oprah said. "What kind of morons are you all?"

"It was night then!" Remus cried. "so we went down to breakfast. and Snape swaggered up looking like a drunk, and he started informing us of how he's been controlling our minds, and that's why we're suddenly failing all our classes, cuz he a brainless git." (no offense tara)

"I see." Oprah said, and whispered, "Security, I want a padded wagon primed and ready."

"So James beat him up, and you popped up and CAN'T I JUST STUDY??!!!" Lily cried suddenly, only to be sedated again by the flashes of the camera.

"Yes, well, we have a few surprises for you..." Oprah said with a wicked grin. "I am not Oprah, I am a large fat man named Bob who works at an oil-chage company and counts the hairs on my beer belly for amusement."

"Uhhh..."

"Oh, was I thinking out loud again? Never mind, here's our first guest, Severous Snape!"
Subject: ooh, James, u double posted. bad Jamie, bad!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 18:19:33 03/04/03 Tue
(I am the one and only Sirius! *poses* )

okay, thought LIly, I'll just grab the guys...no, I'll STUN the guys and drag them back to Hogwarts.

Three very battered-looking teenagers managed to get trough the door before collapsing, and Lily managed to drag two of them to a table. Remus took the job of hauling Peter out of the middle of the floor.

at that moment, a swirling vortex opened above her head and out dropped a young wizard, maybe only fifteen.he looking around, confused, and helped Lily up.

"Mum?" he asked incredulously. Lily's mouth hung open.

"Okay, that's just wrong. I'm only fifteen!"

"Oh, I forgot. I'm you son, Harry, from the future. I've come to warn you about something."

"How do I know this isn't Sirius in a glamour?" Lily asked suspicouly. Harry gave her another puzzled look.

"because Sirius is sitting right over there?"

"Could be an illusion." she cocked her head. "You look familiar."

"no, DUH! I'm your KID! your SON!" he cried, throwing his hands up.

"Lil', what's going on?" James muttered, just begenning to regain consiousness.

"Ha! You're James, aren't you?" Lily exclaimed, grabbing a bewildered James and comparing his to Harry. "Same hair...same build...same oddly charming grin...HEY!" she exclaimed. "YOU STOLE MY EYES!"

"nooo..." Harry muttered. "Listen, you two are my *parents*. I've come to *warn* you."

"Ick!" Sirius exclaimed, jumping back. "You two had kids and never told me?"

James slugged him and turned back to Harry.

"Okay, on Halloween night one year after I'm born an evil dude named Voldemort will come and kill you both. Sirius will be sent to Azkaban for twelve years, Remus will go into hiding, and Peter will be assumed dead. YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN! KILL VOLDY NOW!!!" Harry yelled. "KILL HIM BEFORE HE'S TOO STRONG!"

"oy, you mean that chap out there blowing up the street? I don't think so. We've gotta get back to school. nice meeting you, by the way." Lily said breezily, grabbing a fistful of James and Sirius' robes and hauling them after her. "I'll need a ride...I can't fly too well."

"No problem." James offered, summoning his broom. Harry followed them.

"Oy, you can't come with us. You don't even go to Hogwarts." Remus said blankly, looking at him.

"I've got no where else to go 'till this spell wears off. Or until Hermione and Ron wake me up. Either way, I'm in my fifth year at Hogwarts. I'm in Gryffindor. I hate Professor Snape."

"*Professor*?!?" the marauders cried simultaneously. Harry bowed his head, and then held out the marauder's map.

"Here, I won't need this any more, I've got it memorized. just make sure Filch gets it before you go."

"*Filch*?!" James yelled, but Harry was evaporating back into that vortex thingy.

as the kid gave a last cheery wave, James woke up screaming.
Subject: When will it end?


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 10:52:28 03/04/03 Tue
Before Peter knew what had happened, he was sitting in a tree overlooking the battle taking place below him. James was repeatedly ramming the furious warewolf in the ribs, and chasing back any muggle onlookers who were to stupid to know any better than to come anywhere near them.
Lilly was finally dropped inside of the tavern by Snuffels, er, Sirius. After letting go of her robes, Sirius let his tounge hang, saying, "Yuck, what do you wash that thing with?" and taking off out the door to help James.
No one was sure how long the battle took place, but eventually, Remus look up into the sky to find that the moon had dissappeared, and he was slowly changing back into his normal self. He took off into the tavern where Lilly was, so that no muggles would see him.
Lilly gave a screech of fright when she saw the warewolf approaching, but after seeing him start to transform, she realized he was no longer dangerous and went outside to find the other three tired animals making their way to the building.
Subject: I didin't give u permission!!!!!!Madison!!!!!


Author:
Fufu, apparently the copper stag....
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Date Posted: 05:12:44 03/04/03 Tue
(back to the tail now folks, shall we?)

Peter continued squealing as Lupin stepped down harder on his tiny little body. He thought he heard his tail crack somewhere and he struggled harder to escape.

"James!! Sirius!! LUPIN!!!"

"Oops.." James hot-footed it over and bodyslammed the werewolf, sending Peter flying through the air.
Subject: a breif interlude


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:08:15 03/04/03 Tue
----****commercial break****----

"Hello, and welcome to...THE MARAUDERS GAMESHOW HOUR!!!" Sirius, the host for the night, said, grinning at the camera.

"I'm James, here tonight with Remus and Peter. We'll be messing with Pete's head, er...finding him a girlfriend."

"James, I HEARD THAT!!!" Peter cried, bound and gagged to a chair in the middle of the stage.

"Yes, and so, also here with us today are three lovable ladies..." Remus said, trying frantically not to laugh.

"Meet the already-taken-so-tough-luck-if-you-get-her lovely lady, Miss LIly Evans!" Sirius exclaimed, and Lily waved. James glowered at his friends.

"Guys..." he groaned, but they shut him up.

"Also here with us is the sweedish tango-dancing munchkin, Brunehilda!" Remus announced, unable to contain his laughter any longer. Peter began squeaking insanely, attempting to rock the chair towards the door. A small fat woman waved cheerily, her nine chins wobbling.

"And, last but not least, Fufu the copper stag."

"She's not a stag." James said blankly.

"Oh well."

the camera turns to show Lauren, bound and gagged, also attempting to escape. But when the other three guys turned around Peter had transformed and was running quickly towards the door. he got out before James could catch him.

"Damn..." Sirius muttered.

"Well, that's all for tongiht folks!" Remus finished cheerily. "Say goodnight James!"

"Goodnight James," he said, confused.

----****end of commercial****----
Subject: Heh heh heh....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 05:01:31 03/04/03 Tue
Peter gave a squeak of pain as Lupin-wolf stepped on his head. "You bloody fool!" he cursed angrilly, attempting to shove the weight off of him with all the strength his little rat body could muster. "Get offa me!"
Subject: um, ah, oh I'm so confuzzled...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:58:43 03/04/03 Tue
Yes, and so Lily and MM the wizard activist were shadows for the four animals running about beneath them, one large wolf darting towards random muggles, and a dog, a stag, and a rat attempting to hold it back.

Lily gasped as she realized how high up she was. She clutched the broom, inadvertadly sending it plunging down towards the guys. she ran straight into the rampaging werewolf, tumbling head-over-heels across the ground as the broom crashed. Almost immediately, her robes were bitten by a rather large black dog and she was dragged away, that stag working furiously at holding back the werewolf.

"Sirius! GET LILY OUTTA HERE NOW!" James yelled, stabbing Remus with his, er...antlers.

LIly felt that tugging at the back of her black robes and turned around to see a rather lovable 'stray'.

"Aw, Snuffles, you're so cute!"

"I AM NOT SNUFFLES!" Sirius cried, grabbing her and dragging her after him.
Subject: Umm....Cewly Story!


Author:
Fuff...
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Date Posted: 04:56:54 03/04/03 Tue
Lupin loped along in his wolfy body, not really caring about much of anything at all. All he could think was, 'I am the strongest, I will beat these random mortals to the ground.'

Beside him, Sirius growled threatingly. Lupin-wolf glanced at him and gave as much of a grin as his canine mouth would allow. His words almost beyond comprehension, he growled, "What's the problem, Padfoot?"

"Don't attack anyone," Sirius rumbled.

Lupin narrowed his glow-in-the-dark eyes. "Yeah, right!"

He leapt at the nearest muggle fool with the sole intent of ripping his throat out. The terrified man struggled and gave a howl of pain as Lupin's fangs touched his throat, but his friends had already forsaken him. Some had stopped to watch the fascinating mauling, but most had already begun to walk away.

Sirius lunged in front of his friend and knocked him away from the terrified old man.
Subject: New character!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:53:06 03/03/03 Mon
"Come on," the man with the beard said gruffly, pulling Lilly onto James's broom and taking off after the animals.
While tighly holding onto the waist of the man, Lilly managed to ask, "So, who are you? Are you one of them?"
"Not at all," said the man with a chuckle. "Those ther' are Vold'mort followers. I'm just a plain ol' wizard-rights activist."
"Oh! Like James's parents!" cried Lilly, forgetting for a moment that she was on a fast moving broom, and leting go of her grasp, only to clamber back onto the man's robes.
"Oh, I shood prob'ly tell ya' who I am." The man turned to face Lilly. "The name's Mr. Marcus Mollamounty."
Subject: Well what a muggled...erm...muddled thingy


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 18:38:33 03/03/03 Mon
Lily gasped, as did the man with the beard, who grabbed her and pulled her a safe distance from the morphing boys.
"I hate when he does this..." Peter squeeked and then fallowed the others out of the door. It must have looked quite peculiar to the purple crowd of Voledemort followers when they saw the oddly-formed band of mammals exit the local pub. The werewolf exited first, followed by the large black dog, who was fallowed by a stag, who was being ridden by a rat. For a few moments the crowd just watched them until one especailly brainy purple witch yelled out, "Follow those animals!". And the group began to run noisily after the four friends.
Now before i explain what happened next you may be wondering, 'Who in the world is Voldemort and why is James so convinced that he's out to kill his parents.' Well to we storytellers it seems like a story that we have known for many years. But the simple answer to these questions it that Voldemort was/is a terribly wicked individual. He would slaughter a whole village just for the pleasure of it. He had no mercy. He killed to kill. He used every dark curse, hex, or torture that suited in mood. But what is worse is that he derived great pleasure from these inhumain acts.
Now not that James' parents were on some sort of evil hitlist, but it could be possible that Voldemort was looking to "get rid of" as many strong wizards as possible. Now both of James' parents were deeply involved in wizard-rights campaigns. They were very influential in their village and most everywhere they went, people followed them and stood up beside them to fight for what was right and just. This was good basis for suspecting that James' parents would soon be the target of one of Voldemort's next killings.
Subject: Umm...story, ya


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 17:59:03 03/03/03 Mon
"I think we should blast our way out!" Lupin growled. Sirius cast a slightly confused look in his friend's direction.

"You ok?"

Lupin was doubled over in pain, nose slowly elongating to a snout, eyes glinting green, teeth becoming horrible fangs. He snarled as he dropped to all fours and fur spread over his body.

Peter glanced out the window. "Oops...full moon."

"So...Moony's ready to rumble." James gulped. "Ok, everyone needs to do the morphing thing. Lily, stay back!"
Subject: lalala


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:41:29 03/03/03 Mon
(you know wut i mean. I'm confuzzled, are these people muggles, and y r they after us? and according to maddi, this was the ime of the rise of voldemort, and he was in school 50 years ago, not 25.)

"I told u," James said, exausted from all the stress, "When this guy wants to kill, he kills! Didn't u read the second article? He came to this one house, the people weren't home, and he hunted them down and killed them! I don't want to be an orphan!"
"Hey," said Sirius with a scowl (its Sirius whos the orphan, right?)
Subject: Fried Green Turnups


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:56:27 03/03/03 Mon
(Okay (a)this is weird, why is James have this odd obsession with going home and (b) Scotland is in England, well the United Kingdome and is legally northern england, it's on the same island)

"This is bloody insane!" Peter exclaimed and a bald man with a long beard frowned at him. The boys, and Lilly, huddled around a small table conversing, and cursing, on what they were going to do. Lupin just shook his head, he still didn't understand why it was neccisary for James to come all the way there.
(by the way, isn't Voldemort still in school at this time?)
"Couldn't you have just read your letter?" Peter complained, "I don't want to be here, and that guy smells funny. Can't we just go back to Hogwarts?"
"Don't be stupid." Sirius spat.
Subject: hey diddy hoe!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:54:07 03/03/03 Mon
"Well, this is fine as candy said the rat/Peter from Lupin's shoulder. "Who are they, anyway? What did we do?"
Subject: no, it's going rather quickly


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 12:43:11 03/03/03 Mon
At total random, they dropped out of the sky. Remus had to catch Lily before she drove straight into the ground.

"Gee, thanks." she said sheepishly, picking up her broom.

"Umm, guys, I think what we're looking for is over there." Sirius muttered, looking like he would really rather be back at Hogwarts.

Indeed, they should have been. Because down the street a large mob was forming, attempting to get near to a thin man with snake slit-like eyes and an evil looking demenor.

"huglyfljhf." James muttered, pointing his wand. all of the mobbing wizards were suddenly bright purple, and looking like very angry cows. "Oh bloody hell." he said, ducking into a nearby tavern, pulling the other marauders with him.

"Cool spell."

"not after they're through with us, I'm afraid." Remus said at the window, watching as the mob beat against the door.

"Oh, James, what will we do?" Lily asked pitifully, in a typical damsel-in-distress manner.
Subject: chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:35:31 03/03/03 Mon
"Well, as for the chance of death," said Lupin, glaring at James, "we'll all be DEAD if and when we're caught."
"You ninny," said Sirius as he flew by casually.
Subject: Umm....slow computer, yes it is


Author:
U know who...
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Date Posted: 12:33:50 03/03/03 Mon
"Lily, you can't be here!" Sirius thundered unhappily. "James, tell her she can't be here!"

James hung his head to look sheepishly at his dangling sneakers. Lupin sighed.

"You can come. But you have got to stay out of the way, understand??"

Lily stopped making her puppy face and grinned charmingly. "Good. I promise I won't hinder you...much..."

"Lily..." Sirius trailed off threateningly. She laughed even as her broom tipped a bit.

"Don't worry, I won't get in your way. I just wanna be here for...support."
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 12:26:56 03/03/03 Mon
Lily, who had noticed James storm out of the great hall, only to be chansed after by the other marauders, stood and shyed away from Snape, whom she was detesting currently.

"James!" she called across the grounds, but he was already taking flight, and Lily suddenly saw Peter...disapear after being seated on the back of Remus's broom.

Knowing that she couldn't fly half as well as he could didn't stop her from following them. Neither did the fact that more than half a dozen muggles were blinking pictures in the direction of the multiple teens soaring across the sky on 'twigs'.

Lily managed to catch up with them and was surprised when James gave her a closed, distant look.

"What'd you want?" he asked, as Lily attempted to stay on her broom, racing after him.

"Where are you going?"

"You don't need to know." James replied.

"Sure I do. Is there danger? Possibly chance of death? Can I come?"

"No."

"Pleeese?"
Subject: Lupin's right, this has gotten soo dramatic!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:02:41 03/03/03 Mon
"Because I need to," spat James irritably.
"Uhh, Lupin?" asked Peter timidly, "Can I please ride on your broom?" He looked at the broom in his hands uneasily.
"I hope you mean as a rat," said Lupin steadying his broom enough for Peter to hop on.
"Lets go!" called James, and the three boys and the rat rode off into the morning sky before the forst-year flying lessons arrived.
Subject: Ah! We need humor!


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 04:51:05 03/03/03 Mon
Lupin tottered uneasily on his broom. He wasn't a bad athlete, but he preferred sitting down with a good book...when he was human, at least. Plus, this stupid broom was completely out of date and it kept jerking inexplainibly to the left.

"This is bloody insane!" he howled angrily. "James, why are you doing this to me?? Couldn't I have been left at Marauder HQ, or something??"
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 16:24:25 03/02/03 Sun
James, being worried sick out of his mind, ran to the owlry to send out his owl, Nigel, with a letter to his parents that he had scribbled out on last night's homework assignment. Setting Nigel out of the higest tower in the castle, James watched as the tiny spec dissapeared into the sky, and then took off down the hall to his dorm.
While running to his dorm, he ran over Lupin, Sirius, and Peter in the common room.
"James! Wait! You didn't read your-" Peter started, before the rushing James cut him off.
"No time Peter," he said running up the stairs to his dorm, his friends close at his heels. "I must worn my parents, before this Voldemort guy gets to 'em first." He dug through his trunk and dug out some food and his Nimbus and climbing onto the sill of the window.
"Stop James! Your parents are fine!" Shouted Lupin from the window as James took off into the sky.
He turned just in time to say, "No one's fine while this maniac runs through England. He's not stopping for anyone. Even if my parents had gone somewhere like my Grandparents house, this guy would find them, and kill them all."
Sirius smacked his head. "Well, wait and we'll come with you," he said finally, pulling Lupin and Peter to the broom closet in the quiditch shed.
"Wait, we're what?" asked Peter as Sirius shoved an old hogwarts broom at him.
Sirius mounted and took off. "Well, Im sure gonna be there to help if my friend get himself into any bloody trouble. Now Im going before Im caught, and I suggest ou do the same."
Subject: 1, 2, cha cha cha


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 14:57:07 03/02/03 Sun
(no, northern england would be in the northern part of engalnd, considering england is a country. u got confuzzled w/ europe.)
Subject: lalala


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:14:44 03/02/03 Sun
(if it's in northern england it would be in scotland)

"Don't you want to read your let-" Peter offered, holdin up James' envelope, the envelope conveniently opened, "-ter." peter finished as he and Sirius read the letter aloud.
"Dear James,
Have you seen the Daily Prophet? Your father and i are going to go visit with your grandparents in Brixton until this terrible mess gets cleared up. So don't worry, and we'll see you for christmas.
Love,
Mum and Dad" Sirius read aloud.
"James! James! Get back here and read your letter!" Lupin called.
Subject: Its get more and more dramatic!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 10:46:38 03/02/03 Sun
In the middle of breakfast (not dinner, please note that this is in the morning!) the owls flew in with the days mail. This was fortunate for the boys because James was still a bit angry at the sight of seeing his girlfriend and arch enemy together, sharing the same 3 square meters of airspace, and the letter dropped in front of him would take his mind off of the deveoping love between Lily and Snape.
James picked up his letter from his parents and his copy of the Daily Prophet. Reading the paper first a very interesting article on the first page caught his eye. It was screaming out in big bold letters, "A NEW THREAT ARISES IN THE WIZARDING WORLD; A BAFFLING NEW MAGIC APPEARS". He looked at the picture to find a giant skull floating in a night sky, and many people from the Ministry of Magic on the ground searching, talking, and writting.
"Wow," he muttered under his breath, reading the developing news.
"'ey, uts mat?" asked Lupin with a mouthful of sausage and pancakes.
James passed the paper around between them, allowing the others to read the article.
James gulped. "It says that the killings are spreading throughout England, and the path is heading towards the north... towards Harthview."
The boys looked sympathecically (sp?) and understandingly at James. Hearthview was a small city near the top of England, and just outside of that city was where James's parents lived. This put the entire Potter family at risk, along with the other friends' family's whom also lived in the surrounding areas.
"Bloody hell..." said Peter, reading the news. "Our family's could be killed. James's parents are closer to the developing path, so that means..."
"I gatta go warn them," said James leaping up and stalking quickly out of the great hall, where otherkids were reading the paper and growing panicky. He was in sucha hurry, James almost collided with Jazzerous, who was looking grim.
"Do what you must, James Potter," he siad quietly, reading the boy's mind. James nodded and silently left for the owlry.
Subject: ok......


Author:
the quite confuzzled James
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Date Posted: 10:20:34 03/02/03 Sun
(ok, did anyone else find that dream kinda, ummm, graphic, maybe? but in a weird way i think it works. JKR does that all of the time, so i thinks its fine the way it is. did anyone besides me also notice that the only one to become an animal is Peter? these people have the abilty, lets use it! and also, very soon im going to insert the rise of Voldemort! *bumm bumm BUMMMM!*)
Subject: Well this should be interesting...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 18:34:54 03/01/03 Sat
(um...i dont know what maddi was talking about, and i dont know what chrissy was talking about...um...ill just start where maddi ended)

The two brave boys, and Peter, lay lifeless in the middle of the Slytherin commonroom. Cara ran to Peter's side
"Oh Joe!" Cara exclaimed, perfessing her love to the paralized Peter with the wrong namesake.
"Who's Joe?" Lilly asked.
"This is Joe, of coarse." Cara said, running her hands frantically through his hair in an attempt the revive him, which didnt work.
"That's not Joe it Pe- oh nevermind..." Lilly gave up and gasped. She ran to James' side, "Oh god, not james too."
The three were paralized at lay starring blankly at the green ceiling. The two girls could hardly see them breath, if they even were breathing.
(apparently Chrissy wants it to b known that her post will be scrapped)
Lilly began to cry in exasperation. And from the shadows came forth the Snape army. The girls gasped in horror and coward up against the wall. The Snapes faces were stern and all seemed intent on murder. Cara wimpered and held on to Lilly.
"I dont want to die." Cara whispered, tears trickling down her face.
"We're not going to." Lilly tried to comfort her.
One Snape stepped forward and let out an evil laugh. The girls shivered as the room became icey cold. But then the laughing Snape, who seemed to be the original, abrumptly stopped laughing and starred the girls straight in the eyes.
"I will no longer be tortured by my love for you, Lilly. For now you have no choice but to love me, and only me." the menacing Snape announced.
"What?" Lilly wimpered.
"If you do not love me then your precious Potter will perish." Snape threatened.
"I'll ne-never love you, Snape." Lilly spat at him. Snape's eyes filled with haterd and two of his clones walked briskly over to Lilly and grabbed her by her beautiful red-brown hair and dragged her before Snape. Lilly let out a howl of pain and she began to cry. The two guard-like Snape gave Lilly's head one final push before releasing her hair, but they stood behind her, blocking her view of Cara. Lilly's head hit the floor hard.
"I think you will soon see things my way very soon." Snape said in an icey cold tone. With a wave of his hand Cara went flying into the air, and smashed into the ceiling. (i think i'm taking this too far)She let out a tortured scream before falling back to the ground. (if this is too far out please disregard this post)
"Stop it!" Lilly yelled, raising her head to stare Snape down.
"What? No more fun?" Snape mocked.
"No, i'll do whatever you say, just don't hurt my friends." Lilly gave it.
"I thought you'd come around." Snape cackled, "Return Potter and his friends to their dorms, Lilly and i want to be alone."
And the Snape clones picked up the unconcious Cara, James, Sirius, and Peter and carried them out of the Slitherin commonroom. When they were out of site Snape motioned and a chair pulled itself up for Lilly to sit in.
"Sit my dear." the evil Snape beconed...
*next morning*
Something was really bothering James as he at breakfast. All morning Lilly had been cheerfully talking with Snape, no that's putting it lightly, she'd been hanging all over Snape. And, frankly, James was really getting annoyed.
"What's she doing?" James growled, jealousy swelling inside him. His friends didn't notice, they just ate the scrumpious dinner and congradulated themselves of a mission well done.
Their rescue of Peter last night had gone off without a hitch. They had retrieved Peter with ease and had returned him to his normal self promptly after. Little did the Mauraders know but Lilly had had a fitful dream last night brought on by Snape, who had been controlling her dreams from his Slitherin dorm. Luckily it had worked and Lilly thought the dream was real, for it had seemed quite real.
"Can't she just get her bloody hands off of him?!" James yelled, smashing his fist down on the table.
"What's wrong with you?" Sirius asked through a mouthful of pancake.
"It's Lilly, she hasn't left Snape's side all morning." James explained.
"Oh. I see how it is..." Lupin said, suspecting jealousy.
Peter took a sip of pumpkin juice before commenting that jealousy was one of natures most powerful curses.
"Oh, just wipe your juicy rott." James shouted at Peter. Peter wimpered, and wiped his mouth on his sleeve.
"'ey, James, cool it. That was uncalled for." Lupin warned James.
"I don't bloody care! I just want Snape to get his greasy self off my girlfriend!" James pouted.
"So what, she's probibally just playing a prank." Sirius concluded.
"You think so?" James asked hopefully, he lightened up a bit.
"Of coarse, why else would she want to touch that slime-ball?" Sirius answered cheerfully.
"Right, it's just a prank." James assured himself. He then noticed the hurt look on Peter's face. "Oh, i'm sorry Peter, i dont know what got into me."
Peter brightened up and smiled, "Oh no need for an apology, i get it all the time."
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 17:32:46 03/01/03 Sat
In the dark of the night, the Marauders (without Peter, lol) crept down the school corridors, coming ever-nearer to the Slyterin house dormatories. James accidently pushed Remus out from under the protection of the invisibility cloak just as they were sneaking past the entrance.

bunches of black eyes and people with breasy hair and a long curving nose turned to stare at him.

"Help--! Guys, I must be hallucinating...they're all Snape!" the poor lonely Werewolf exclaimed, scrambling back towards the nearest exit. After the portrait hole had shut again, it was up to Sirius and James to locate the real Snape...and the Fufu, er, rooster.

That didn't take too long. James muttered a spell to change Peter back just as Sirius burst out from beneath the cloak.

"Spit out the boy!" he proclaimed, in spanish. James did a spooky echo in english, still invisible. They grabbed Peter and ran for their lives towards the portrait hole, trapped in the mob of angry Snapes.

"Remus...!" James cried, just as the three were overtaken by the multitude of angry Snapes. the werewolf was rocking back and forth outside in the corridor, unable to hear a thing due to his recent defness.

The next day, when James...and Sirius and Peter failed to turn up at breakfast, Lily became concerned.

So, apparently, did Cara.

Both cornered Remus on his way to class, and he wondered if it would be better to go face the Snapes than to face the girls.

"Where's James?" LIly demanded.

"And Sirius?" Cara added.

"They've been taken." Remus whispered, eyes darting about for an escape route.

"Taken?"

"By the..." he gulped, "Snape." it was barely a whisper.

"Oh, that's okay, we'll go get them."

And, indeed, both girls stormed into the Slytherin common room, wands held ready, wearing bright cheerful colors with clean flard hair, to offset the black, greasy Snapes.

they would be scarred for life by the scene that they next viewed, and Cara would stop chasing after Sirius and go for Peter (at last!), and Lily would finally fall for James (I've never read anything where she's not fallen for him, even in their first year... what is this scene, you ask? (you'll just hafta write it yourself! rotfl mwhahahahaha ta ta, I'm off to do homework...)
Subject: In the Belly of the Beast


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 17:15:07 03/01/03 Sat
As Sirius, Lupin, and James planned how to free Peter, the poor rooster, Peter, was held captive in Snape's lair. Snape sat in the large comfy green chair that faced the enormous fireplace that took up most of one wall in the Slitherin commonroom. Snape's eyes were focused on the dancing flames, that licked at the bricks in the back of the fireplace, with a menacing stare. In his arms Snape held a terrified Peter/rooster. Snape was stroking the rooster repeatedly almost like some evil pshyco megalomaniac in some action flick (i.e. Ernst Stavlo Blofeld). Loud demonic organ music played from a record that sat beside him.
"Um...Snape what are you doi-" one of his fellow Slitherin asked.
"Silence fool! Can't you see i am starring menacing into the fire? Now you're ruining my scene." Snape snapped (hey it rymes...not really...)
"Oh, sorry." The Slitherin apologize, returning the music up to full volume.
Subject: bird's gone nuts...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 14:54:09 03/01/03 Sat
Sirius smiled weakly. "Oo, it's just Peter trapped there? We can just leave him, can't we?"

Lupin paused to consider this, then shook his head vehemently. "No! We must journey into the depths of enemy territory and rescue him from Snape's greasy clutches!"

*cricket cricket*

James thought, then nodded. "Ok. We'll save him. But he owes us 100 fold for this one!"

"Not like that's new..." Lupin forced a smile.
Subject: *!* Zooomooooooooo


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 13:06:12 03/01/03 Sat
It was quite an odd scene, almost as odd as James ramming himself into pillar 8, that the Hogwarts students witnessed. Lupin tore down the hall in close persuit of a rooster, who was clucking maddly and fluttering just out of Lupin's reach. Somewhere along the way the whole of the Hufflepuff quiddich team joined into the chase and proceded to knock innocent onlookers aside with thier blugger clubs. One girl even claimed her nose was broken and began to bleed perfusely, she was rushed to the hospital wing.
By this time there were at least 30 students, Lupin, and the Hufflepuff quiddich team chasing this lone rooster. As they ran through the halls someone tried to free the bird but ended up turning Proffessor Wattlethorp into a statue, there were no more magical attempts after that.
Suddenly the group of ravinous chicken-chasers came to a screeching hault. THere stood Snape with his arms wrapped lovingly around the rooster, stroking the neck feathers of the rooster. He was smiling at the shivering bird, but when he noticed the mob his face soured.
"Give back the rooster, Snape." Lupin ordered and the mob behind him joined in with simular cries, even though they didn't know that Peter was the rooster.
"No, Lupin, i don't think you yet understand that animals have feelings. You were no doubt going to hurt this poor defenseless rooster." Snape accused.
"No! You don't understand Snape. You don't know what you're getting yourself into!" Lupin tried to reason.
"I think i understand perfectly. You cannibals were about to attack and possibly mame this poor rooster. But i won't allow it!" Snape ended, he turned and walked away, still petting the rooster in his arms.
The crowd who had gathered for the chase let out a dissapointed "aww" and disbanded. For a few moments Lupin stood there in disbelief. Peter was gone...and worse of all, he had been captured by Snape! Suddenly Lupin burst into a run and zoomed up the stairs to the Gryfindor commonroom, where two remaining companions were waiting for him.
"WHat took you so long?" James asked, turning to look at the breathless Lupin, "Where's Peter?"
Lupin could hardely talk, he was so out of breath.
"Peter..." he gasped.
"What?" Sirius and James asked, walking over to lupin.
"Peter's...*gasp* gone..." Lupin finally spit out.
"What?!? Gone?" Sirius asked.
"Where did he go?" James inquired.
"Snape..."Lupin whispered. And the two friends turned a bit pale.
Subject: odd story thingy....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:50:18 03/01/03 Sat
Quietly, he asked Sirius, "Can't we just eat him?"

Sirius gave a grin, but Peter apparently overheard the innocent (ya right) question and attempted to struggle away once more.

"Gah, wait!" Lupin cried as the chicken scrambled away from him. He pushed a lock of hair out of his face and chased Peter. "Get back here, you stupid Fufu, er, chicken!" :p
Subject: Boom


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:16:25 03/01/03 Sat
But as Lupin carried the rooster Peter throughout all of their classes he couldn't help to wonder if Peter would ever return to normal. And it was kind of a fun idea, though they would try their hardest to return him to human form.
Subject: La de da....


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 11:34:34 03/01/03 Sat
As Lupin lifted the Peter-rooster off of a small child's head, he smiled. "You know, there are upsides to you being stuck as a chicken....for instance, I'm sure you would be quite tasty if we were ever to get lost in the Forbidden Forest."

The bird gave an indignant cluck and attempted to flap his way out of Lupin's arms at this suggestion. The werewolf chuckled. "Just kidding, mate. We'll fix you....eventually. You know James is good with this sort of thing...most of the time, anyway."
Subject: The chicken mishap


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 10:58:05 03/01/03 Sat
Peter scuttered around on the stone floor, bobbing his head back and forth like a Fufu. He clucked as if annoyed, but no one could really tell what he was saying. Luckily for the other three they were able to reverse the spell that was in their pumpkin juice before the effects turned nasty.
"There's only one person who could have done this..." Sirius growled.
"Yes. Are you thinking what i'm thinking?" James asked.
And James and Sirius spoke at the same moment, James said,"Gladis" and Sirius muttered, "Snape"
"What?" Lupin inquired, shooting the two an odd look.
"James, just because Peter is in rooster form does not mean you need to sink to his level of brain capacity. What purpose does Gladis have inchanting our pumpkin juice?" Sirius replied.
"Oh...i'm sorry. It must have been Snape then." James corrected himself.
"Right, it was Snape." SIrius agreed.
Lupin picked Peter up off the ground and set him on the table. Peter just continued to bob his head and peck at food on random Gryffindor students' plates.
"Hey! Get off my food!" Yelled an angry Philip, shooing the pultry-form of Peter away. Peter, the bird, squaked loudly and fluttered back to Lupin.
"But what are we going to do about 'im?" James asked, as they eyed the rooster.
"I dont know, i suppose we'll have to leave him like that until we can figure out a counterspell." Sirius decided. And to their amazement the rooster's eyes widened and his 'buck, bucked' something in chicken language that was most likely "No you bloody will not! I can't stay a rooster!"
But it was decided that he would stay in rooster form until they could figure out otherwise. And so the three boys finished their breakfast and returned to their dormatory to get their books.
"Oh god, i forgot Peter." Lupin realised, running back down to the greathall to retrieve the rooster.
Subject: Hey, WWV has nice snacks, er, people!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 10:23:49 03/01/03 Sat
The next morning, the boys' hearing had cleared up, tho Lupin still had a multitude of scratches and Sirius' hand was stuck to his face from with residuale glue from last night's hair-raising (lol) experiences.

In the Great Hall, all four young men were left wondering why their pumpkin juice tasted funny. That question was answered when Peter suddenly dropped out of his chair and turned into a large rooster.

"Why, Peter!" Lupin exclaimed, very amused by the situation. "If you were unhappy with your rat form, you should have told us! we could've helped, you know!"

Peter did not reply, partly because he didn't wish to comment and partly because, as a rooster, he didn't have the ability to move his beak to make the proper sounds.
Subject: Monty Python


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 21:00:00 02/28/03 Fri
James scribbled down a personal note, NOTE TO SELF: VALDWIG NOT GOOD SINGER, EARDRUMS HURT, IF POSSIBLE CAST SPELL TO GET RID OF HIS VOCAL CORDS (like the turkey, but he didnt write that...MOOSE)
The four boys quickly stowed the journal away and were in their beds. To end the night Peter thought it apropriate to whisper 'goodnight' to his friends. But instead, because he was def, he screamed, "GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDNNNNIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!" and that was the final words that the boys said, even as the walls started to shake from the sudden blow of noise and a few small boulders were seen falling from the peaks of the Hogwarts roofs. These bolders were spotted as they came hurtling down, crushing and paralizing several curious elves at the base of the school.
Subject: Werewolfville's getting boring!


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 18:57:34 02/28/03 Fri
Remus smiled overly sweetly at Snape. "Dear boy, we've had quit the night, tho Lily somehow managed to slither her way out of it...probably because she's a girl, hmph. However, we have had a horrible evening and running into you, your Greasyness, really isn't improving any of our moods. So if you could, ya know...skedaddle for the night and come back to torture us in the morning, we'd all be grateful."

Actually, the entire corridor would've been grateful, as (due to his recent loss of hearing) Lupin was shouting every word at the top of his lungs. Bleeding and filthy, he apparently thought he was whispering and hadn't yet noticed his bleeding eardrums.

Snape blinked his great ugly eyeballs several times, then shrugged and wandered off, leaving the boys free to enter their common room.

Before dropping into their beds, the boys decided to quickley write a passage in their journal. Lupin held his wand over the pages and bellowed, "I solemnly swear I am up to no good," because it unnerved him to write a sentence and then not know what is wwas he had just scribble down. He passed the book to James.
(A/N: I really wasn't sure which spell was being referred to earlier, so I wrote the one that makes the Marauders Map work, hope that's all right w/ u lot....)
Subject: snape


Author:
lasagna
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Date Posted: 15:13:55 02/28/03 Fri
as if their nite couldn't get any worse, the boys ran in to snape on the way back to their dormitories.

"well if it isn't the four friends of fickelstein..." (fickelstein is now a word for trouble...it just worked with the letter 'f'.)

"well, if it isn't the great greasy gestapo..." replied sirius cooly...not realalizing that gestapo were police during the holocaust....

"you git!!!!" shouted remus, as he wonked sirius upside the head, "gestapo are...(i'll finish later)
Subject: >;-) Sing!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 14:36:39 02/28/03 Fri
(well thats interesting.)

Generally their dention wasn't too bad. It gave the maurader(sp?) time to think up new pranks and get caught up on their teacher gossup. They always had fun when one of them would slip on the invisibility cloak while the presiding teacher wasn't looking. The teacher would turn around only to find that one of her students had dissapeared. They others would send her on a long chase after the boy who had never even left his seat, only to have the teacher return and have the boy back again. But even such an amusing idea did get tiring.
But on this particular night they were stuck in detention with *Bum Bum BUUUUUUM* Proffessor Valdwig. Vladwig was ready for to take his revenge on the boys and thought up gruelling tasks that each boy was forced to complete individually. James made to measure out one millileter of Rasmas Plasim in each of 497 jars , and you know how hard it is to measure out only one millileter of anything, especailly something as gel-like at Rasmas Plasim that only oozed in chunks. Sirius was made to glue individual hairs on a wooden spoon, but each hair had to be separately placed on the spoon and had to stand up straight and be 1/50 of a centimeter. Lupin was made to pluck quills off of a Spiny Toad, which was both painful and dificult, considering that a Spiny Toad has over a thousand spines. And Peter was made to collect ingredients at the base of the wamping willow.
Now you may think, 'Why are these tasks so bad? They're wizards, why cant they just use magic?' and you're right, except the evil potions proffessor took their wands away just to spite them.
And as if this wasn't torturous enough as James was measuring the oozing gell to no avail, Peter was being beaten by the Wamping Willow (because he couldn't turn into a rat without his wand), Lupin was being poked and prodded by the Spiny Toad, and Sirius was trying to figure out what 1/50 of a centimeter looked like, Proffessor Valdwig began to sing...
May i remind you that Valdwig was a potions proffessor for a reason. It was because he was skilled in the teaching of potions to young impressionable students. Generally you shouldn't creat a proffession out of something if you arent good at it. And that was percisely why Valdwig was a potions proffessor and not a singer -- His singing was HORRENDIOUS! TERRIBLE! EARTH-SHATTERING! UGLY! YUCKY! NO UN-HUMAN! In short, he should have shut up then, but no he continued.
Somewhere between the poking, wamping, gluing, measuring, and the torturous singing(if you can call it that), it occured to James that this was why this classroom was sound-proof. And when that night of brutal punishment ended the boys were def, blistered, brused, hairyandgluy, and confuzled in general. Lame and speachless they wandered back to their dormatory and flopped on their beds, hopping that your hearing would return by morning.
Subject: (!) URL


Author:
Maddi
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Date Posted: 13:34:11 02/28/03 Fri
(I got this idead from a fanfic--it's poorly written and described, so I just rewrote it. the pic is fun, tho)

((go to-- http://www.technoangel.net/marauders/challange-james.html ))

(((and i've got a couple other pranks up my sleeve, so never fear!)))

((((*mutters* this will be fun))))
Subject: I've got a nummy vanilla lolly


Author:
Maddi
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Date Posted: 13:29:56 02/28/03 Fri
(okay, I've got a pic to go with this, but I can't get it here, so you'll just hafta take the URL...)

Sirius walked into the common room, followed by a grinning James, and Remus and Peter, who were lugging a huge box of who-knows-what between them. James sent off a Filbuster Firework to get everyone's attention.

"Hey everyone!" Sirius shouted to finish the job. "We're offering free haircuts! It's not a scam, we just want to help out and get some liveleness back into this prison, er, I mean, school." he said, getting laughs from several Gryffindors. No one approached. "Anyone?" no answer. "Okay, just to prove we're not lying, I'm going to tame James's hair."

Now this was a very interesting spectacle. James sat down in a random chair and Remus threw a blanket over him with a grin that was rewarded with an icy glare. Sirius set to work trimming and cutting and gluing--er, gelling James's hair into place. The head marauder winced as he saw his hair fall to the ground, and he was mutting curses under his breath the entire time. even Lily was watching with interest, she had tried to tame James's hair more than once and failed every time.

"All done." Sirius said, and there was an audible gasp from the rest of the house. James's hair was actually lying flat and neat, as if he had combed it throughly. Remus elbowed Peter, who was sniggering begind his hands.

The rest of the common room rushed to have their hair done by Sirius. Soon Remus got fed up with sweeping up hair and just cast a 'clean up that bloody mess' spell. Sirius also eventually got tired of cutting the hair, and cast a 'fix his/her head' spell. Lily generally avoided the flying siscorss (sp) and didn't get her hair cut at all, giving a knowing look to Peter and Remus.

the entire of Gryffindor house spent most the night congratulating themselves on their new hairdo's. James and the marauders ran to hogsmeade for a butterbeer, giving James time to beat up Sirius for 'chopping up his head'.

the next morning at breakfast, the whole of Gryffindor house was waiting for Sirius to come down to the great hall. When he finally did, there were angry shouts of 'there he is' and 'don't let him get away', James included. Sirius laughed as he surveyed his handiwork...the whole of gryffindor house had flaming pink hair that was standing on end, weather or not they had tried to tame it. Even for James, the look was unnatural.

Lily stood back with Remus and Peter, giving the others time and space to chase SIrius down, who shot them a glare and did his best to evade Cara from within the angry mob.

he was eventually caught and all five of them (Lily too) were given detentions for another month, because they seemed to know what was going on. the headmaster just laughed when the mob apperated outside his office, and set them right with a flick of his wand.

Cara immediately tackled Sirius, who was rescued when Remus and James seized her arms and dragged her off him.

"Oi! bloody hell, what's wrong with you? go chase the quidditch captian or something!" Remus exclaimed, and James slugged him.

"Don't be a prat, I'm the quidditch captian." he said. "Listen, Cary, if we have to brew a love potion we will."

she pouted, blinking at Sirius, who shrugged and cursed her.
Subject: Oo. Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:09:35 02/28/03 Fri
(is hogwarts an 8 year school? i thought it was 7.)

After lunch was finished, The boys headed to their dormotory for a quick marauder meeting.

"You know, I had this idea," said Remus, pulling out a leather book from his trunk.

"Hey, where'd you get that?" asked Peter, takingt he book and turning over and over. "It has no title," he commented as he opened it and flipped through it, "and no writting."

"It's a journal you dolt," said Sirius taking the book and looking it over. "It is, isn't it?" he inquired, hoping he had not been wrong.

"Yes, it is a journal," confirmed Remus, taking back the book. "I was thinking we could record things like pranks and special information. But here's the cool part..." Remus pulled out his quill and ink and wrote on the first page in big, bold letters, "THE MARAUDERS MANUAL". Then, he pulled out his wand and said a spell, his wand pointed at the text.(does anyone remember the spell used to opporate the Marauders Map? that's the word they use, got it? if i had my book i'd type it in, but i'm relying on maddi to do that because im at my grandma's and they don't have a copy...) Instantly the words vanished. The boys erupted into a chors of "Wow"s and "Bloody wicked"s. Peter just gaped at it like it was some miricle.

"So," thoguth James aloud, "when we pull a prank, or find out some just for us information, we write it in there, say the spell, and then only we can read it?"

"What about those invisible message erasers. Won't that reveal what it said?" asked Sirius.

"Nope," said Remus proudly. "I tried it on a piece of parchment, and the eraser won't uncover anything. Pretty neat, eh?"

"Ok then. Is that all for today?" annouced James as he got up to leave.
Subject: >:) Cheese


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 08:01:23 02/28/03 Fri
(Ok, you people have gone melted! How come Cara doesn't remember that Peter is Peter, she clearly saw Peter's face at the quiddich field and called him Peter. WHY WOULD SHE FORGET?!?!?)

Cara skipped out of the greathall, leaving the boys at their table. Had Cara gone batty or was she in love with Peter, or was it Joe? It was a confusing and odd predicament, but Sirius was glad to have Cara elsewhere.
"Your sister is crazy. Can't she like transfer to another school or something?" Sirius asked.
"No, this is the only school in greater Britain. And plus she's in her 6th year, she'll be out of our, or should i say your, hair in two years." James answered.
The three friends sat down at the table to enjoy a lunch of grilled cheese, salad, and of coarse the optional desert.
Subject: there's more


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 07:01:20 02/28/03 Fri
Cara approached the table that they were working at.

"Hey, where's you're friend, that Joe kid?" she asked.

"Joe?" Sirius and James repeated, puzzled. Remus gave them a knowing glance and mouthed 'Peter'. They nodded simultaneously and said, "oh, Joe!"

"He's out at Hogsmeade." Remus stated, and Cara grinned.
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 06:58:06 02/28/03 Fri
Sirius then proceeded to take out his own wand, nad effectively put a leg-locker curse on Cara. He edged away from her when she fell over and pushed Peter towards her groping fingers.

"Here, consider it a favor." he said, and left with James and Remus for lunch.

Peter, the poor lad, nearly wet himself at being left alone with Cara in this manner. He quickly preformed the counter-curse after giving Sirius ample time to escape to the other side of the school.

"Thanks, er...what was it again?"

"Joe." Peter muttered. Cara nodded and smiled. She went to join her brother at lunch.

"Cara, you moron, leave Sirius alone and help me pass Arithmancy." James commanded. Seeing this fail, he bribed, "if I pass, I canhook you two up." Cara immediately set to work completeing his homework for him.

"James!" Sirius exclaimed.

"Oh, opps, do you have a girlfriend this week?"

"Yes!"

"Sorry, mate." James said, grinning. "I could run interferance, if you'd like."

"No, you're out on a jaunt with Lily almost every other night....couldn't ask such a tremendous favor like skipping a date..."

James slugged him.
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:51:44 02/28/03 Fri
"Impedimentia!" James shouted, attempting to freeze Cara, the spell hit Sirius instead.

"Ahh! No! James you pudding brain!" Sirius shouted as Cara slowed to a jog towards him.

"Aww, just having a little fun," James replied with a poutty face. Finally he gave in and unfroze his friend while warding off his sister with his wand.
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 06:44:22 02/28/03 Fri
James sighed.

"Peter, you dolt, those aren't chipmunks...they're the red fire ants I transfigured earlier today...now, if we can just convince LIly to help us, we'll be able to get Snape really good today..."

after, of course, Sirius convinced Lily to help them because James was too busy drooling over her, they all trooped to their next class--defense against the dark arts.

While LIly was busy flirting with Snape, the boys managed to convinvce the multitude of chipmunks to get anywhere near Snape. After a bit, he was swarming with chipmunks, and LIly was trying her hardest to stifle her laughter. James, having no such luck, managed to mutter the transfiguration spell between 'ha's.

suddenly, Snape was crawling with red frie ants, all very upset at being stuck on a dity, greasy kid with rancid robes. He began to dance about, trying to shake them off. Lily began laughing, and Snape finally caught sight of the Marauders.

"POTTER!" he exclaimed, yelping as he was nearly eaten. the DADA professor excorted his to the hospital wing, after shooting a furitave glare at the four giggling boys.

In the hall on the way to lunch, James looked about. "Hey, where'd Sirius go to?" he asked, and Remus shrugged. At that exact moment, they all heard a shout.

Sirius was tearing madly down the hall, scattering people as he went, shouting for James to help him. Close behind him was James's older sister Cara.

"Cary, I think this puts a new meaning on the term 'chase'."
Subject: hey...


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:39:39 02/28/03 Fri
(im not making an actual post, but why did u subtract400? they never subtract 400! more like 200! four hundred will take, like 4 quidtch games to make up! EVIL CHELS!)
Subject: wop


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:13:03 02/28/03 Fri
"Oo look at the chipmunk!" Peter exclaimed at the several chipmunks scurrying around their room.
Subject: finally...


Author:
snape
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Date Posted: 05:13:02 02/28/03 Fri
unforetunately, the boys' next class was with snape...of course this did allow for friendly pranks...they gathered their things, and once more exited the gryfindor tower and made their way towards there defense against the dark arts class...(i'll finish after)
Subject: Wah, it's no paridise in WerewolfVille...


Author:
Fufu the Werewolf
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Date Posted: 05:10:41 02/28/03 Fri
"This sucks," Lupin complained of their predicament. "I hate it when we get caught."

Sirius cocked his head with a daring smile. "We never get caught, Remus. You shouldn't be so meoldramatic."

"I'm not!" he grumbled. "I just do not wish to deal with detention for a good 31 nights. And being shoved away by all of our loyal followers, er, peers, isn't a barrel of monkeys either..."
Subject: Google E E E !


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:06:26 02/28/03 Fri
"Yeah, like my mum's wrath..." Sirius agreed. The few people in the Gryfindor commonroom scowled at the four boys for loosing 400 points for the Gryfindor team. The shunned young wizards climbed solumnly up to their room to gather their supplies for the next class, Defense Against the Dark Arts with proffessor Zerit.
Subject: Hiya! Greetings from Werewolfville


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 05:02:07 02/28/03 Fri
Lupin breathed a sigh of relief. "Well, that was helpful..."

Sirius groaned as they left the office. "Helpful?? We have detention for a month, do you honestly think this is helpful?? There is no way we are going to be able to handle that without breaking?"

Lupin shrugged and muttered, "Squirrel Bludgon" to the Fat Lady's painting. Shooting them a horrible look, she swung open and they stumbled inside, Peter falling flat on his face when he tried to get in.

"We would probably have to deal with something much worse if that old crone had his way," Lupin stated.

"Did you just call the professor 'that old scone'??" Peter demanded as he nursed a now-bleeding elbow.
Subject: Hi


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:07:52 02/28/03 Fri
(i wasn't done, chrissy just wanted me to hurry up so i posted)

"But of coarse not, Gralindul (Valdwig's first name)." Jazzerous defended.
"And i suppose that you are just determining their punishment now, headmaster?" Valdwig sneered.
"Um...yes, i am." Jazzerous muttered, looking at a few papers on his desk, "And i assume you would like to make a recommendation for their disiplinary action, as always."
"Why yes, i do. I think expultion is in order for this offense." Valdwig announced. The boys were shocked and Lupin's jaw dropped for a breif moment.
"Expultion? Grailindul, that seems a bit harsh for a simple prank." Jazzerous attempted to thwart the evil potion master's devious plan.
"I think it is most necisary. In this 'prank', as you call it, these evil boys have caused harm to their fellow students and have endangered us all." Valwig yelled.
"Perhaps detention would be a more suitable punishment." Jazzerous bargened. Peter gulped, either one of these didn't sound good.
"This trick has been played for the first day of every year by these ruffians-"Valdwig started.
"Gailindul! I have made my decision!" Jazzerous boomed, "You four will have nightly detention for one month."
The elderly headmaster tried to give the boys a weak 'Im sorry' smile, but they were distraut with this news.
"And 800 points subracted from Gryffindor!" Valdwig chimed in.
"And 400 points subracted from Gryffindor." The headmaster said warrily. Valdwig flashed an evil glare at Jazzerous before turning and marching back down the stairs.
Subject: Burble Erp


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 18:01:16 02/27/03 Thu
The boys climbed the stairs solumnly. It seemed that again they would dual with Fate and this time they might not come out on top. When they finally reached the top of the winding staircase Proffesor Jazzerous was already waiting for them. He sat in his comfy throne-like chair behind his hand-crafted hard oak desk with the carved faces of gouls in it.
"Sit." Jazzerous beconned to the boys in an icey cold tone, and four gothic darkbrown wooden chairs appeared infront of Jazzerous' desk. The boys obediantly sat. They could tell that they were in for a real thrashing and Peter tapped his foot nervously on the ancient woodenfloor. Even though they had just sat down there were small beads of sweat forming on his brow as punishments flew threw his head. Detention, privilages taken away, extra potions assignments, ever *gulp* expultion from Hogwarts! All these and more gruesome punishments were floating to the top of his small brain, pushed by the bouyant force of his fear.
The other boys sat calmly, Sirius having a stair-down with the old proffessor. But sudden the old man's face softened.
"The old ingredient switch again?" Jazzerous asked, trying to stay focused.
"I'm afraid so sir..."Peter mummbled, looking at the ground.
"Yes, those darn kids, pulling tricks like that. It's about time they find some new tricks. I mean Sna-" Sirius started to creat a story that made them look innocent but the headmaster cut him off with a light wave of his pale wrinkled hand.
"Sirius, Sirius." Jazzerous cooed, "I know it was you who commited this trick. And i know you have done so the first day of every school year for as long as you've been a student here. Do not be mistaken, i am not blind."
"Sorry sir."Sirius appologized.
"I knew you four had done something when i heard Proffesor Valdwig bellowing like a banchie." Jazzerous continued.
"Yes sir, his yell is quite loud." James agreed.
The elderly headmaster smiled weakly at the boys. "So what did you blow up this year?" He asked.
The tention had been broken and the boys grinned at Jazzerous.
"Well all the caldrons exploded. And there was sleeping gas, fire, and slugs!"Sirius exclaimed in detail.
"Yes, sir, but we know it was wrong." Lupin spoke for the first time, glaring at Sirius and James as he said it.
"Well it must have been fantastic-" Jazzerous commented, but was cut off.
"Don't tell me you're incurraging these demonspawn!" hollared Valdwig from the stairwell. The boys jumped in their seats and Peter nearly wet his pants.
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 17:17:50 02/27/03 Thu
(of corse! we are in griffendor, are we not?)

The boys all headed up the hall, pretending that they had never been anwhere near the potions lab, and quickly slipped around a corner while some forth-year Ravenclaws proceded down the hall to the potions classroom. The boys kept a low profile until classtime, when the entered the room casually, like there was nothing out of the ordinary. James took his usual seat next to Sirius and across from Lily, and Peter and Remus took the seats behind him.

Class proceded with the boring opening speach of the potions master, Valdwigs, and then their first lesson, which this year was to make a cure for the burping slugs curse.

And then it happened, all at once, each cauldren either exploded, caught on fire, or spewed sleeping gas out of the bubbles. One even turned into a bowl full of slugs. Fortunately for the boys, they had remembered what to use, and the only thing that they purposly made their culdrens do was burn the potion and bubble over.

Everyone was rushed out of the room, and as soon as Valdwig had fixed the mess, and cured the burnt, sleeping, or terrified students (of coarse, James had for-warned Lily to watch out, and she was fine), he turned his wrath upon the four boys.

"I know you boys, and this happens every year. Now who could have done it? Hm?" inquired the fuming Valwig.

"Gee, I dunno, professer," said Remus sweetly. "Could it have been Snape?"

"SNAPE IS NOT IN THIS POTIONS CLASS!" roared Valdwig. "You boys will go and see Jazzerous. NOW!"

The snickering boys followed the short greasy man to a giant eagle statue, and after saying a password, a giant spiral staircase rose out of the ground and took the 5 people up to the office of the Old febel headmaster Jazzerous.

"Wait here," said Valdwig through clenched teeth as he walked through a door way which lead to the quaters of Jazzerous.
Subject: Story


Author:
Colleen Marie....um, I mean....Fufu
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Date Posted: 15:11:12 02/27/03 Thu
(hey, did any 1 else note the sudden change of colors? r we paying tribute to Griffendor now??)

Lupin smirked at Peter, who was now drooling on his shoes. 'When those start squishing I am going to laugh...' he thought merrily. Peter did not know that Lupin had been aware of his love...erm, obsession for several months now. Naturally, Lupin found it both sick and twisted that anyone could fall for their bast friend's sister, but all's fair in love war, and school-boy crushes.

"People, we really should be getting to class," the young werewolf reminded his friends in his characteristic 'responsible one' way. "Besides," he added with a somewhat nasty (oh, who am I kidding, it was downright evil!) smile. "we have some business to attend to, do we not?"

Known by pretty much anyone who had ever been graced with the good fortune to be placed in the Mauraders' year, the young men had a sort of ritual (but, no, it was not anything to do w/ chickens....only Peter took part in animal sacrifices of any kind, and Lupin was pretty sure they weren't of any relevence to their yearly traditions). No, this was an amusing trick they played year in and year out, on the first day of every potions class. Unfortunatly, they had to be to class early to get it done, and they were just a bit behind schelduale.

Rushing to the empty classroom, the boys crept in, once again forcing Peter to act as lookout for them. Silently, with practiced precision, they carefully poured vial after vial into some glass beakers. Then, very gently, they exchanged each of the ingrediants with one another until no herb was in it's rightful place. Slipping the vials back into their original places, the boys slipped out of the room, high-fiving each other as they went.
Subject: >;-) HopScotch


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:52:48 02/27/03 Thu
(well...that's weird. I guess chrissy was writing while i posted. Sorry...)

The three boys, Sirius Lupin and James, crowded around the girls exchanging pleasant greetings.
"The underwear stunt was great, which one of you thought that one up?" Cara grinned.
"Who's to say it was us?" Lupin asked suspiciously.
"Come now, i wasn't born yesterday, i know what you guys are up to under that invisibility cloak of yours." Cara said.
"She's got us there." Sirius confessed, "I did it."
"Oh did you..." Cara replied sarcastically, looking deep into Sirius' eyes. For a second they held eachothers gaze, but then Sirius broke off and looked at his feet. Peter had been observing the whole scene from a good 10 feet away.
The reason Peter was such a safe distance away was because of his secret crush on James' older sister, Cara. He had loved her sinse the first time he ever layed eyes on her, 1st year. From her dark brown hair to her magical green eyes, to him she was the perfect picture of all things good and true. He worshiped her from afar. And had begun many love-letters to her, that were never sent. But his friends had conviniently not noticed his obsession---erm---love. Now he stood outside of the group, to nervous to come too close to the goddess named Cara.
"Is you friend okay?" Cara asked James in a muted tone as she smiled and waved for Peter to join the circle. Peter widened his eyes at the gesture and his mouth opened up.
"Who? Peter? Yeah, he's always like that." James answered.
It was as if Peter had died and gone to some artificial universe. The one he loved had just waved AND smiled at him, in the same day! Still shocked he wadled over to the little group.
Lilly was playfully tugging on James' hair.
"When are you going to ever get this cut?" Lilly teasingly asked him.
"Hey." he replied, prying her hands off of his hair.
"You know, i could cut it for you." She offered, "My mum's a hair stylist."
James didn't answer he just smiled at her. It was a well known fact that Lilly was from a muggle family. Though some would be prejudice against her because of her family background, Lilly was the sweetest girl that ever graced Hogwarts, to James that is.
As the small group laughed and joked Peter stood starring at Cara, his eyes still wide and his mouth still open. The others didn't really notice, but Cara did.
"What is he doing?" Cara frantically whispered to James, who was to her right.
"Who?" James asked, still smiling at a joke Lupin had just told.
"That Peter kid." Cara answered, glancing back at Peter.
"Um...i'm not quite sure..." James admitted, frowning at the seemingly frozen Peter.
"Ex-excuse me, Peter is it?" Cara said to Peter. As if his transe had been broken Peter sprang back into life.
"Wha-what?" he murmured. But in his head he was excitedly thinking, 'she knows my name! SHE KNOWS MY NAME!!! WOO HOO!'
"Yeah, uh Peter, why were you starring at me?" she inquired, looking at him oddly.
"Oh, what? I didn't mean to stare i'm sorry." Peter apologize. He wanted to come up with something witty, something romantic to say to her. Something like 'I was gazing at the most beautiful creature that has ever graced this earth'. But it would have come out something like, 'Oh, i thought i saw a crow with a hat on over there...'
"Right..." Cara replied, returning to the conversation. But every once in a while she would peer over at Peter and see that he was yet again starring at her.
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:19:56 02/27/03 Thu
"Ahh, good 'ol Nimbus!" James said and he mounted his broom and took off, strait into the air and around the stadium. As the wind blew through his hair, James cleared his mind and concentrated on the fancy moves he had been practicing all summer.

As Jamnes came out of a loop-de-loop, a fimiliar voice called out to him from the ground, "Hey, four eyes! I haven't seen you all day!"

Lilly! thought James as he lowered down to the ground and took off towards the entrance to the field.

"Lilly, how ya been?" said James, giving her a hug and flashing a smile.

"Good, no thanks to you," she replied a bit sarcastically, flashing a smile back.

"Yo hoo! Hey!" called another female voice. It was Cara, James's older sister, who wasn't half bad for a pain in the butt.

Peter shyed away with a stuttered "He-he-hello" while everyone else greeted her warmly. She eyed Sirius a bit more than the rest, but he never did really notice that she always did that when they met in the hall or something.
Subject: Oo. Yoyo


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 12:17:37 02/27/03 Thu
James was an exceptionaly quiddich player. He was the star seeker of the Gryfindor team. His quiddich talent had won games for the Gryfindors many times over. As Sirius, Lupin, and Peter sat lounging on the grass of the quiddich field James soared through the air, spiraling out of the way of angry blungers and diving for the golden snitch.
It was amusing, but it could not replace the void left by a night without pranks. Though his eyes were fixed on the flying James, Sirius' mind was at work configuring an elaborate prank that would take many late nights of preparation. Before he let his friends into the skiem he would need to do a bit of observation.
Finally the whistle blew and the airborn quiddich players decended to the ground, practice was over. The four boys walked somberly back to the main school building. Even when Gemma gave them a pleasant 'hello' they bearly smiled. In short, quiddich was not a good substitution for planks...
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 06:46:59 02/27/03 Thu
After this close encounter with Death, the boys decided not to do anyhting that night. So, instead when they got bored, they went and watched James play quiddich.

(I'll finish later!)
Subject: chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:43:25 02/27/03 Thu
The look of horror on Snape's face was too much for the boys, and they had to restrain their laughter to mere chuckles. James started choaking on a susage link, and Sirius pounded him on the back, only to cause James to turn around and smack him back when he had swallowed the food.

Snape stalked over to them, his face white with embaressment and rage. He pointed a shaky fingure at the four innocent-looking boys. "You... get my... get those down!"

"We didn't put them up there," said James casually, taking a bite of thick fluffy pancakes.

Snape turned wildly to the fast approaching Valdwigs. "Please, I know that they did it! I'm sure of it! I saw them in the common room!"

"In the Slytherine common room? A group of GRIFFENDORS? Snape come with me," replied the pale Valdwogs coldly, dragging Snape out of the hall.

Soon Jazzerous entered, and once he saw the underwear on the celeing, he cast a spell, the underwear disappeared, and then he turned to the marauders.

Peter winced, expecting a lecture to come on, but instead the headmaster winked at them, and turned and walked towards the teacher's table.
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:10:49 02/27/03 Thu
They all trooped into the great hall the next day for breakfast. James yawned, and Sirius gave him a quizzical look--he hadn't returned to their dorms until an extremely early hour of the morning. Remus suddenly began to laugh, and they realized that the dull roaring they had been following to food was really uncontrollable laughter from most of the school.

looking up, the marauders saw that one of the slytherin banners had been replaced with that pair of Snape's undies that James had swiped on their excrusion to the slyytherin huse the night before. there was much congratulations for James, who had spent the night trying to figure out how to hang the revolting article from the ceiling.

"Bloody brilliant!" Sirius exclaimed, getting stares from a few of the students around.

everyone hused as a furious snape burst into the room.
Subject: Fufu's Thing


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 05:08:32 02/27/03 Thu
"We almost got caught guys, you have got to be more careful!" Lupin wrang his hands together and James smirked.

"You're looking like my mother, Remus, stop that before I go into hysteria...again."

Lupin glared. "Not even remotely funny. And Sirius, I'm ashamed of the way you behaved tonight, I--" He covered his mouth in shock. "Dear God, I do sound like Mum!"
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:03:48 02/27/03 Thu
"I think it's time we discovered his true motives..." James said mysteriously, and they began cackling uncontrollably.

only a few minutes later, three boys crammed under an invisibility cloak that seemed to have shrunk over the summer followed one large brown rat. The odd thing about this spectacle was that the rat was walking upright on its hind legs.

"Sirius!" it squeaked. "Watch out, you almost stepped on me--I could see your foot!"

there was much jostling and an odd huffing noise that filled the corridor as the boys attempted to rearrange the cloak. James slugged Sirius, who was trying not to laugh. at that moment, the potions professor, Valdwigs, ran into the hallway.

They quickly went serious and made it into the Slyterin dungeons. Snape was sitting there all by his lonesome in the chilly common room, repeatedly cursing a spider what was running about in front of him. He caught sight of Peter and grinned.

the rat-boy squeaked insanely and tired to dart under the cloak, but ran into Remus's legs, making it look like he was running into an invisible wall. Which, technically, he was. So Sanpe wandered over and cursed Peter, who sprouted a human ear on his back. He reached out to where James, Sirius, and Remus stood and tried to grab the cloak, but to no avail.

Sirius began to chuchle at Snape's confused stare.

"Sirius!" Remus hissed under his breath. "Be serious!"

"But I am Sirius!" he replied, until James elbowed him. They retrieved Peter and set him right. Before they left the dorms, though, James managed to swipe a pair of Snape's undies for a later prank.....
Subject: Fufu


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 04:52:45 02/27/03 Thu
"Thar she blow, fellas!" Peter attempted. The others merely stared at this sad try for humor and the chubby loser shrugged with an emarrassed blush.

Lupin smiled lightly. "That was fun, but I seriously think we need to figure out a way to convince Severus that he does not belong at the Griffendor table, or in the Griffendor common room, or really, anything to do with Griffendor. I'm getting awfully tired of him trying to sneak into to the good guys' areas of peace and quiet. Plus, the bloke hates us, why did he sit with us, acting as if everything was all fine and dandy after we'd hurled him out of a moving train's window???"
Subject: ? Zoombini


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 03:56:37 02/27/03 Thu
(Ok, i think that contradicts some elements of the book. Why would Snape (and Peter?) sit at the Griffendor(sp) table when the books have told us that Snape is head of Slitherin because he was a Slitherin student. I think in the third book it also mentioned that Peter was in Slitherin, but i'm not sure.)

The boys giggled at the slimy first-years and the few prefects that had been caught in the avalanche of green slime. Not wanting to get detention on their first night back, the boys quickly escaped into the twisting and endless hallways of Hogwarts under the safety of James' invisibility cloak. They would return to their Houses when everyone had gone to bed.
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
tokyo
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Date Posted: 19:20:51 02/26/03 Wed
Laughing at past Hogwarts memories and planning their first yearly raid, the boys all headed towards the Griffendor table. The teacher's were all in their seats, awating the arival of the first-years. James sat impaiently, wating for the ceremony to be over, so as he could pull out his invisibility cloak, which had probably gathered dust over the time it had to remain in his trunk all summer. Remus saw his anxioty, and winked. He, being the voice of reason, was never really impatient, and therefor was not at all in a hurry to end this long awaited feast.
Finally, the first-years filled into the room, and the boys could do nothing but scoff at the amazment in the young children's eyes.
The headmaster, Gregorious Jazzerous, whom looked like a prune with an extremely long beard, stood up and immediately the room fell silent. He gave his speach, the first-years were sorted, and then the food was served.
It was a bueatiful feast, and the boys, even Sirius and James, knew better than to play ANY kind of trick to mess up the opening ceremony. After everyone had their fill, the prefects lead the first-years out first, and then the rest of the students were free to go. On the way to the portrait of the Fat Lady, James stopped everyone.
"Wait," he said.
"What?" said Peter thoughtfuly.
"Peter I think your loosing it," said Sirius with a stern look, "now lets go!"
"No stop!" said James pulling them all to the side out of view.
A group of second-years were approaching the portrait. They said the password, and as soon as they all entered the doorway to the common room, there was a loud "POP!" and the entire group ran out, screaming and covered in green slime.
The boys doubled over in laughter. "That was briliant!" cried Sirius whiping tears from his eyes.
"Not good... not... good... at all!" said Remus, gasping for breath in result of incontrolable(sp?) laughter.
Subject: >:) Frooble


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 16:28:32 02/26/03 Wed
"Oh my goodness..."Peter said as he servayed his friends who were in mis-matched robes and their hair was fluffy from removing their muggle shirts, that is except for Snape who's hair was always quite greasy and flat on his head. Snapes customary hair sometimes made people wonder if he bathed, and no one really knew the answer...
They all gathered by the window and watched as the train the distant towers of the gothic ancient school came closer and closer. Even from so far away they could see the little yellow light that poured from each window in the building, and they could imagine the floating candles and sky-ceiling that decorated the great hall. It was only now that their stomaches grumbled hungrily when they thought of the delicious meal that would be awaiting them in the greathall. And each one couldn't wait to cuddle up in their warm beds that night and sleep peacefully in their Houses knowing that in a sense they were again at their second home. But of coarse they couldn't wait to play tricks on the first-years, that was always fun. Especailly with James' invisibility cloke, they would really put a fright into them (is that a british saying?).
The Hogwarts Express slowed to a slow crawl and moved carefully towards the platform. Within a few seconds the train had completely stopped and the boys quickly exited their compartment and, after squezing back through the seemingly endless coradoors, stepped down the few metal steps and other to cold stone pavement of the Hogwarts platform.
The night was chilly, but it didn't fase the eager young pupils in the least. Young first-years crowded in a hord to the far right, they looked scared and separate, their eyes open wide to take in all the sites. Sirius, Snape, James, and Lupin stood together, just watching the other wizards and witches, when they heard a muffled "thunk". They turned around to find their poor friend, Peter, flat on the ground, his rabid cat clawing at his head.
"Get off, Mr. Poofers, get off." Peter pleaded with the menasing cat, but Mr. Poofers didn't heed his master's cries and continued to pull out Peter's hair.
Snape smirked at the pitiful sight and half-whispered to James, "If he can't even fend off a cat he won't be able to do anything in Dualing Club."
James didn't share Snape's amusement and walked forward to bat the deranged Mr. Poofers off of his nearly-scalped friend. The cat hissed at James, it's eye, the only one that worked, glowed a bright yellow. James helped Peter up and the group stood together trying to decide how to fix the cat, and Peter's head. But it was decided that they would leave the cat and allow Peter's hair to grow back normally.
"First years, first years. Over here first years." boomed the familair voice of Gemma, the game warden (or whatever Hagrid is), from the other side of the platform. All the first-years flocked to the thin woman like anxious sheep to their shepard and Gemma went into her yearly speach about how they were going to get across to Hogwarts. The group of friends didn't pay this speach much mind, and talked among themselves.
Although Gemma was thin and looked incapable of being a warden/grounds keeper the boys could not be fooled, they had seen her tackle that Hell Bear (excuse the term) that they had accidentally teleported into the building last year. Ever sinse then Gemma had been teaching them a little bit about the dark arts, which she dabled in. They all remembered back to when she had slipt them out of the building one night and led them deep into the woods to hunt for a wolf that had been attacking students. But they never found a wolf, instead they terried deep into the Dark Forest and found what appeared to be a giant spider, but they never talked about that as to not upset Peter. But they all remember how fast Peter has ran from that spider, it chased him almost to the edge of the woods, believe it or not.
Finally they were beconned towards the lake. After they paddled over in their own boat, they walked the short distance to the front entrance of Hogwarts. Once inside they were surrounded by the familiar house-members and peers. The ever-annoying Gladis snorted deeply and attempted to tell them all her wonderous bagpipe experences that she had had over the summer, between snorts.
After escaping from Gladis they piled into the greathall...(i dont remember who is in what house so i'll stop here)
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:47:50 02/26/03 Wed
Soon the School was in sight, and the boys started to get together their things. Sudden;y, they all remembered that they had not changed into their robes and frantically tried to change, which was succesful except for the fact that James ended up with Peter's robe, which was too short and too wide, and Remus had Snape's pants which were too small and too long.
Subject: *!* Wow...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 13:25:49 02/26/03 Wed
(wow, it really took me that long to type that? I started typing when it said "Lupin frowned..." and you guys posted like 4 or 5 messages between then and when i posted. Geeze! So sorry it doesnt really follow the plot line...)
Subject: >:) And it was all yellow...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 13:21:06 02/26/03 Wed
(Oops, i did mean to say Snape, im sorry, it's my stupid fault)

Though Snape was cold-hearted the 4ish friends had learned to accept him. He had his good points, but wasn't about to show them any time soon. In short, Snape was a child prodegy when it came to illegal spells and potions and his talents had aided them in many a late-night mission to the pastery kitchen.
As the 5 boys sat in their cozy train compartment, sufficated by the potent smell of chocolate that radiated from Lupin, who still sat munching on his sweets, the Howarts Express steemed through the countryside with no sign of slowing. They all knew that it would take them several more hours to finally reach the magical Hogwarts Station.
Peter looked out the window for a while, but he soon became nausiouse(sp?) and was forced to run to the bathroom.
"Was he saposed to turn that green?" Sirius asked and they all chuckled kindheartedly.
When Peter finally did return he was looking less ill and resumed his seat beside the window. The sun was still quite high in the moderatly cloudy sky and every once in a while a mythical creature could be spotted as it peered carefully out of the thick woods that lined the Hogwarts Express train track, but these sightings were few and far between.
"Is that a gnome?!?" Peter exclaimed, jumping up from his seat and pointing wildly at an invisible something.
"There's nothing there..."James muttered.
"Oh no, it's happening again. I think i'm going to be ill..." the destraut Peter groaned, fleeing once again to the convienent(sp?) Hogwarts Express bathroom.
The other boys had slumped into positions on the soft red velvet seats that lined two walls of the cramped compartment. Lupin read from his Daily Prophet (ha! I finally understand it! The title of the newspaper that is...) and seemed ubsorbed with the story while James stared blankly at the moving picture of a flying pig that was beside the title, "Muggles discover pigs can fly, what took them so long?". Snape thumbed through a DarkArts book that he had bought with the remnants of his allowance. Sirius had been looking thoughtfully out the window but soon grew board. He turned away from the window and opened his satchil to procure a muggle newspaper. The others stopped their separate activities and gaped at Sirius.
"What-where'd you get that?" ask a stunned Snape.
"My owl...i'm afraid he doesn't remember which paper i read any more. I should really get a new one, Werd is really getting too old." Sirius admitted.
The boys returned to their reading materials and Peter sleepily entered.
"I don't feel so well. Do any of you know any spells that will cure an upset stomach?"Peter asked. The others didn't answer right away.
"I do, but last time i tried it i made my little brother cough up slugs for a week..."Lupin anounced.
Peter rinkled his nose and muttered, "I'll be okay".
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:21:00 02/26/03 Wed
James stretched his arms and layed down, taking up an entire seat and having to put his feet in Sirius's lap. "I dunno about you guys, but I'm beat. 'Night."

As soon as James began to snore, Sirius and Remus silently snickered and decided to stuff a bunch of chocolate frogs in James's shirt, but as soon as they approached him, he opened his eyes and shot up. "You think I don't know you guys by now?" he said, eyeing them and laughing.

The laughing must have been contagous because fo rthe next 15 min thats all the boys could do.
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 13:13:20 02/26/03 Wed
Sirius and James stuck their heads out the window of the train and stared at the furious Snape, who was clutching the side of the train and grinding his teeth at them. His greasy hair was whipping about, and Sirius yet again began to laugh. James turned to him.

"What, have you been hit with a giggling charm?" he demanded, only causing poor Padfoot to laugh harder.

"Come now, Snuffles--"

"Snuffles?!" Sirius repeated, enraged.

"--we've got to help the wittle Slyt-er-in back into the trainy-wainy." James finished.

"Snuffles? Snuffles!" Sirius was still ranting. Remus took his arm and attached it to Snape's robes.

After much tugging, pulling, and laughing--along with a few curses and hexes--they managed to pull Snape back into the train. And it was a good thing, too, because it was getting dark and Snape in all his black with his black hair and black eyes would have been impossible to see.

so the marauders stunned him and stuffed him into a trunk at random. they returned to their compartment and wondered about what they were going to do next... (hint, hint, get a move on, authors!) ((don't hurt me!!))
Subject: Chrissy


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:55:49 02/26/03 Wed
James suddenly came up with a good idea. He raised his wand and signaled for Sirius and Remus to do the same. Peter was so horribly weak that it wouldn't matter if he helped out anyways.

All of the sudden, and eruption of spells emerged from the wands of the three wizards.
"RICTUSEMPRA!"
"TARANTALLEGRA!"
"IMPEDEMENTIA!"
"REDUCTO!"
"PETER! YOU IDIOT!" Sirius roared while Snape first started laughing, dancing, and then fell limp to the ground, only to then wisk away around the corner to the side of the compartment.
"Is that the ONLY spell you know? Have you learned NOTHING?!" shouted James.
"Well," said Peter sheepishly, "I can turn into a rat..."
"Guys! Shut up!" Remus said, "Now, Peter, where did Snape go?"
Remus and Peter disappeared around the corner. Then the boys in the compartment heard a door open, close, Remus shout "FINITE INCANTATEM!"
Subject: Maddi (sp?)


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 12:28:35 02/26/03 Wed
Only a few minutes later, Sirius caught up with the rest of them. (I'm assuming you stuck his name in that post pourposely, Chels...there's no way you could confuzzle Sirius with Snape...)

Knowing that Snape knew more curses than the whole of Gryffindor tower put together, the marauders avoided a fight for as long as they could, but it was inevetable...

"I opened my mouth to speak and forgot what it was I was going to say..." Peter proclaimed curiously.

"That's because you're a mudblood." Snape said officiously.

"Am not!" Peter replied. "No, wait..."

"You're not." James confirmed. Sirius was yet again cackling at his friend's absent-mindedness, and was yet again whacked upside the head by James.

"I could bite him." Remus offered, and the others shook their heads.
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 12:05:04 02/26/03 Wed
Lupin frowned more deeply. "Severus, that is a terrible offense....you must really like going to Hogwarts to risk that."
Subject: Hey? Is that Snape?


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 10:53:23 02/26/03 Wed
"What's that all about?" said James, snatching the paper and flipping to page 2.

"Huh, some genious finally broke through those silly little knomes," said Snape from the door way.

"Gah!" shouted James, nearly falling out of his seat, papers flying everywhere. "How'd you get here?! The train left the station 15 min. ago! No one could have gotten here..." he paused and glared at Snape. "You teleported here! That's Illeagal! No one our age can or is allowed to do that! I could report you!"
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 10:25:54 02/26/03 Wed
When the sweets cart finally rolled around two hours later, Lupin had completely forgotten about his doubts. He bought as many snacks as his low level of money would allow, including the promised frog for Peter, and began joivally stuffing his face.

Looking over, his friends wondered how he could eat so much during a bumpy train ride. Peter was already looking quite ill and he waved the chocolatey goodness away. Shrugging, Lupin attempted to pass it off on each of his friends. Ultimately, only Sirius would risk shoving it into his mouth.

Lupin then pulled out a battered copy of the Daily Prophet, the one his owl, Flippy, had brought him earlier that morning, all crumpled from being in a talon-death-grip. The front page's headline screamed "Break-in at Gringotts! Read more on pages 2, 3, and 6!" He frowned.
Subject: >;-) Mromp


Author:
Peter P.
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Date Posted: 10:18:11 02/26/03 Wed
"You know he's really going to get us for that trick, James." Peter informed them. They traveled down the narrow hallways of the train, every once in a while stopping to check if a compartment was taken. Finally the four young wizards found a suitable compartment and piled in.
"Did your Mum give you money for the sweets cart?" Peter asked, checking his pockets. He frowned and then pulled the inside of his pocket out to reveal a hole in the lining.
"Awwww." He moaned, "That was my summer savings, a full 20 sickles."
The other boys laughed at Peter. The poar boy just just gave a little wimper and returned his pocket to normal. But Lupin, being the good friend that he was, restrained his laugher and patted the disapointed Peter on the back.
"It's okay Peter, i'll buy you a chocolate frog." Lupin offered. Peter immediately smiled and brightened up. He sat by the window, grinning at the platform where Sirius still stood stuck to the floor. It almost made Lupin think that Peter had never had the saposed 20 sickle to begin with...
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 10:03:04 02/26/03 Wed
"This is too excellent," Lupin howled as he doubled over in laughter. "Here's one to remember, blokes!"

The others stared. "Bloke?!"

He hung his head and combed his fingers through tousled blond hair."Sorry...."
Subject: The ever clever James Potter


Author:
Chrissy (the ever clever James)
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Date Posted: 06:54:17 02/26/03 Wed
James shook Peter by the shoulders, trying to get him off the poor young witch. "Peter, It's all right! Snape," he turned to glare at Snape, who had found his real friends and was laughing a very evil laugh, "was playing a stupid trick on you. See," he pulled out his wand and corrected the poor ink drenced cat, "all better!"

"Can we please board the train?" complained Lupin. A conductor's whistle blew in the distance.

"One minuet," said James pointing his wand at the unsuspecting Snape. Muttering a spell under his breath, Snape found that his shoes had been melted to the floor. Snape flailed his arms wildly to keep balance while the four boys boarded the train, doubling over with laughter.
Subject: >:) Trinidad


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:12:20 02/26/03 Wed
"Wha-what?!?! WHere'd you take Mr. Poofers?!?" Peter exclaimed, he turned rabidly on the little girl.
"Give up the cat, little girl!" he accused, his eyes opened wide in exasperation.
The poor little girl wet her pants and muttered something like "God save the queen.", which was completely irrelivant.
"Give him to me now!" peter yelled at the innocent little girl.
The girl wimpered and the mother smacked Peter over the head with her heavy leather suitcase.
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 05:11:33 02/26/03 Wed
"Oh,"Lupin said, looking quite confused. "Where did you come from..."
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:10:24 02/26/03 Wed
Being the fun-loving moron that he was, Sirius slipped his wand from his pocket and turned 'Mr. Poofers' into a large pink teakettle. James whacked him upside the head when Peter began to wail...

"My poor Poofers!" he cried for the whole platform to hear. Remus stuffed his fist into Peter's mouth.

"Shut up you moron." he commanded.

"And you, put the cat right." James told Sirius.

"If you say so..."
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 05:08:22 02/26/03 Wed
After a moment,Lupin asked, "Where's Mr. Poofers?"
Subject: >:) Hop Skinp and a Jump


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 05:07:48 02/26/03 Wed
"Oh bother!" Peter exclaimed, staring down at this ink-stained robe. "Not again!"

But it had happen again, Peter had spilled his economy-sized ink bottle. The cat sat wildly meowing beside the ink-drenched Peter. It's grey fur twisted into tattered knots around it's head.
"Oh shut up, Mr. Poofers" Peter hissed at the cat.
"Mommy, he has a cat" a random wizard girl informed her overworked and tired mother, pulling on her mother's green robe sleeve.
Subject: snape


Author:
snape
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Date Posted: 05:06:48 02/26/03 Wed
being the crazed man...er...boy that snape was, he decided to play a harmless little trick on peter..he took his cat and slipped away, to the cboose of the large train. he simply tied the cat to the caboose and with lightning speed he raced back to his "friends" with an evil grin on his face...
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:05:44 02/26/03 Wed
James and Sirius began to snigger uncontrollably...
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 05:05:11 02/26/03 Wed
"Of course!" Lupin replied merrily. "It's what we live for!"
He paused. "Then again...let's try not to get in too much trouble, please...."
Subject: Maddi


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:03:43 02/26/03 Wed
Sirius grabbed his three friends by their cloaks and dragged them onto the Hogwarts Express.

"Well, are we still out to break that 'most detentions in a year' record?" he asked.
Subject: Story


Author:
Lupin
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Date Posted: 05:02:14 02/26/03 Wed
Unfortunatly, Peter chose to appear at that moment, lugging a large bag and a very angry cat after him.
Subject: Sirius


Author:
Maddi
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Date Posted: 05:00:59 02/26/03 Wed
"Come a long now, Prongs, before you hurt yourself..."
Subject: sanape


Author:
sanape
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Date Posted: 05:00:00 02/26/03 Wed
"well well well...what have we here..."
Subject: Thromp


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 04:59:37 02/26/03 Wed
It was, as James had suspected, it was the day that the Hogwarts Express was due to leave Platform 9 3/4 full to the brim with interesting young wizards and witches. But, as the dim-witted James didn't know, he was ramming into the wrong pillar.
Most of his friends had gathered around the battered Hogwarts student to aid him in his fruitless attempts to enter the 8th pillar. Only one of his friend was missing that RAT, Peter Pettigrew. No literally, he was a rat, sometimes...
But perhaps that was for the best. To be perfectly honest, no one really enjoyed Peter's company. He seemed self absorbed, which he was, and wasn't generally liked by his fellow wizard peers.
Subject: Story


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 04:59:23 02/26/03 Wed
Lupin merrily bopped Sirius over the head with his owl cage. "Nice to see you again, Padfoot," he said meaningfully.
Subject: i really dunno...


Author:
Maddi
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Date Posted: 04:59:07 02/26/03 Wed
"Old boy?" Sirius Black repeated, cringing. "You've been talking with the muggles again, haven't you?"

"Maybe..." Remus hung his head.
Subject: Story


Author:
Fufu (lupin)
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Date Posted: 04:57:04 02/26/03 Wed
Lupin laughed. "You're such a moron sometimes James, old boy."
Subject: Sirius


Author:
Maddi
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Date Posted: 04:55:49 02/26/03 Wed
A boy about the same age jogged up to them.

"Oy! James you idiot, that's platform eight, not nine or ten!"

"Oh."
Subject: A skip away from the begining...


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 04:54:01 02/26/03 Wed
"Is he on something?" a concerned muggle onlooker asked from his step perch.
Subject: Lupin


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 04:52:53 02/26/03 Wed
Remus Lupin frowned as a tall young man with jet black hair plowed his trolley into a wall repeatidly. Jogging over, he poked the teen in the shoulder and grinned,"James, what are you doing? Do you have a problem with the wall? Shall I kill it for you?"
Subject: In the begining...


Author:
Chrissy
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Date Posted: 13:36:54 02/25/03 Tue
The rain fell steadill outside of the train station. Many people stared curiously at the situation taking place infront of them. A young boy, about 14 years old by the name of James Potter, was raming himself repeatedly agint the brick piller between platforms 9 and 10.
"I don't get it!" he said to himself. "I could've sworn that today was the departure date for the Hogwarts express!" He rubbed his brused head and scuffed the floor. Turning to leave, James spotted some of his school friends and waved sheepishly.
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