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Subject: how long ago was this?


Author:
maddi
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Date Posted: 16:16:58 08/16/04 Mon
well, i went on a marauders binge a few months ago and decided that I would post the start of the fic I was going to write here instead of posting it bit by bit through IM since YIM seemed to be acting up that day.

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Subject: random...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:31:32 07/28/04 Wed
(so confused. are we actually working on this again, or did you just feel the need to post?)

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Subject: fanfic challange


Author:
maddi
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Date Posted: 12:17:24 07/28/04 Wed
When a lake isn’t cared for properly for quite some time, a series of things can happen to it. First, it can become a junkyard of sorts for all kinds of magical creatures. Second, it can build up a fair amount of slime and smelling-muck stuff. Third, it becomes a wonderful place for prank-pulling and the dumping of unconscious bodies.

James sputtered and flailed about as soon as he hit the cold lake water. In this process of becoming a fish, he efficiently coated himself with lake slime.

Snape giggled, a noise akin to the chittering of an angery squirrel, and scampered off towards the castle.

James, cursing to himself and realizing that he would die over his own stench if he didn’t get to a shower fast, ran as quickly as possible in wet shoes after Snape.

He ran smack into Sirius.

“Wow, were you rolling in dead animal again?” Sirius asked quite seriously, backing away.

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Subject: good...I was hoping something like this would happen. *rolls eyes*


Author:
fuf the annoyed
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Date Posted: 14:42:27 05/26/04 Wed
Fufu ignored Madison entirely, for she was a human, not a waffle, and thus her fate was not sealed. Instead, she sat in the corner and cried for a while because she was both annoyed with the world and depressed. Then she got up and hit Peter over the head with a very large branch for a while.

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Subject: bwa hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Author:
god, master of all of your deer!
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Date Posted: 07:17:51 05/26/04 Wed
maddi suddenly began to cackle. for a moment, the waffles had hope. and then there was only waffle carnage, because the supreme god began stuffing the tasty breakfast food rapidly into her mouth.

"here, deer god, you can have some too!"

turning, she shoved even more waffley goodness into christine's mouth. and then she stopped.

"i'm gonna eat you too, because i'm irritated with you right now." she decided, glaring.

"w...what?!" chrissy exclaimed.

maddi didn't respond. she just ate the offensive waffle.

"now i am truly the supreme god, even over that waffle-antler-minion!"

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Subject: I'm gonna regret this...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 13:58:52 05/23/04 Sun
(Chrissy, don't let this come back to bite me in the butt)
Sirius: If you say "Dear God", it sounds like "Deer God". That would mean that James is the God, and not you. ^^
James: I like this person. *grins*

Sirius: No, that makes him a lesser god that has to answer to me. *evil laughter*

Remus: *sigh* Sure, give him a chance to inflate his over-large ego even MORE.

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Subject: gr....evil maddi


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:12:43 05/17/04 Mon
"MADISON, DON'T YOU DARE COME *NEAR* ME WITH THAT FORK!" lauren bellowed as she rolled off the table. She captured a random wand and turned back into a human.

Madison pouted. "Stop ruining my fun, you silly stag!"

Chrissy scowled. "She's not the stag, I am!"

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Subject: heh


Author:
GOD! GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD!
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Date Posted: 05:13:13 05/05/04 Wed
"stay still, silly waffle. I ate you once, I can eat you again."

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Subject: Save me


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:11:31 05/05/04 Wed
"NOT AGAIN!" Fuf screamed as she tried to roll her waffle body away. Lupin frowned to the best of his ability.

"What's happening?" he asked nervously.

Fufu smirked. "You seem to be asking that question a lot lately." Then she was forced to do a breakfast food duck and roll to avoid Madison's fork of DOOM.

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Subject: cheeze wiz makes alot of sense right now...


Author:
GOD, i am your creator
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Date Posted: 05:05:48 05/05/04 Wed
having taken possession of the marauders, God decided to kill two birds with one stone. Or two marauders, or a muffin and a marauder, or two muffins. any way you look at it, she decided to kill off two people at once, and you can't stop her because she created you.

"hmm...I could use some heavy metal for this" she thought. "always better to destroy things to loud headbanging music..."

pulling her retarded CD player out of Sirius' pocket, she pressed the 'play' button.

OPEN

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she screamed, chucking the retarded excuse for technology at Fufu/Remus. "you--will--be--waffles!" she exclaimed, in a fit of rage.

surrounded by the breakfast food, she had no choice but to eat...

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Subject: STOP THE MADNESS


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:56:46 05/05/04 Wed
"What is HAPPENING to our world???" Lupin screamed at total random. Sirius patted his shoulder.

"I'm sorry, but you're such a tasty little waffle..."

"WHAT!?!"

Sirius shook his head and tried to say something else, but instead of his normal voice, the booming tones of Maddi speaking through a loudspeaker burst forth from his throat:

"I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY GOD OF THIS STORY! ALL WILL OBEY ME, AND THAT MEANS YOU, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE MARAUDERS!"

Lupin tried to speak next, but found his voice replaced with the soft one belonging to his alter-ego.

"Maddi," he/she soothed, "leave them alone. This story was and still is about them and we cannot screw that up."

James hopped in next, using the voice of Chrissy. "Fuf's right," she/he said quietly, so as not to provoke the "God"s wrath. "We should get back to them and stop destroying their world."

"SILENCE, INSOLENT ONES!" bellowed Maddi/Sirius. "I AM IN CONTROL OF THIS STORYLINE AND IF I SAY 'TURN INTO A YUMMY WAFFLE' YOU WILL DO SO! IF I SAY 'THE MARAUADERS ARE SMALL BUGS ON WHOM WE MAY STOMP', IT WILL BE SO! AND IF I SAY 'ALL BASKETBALL PLAYERS MUST DIE', IT SHALL BE--"

"Wait!" screamed Lauren hysterically, forgetting that she was supposed to be the quiet voice of reason. "Madison, don't do it! It-it'll kill me! And half of my friends! Don't utter those words!"

Madison/Sirius thought about it for a moment. "Ok," she replied at last. "But that's only because I am a benevolent god." She/he grinned.

"Rrright," Lupin/Lauren replied, breathing a sigh of relief.

"Cheeze whiz," Peter spoke up randomly, finalising the possession of all four Marauders by their Muffin counterparts. Since all Chels has been doing of late is posting nonsense sentences, we'll just have to assume she's the one who took over Peter's body. And was making him walf toward a cliff at very high speeds...

"No!" yelled James, regaining control of his body and tackling Peter away from the cliff. That done, he shook an angry fist at the heavens. "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! NO ONE CONTROLS ME!"

"Wrong," Maddi said ominously as she left Sirius.

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Subject: arg!


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 04:15:19 05/05/04 Wed
marry had a little lamb...

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Subject: yes


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 15:39:33 05/04/04 Tue
CEDAR RAPIDS!

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Subject: heh


Author:
maddi
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Date Posted: 04:52:12 05/04/04 Tue
*Maddi's psychic powers*

you're being eaten, silly waffle. Now stop wriggling and stay still, I'm getting syrup in my acursed blonde hair.

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Subject: AHHHHHHHHHHH!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:11:26 05/03/04 Mon
*In the mind of the Fufu (Oh c'mon, you've always wanted to know what goes on in here)*
Oh God...what...what happened? One minute Chels is asking about waffles and then...nothing. Oh God. Something's wrong. I can't...I can't see! Ag, everything's gone balck! There's only one explanation...

I'VE GONE BLINDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! *cries* NOOOOOO!!!! I'M FAR TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!

*gasp gasp, pant pant, sob sob* Ok, ok, I'm done. Now. How to get out of---AUUUGGGG! What the hell is this sticky stuff? What....MADISON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? I'm...covered in....MY ARMMMM!!!!!!!!! *arm area gets sawed off with a large object* Where is it going?? I need that arm, darn it! GIVE IT BACK!!!

Ok, Lauren, ok. Breathe. Relax. 2 plus 2 is 4, Buffy dies twice, and the entire plotline, Jesse/Lestat romance included, of QotD is an elaborate fanfic. These are the things I know. Now that that's been established...WHY AM I SUDDENLY STICKY AND ARMLESS???

*weak scared voice and weak scared puppy expression* What's happening to me?

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Subject: it shouldn't--how long have you known me??


Author:
GOD! GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD!
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Date Posted: 15:00:10 05/03/04 Mon
<*bobs head to Lestat violin music* heh, I have something none of the rest of you do!>

Yes, you guessed right. Lauren had been turned into none other than a GIANT WAFFLE!

The God of the Muffins stared at her masterpiece, mouth watering in a cartoon fashion.

"Oh God--er, geez--she's going to eat Lauren! Someone--oh, we're too late! the carnage, the canaballisem, the betrayel! we have nothing to do but obay her every whim and run to meet her every command! oh, how we miss the fufu! I remember the good old days when she was but a hatchling...yes, with the purple fur and the feathered toes. oh, woe is me--"

"you done yet?" the waffle asked coyly, giving Chels one of her raised eyebrow looks.

"Okay," Chels said quietly. "You're fine being a waffle?"

"Yeah--"

"Hey...waffles don't talk...damn my faulty magic!" and with that, the God of the Muffins turned Lauren into a waffle--a REAL waffle. the sort that falls over on a plate and soaks up syrup and butter. "Mmmm..."

"Ack! She really is EATING Lauren!" Chelsea exclaimed.

--ten minutes later--

"BBBBBUUUUUUURRRRPPPPP!" Maddi said, taking a moist towelette and wiping the waffle remains off her face.

A short distance away, chelsea and christine were cowering behind one another. "The...carnage..."

"Now...bring me my chair, my Lestat, and...how about one of you plays the guitar while the other sings 'mary had a little lamb' repeatedly?"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--*gasp*--ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

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Subject: Madison, my friend, your insanity amazes me


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 07:42:10 04/15/04 Thu
Fufu shook herself again. "Stop with the bloody spell!" she snarled. "It's not going to work on me, ok??"

Maddi shrugged, still battling with her bandanna. "Well, then, I obviously must do something to distract you. I won't let you corrupt the others." And with a wave of her wand--POOF.

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Subject: *sniggers* I love this story, I really do.


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 18:29:23 04/14/04 Wed
*bobs head to zelda music*

"I can explain," Maddi said to Fuf. "It's simple, like...Flep-een-dough,"

she relaxed again, her three servants rushing to bring her a milkshake and the lazy boy that they had painstakenly owl-ed to themselves.

"yes, this feels right. I'll just have to put the spell on fuf twice and then everything will be okay,"

that was when her hair decided it wanted to join the olympics from chelsea's post.

"damn you hair!" maddi exclaimed, resolutely stuffing it all under a bandana.

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Subject: *snickers* Oo, nice try


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:37:04 04/07/04 Wed
"Of course, oh benevolent one," Fuf cooed. Suddenly, she realized what it was she had just said and smacked herself across the face. "Gah! That was that blasted "All Hail the Maddi Clones" spell again, wasn't it?"

Madison didn't look sheepish at all. "Slightly modified, of course, as I have no clones with me."

"Of course." Lauren narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "You're so evil."

Chels, meanwhile, was parading about with Chrissy, collecting anime tapes from random corners of the room. Stacking them before the Maddi, they proceded to fetch a La-Z-Boy and carried it unsteadily to their "creator". Rolling her eyes, Lauren zapped the objects into the real world with her wand.

"Heeyyyy!" Chels yelled indignantly. "We spent a lot of time getting all that stuff together!"

"Yeah," Chrissy added, hands on her hips. "Do you have any idea how long it took to owl-mail that chair to ourselves from the Muggle world??"

Maddi scowled at the Fuf, who shrugged. "Whatever. We should be at that random hair convention thing anyway." And, with a wave of her wand, she shoved them all into Chels' random plotline. Glancing at the Florida-bound Muffin, she asked, "Care to explain this?"

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Subject: I'm cutting class for the second day in a row!!


Author:
God, master of skipping class
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Date Posted: 08:08:51 04/07/04 Wed
Maddi blinked. "...wha...?"

they all stared at chelsea, who continued to rant even though everyone was most obviously gawking at her.

shaking their heads, they all went back to praising their creator.

"oh God, you are so wonderful!"

"All beautiful and smart!"

"All praise to our mighty savoir!"

Maddi grinned and basked in the praises, deciding to play this to the fullest.

"Well, since I DID save the story, then I guess you can spare me an ice cream sundae, right? and maybe you could carry me about on a lazyboy and tape all of Adult Swim for me? better yet--you'll just stay awake all the time and we'll watch cartoons all night long while you do my homework for me!"

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Subject: Hair Federation


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 05:28:34 04/07/04 Wed
"The blob was a good look for you..." Chels (the one who occasionally pops her head back into the story with a choice phrase) comment and she recieved a smack from chrissy who loathed being a frog, but even more hated being a blob.

::CHAPTER 97 AND 1/17 - THE NATIONAL HAIR OLYMPICS::
It was a nippy morning, one that defined good british weather. A slanted rain was coming from the north and dispite what those unfortunate few, who ventured out into the world to go about their business, did the rain penatrated their layers of rubbers.
But this weather didn't detter the arrivals at the Hogsmade (sp) Hotel from checking out the sites. All the top witches and wizards in the hair styling industry were present for the competition. All the rooms were full, save for one...
The Muffins stumbled--or rather slid--into the lobby drentched and looking positively miserable. Practically falling over eachother, they made their way to the front desk.
"Bloody marble floors" one of them muttered.
They'd been stuck in the wizarding world for months. But living in Britain was quite the plus. They'd always wanted to, but they'd also always wanted to be able to leave when they wanted to.
--(finish this later)--

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Subject: at skool


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:48:10 04/07/04 Wed
Unfortunately, Maddi had muttered the wrong spell and Chrissy was transformed into a frog. Lauren snickered even as the enraged almost-15-year old bounced and screamed, "Madison, you moron! Change me back!!"

"Into what, a blob?" Maddi asked, confused. "Or a person?"

"A PERSON!" Chrissy the frog bellowed.

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Subject: i dont wanna be a blob...


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 06:31:24 04/06/04 Tue
Chrissy looked up hopefully. "Does that mean... I don't have to be a blob anymore?"

Maddi shrugged. "Sure. We can fix you with... MAGIC!" When she shouted "magic" she whiped out a wand and pointing it at chrissy muttered a few incantations.

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Subject: there ya go, i posted, happy?


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:58:58 03/31/04 Wed
"That's a stupid question," Chels said, "You're god, of course you do."

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Subject: eh


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:18:14 03/25/04 Thu
Madison shrugged indifferently. "So, we're stuck here."

Everyone else gaped, but Maddi beamed evilly. "Stuck in a world of magic. People, do I have to think of everything??"

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Subject: it won't wooooorkkk!


Author:
God
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Date Posted: 06:16:04 03/18/04 Thu
"And a blob thou shalt remain, for thus sayeth your creator."

and destroying the bball team, hepp, and other points of authority, she destroyed all the notebooks and laptops too.

"what...what did you just do?!" fuf cried. "you're as powerless as us now!"

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Subject: whee!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:07:36 03/17/04 Wed
Lauren beamed and, shutting down her lightsaber, stepped behind her shield. "You're the man, Kopas. Teach her a lesson."

Mr. Kopas nodded briefly, pulling a shiny axe out of his cloak. Madison frowned.

"Woah, wait, why am I the bad guy here? What did I do?"

"You KILLED ME OFF!" Chrissy bellowed from her place between Hepp, Angel and the freshman bball team. "I'm a BLOB thanks to you!"

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Subject: take that, maddi-chan


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 11:15:43 03/17/04 Wed
(*glares daggers at Maddi* why I awtta-)

Chrissy cried, to the best of her ability as a blob.

"What about me?" *sniff* "Is everyone gonna leave me here?"

Suddenly, a mysterious figure in a streak of black, complete with the WOOSHY! sound effects, scooped up the Chrissy-blob and ran behind the Great Fufu's barrier.

They all looked to the stranger in awe. He removed his hood with a smirk, saying, "Hey, guys, you miss me?"

Fufu gasped, Chels fainted, Maddi yelped and Chrissy blinked.

"You!" James pointed a shaky finger. "You're... You are--"

"MR. K!" the muffins shrieked at once.

(fwahaha!)

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Subject: GAHHHH!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:11:35 03/16/04 Tue
(oo, you're pushing it......)
The Fuf grunted as she realized the goop was peanut butter. "Ahhhh! Holy God in heaven! Madison, you suck!"

She summoned her own authory abilities and made the crap disappear before floating upwards, dressed in a hooded Jedi robe and glowing with white light. Maddi gaped.

"B-but, no! You're dead!"

"No, I was merely...stunned," Lauren replied smoothly.

"Stunned?" Maddi twitched.

"...yes. Now." Lauren pulled out a lightsaber and twirled it. "You have been masquerading as the strongest of us all, but I know the truth. We all hold the same abilities in this world and now you will pay for your blasphemus ways." Igniting the saber, Fuf smiled.

Maddi scowled. "No! I am the strongest, the God of Muffins!"

"No, actually--" Hepp began. His gym student glared at him and he closed his mouth, stepping behind the barrier Lauren had created along with the others in the Fuf-army.

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Subject: well...seems you at least are intersted again...


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GOD! GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD!
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Date Posted: 13:29:17 03/16/04 Tue
(interesting. heh, nice knowing you guys...)

still poking fun at their God and having a generally good time in the fictional world, the muffins (excluding God), didn't notice that they had somehow ended up on the roof. from behind a small pillar, God wiped her forhead on her sleeve and sighed.

"this post took alot of creative effort--allow this to be known!" she exclaimed.

and when the other girls turned around to see where the voice had come from, they were plunged into absolute darkness. yes, it was in fact so dark that chrissy 'accidentally' shoved lauren off the roof trying to find the lights.

"ah! you just killed my alter ego!" remus exclaimed.

"she's in a better place now..." maddi said solemnly, from behind chelsea. she jumped about a foot in the air in surprise and landed on top of chrissy.

~~~~~~~~~~~with the fuf~~~~~~~~~~~

where...where am I? oh god, what's that smell??! is that...is that...me??! crud! I smell like crud! if only there were light...what is the gooey stuff in my shoes...ew, it's on my handsies too! yuck! my nails will be ruined! hey...maybe it's nasty-smelling hair gel! let's use it while it's dark and no one can see...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"say, who did this? none of us had a notebook when the light went away..." chrissy said suspiciously, having shoved chelsea off of her. the twisted muffin was now lying on the ground in a sort of horrified stupor, staring blindly into the darkness and muttering about stringed cheese.

"not me," maddi said instantly. "well, then chrissy...I suppose it's up to the four of us to get the light back, eh? I mean, the marauders can't do anything in the dark..."

"wait, I can start a fire." remus realized.

maddi grinned widely as they discovered that the flames were black, like the rest of the world.

"noooooooooooooo! there is no light!!!!!!! and where did lauren go???"

"she's playing with peanut butter right now," maddi said innocently. "well then, sir akina kumi-tami, it is time for you to GO AND FIND THE LIGHT!"

(insert heavenly music here)

chrissy wanded off the roof in her quest of the light, and fell with a splat to the ground. maddi walked over to chelsea and made a face as the other muffin tried to peel her leg...the nearest 'stringed cheese'.

"look, i'll show you! you don't chomp it, you peel it!" she screamed.

AND THUS--THE HOLY MUFFIN QUEST HAS BEGUN! THE SEARCH...FOR THE LIGHT!

"hmm...where does light come from anyway?" chrissy wondered, a gelatonous blob on the grass next to the castle.

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Subject: hehe hehe


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 03:56:48 03/11/04 Thu
"All around me are familiar faces, worn out faces, worn out faces," Sirius sang as he laughed at James.

The owl-dung-smeared boy growled. "Back off, Black. How was I supposed to know she was malfunctioning??"

"I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take. When people run in circles its a very very...Mad world," Remus sang helpfully.

The others just looked at him. Finally, james patted his shoulder. "That's not the way out, Moony."

"What?" The other boy frowned, then caught on. "No! No, I'm not gonna...It's just a bloody song! James, wait--"

But alas, it was too late. Deciding that Lupin was a danger to himself as long as he was in this black, depressed mood, the boys tied him up and carried him around the school, careful not to bring him near any sharp objects.

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Subject: DD


Author:
Chelsea
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Date Posted: 15:06:24 03/10/04 Wed
(*twitch* i am soooo lost. Whatever happened to the HP story?)

James was hurrying off to class. It was the middle of winter and the castle was quite drafty. In each classroom there was a fire lit in fireplaces that had magically appeared when the need arrose. He was wearing his gold and maroon-striped scarf and matching maroon gloves to block out the cold. His nose was quite red, having made his way through the snow across the lawn from the greenhouses--where they'd been frantically battling the rapidly-spreading frost on the plants. He kept hearing an odd slushing noise every time he took a step, but he wasnt sure if it was a large slushmonster tailing him or just his sopping wet feet...he wasnt sure because he'd lost the feeling in his feet somewhere between the castle and that large snowdrift...
He knew he'd be late for Transfiguration, but didnt much care. He was more worried about his ears not falling off. Finally he rounded the corner and entered the full classroom.
Proffesor McGonigal (sp?) sat at her desk wearing her emerald green robes and she watched James over her spectacles as he sloshed in. "Late again Mr. Potter"
The others didnt pay him much mind, only continued scribbling with their quills. Sirius brightened up and removed his books from James's seat, "I was starting to think you'd fallen in the lake."
"I nearly did!" James replied coldly, "What are we doing?"
"Oh i dont know. Tea cups; tea crumpets; tea biscuits; teaspoons. Something like that....doesn't tea sound good right about now?" Sirius had his feet propped up on the desk and was leaning back on his chair, dangerously close to the moving quil of the pupil behind him.
The rest of the period oozed by. And the rest of the day for that matter. Nothing seemed to improve. In Charms some person decided to levitate an ink bottle, spilling it all over James. His face was pretty much blue-purple-black for the remainder of the day. James was feeling just too rotten to eat dinner and sat glummly along with his friends. They tried to cheer him up, but it didnt work. Peter even offered him some lemon-merang pie.
That night James went off to walk the halls with his broom. It had truly been a terrible day. And the absense of quidditch didnt improve it any.
He wondered how much trouble he'd get in if he hoped on his broom and did a couple of circles in the owlry. What did he care, he climbed carefuly up to the owlry(sp) and mounted his broomstick. He swooshed around the tall room. It was colder than he'd expected and some light snowflakes rested on the sills of the window openings. The slumbering owls didnt enjoy it very much but James sure did.
THere was something about flying that freed him. He didnt need a snitch or a quiffle or a bludger coming after him to make it fun. When his feet finally touched the ground he was feeling better than he had the whole day.
He waltzed out of the owlry like a knight returning victorious from battle. He was grinning to himself, his broom over his shoulder. James was quite a sight to see: covered with owl feathers head-to-toe, his face all inkish, and the smear of owl poop on his robes. The best way to describe him was a deranged chimney sweep, but even that doesnt do him justice.
Suddenly he spotted Lilly, or rather he noticed her staring at him. He grinned and walked up to her. She was wearing purple earmuffs and her Griffindor scarf and gloves and smile kindly--or as kindly as you can smile at someone covered in owl droppings. She was going to greet him with some witty comment but before she could his owlpoop-stained gloved hands were on her earmuffs.
"One day everything will be OK for you." he said with great confidence.
"Wah?" Lilly was confused
"I said, One day everythin-"
"I now wah oo sed. Buh why di oo sa it?"
"What? Is something wrong with your mouth?"
"Chut ub!" she looked at the floor
In truph--i mean--truth Lilly had had a terrible accident that day when he wand melfunctioned, leaving her tongue numb. Madame Pomfry had said it would wear off sooner or later and had sent her back to the commonroom.

(im sorry, i couldnt resist! DD ROCKS!!!)

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Subject: umm


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Date Posted: 16:48:09 03/08/04 Mon
(Anything's possible, chels)
Lauren grinned. "So. Raise your hand if you need a movie fix?"

All the Muffins (and Hepp, Cordy and half the bball players) volunteered and they all piled onto two couches to stare blankly at a plasma screen TV.

Peter twitched. "What's that?"

"A television," Remus informed him, having just realized that he was in fact, a half-blood.

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Subject: the one time i actually come on, and what do i find...


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Chels
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Date Posted: 12:45:17 03/08/04 Mon
(did voy move everything into the archives?)

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Subject: we are *so* dead


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chrissy
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Date Posted: 18:22:23 03/07/04 Sun
(dead girls walking, fufu. We are dead girls walking.)
(Good luck with the plot-saver, Maddi.)

"Frank..." Chrissy growled. "I can't stand that guy. Although, I think back on him, and he really was quite funny."

The other Muffins gaped in shock and horror at her.

"You mean you didn't like Frank?!" Lauren exclaimed.

Chrissy shook her head. James bent over and whispered in her ear, "What are you guys talking about, exactly?"

"DONNIE DARKO!!!!" they proclaimed in unison. The Marauders twitched.

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Subject: info from JKR


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ffu
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Date Posted: 17:06:33 03/05/04 Fri
(here's some interesting marauder (and non-MWPP) factoids from a recent JKR chat: Remus' middle name is John (and he is a half-blood), they were all in gyrffindor, hermione was originally meant to have a younger sister, when you become an amimagus, you don't get to choose your creature *i'd end up being a frog or something...id prefer a wolf, dog, or maybe falco, but hey...maybe id be a turtle? lol*, Cookie246122: Why did you kill Sirius? It made me very sad :(
JK Rowling replies -> I'm really, really sorry. I didn't want to do it, but there was a reason. If you think you can forgive me, keep reading, you'll find out. [I feel really guilty now]. *there u go maddi*
Megan: Is there a link between Snape and vampires?
JK Rowling replies -> Erm... I don't think so. *fuf snickers*
Damaged: Will Winky ever recover?
JK Rowling replies -> Poor Winky... she'll never be entirely cured of her Butterbeer addiction, I'm afraid. *aww...*
here's the link if you wants to read the whole thingy: http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/JKRWorldBookDay2004.html)

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Subject: heh


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fuf
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Date Posted: 12:32:51 03/05/04 Fri
Hepp looked up from where he was glaring evilly at Maddi. "Frank? Who's Frank?"

Angel raised his eyebrows as Maddi shuddered and replied, "He is pure evil, straight from the bowels of Hell!...along with that little girl from the Ring!"

"Who was in that movie," Lauren added helpfully.

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Subject: bunny suite


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Chels
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Date Posted: 03:52:44 03/05/04 Fri
"That's not Frank!" Chels yelled, "That guy's wearing a pink bunny suit! Frank's was gray!"

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Subject: FRANK!


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fuf
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Date Posted: 17:03:36 03/04/04 Thu
Lauren giggled from behind her sheild where she, Chrissy, and Lauren's entire army were crouched. "Hey everybody! It's Frank!"

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Subject: a musical interlude


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Chels
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Date Posted: 15:33:12 03/04/04 Thu
Meanwhile Chels, who had been off somewhere doing something or another, appeared. She walked straight up to Maddi and without warning ripped off the poor girl's socks and walked away. *twitch*
It was then, and only then, that a man dressed in a cute pink bunny suite came out of the coaches office and onto the stageish area. He then proceeded to performed an eclectic, heartfelt, tearful dance. The Muffins just stood their in utter astonishment and James twitched, "What the heck was that?"

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Subject: mwahahaha


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 03:34:38 03/04/04 Thu
(lol, we're gonna die, chrissy)
Lauren smirked. "What can you do? I've taken every precaution, even against "god" over there." She rolled her eyes, then added, "There's a baseball bat over there, Hepp...Colleen, Sarah, Cimmer, trap her in that corner...and now Angel moves in with the rope...there!"

The mass of people moved away, revealing an incredably tied-up Maddi. She stared at Lauren and several curse words not accepted on Voy escaped her mouth around the mound of tisues that were serving as a gag.

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Subject: grr...


Author:
GOD!
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Date Posted: 19:02:58 03/03/04 Wed
(you just laugh it up, I've thought of an inenious plot twist to save us all! just wait until I get to school tomorrow and force it to post my addition.....)

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Subject: ooo that was so great


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chrissy
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Date Posted: 17:45:15 03/03/04 Wed
chrissy, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically in a corner.

"That was so great," she gasped between her laughing fits, wiping a tear from her eye. she then yelped and jumped behind Lauren's protective shield as Maddi glared at her from under the dog pile of basketball players, angel, cordi, and Hepp.

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Subject: blank posts?


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:35:02 03/03/04 Wed
Lauren grunted in Maddi's general direction, creating a protective bubble around herself. "She wants a war, I'll give her one..." She scribbled frantically and in popped Angel, Cordelia, the entireity of the LHS freshman and JV basketball teams, and Mr. Heppner. They all glowered at Madison when she attempted to make them disappear, and Lauren smirked.

"Oh, they're not going anywhere. Sic her, guys!"

And, as one, the entire group leaped upon Maddi and began to ravenously chew her.

"Fail my class, will you??" Hepp roared.

"Say I'm stupid, eh?" Angel growled through his fangs.

"INSULT OUR WAY OF LIFE, DO YOU?" the freshman half of the bastketball players screamed.

"Say absolutely nothing about me, huh??" Cordy cried, beating Maddi with her samuri blade.

The other Muffins and all the Mauraders stared.

"What's happening here?" Remus demanded.

"Your alter-ego's lost her mind," Sirius drawled. "Go with it."

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Subject: (~")~ looks like I'll have to save us myself, then.... ~("~)


Author:
GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD
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Date Posted: 07:48:11 03/03/04 Wed

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Subject: ack


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:21:16 03/01/04 Mon
Lauren peeled herself off the wall, comic-book style, and shook her head to clear it. "Where is she, anyway?"

"Off somewhere avoiding us, I'm sure," Chrissy muttered, straightening her hair. "Ow...my head..."

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Subject: <(" ")>


Author:
GOD
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Date Posted: 14:13:44 03/01/04 Mon
(I'd like that alot)

Maddi grabbed Sirius and ran away from the group, bored with the little meeting thing that was happening.

"We're done." she announced, scribbling in the notebook. Moments later, she was standing behind a large vat of greese. "spread it across the floor, mate," she told Sirius.

the Marauder grinned and did as she commanded. Moments later, when the other muffins walked along with the other Marauders to find their happy little friends, they screamed frantically as they were propelled by their own momentums down the hallway, smack into a rather flat wall.

"Now get writing something interesting, you slackers!" Maddi commanded between her giggles. "*cough*THAT MEANS YOU, CHELSEA!*cough*"

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Subject: whats that from?


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fuf
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Date Posted: 03:40:44 03/01/04 Mon
Lauren caught sight of Chelsea glaring hatefully at Peter. "Chels, we're not killing him off yet, ok?"
(we could just skip ahead to the 3rd year, if u like)

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Subject: "I did over reacted a little." "A little? You gave me a bloody nose."


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chrissy
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Date Posted: 18:53:00 02/29/04 Sun
Chrissy lounged back in a near-by seat. "They can do what ever they want... although I'm with you on that Peter/Lily ship. Kinda scary... But i suppose killing off a person or two would be fun."

The Marauders huddled in fear in the farthest possible corner of the room from the other muffins.

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Subject: Ack!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:15:03 02/29/04 Sun
(Sorry maddi! I wasn't shunning you, that was justin. I was on the phone with chels and he logged outta my IM...I should kill him for that...hmm...)
Remus looked nervous. "What do you mean, end it? I don't want to die!"

"You won't die," Lauren assured him in an exhasperated tone of voice. "At least, you won't if I keep on Maddi's good side..."

James looked angry/worried. "Stick Lily with Peter?? You wouldn't really do that...would you?"

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Subject: okay, now we need to do something interesting.


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Sirius
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Date Posted: 13:07:28 02/29/04 Sun
"So now that we're clear on the 'we are now in this story' point, we need to do something interesting that will captivate us and make us write more." Maddi announced.

She was met with three blank stares, since Chrissy had been dragged back into the room when Maddi had guilty feelings about sending her to Anarctica.

"Like.....what?" Lauren asked curiously.

"Like...oh, I don't know. Why don't we kill a few charecters, maybe we could even mess up the future plot line by getting Peter to fall in love with Lily. We could create a couple paradoxes and ultimately end the story, since I don't think that anyone is really having alot of fun writing it any more."

so it's up to you. we seriously needed to be in it in order to do anything captivating and interesting, and I'm so dead right now it's not even funny, and I'm sort of angry because I was just shunned on IM by fuf and chels. are you people angry with me or something? anyway, it's up to you what to do with this because those are my thoughts. *shrugs* cheers, then.

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Subject: *twitch* Hey!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 07:17:02 02/29/04 Sun
Lauren crawled, beaten and bruised, away from the frying pan. Reaching a notebook, she tiredly scribbled, 'and the frying pan went away, never to be seen again', then collapsed.

Madison smirked. "You never shoulda tried that," she warned.

Lauren groaned and rolled over. "I was just trying to get into character," she explained, wincing at the pain of two broken ribs. "Chrissy would've beaten you with that anime pan, you know. I was being her."

"And you paid dearly for it," Remus muttered. "Don't bother--it's not worth it."

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Subject: uck


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 18:07:53 02/28/04 Sat
Standing alone and feeling totally left out, chrissy thre her hands up and walked out of the room.

(I have no clue how to save the story. good luck.)

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Subject: hey that's MINE! *growls* grr...you've angered your God...


Author:
<(" ";;)> (sweatdrops)
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Date Posted: 17:26:20 02/28/04 Sat
Maddi looked curiously at Lauren as she was beaten by a floating pan. "Odd..." she thought to herself.

"That--was--supposed--to--be--you!" Lauren exclaimed.

"Naw, not me. Besides, Chrissy's still on vacation. We don't want to strain her arm or anything with that heavy frying pan."

"Grr," Lauren growled.

"I am the Queen--no, the Empress--of ongoing story comebacks, you'd better watch yourself," Maddi told the Fuf, leaving her to her frying pan happiness.

"now, if I could only get my hands on some of that Chaosey Glitter..." Maddi thought to herself, wandering off to curse someone's undies. "Oh, Chelseeeeeeea--!"

--you can't win against your master--

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Subject: heh...alaska...heh....


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 19:16:18 02/27/04 Fri
Lauren smirked. "Good job, Maddi. Now she's mad and she's wielding an anime frying pan of doom."

"What? No she's not..."

Chrissy beat Maddi with the frying pan. Lauren grinned.

"Yeah she is."

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Subject: gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 11:08:14 02/27/04 Fri
From her little spot in the room, Chrissy twitched. "They killed me and stuck me in a strait jacket," she thought out loud. "I can't do anything." She sat and sulked for another three lines.

*sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk*
*sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk*
*sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk*

Then suddenly she remembered one very important detail:
Chrissy is the webmistress and also an author in this little story.
Using her amazing authoress powers, she was able to use a candle to burn through the strait jacket. Once she was free, she ran over to the notebook. "Darn. The pages are full and the pen is inkless."

Once again, Chrissy remembered that she could make anything appear that she wanted with the punch of a few keys. She conjured up a brand new pink fuzzy pen, and began to write in the only free space left in the notebook where no muffin dare go before. The Margins.

As she emerged at Hogwarts, she comensed her search for Maddi and the Muffins...

****************

Just as the muffin's were about to begin a movie in the common room, where most of the griffendors had gathered to participate in a "Muffin Movie Night", Chrissy entered the scene.

Every gaped at her in shock. Chels was first to speak.

"Didn't we leave you behind ina strait jacket with no ink or writing space?"

"Yes, but I am and authoress and webmistress of this forum. I suppose you've already forgotton?" *cricket cricket* "I used my authoress powers. Simple enough."

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Subject: gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 11:06:45 02/27/04 Fri
From her little spot in the room, Chrissy twitched. "They killed me and stuck me in a strait jacket," she thought out loud. "I can't do anything." She sat and sulked for another three lines.

*sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk*
*sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk*
*sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk sulk*

Then suddenly she remembered one very important detail:
Chrissy is the webmistress and also an author in this little story.
Using her amazing authoress powers, she was able to use a candle to burn through the strait jacket. Once she was free, she ran over to the notebook. "Darn. The pages are full and the pen is inkless."

Once again, Chrissy remembered that she could make anything appear that she wanted with the punch of a few keys. She conjured up a brand new pink fuzzy pen, and began to write in the only free space left in the notebook where no muffin dare go before. The Margins.

As she emerged at Hogwarts, she comensed her search for Maddi and the Muffins...

****************

Just as the muffin's were about to begin a movie in the common room, where most of the griffendors had gathered to participate in a "Muffin Movie Night", Chrissy entered the scene.

Every gaped at her in shock. Chels was first to speak.

"Didn't we leave you behind ina strait jacket with no ink or writing space?"

"Yes, but I am and authoress and webmistress of this forum. I suppose you've already forgotton?" *cricket cricket* "I used my authoress powers. Simple enough."

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Subject: *sings* it won't woo-ork!


Author:
(~")~_the hula kirby God_~("~)
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Date Posted: 17:58:20 02/26/04 Thu
( the italics were due to a broken html bracket. God apologizes for the fault in the programmer. )

Thinking that all her friends were sulking/not paying attention, Chrissy walked over to the Magical Muffin notebook and picked up the pen, intending to write something useless to almost save the story, but fail.

As she sat down to write, Maddi crept up behind her with a BIG mallet and smacked her a couple hundred times over the head.

"This story is dying and you need something ingenious to keep it going, baka." she said as she happily turned Chrissy's head into a mushy grape substance.

The other two muffins helped stuff Chrissy into a strait jacket. As a nice after-touch, Maddi placed a notebook and pen just out of Chrissy's reach, making sure that there was no ink in the pen and all the pages were already written on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"And now that the little problem with the authors is sorted out, we can get down to mayhem," Maddi said, dusting her hands off.

"You just...killed Chrissy!" Fuf exclaimed, eyes wide.

"Naw, with the magic of authoress powers I can fix her whenever I like. But if she tries to salvage this dying fic and stick to the rules one more time, I'll do something worse and even more evil."

Chelsea scooted over slightly so that Lauren was between her and Maddi. "If she attacks, I want to be safe," she told the inquisitive fufu.

"You're back!" James exclaimed cheerfully. "But where's the other one?"

"She took a vacation to alaska. It should be warm up there this time of year," Maddi said innocently. "Now, about your school life..."

and with that, the Marauders were corrupted...

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Subject: grr


Author:
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Date Posted: 14:14:44 02/26/04 Thu
Lauren frowns. "That was a good play, I think Maddi was smart for sticking us in." She glared at Chrissy.

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Subject: ooo heh maddi ur so evil


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james
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Date Posted: 07:28:20 02/26/04 Thu
"No matter!" Chrissy called over her shoulder as she began to push the other muffins out the door. "We're going back to our cloud!" and with a *poof* they all disappeared. (sp?)

****back at the muffin cloud****
Maddi turned angrily to Chrissy. "What was that for?"

"We shouldn't be present in their first year at hogwarts!" Chrissy shouted back.

"But the story is dying!"

"Then we'll fix it!"

"I just tried to!"

"I don't mean by sticking us in there!"

"SIT!"

The muffins blinked. Chrissy stared at Maddi. "You just tried to sit me, didn't you?"

Maddi and Chrissy both burst out laughing. Lauren and Chels were making plans to commit them.

****hogwarts****

The Marauder's all looked around, confused.

"What just happened?" asked Sirius.

"A rabid Mr. K with an owl fettish is running loose on the grounds, and the muffins just appeared and-" using her authoress powers, chrissy erased their memories of the muffins mid sentance, "I really don't know. Let's go eat." They merrily skiped to the grand hall.

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Subject: *smirk* ur scary, maddi...


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fuf
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Date Posted: 16:36:10 02/25/04 Wed
Fuf frowned after him. "It's always the quiet ones..." She shook her head, ignoring the suspiciously looks the others were shooting at her and Remus both.

"She's quiet," Maddi muttered.

"So's Moony," Sirius said quietly.

Not hearing any of this, Lauren turned to Madison. "And how exactly did you get that entire post in italics??"

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Subject: NEW SHOW! NEW SHOW NEW SHOW NEW SHOW NEW SHOW *gasps* NEW SHOW NEW SHOW!!!


Author:
GOD, i am your creator
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Date Posted: 12:57:10 02/24/04 Tue
Just as all hope failed, Sirius jumped up again. Scared to the point of peeing his pants by the psycho, he was shaking madly. the poor boy knew that his friends couldn't help him and that he was on his own here, so he did all that he could.

Sticking out his foot, he tripped the owl-killing psycho and sent him sprawling to the ground in front of the window. His mysterious shadowed face washed out by the power of that large star called the sun, sirius gasped in disbelief.

outside, James sat straight up. "No," he said. "If it's him, then that means..."

"--they have returned," Peter said from behind him, eyes rolled up in his head like Frodo on a good day.

Sirius screamed like a girl, because he understood the implications of the killer as well.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~muffin cloud~~~~~~~~~~~

"Who is it, baka?"

"Don't rush your god, you should worship me instead"

"Aw, for the love of--"

"Not around the kiddies, fuf."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Out of breath from screaming, Sirius tried to remember the name of the owl-killer.

"It was...it was..."

"They call me..." he said, standing up and puffing out his chest like an eagle, "the Kopas."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THEM! NOT THE MUFFIN MAFIA!" Sirius screamed for all he was worth.

"Yes, I am afraid that it is so," Chelsea said from behind her ex-algebra teacher.

"Even tho I specifically said that you wouldn't be sticking us IN here, MADDI!" Chrissy exclaimed.

"Hey, wait a sec. How come Mr. K was killing owls anyway?"

they all turned to stare at the older man, wondering what on earth was wrong with him. He shrugged sheepishly, looking about for an escape. "I have an, er, owl fetish?" he said weakly. Moments later, he hopped out of the window like antelope girl and bounded away across the lawn, an owley corpse in his hands like a gun.

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Subject: one hand, short post


Author:
james
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Date Posted: 09:59:02 02/21/04 Sat
the psyco cojured up a giant owl, which grabbed sirius by the robes and flew out of the owlry.

"Mommy," squeaked Peter when he looked up to see his friend being carried off by the gigantic creature. He passed out with the rest of his friends on the ground.

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Subject: too bad i can do anything i want...


Author:
GOD
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Date Posted: 09:20:03 02/20/04 Fri
"OH NO!" sirius yelled in remmy's face. the other boy blinked.

"it's okay, i can tell the professors what happened and get snape a detention. no biggie..."

"yes, it's big. there's an owl murdering psychopath on the loose!"

"no, i think snape just poisoned it to have a reason to ruin my day." remus mumbled. sirius shot him a glare. with his wand behind his back, he muttered a curse that sealed remus' mouth shut.

"mmumf!" the other guy exclaimed.

"huh?" the unaware peter asked. "did you just ask for toast?"

sirius slipped away from his friends and peter and james kneeled in front of the wounded/mute remus in concern.

"i think he did, james, he specifically asked for wheat toast with strawberry jam." peter realized.

"no, i think he's trying to say a name." james said, frowning in concentration. "come on, old boy. get it through!"


remus began an interesting game of charades. holding up his hands, he made like he had floppy ears and a tail.

"werewolf? you want a werewolf on your toast?" peter asked stupidly. remus began to cry in frustration, trying to pry his lips apart.

~~meanwhile

sirius stealthily cilmbed up to the owlrey, bond-style. getting there, he turned the corner only to see that a malicious figue was brooding over some innocent creature, cacklin evilly.

"i have you now, snape!" he exclaimed, jumping out and brandishing his wand.

the malicious figure turned around and stepped into the light.

"you're not snape..." sirius muttered. "you're really a psychopath! ack!" he began to scramble for the door, but the psycho stopped him there, locking his only escape.

~~

"why do you want fur on your toast?" peter asked

remus shook his head.

"fur?"

another shake.

"toast?"

he nodded. peter thought for a moment.

"okay, if you don't want any toast, then obviously you want a cheesburger!"

remus smacked his face into his hands.

"hmm..." james said, suddenly standing and looking around. "i sense that something is missing here."

"mmpmfh!" remus exclaimed waving his hands.

"we need...an armidillo!" james cried, a finger in the air.

remus smacked his face on the ground again.

~~

Sirius backed into the circular wall as the psychopath came closer. realizing that he was trapped, he screamed shrilly, causing all the owls to fly off of their perches. he tried to grab a few and fly out the window, but to no avail.

hours later, he was running around the circular room, the psycho hot on his heels...

~~

"I'm pretty sure there's something else missing here too," james said thoughtfully.

"I know! let's all go to bloaty's pizza hutt! there, everything is magical and smells like old shoes!" peter exclaimed suddenly.

the three boys linked arms, remus protesting and trying to escape, so he was in the middle. they skipped/dragged themselves outside, ironically just beneath the owlery.

~~

sirius tripped and fell, his shoe flying out the window. he glanced after it, and then back at the scary creature chasing him.

~~

james was suddenly knocked unconsious by a flying shoe. screaming as best he could, remus tried to run back into the castle, but smacked into a wall instead. peter stood there for a moment wondering why his friends had gone to sleep, and then began to boogie.

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Subject: FINALLY


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 08:45:54 02/20/04 Fri
Somewhere in a dark corridor, Remus dragged himself along. His leg was badly injured and blood matted his hair. He winced as the gash on his forehead widened slightly and a river of blood trickled down his face.

"Blast Snape," he muttered, pulling himself into the Gryffindor common room with his good hand.

The others looked up. Peter screamed and fainted. Ignoring him, James and Sirius ran to their friend's side.

"What the bloody hell happened to you??" Sirius demanded.

"Snape and his hexes," Remus replied furiously, trying to stem the blood flow on his head with a cloth. "He apparently thought I was cheating in my classes and that I'd killed his owl...so he jumped me in the owlery before breakfast."

James frowned. "Owl?"

"Yeah...it was found dead in the middle of the owlery this morning." Remus shrugged.

"That can't be good," Sirius muttered.

Peter woke up and yelled, "Remus! You missed the exams!"

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Subject: i am here to save you all


Author:
GOD
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Date Posted: 08:34:51 02/20/04 Fri
the boys realized after three hours of froggy fun that there was no way to get out of exams. glad that most of them had studied *cough* REMUS *cough* and that they hadn't gone partying the night before, three of the four boys sat down in the exam room and fretted over their papers.

peter went through three quills that day. every time he didn't know an answer, he would start chewing on the end of the feather. and by the end of the exam, the quill would be hard and sticky from his saliva, forcing him to dispose of it and get a fresh one.

sirius had no trouble with the exams, and spent half his time wondering what brilliant teacher had thought of such easy questions, his feet on his desk and his eyes watching the ceiling as he twirled his wand between his fingers.

james got everything done and doodled on the desk he was glued to, subconsiously writing little 'l's with the tip of his wand.

remus was the lucky one, oh yes. he wasn't in any of the classes, and the teachers didn't say a word about him. when the marauders noticed this, they wondered where their furry friend had gotten to.

it was the final test that got them all. Professor Mcgonagall's class was usually hell studying-wise, but this test was the supreme evil.

one question, it was a fifty-fifty shot for every student that took it. you either passed or failed.

that was where peter nearly wet his pants trying to desperately think of an answer, where james literally ate his quill, and where sirius managed to somehow pirece his wand through the sleeve of his robes. (don't ask how, no one knows)

the question was simple, the answer could decide their fates. where was remus? why was sirius' wand through his robes?

finally done with their exams, the boys climbed onto the roof and devoured some happy chocolate. yes, the chocolate was happy. they needed something cheering after their horrifying transfiguration exam.


"oi, i know what we'll do now, mates!" sirius suddenly exclaimed.

"what?" james asked.

"well, you know those girls that are always bugging us? lily and...cara??"

"my sister?" james repeated.

"yeah, we'll prank them! remember, like they got us?"

"when have they pranked us?"

"they have, so shut up. now, we'll need a chicken, a large rubber hose, and a PB&J sandwich..."

[color=blue][SIZE=7][b]now work, you lazy authors![/b][/size][/color]

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Subject: umm


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 08:57:03 02/17/04 Tue
(i think this story died.)

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Subject: *growls*


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 12:50:20 02/16/04 Mon
(Ok, I've been gone for a whole bloody weekend and NOBODY had the sense to post???? What is wrong here???)

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Subject: mistake


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 13:26:05 02/10/04 Tue
(Oops, well just pretend it was Sirius that walked in)

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Subject: ah well


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:40:46 02/09/04 Mon
(*eh hem* um, sirius wasn't the one who was blowing off studying... it was Remus. didn't u catch that? oh well...)

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Subject: *smirk*


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:37:31 02/09/04 Mon
"So, what did you do?" James asked eagerly. Sirius wagged a finger annoyingly at him.

"You'll just have too wait for tomorrow," he said in a sing-song voice.
**the next day**
The Marauders wandered sleepily down to the Great Hall to find---

"Frogs??" Remus frowned.

"Yep." Sirius looked quite proud of himself.

"You've turned the teachers into frogs???" Lupin continued in disbelief.

"Yep." Again with the proud.

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Subject: A plot


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 15:33:22 02/09/04 Mon
He had something tucked in the pocket of his robes and he took a seat with his studying friends.
"Grab a book." James offered, not looking up from his thick leatherbound addition of Charms for Chicken.
"Nah." Sirius leaned back, relaxing
"If you plan to join us next year in the 2nd year you'd better start studying, mate." Lupin warned, looking up warily from the fine text. He rubbed his eyes, trying to get them to focus on the tiny words. What was he reading? Something about an incident involving Treefrogs in northern Westchester. Or was it treesmog?
"I dont need to." Sirius yawned boredly. THe infectious yawn passed on to Peter, who was reading his Trasfiguration book upside down.
Lupin focused on Sirius, a bit annoyed, "You need to study."
"No, i dont."
Remus set his quil down and sat back in his chair, "Okay, clue us in on this brilliant plan of yours."
"THere won't be any exams tomorrow, that i can assure you." Sirius grinned evilly.
"How are we going to pull that off?" James asked enthusiastically, glad to get rid of the exams...or at least have an excuse to stop studying.
Sirius leaned in and the others fallowed suite, in hushed whispers they discussed this skeme to evade the pesky exams, Sirius patting his bulging pocket as he discribed his plan.

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Subject: waaaaaaaaaaaaay too tired for this


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James
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Date Posted: 17:47:29 02/05/04 Thu
The night before the first round of exams, Remus walked casually into the common room, ready for bed, while the other three were staring at thick books with droopy blood-shot eyes.

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Subject: uggg....


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 13:26:00 02/03/04 Tue
(we need a maddi)
Before they could get too relaxed, however, it was time for exams. Remus was only slightly stressed, but the others were sweating over their homework every night and getting into screaming fits with random other students ("That was my quill! How dare you step on my quill!" Sirius bellowed at an unsuspecting third year Ravenclaw. "Ack! That was my fifty-third-from-last piece of parchment! And you dropped three droplets of ink on it!" screamed James at a pathetic young Hufflepuff.).

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Subject: ummm... figure something out


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:19:30 02/03/04 Tue
The next month dragged on, with alot of complaints from James and Sirius because Remus would "help" them with their homework. *"You're just goind to dump it all on me!" Remus would say before scooping up all his own work and shuffling out of the room.*

Within that month, Lily had managed to spread a weird rumor around the school about James drooling all over his window when he saw her.

"That's not what happened!" James would exclaim angrily, only to cause more kids to laugh. Snape had a hell of a time with that one.

Much to James' relief, the rumor soon grew tired and died off, right around the same time as the upcomming quiditch playoffs. The game was packed with excitment. At one point, a Slytherine beater flew a Griffendor beater into a wall, only to get a blow to the face from an oncomming bludger he had neglected to keep an eye on, so that took a few minuets to clear up. They all cheered excitedly from the stands when Griffendor creamed the Slytherines an amazing 230 to 50, and the seeker got a little carried away and swooped down to get his girlfriend from the stands and fly her around the stadium, only to get yelled at by McGonagal. All-in-all, that day had a very positive impact on the entire Griffendor house. McGonagal even cancelled a big test in celebration *the hufflepuffs that shared the class didn't mind*.

(i dunno, im out of ideas. someone help, please?)

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Subject: rotfl, poor james...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 08:22:50 02/01/04 Sun
James spent the rest of the day humiliated. Every time his mum tried to console him, Sirius or Remus would leap in with some amusing comment or another.

So, it was with great relief the next morning when the four re-boarded the Hogwarts Express and set off for the school. At least now James could worry about homework and not embarassing himself terribly in front of Lily.

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Subject: heheheheheheheheheh


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 08:08:28 02/01/04 Sun
James jumped up and heroicly sqashed the spider, placing his hands on his hips like he was superman or something.

"Oh, wow, James!" Peter cried. "You're the coolest!"

"We worship you, Super-James!" Sirius said, getting on all fours and bowing up and down.

Remus just looked up at him with awe. "You saved my life!" He said with tears, getting on his knees and hugging James' waist. "How can I ever thank you?"

"No need to thank, citizen." James told them. Just doing my duty.

Suddenly he was socked in the arm. He sat bolt up right and looked around sleepily. He was sitting on the couch at his house, but the left side of his face was red and numb.

Remus laughed. "Wake up! You fell asleep aginst the widow. Lily's seen you!"

James glared back out the window to see Lily laughing her head off and walking into the house down the street.

(hehehe)

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Subject: lol


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:49:41 01/31/04 Sat
"IT!" Peter screamed, beating Sirius over the head with a large banana and pointing at the huge spider (and by huge I mean BIG!!!!!!).

Sirius gaped for a moment, then scrambled over the back of the Gryffendor couch. "How did that get in here?!"

"Don't look at me," James yelled back. They all glanced at Remus, who was leaning back against the couch, panting; he had just ran from the other side of the common room and bolted over the sofa.

Catching their incredulous expressions, he replied sarcastically, "Yeah, I invited the bloody thing in. Because you know how much I love the little buggers."

"I knew it!" Peter shouted.

At the same time, Sirius murmered, "Aren't you arachnaphobic?"

"No," Remus replied. "I just wish they'd all DIE!"

"Who?" Peter asked stupidly. "First years?"

"Yes," Remus replied, rolling his eyes.

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Subject: what happened here...?


Author:
Siri
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Date Posted: 08:25:40 01/29/04 Thu
"What?! Kill what?"

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Subject: what the....


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 13:54:13 01/27/04 Tue
"B-but...I HATE those!"

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Subject: ...sure...


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 13:45:19 01/27/04 Tue
"No! You!"

"Me?"

"YES YOU!"

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Subject: red


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 03:59:14 01/26/04 Mon
"Gah?! KILL IT!!!"

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Subject: relax. deep caliming breaths.


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 11:18:06 01/25/04 Sun
(chill Chrissy. *grins* I know that.)

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Subject: im no stiff


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 18:52:50 01/24/04 Sat
(?????huh??????)

(im not a stiff, fufu, i no u guys were just joking. shesh.)

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Subject: oo wow a post


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:20:33 01/24/04 Sat
FRAZZLE!

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Subject: hee he!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 12:40:03 01/24/04 Sat
(geez chrissy, just a joke, chill)
Lupin poked James. "Don't you dare hit me with that frying pan again." He frowned at Sirius, who was hiding something large behind his back. "You either."

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Subject: is the were anime.......


Author:
Chrissy
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Date Posted: 10:06:13 01/24/04 Sat
(if this were an anime, it would look something like this:

Chrissy has a biiiiig tick mark. Glaring, face flushed, big angry eyes, little mouth not visible cuz the eyes are big, shoulders hunched, and arms firmly at her side. She is pulling Maddi into the picture, saying, "Get out your frying pan of doom..."

and now, if you please, can we get back to the story?

oh, and FYI, I would NOT be happy if you were stuck in a hospital bed, I would not be marveling at the beeping heart monitor, and I would most DEFINATELY NOOOOTTTT BE HAPPY IF YOU WERE IN A COMA!!! ok, and back to the story.

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Subject: *laughs hysterically*


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:24:46 01/23/04 Fri
(geez, Chels, Chrissy's gonna bite you for that....)
Lauren appears in the door of Chels' hospital room, looking appropriatly saddened. She places a boquet of flowers in the pile, then takes a seat next to Maddi who is munching casually on some carmel-filled chocolates.

Maddi offers one to Lauren, who watches the moniters in grim fascination as she gnaws on the chocolate. There is naught but calm silence for several relaxed minutes.

Then Chrissy appears in the doorway and lunges at the Fuf and Maddi in a fury. She begins to beat them with get well teddy bears, boxes of candy, and the crutches some unthinking nurse left in the room.

Chels miraculously lifts her head for a moment and grumbles, "Geez, Chrissy, have a heart." before collapsing back on the bed, unmoving onve again.

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Subject: Vegitation


Author:
Chels the veggie
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Date Posted: 16:24:59 01/22/04 Thu
(*wide eyed amazement* awwww, u didnt use paranthesis)

Chels spasms and falls into a deep accoma.
You can find her in her hospital bed like a vegitable...particularly artichoke or cucumber, but broccolli works too...oo and coliflower(sp). Watch her breathing apparatice in amazement as it makes fun airy noises. And marvel at the spikey lines that monitor her heart. Isn't that beeping sound meraculous?
Come and visit, bring flowers, balloons, cards, candy...though she wont be able to eat them unless you mash them up and stick them in her feeding tube or force them down her sleepy throat--which will probably result in choking and be quickly fallowed by death on swift wings. So perhaps bring candy to replace the candy that others have brought that u'll end up eating while u watch the entertaining display of life support about her clean white hospital bed.

(there, it's a post)

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Subject: im all alone...


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 14:39:06 01/22/04 Thu
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGG! Where is everyone????? Why is nobody posting????????

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Subject: ugh. lets make this work


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James
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Date Posted: 08:01:33 01/17/04 Sat
"We could watch the new one," Sirius offered. "'Return of the King."

"It's not out yet," James grumbled.

Hours later, at seven a.m., the boys were all asleep in random places around the room. Sirius was hanging upside-down off of the couch, Peter was sprawled out on the floor, James had fallen asleep sitiing up in a chair, and Lupin was leaning aginst a windowsill.

What ever urged Lupin to wake up, the first thing he saw, after bumping his head on the window, was Lily, walking down the street. It was snowing outside.

"Ack!" Lupin called out to the others. "Wake up! Wake up, look outide!"

Sirius snored, Peter got up slowly, and James roused, stretching his arms out. "What, moony?" he asked sleepily.

Lupin pointed outside. "Look!"

"Oh hey, it's snowing..." Peter muttered.

"No! LOOK!" He jabbed his finger towards where Lily was walking towards them.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" James screamed. "But she doesn't live around here! I know for a fact she doesn't!" Sirius murmmered something in his sleep, and James kick him.

"OK, ok... I'm up... I'm getting up mom..."

"Shut up, Sirius," James told him, "and look outside."

"Snow?"

"NOO!" They all pointed at Lily.

His face went from tired to horror. "What in the devil is she doing here?" he shouted.

"Shh! Get down!" They crouched low as Lily made her way past the window, and into a house not too far down the street.

"She didn't move in over night, did she?" Peter asked.

(hey, we were loosing ideas. I'm just setting up for some pranking, and other random things they could do with snow.)

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Subject: and, just to bug maddi...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:52:54 01/15/04 Thu
(Hey, guess what...Link
You're Link.You are one silent boy! In my opnion,he
a hunk!


What zelda character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Im Link!)

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Subject: I learned lots...like how to download anime music vids...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 12:58:59 01/15/04 Thu
"Let's stop being so dead and do something fun," Sirius said suddenly.

"Like what?" James asked, looking over at his friend with a sleepy expression.

"Like...watch the Lord of the Rings," Sirius suggested.

"Um-kay," James agreed, and they put it into the only muggle appliance in the house: the DVD player.

six hours later, after Fellowship and Two Towers, they were still bored. Only now they were bored at four-thirty in the morning.

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Subject: hmm


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 17:03:55 01/14/04 Wed
"Well, I mean what have we actually done here?" Lupin asked. "Nothing!"

"We, uh...learned?" Peter offered dumbly.

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Subject: sure fuf, whatever you say


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chrissy
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Date Posted: 16:49:57 01/14/04 Wed
"I still don't see what you mean, Moony," James said, scratching his head and giving Lupin confused looks.

(and I don't, really...)

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Subject: umm...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:50:40 01/14/04 Wed
(Maddi, who did u get? the person that's dead, I mean)
Lupin reclined against the couch with a sigh. "Vacation's great, but does anyone else think we've had a fairly boring year?"

"What are you talking about??" Sirius demanded. "We found out you are a--mmph."

Lupin had clamped a hand over his friend's mouth and was now glaring furiously at him. "Shhh," he admonished, clearly annoyed.
(does anyone else think that Lupin is a lot like doctor Curt Conners from Spiderman? I saw a bit of him in one of my Ultimate Spiderman books and he looks a lot like him. Plus, they're both professors, both nice, intellegent guys, and they cann both turn into vicious beasts. *shurg* I dunno why I thought about this last night)

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Subject: I know this, but the rents wouldn't


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 12:03:42 01/13/04 Tue
(*I* know this but that's what a *parent* would say... see my logic?)

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Subject: why thank you chrissy


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maddi
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Date Posted: 04:40:55 01/12/04 Mon
(*whips mouse at chissy* why? newsflash: there will be pranks!)

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Subject: posted


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 04:34:16 01/12/04 Mon
The whole while Peter sipped his hot cocoa with his pinkie sticking out.
"You're doing it again" James growled, slapping Peter's pinking down

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Subject: ooooooo hi fuf!


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 12:48:12 01/11/04 Sun
"N-n-nooo th-ank y-you," Sirius said, wrapping another blanket around him.

"None of this would have happened if it weren't for James' briliant half-baked idea," Remus muttered settling into a cozy chair.

"HEY!" James shouted defensivly. "That half-baked idea was 50 percent Moony!"

"C-can it!" Sirius stuttered. Peter just sipped dantily on the cup of cocoa Mrs. Potter handed him.

She handed a cup to Sirius. "Drink up," she insisted. "I promise you'll feel much better.

The cocoa must have been charmed, becuase soon Sirius was emerging from his cucoon of blankets not looking so cold.

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Subject: lol


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 10:45:30 01/11/04 Sun
"Hey, make Mom promise not to sell anything while they're here!" James yelled after his father. He glanced at Sirius, who had grabbed a blanket and was huddled under it.

"You want some hot cocoa?" Mrs. Potter asked anxiously, ignoring her son. Clearly, she felt bad for sending poor Sirius off to Russia like that.

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Subject: whew


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 09:07:43 01/11/04 Sun
"Hey! Woah there! Stop it boys!" Mr. Potter yelled, finally tearing Sirius away from the other two.

"Now lets get some things strait." Mr. Potter fixed his galsses and ran his hand once again through his untidy hair. "As long as oyu are here, your are guests in this house. No more fighting, nore more pranks, and no more shipping friends off to foreign countries. Understood?"

The boys answered in a silent nodd and Mr. Potter left the room, mumbling something about loosing his wallet when passing through Russia.

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Subject: hmmmmm


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 15:23:39 01/09/04 Fri
(these usually don't work for me... hmmm... lets see)



What Inuyasha Villain Are You?



Who's Your Anime Boyfriend?



What Anime Stereotype Are You?



What Anime Legend Are You?



What Anime Vampire Are You?

(back to the story)

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Subject: hmmm......


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 14:42:14 01/09/04 Fri
(chels, that doesnt make perfect sense, but ill let it slide)
Finally, Mr. Potter was forced to Apparate around Sibera. He found a shivering Sirius, curled up in a yak pen, muttering to himself.

"Sirius!" he exclaimed. "You're not a, uh...vase, anymore."

The boy gave him a dirty look and chattered something unidentifiable. Shaking his head, Mr. Potter Apparated the both of them out of the foreign country and into the Potter home.

Still shivering, Sirius launched himself at James and Lupin. Peter huddled behind the couch, nervous.

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Subject: finally im posting


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Chels
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Date Posted: 13:57:20 01/09/04 Fri
It was freezing, the wind was wipping snow around them. Sirius seemed to be in some little village in the middle of the arctic. He'd been stuck in that crate for who knows how long and had somehow managed to change back, thus causing the crate to break open, revealing him to all.
"Does anyone have any flu powder?" he inquired to one and all. But the people looked at him with wide eyes, apparently they'd never seen someone with flowers coming out of his ear....

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Subject: here's a nice one


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 09:20:11 01/09/04 Fri


What Anime Stereotype Are You?

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Subject: here's a fun one fuf


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 08:40:02 01/09/04 Fri


What Anime Vampire Are You?

that was fun!!! take that quiz...

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Subject: more quiz results, please fix the movie forums!!


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sirius
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Date Posted: 08:36:44 01/09/04 Fri


What Anime Legend Are You?

(the movie forum is dead!! what happened?)



What Anime Stereotype Are You?

(aw...) o_O (you guys don't hate me, do you?)

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Subject: quizzes from the otaku...


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 08:31:23 01/09/04 Fri


Who's Your Anime Boyfriend?



What Inuyasha Villain Are You?

go to http://www.theotaku.com/ and get into the guru section. you don't hafta register, but it's fun how you end up being/with random anime charecters!)

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Subject: laughs so hard her english class stops and stares


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 06:30:19 01/09/04 Fri
"no!"

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Subject: *laughs hard enough to make Mr. Spano wonder*


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 06:27:58 01/09/04 Fri
"Ack! Mom!" James yelled, searching frantically for his friend an hour later.

"What?" she demanded, stepping out of the kitchen and looking worredly at him.

"Where's Sirius?" he yelled, sicking his head in a drawer.

"I haven't seen him," she answered, wondering what had gotten into her son. "Why are you looking for him in the silverware drawer?"

Remus and an oddly quiet Peter rushed into the room. James took his head out of the drawer, ignoring the fork that was stuck at a jaunty angle in his unruly hair and looked expectantly at them.

"We never should have transfigured him into a vase!" Remus moaned, shaking his head.

"No, that wasn't our problem," James said. "We just should've taken him upstairs with us..."

"Wait, are you looking for that multicolored vase that was on the table?" Mrs. Potter inquired.

James pounced on her. "Have you seen it? Did you move it?"

"Sure I did...to Siberia..." She swallowed guiltily at the look in her son's eyes.

"What???"

"Well, how was I supposed to know it was Sirius???" she asked nervously. The boys ran from the room, James shaking his head in disgust. She mumbled, "I knew I should have told Dumbledore to issue that 'no magic over break' rule...we could have avoided all of this..."

Meanwhile, Sirius had managed to fix himself (well, all except the flowers that now protruded from his left ear) and was trying futilly to understand the confused Muggles around him.

"N-no...no, I don't want that fish," he stammered. "I want to go back to England...no, I'm allergic to salmon...stop waving that under my nose!"

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Subject: so dead...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:33:34 01/09/04 Fri
James hesitated a moment, and then shrugged. "Okay!" he said brightly.

"NO!" Sirius cried, tackling him before he could open his mouth. "It was YOUR alter-ego who fixed the mess we were about to get into, so you're not allowed to mess this up any more than you already have! It was YOU who rushed the winter by before, after all!"

"Huh?" James asked, face in the dirt. "Ew, I hate the taste of soil..."

The boys spent about an hour sitting around James' house bored out of their skulls. Sirius fell asleep, his head lolling backwards and his mouth open. Thus, (because this is most unwise to do when surrounded by malicious Marauders), he was charmed various colors and James placed a boquet of flowers in his open mouth.

Then they turned him into a vase and stuck him on the gining room table, wandering off to torment the house elves.

Later that night, Sirius awoke during dinner. 'Why am I on the table? And why can't I move? Ew, there's something slimey and vaugely tasting like grass in my mouth...'

"Ah, Siri has finally awoken," Remus commented, calmly cutting a steak.

"Ah! You ate Peter!" Sirius cried. It was funny sounding, because he was a) a vase, and b) had flowers in his mouth.

"No..." Remus looked sad.

"Moony!" James exclaimed, sitting next to him. "I wondered where Pete had gone to! There will be no canabilism in my home over x-mas break, got it?"

"Yeah," Remus hung his head sadly.

"Hey, can someone please help me?" Sirius asked.

"No," James replied frankly, standing up and leaving. Remmy followed him a few moments later, rolling up his steak and shoving it whole into his mouth.

'Well, that's okay, guys, cuz paybacks are hell...' Sirius thought, wanting to sneeze because there was dust on his colorful glassy nose but unable because he was, in fact, a vase.

That's when he realized that the flowers in his mouth were in fact, pink bigonias, and that he was highly allergic to them.

His tongue swelled up so that he could no longer talk, and that was when Mrs. Potter walked into the room.

"Hmm...what other precious family herilooms could I possibly pawn off on Ebay?" she wondered out loud, looking around the room. Her eyes rested on the funny looking vase with the ugly dead flowers sitting on her table.

Later, in a box to Siberia...

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Subject: *smirk* nice try, chrissy


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:47:59 01/09/04 Fri
*In the Muffin cloud*
Lauren and Maddi stuck their tongues out at their friend. "You're mean," Lauren proclaimed unhappily, kicking at the floor.
*At the Potter home*
"So, what's the plan, boys?" Mr. Potter asked, running his fingers through his hair in an uncanny James-like way.

"Not much," his son replied. "Vege out...sleep...cast a few spellsmeanttostealabookfromSirius'home...the usual."

Mr. Potter raised an eyebrow, but didn't comment. Sirius elbowed his friend as soon as the man was gone.

"Just spill the whole plan to one of the few people who could stop us, why dont you?" he growled.

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Subject: :-) Hello everyone


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Nicole Z
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Date Posted: 04:46:57 01/09/04 Fri
Hello everyone! how are you? just wanted to say hi go back to your story. Bye Bye

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Subject: ok!


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chrissy
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Date Posted: 19:43:36 01/08/04 Thu
(glad I got this straightened out. *big grin* please procede and thankyou for your coporation!)

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Subject: alrighty then lets get back on track people!


Author:
Sirius who is really chrissy but oh well
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Date Posted: 19:42:02 01/08/04 Thu
(ok this is really chrissy but because it wont let me edit the posts I had to do it this way the easiest way I could think of.)

all of our bags were packed. we had decided that we would not bring down the noble and most ancient house of Black until next year...

"Oi, why the sad faces?" Peter asked, walking into the compartment on the Hogwarts express with four butterbeers balanced in his arms.

"How'd you get those?" James asked, jumping up.

"Passage behind the mirror on the eighth floor," Peter said smugly. "You tap the mirror three times and say the password and it slides right up."

"Excellent," I said, taking a butterbeer and opening it.

(did the others all come from wizarding families or should we start explaining the details of Hogwarts to...the muggle-born Marauders?)

About three hours later the train stopped at Platfrom Nine and Three Quarters. Wearing muggle garb and our Hogwarts cloaks we were the first ones off the train.

James' father, identifiable by his mop of unruly hair, was waiting for us in muggle clothes. he was grinning and had his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his jeans, as if the deeper they were the less cold he was apt to be.

"hello boys," he said cheerfully.

"Dad, this is Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. they're the friends that are staying," James told his dad.

"Well come this way boys. we'll be taking the taxi home."

we grrabbed our trunks and Remus caught his owl cage, following Mr. Potter back into the muggle world.

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Subject: I hold you in contempt! Both of you! ARG!


Author:
chrissy the forum master of walkthroughs
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Date Posted: 19:37:39 01/08/04 Thu
(for those of you who can't hear me now, there is an unnatural growl comming from deep inside my throat right now.)

Chrissy lashed out at Fufu and Maddi as they giggled back at hogwarts. "AAARRRRRGGGGG!!! You will NOT WILL NOT WILL NOT WILL NOT WILL WILL WILL WILL TURNER ORLANDO BLOOM IS HOT WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT stick yourselves into this story! i thought we all agred upon this! Im fixing this all NOW!"

Chrissy beat the computer screen out of anger. "I'm fixing this now! For I'm Chrissy of the Walkthroughs and can guide through tough puzzles and unfortunate mishaps! I'm also the webmaster of this forum! GRRRR I should hold you two in contempt of this court-" Chels whispered something in her ear and after panting a bit, Chrissy was able to settle down and continue in a more calm fashion.

"As I was saying, it is up to me, Chrissy of the Walkthroughs, to fix this mess you've created." Suddenly she whipped a wand out and said "SHABOOM!" (complete lack of creativity there....)

Suddenly time was racing backwards and stopped right after Chrissy had deleted the post about the marauders map and she was just about to edit maddi's post.

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Subject: because, at some point in time, chels and tara became chrissy's faithful minions...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:49:43 01/08/04 Thu
Lauren grinned, glad for her chance to reappear in the story.

"About time," she muttered. "I missed romping around this school..."

They ran up to the Griffendor common room and forced Peter (sombrero and all) to return from his Mexican excursion (sorry--siesta). Then they repeatedly poked the other Marauders for a while until they were recognized.

"Oh...God!" James choked on nothing and fell over in a dead faint.

"Look, he remembers us!" Maddi squealed happily.

"Yeah..." Lauren poked the unmoving boy with her sneaker. "He seems thrilled..."

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Subject: at last, intelligent life!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 08:56:11 01/08/04 Thu
(in the Muffin cloud)

"I know what would liven this story up," Maddi said, her bandana over her face and her hood over the rest of her head.

"what?" Fuf asked, so bored that she was tying and untying her left shoe.

"us!" Maddi said grandly, jumping up. "we'll just go down there and cause some havoc and confusion and--"

"and no," said a voice from the shadows. the two looked up, trying to see who it was.

"who is it?" Maddi called.

"it is I, Balthasar!" Mr Kopas said, stepping out of the shadows in a Satan cape and Orlando Bloom's Pirates of the Caribbean hat.

"all about the hats," Maddi whispered to Fuf, who was drooling.

"Give it to me!" she screamed, diving for the hat.

"Ah!" Mr K cried, passing out.

"Well that was sure good!" Maddi yelled. "Now he's dead and we can't hear why we can't put ourselves in our own story!"

she stared at the panting Lauren for a moment before diving for a notebook.

"NO!" Mr Kopas yelled, sitting straight up.

(in Hogwarts)

"Mwhaha, we are back at last!" Maddi cried, hugging Lauren.

"NO!" Mr Kopas said again, before he passed out one last time.

"Let's go see what our aliases are doing," Maddi said, grabbing Fuf's hand and pulling her down the hall.

(in the Muffin cloud)

"she will die," Chrissy told Chels and Tara, her faithful minions...

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Subject: yeah, it always does that


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 05:34:25 01/08/04 Thu
(chrissy'll have to fix it. Until then....)
*in the Muffin cloud*
Lauren beat her fists against the desk. "Why has this story come to a screeching halt?" she demanded angrilly.

"Because Chels is taking a very long 'siesta' from it," Maddi replied calmly, her bandana pulled down over her eyes. "And we got lost because someone *cough cough* was making our winter shoot by faster than lunch hour."

Chrissy blushed. "What? I just wanted to get to the more fun years..."

"But we need to keep it going," Lauren continued, poking the nearly-sleeping Maddi. "What'll they do without us?"

"Who?" she asked sleepily.
*Down at Hogwarts*
Remus and Sirius were in roughly the same position as their Muffin counterparts. Sirius was stretched out on the common room couch, a handkerchief over his face. Lupin was beating his friend over the head with his wand.

James was putting off the editing of a Potions paper. Peter had conviently disappeared and the last time anyone had seen him, he had been wearing a sombrero and speaking what little Spanish he knew.

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Subject: sorry


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 04:36:12 01/08/04 Thu
(i can't fix my post--it wants me to log in, but then it tells me that it wasn't my post!)

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Subject: ok im fixing this!


Author:
chrissy of walkthroughs
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Date Posted: 19:44:36 01/01/04 Thu
(.......ditto. what are they doing? lets backtrack this a little and take it one baby step at a time... ok it was all going good until I posted the "winter flew by" line and introduced the marauder's map. Y don't we ignore that little portion, and maddi'll repost hers and edit out the little map line. I'll get to work on that now...)

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Subject: *squeals* Maddi!!!!!!!!!


Author:
ffu
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Date Posted: 18:05:05 12/31/03 Wed
(*confused look* I thought they were going to Sirius'...they completely changed their plans? I'm not posting anything 'til we get this straightened out...too confused...)

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Subject: hey I'm home


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 17:52:17 12/31/03 Wed
(why is time going so fast? I mean, i never said they were anamagus, or at least I don't think so...and did we totally skip x-mas vacation? I mean, there was going to be some pranking Lily and general mischeif, but suddenly there's another full moon and the winter is gone so we're making a map. thus, I am going to fill in my own blanks and you shall be reading posts more carefully guys...^_^ I missed you all so much, you hafta come with me next year! it was fun, but...well, it was totally muffin-free. that makes me sad...)

all of our bags were packed. Remus had the map-in-progress sticking out of his pocket, several scribbles on the already dirty-looking piece of parchment. In order to finish this map, we would have to wrestle away some books on the dark arts from my younger brother. of course, to do THAT it would mean not bringing down the noble and most ancient house of Black until next year...

"Oi, why the sad faces?" Peter asked, walking into the compartment on the Hogwarts express with four butterbeers balanced in his arms.

"How'd you get those?" James asked, jumping up.

"Passage behind the mirror on the eighth floor," Peter said smugly. "You tap the mirror three times and say the password and it slides right up."

"Excellent," I said, taking a butterbeer and opening it.

(did the others all come from wizarding families or should we start explaining the details of Hogwarts to...the muggle-born Marauders?)

About three hours later the train stopped at Platfrom Nine and Three Quarters. Wearing muggle garb and our Hogwarts cloaks we were the first ones off the train.

James' father, identifiable by his mop of unruly hair, was waiting for us in muggle clothes. he was grinning and had his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his jeans, as if the deeper they were the less cold he was apt to be.

"hello boys," he said cheerfully.

"Dad, this is Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. they're the friends that are staying," James told his dad.

"Well come this way boys. we'll be taking the taxi home."

we grrabbed our trunks and Remus caught his owl cage, following Mr. Potter back into the muggle world.

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Subject: Ok, I see your point...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 17:38:17 12/30/03 Tue
(Yeah, Chrissy's right. They would never have perfected such a hard spell that fast...I'VE GOT A NEW COMP AND ITS A DELL AND IT'S REALLY COOL!!!)
I curled up in a ball in my corner. Why I always chose that corner, I'm not sure, but it was mine. I had claimed it. I'd ever left a bloody pawprint there that refused to come off...

The elixer I had taken was the earliest version of a potion I would end up taking 30 years later. It didn't work very well, but the theory was that it could let a werewolf keep his human mind and just be a docile wolf.

All it did for me was tone me down so I wouldn't chase the singular squirrel that had been trapped in with me.

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Subject: oo this is fun! I'm a stag!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 19:54:38 12/27/03 Sat
(WOAH! STOP! HOLD ON A MINUTE! You can't expect these guys to become animagus in three measley days. It took them three YEARS to get it right. I think they PERFECTED it in forth year... unles you plan on... hold on I'll fill in the blanks... heh)

Finally had come the day or the next full moon, and Peter, Sirius and I were brushing up on some last minuet details before the moon came out.

I went over the spell agin and again until I was sure I had it right.

That night, we offered to accompany Remus to the Shrieking Shack.

"We got something cool to show you!" Sirius explained. "We've only been working on it for the past month.

"Ok, fine." It took half the evening to convince Remus to let us tag along.

We locked ourselves up in the Shrieking Shack about an hour before the moon came out, and prepared to show off the animagus spells.

We sat Remus in an old chair and lined up in the front of the room.

Nodding to eachother, Sirius, Remus, and I became a black dog, a rat, and a stag.

Or so we thought.

When I looked around, I Found us not animals, but half and half.

"I've got a tail!" Peter shrieked. "A rat tail!"

I pointed at Sirius. "You've got fuzzy black doggy ears!" I laughed.

He returned the laugh. "And you've got antlers on your head!"

Remus was just shaking his head. "Leave it to you to do something this stupid."

I walked up and hugged his shoulders. "Just figured this way, you wouldn't feel left out."

He nodded his head slowly, but quickly leaped up and stared out the window. The moon glowed brightly back at him.

"Time for you to get!" He shoved us out the door.

"But how are we supposed to change ourselves back?" Peter whined.

"Figure it out on your own." Taking a swig out of a vile he produced from his robes, he slammed the door in our faces.

"What was that?" I asked.

"Dunno," Sirius replied, "but I guess we shouldn't worry 'bout it for now. Let's juts try and get rid of these things..." He poked his ears.

"Aw, but I think their cute," I scratched the back of the ears and surpressed a laugh, "Fluffy!"

A growl came deep from Sirius' throat. "Don't provoke me. I bet I grew some sharp teeth, too."

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Subject: um...I'm so happy for you?


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:48:15 12/25/03 Thu
When Sirius and James bounded up the stairs and invited Peter and I to the Potter's for Christmas holiday, I was pleasently surprised. I'd never really had friends before and certainly had never been invited anywhere.

When they gave evil grins and told us of a plan they had cooked up while coming up the stairs to scare the crap out of the noble and most ancient house of Black, I threw a pillow across the room that hit Sirius square in the face.

"You git!" I shouted. "We cannot anger a family of pureblood dark wizards! I don't care if they are your family!"

Sirius hugged the pillow to his chest and bounced with excitement. "C'mon Moony--"

I made a soft sound of anger at the name. He grinned.

"Sorry. C'mon, Remmy. It's the perfect opportunity to get back at my scummy family for years of cruelty and torture of non-purebloods! We can't possibly pass this up."

I frowned, crossing my arms over my chest. "You're barking mad. Both of you."

"You know you love us." James batted his eyelashes at me.

"Nutters. Loonys. You both need to be checked into St. Mungo's."

"You're coming along, Moony," Sirius said firmly. And I shrugged.

"Well, of course. Who else is going to save your bloody hides when this is all over?"

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Subject: well I have!! WKZC, here I come...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 08:54:11 12/24/03 Wed
*in the bubble, Sirius prods James' shoulder with his wand. "stupid git, you never should have dug up that book so soon,"

"not my fault, I'm not controlling our destinies here..."*

I was tired. Really tired. now, I was never one to fall asleep in class. you know, one of those brilliant kids that could live through ANYTHING!!

so when I fell asleep in potions and bombed my hugs test, I wasn't happy.

oh, no. and with a few weeks of detention to look forward to, things were NOT looking up for me.

not to mention that christmas break was coming fast and I'd have to go suffer through my everyday existance again.

that was when James ran up to me in the common room while I was frantically doing potions homework to salvage my marks. I glanced up at him and back at my notes--no time for mischeif until my grades were passing again.

"Sirius..." he half sang. I looked up again, wincing.

"never do that again," I complained, using one finger to pretend to clean out my ear. he dropped a list on my notes.

"I know you don't wanna go home for christmas, so I thought this could help you."

I scanned over the list and read the explaination at the top.

ALL THOSE WHO ARE NOT TAKING THE TRAIN HOME FOR CHRISTMAS SIGN HERE.

it was like the words of an angel, a heavensent message from God himself--not that I'm religious or anything. let's just say it was a lifesaver. I like to think it was cherry flavored.

"OhmygodIloveyouJamesthankyousomuchscrewmystupidrelativesIMNOTGOINHOME!" I babbled, signing my name as quickly as I could, afraid that the list would evaporate.

"Hey, I didn't know you had it THAT bad at home," James said, frowning. He sat down next to me, looking over the names on the list.

"You don't know half of it," I muttered.

"..." James glanced over at me. "Would you like to talk, or leave me hanging?"

"It's a long story,"

"I've got all weekend long to listen. maybe I'll even do some of your homework for you if I get bored."

"Sounds like an even trade," I agreed.

So for about six and a half hours I spilled out my life story, babbling like a first year girl on her birthday. I complained about my mother, ranted about my perfect little brother, explained the danger of living in my home, and some of the crap I had put up with for all of my short eleven years.

James nodded and listened and occasionally asked me more about the Doxies and the portraits. I complained about Krecher and his mother, Penalopy, and the creepy beheaded house elves hanging on the walls.

James gave me a funny look when it was over. "why would you ever go back?" he asked.

I shook my head. "Now you see my problem," I told him.

"Hey..." he looked thoughtful. "Why don't you come stay with me and my folks over the holiday? we'll get permission from Dumbledore and you can tell your parents I'm in Slytherin if you want," he offered.

I nodded, grinning. "I never got out of my house before," I confided. "Except that time I stayed at the muggle hotel during the supermodel tours."

"you sly dog," James muttered, shaking his head. "Might as well invite Peter and Moony too,"

"I HAVE A NAME!" Remus roared from upstairs. James and I dissolved into evil cackles and ran up to find him, intending to wreck some major havoc around the school...

and to do that, we'd have to find Lily...

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Subject: nope...sowwie, Maddi


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 08:07:26 12/24/03 Wed
I noticed that my friends were disappearing more and more often in between classes and during meals. This frusterated me quite a bit, especially because they had just insisted that they wouldn't abandon me.

One evening, they came in later than ever before, so late that they had to use the Invisibility Cloak to sneak past Filch, the monsterous caretaker. I was sitting in the common room, studying for the lovely test Valwigs, the Potions professor, was jumping us with the next day.

I lifted my head from the table I had sleepily laid it on as they stumbled inside, tripping over the cloak.

Sirius was grumbling to Peter. "You're such a prat, you know that? Turning into a rat--not nearly as difficult as a dog and yet you manage to tranfigure yourself into a bleedin' teapot!"

"With a tail," Peter offered meekly.

I frowned. What were they up to? Dropping my head back onto the table, I closed my eyes and forced my breathing to an even rate.

They didn't even notice me. Instead, James poked Peter. "Good show, really." He smirked.

Sirius rolled his eyes. "Well, at least Potter and I are making good time on this. Next full moon's in three nights, you know. We don't have much time."

Full moon? I fought back the urge to question them.

Sirius plopped down in a chair and continued. "Ol' Remmy doesn't know?"

"Nope," James confirmed, collapsing in a heap on the floor. "You'd know if he did. He'd try to talk us out of it."

"Jamesy, you got it the best of all of us tonight," Sirius said approvingly. "By next full moon, the three of us may be full-fledged Animagus." He narrowed his eyes at Peter. "That means extra work for you, Wormtail."

Sniggering, James and Sirius headed for the staircase. Grumbling, Peter followed. I lifted my head again, dazed.

Animagus? They couldn't be serious. No first year could ever attempt that kind of magic. It was serious stuff, meant for Aurors and brilliant wizards and witches, not a trio of eleven year olds who could barely pass Transfiguration without my help. I sat back, thinking.

How could they even consider this? I wouldn't confront them just yet, I decided. No, I would wait 'till the next full moon to see just what their plan was, then try to stop them afterwards.

*A bubble appears on the edge of the screen. Twenty year old James, Sirius, and Remus sit there. Sirius and James are grinning evilly at Remus, who protests, "I was tired, I didn't think my plan through any more thoroughly than you two ever did."

"Right," Sirius replies, rolling his eyes. "You just don't want to admit that you have a real troublemaker hiding behind the clean ears and good grades."*

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Subject: has any1 ever heard anything about online raido stations before?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 17:00:52 12/23/03 Tue
after an all-night searching session in the library, we were so tired we couldn';t make it to breakfast the next morning.

I awoke with my face in a book and had to suffer the indignity of people 'reading my face' all day long. It was some nonsense about love potions, too, which landed me a few week's worth of detentions.

the girls really thought it was daring and puzzling, though. heh--point for me, i thought.

James announced after dinner was over that he had found something. it was a thick old book titled: anamagus, illegal and difficult. (hey, gimmie a break. creativity at a low here)

he seemed to have skipped lunch and breakfast to find it. *shrugs* oh well, it's his problem anyway...at least now we have instructions on how to do it...

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Subject: oo fun fun animigus!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 14:09:17 12/23/03 Tue
(James says "Ho"? lol)

Sirius had told me the plan, but it made me feel quite uneasy. We agreed not to let Remus in quite yet, to keep it a surprise until we mastered the skill.

Sirius wanted to become an animigus.(sp?)

We spent all the free time we had looking up ways on how to do it. We managed to squeak some info out of McGonagal, but we couldn't go too far with her. We also used the invisibility cloak I got from my uncle for Christmas (where DID he get that thing from anyway???) to look in the restricted section of the library for books and stuff on it.

Sirius decided he wanted to try an become a black dog. Black, because it was fitting "I've always wanted a puppy," he told us.

I decided on a stag, because a.) I just found out that Lily's a big horse fan b.) I saw a picture and description and it said "strong, fast, and smart." "Fits me perfectly!" I insisted. "Well, not sure about smarts, mate," Sirius laughed, "but I guess you have to be strong to fall for Lily Evans!"

Peter decided on a rat, mainly because it was easy. "Yeah, and then you'll be small enough to dodge the branches of that whomping willow when we need to get through," Sirius concluded. That gave Pete second thoughts.

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Subject: yea, we do don't we?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 10:33:17 12/23/03 Tue
"you-you do?" he asked, shocked.

"Of course, mate. What, did you think we'd turn you in or something? And it obviously wouldn't have worked, becuase Dumbledore's GOT to know about it, or you wouldn't be here."

He sat there trembling for a moment and suddenly burst out in tears.

"Whoa," Sirius said, backing up. "What's wrong with you?" he glanced around the commmon room as if there were people watching.

"I just--I never had any friends at home and--I DON"T WANNA BE ALONE AGAIN!" he wailed, sobbing loudly.

"Remus, we're going to leave if you keep it up," James threatened. "C'mon, Moony, stop being so sad. We'll think up a way to help you."

"You will?" he asked, tears stopping.

"uh-huh," Sirius agreed.

"We will?" James repeated.

"Well, I was thinking..."

(ow...I have a chain on my bottom teeth...can't CHEW anything!)

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Subject: ag! ive been found out!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 10:27:08 12/23/03 Tue
As I strolled into Gryffindor's common room, I wondered how much longer I would be able to keep them mystified to my problem.

That question was answered by Sirius, who grimly informed me that they knew.

I sank into an armchair and reflexivly bit my lower lip. Peter looked a bit nervous, but the others seemed calm. I braced myself for rejection, all the while berating myself for ever thinking I could come here and have a normal life.

"Don't look so much like you're headed for the excecutioner, mate," James exploded, tossing a chocolate frog at my head. "We think it's actually kind of cool."

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Subject: it seems to be the full moon often at Hogwarts...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 10:08:10 12/23/03 Tue
I saw Remus dart across the grounds. Of course, he was headed for the whomping willow. once again, he was doing this during the full moon.

the only explaination I could reason up was that there was a secret passage under the new tree. James and Peter hurried outside, their dates running after them. The girls seemed to think we were thrilling. Well, I thought, at least we won't have problems picking up girlfriends in the future...

"Remus," James said bluntly. I pointed at the tree.

"Ladies, if you'd excuse us...we have something to do," I said politely. They giggled and nodded their consent, walking back to the castle together.

"So what do we do?" I asked James.

"Why are you asking me?" he replied.

"You're the leader of our little group, the wits and such. I only come up with the pranks. Now, what are we going to do about Remmy?"

James thought for a moment. "...follow him?"

"Right-o!" I agreed, pumping a fist in the air. I shucked off my dress robes, revealing the jeans and the t-shirt I was wearing underneath. We raced over to the tree and darted under the branches. Peter tripped and fell, crashing face-first into the trunk. the branches froze.

"Cool!" James exclaimed, ducking into the passage that opened at the base of the tree. I followed him, dragging a struggling Peter behind me.

At the other end was the Shrieking Shack. I had heard about it from my parents, but the other two boys were unaware of just where we were.

"Why are you so afraid?" Peter asked me quietly.

"Me? Afraid? Ha!" I replied, trying to act brave. I'd have to get them out of here fast...

"Ho, what's that?" James asked, peering into the next room.

I took a peek too. It was a werewolf, curled up and asleep on an armchair. The creature was bleeding heavily, the red liquid pouring down the chair and over the floor. It s huge teeth were covered in blood.

and lying on the floor not too far away were Remus' dress robes. I squeaked and backed away from the door before the wolf woke and smelled us.

James and Peter came with me easily. We ran back to school as fast as our legs would take us and finished up the night, saying good-bye to our dates in the Great Hall.

when Remus surfaced in class the next day, I knew there was only one explaination. If the wolf hadn't eaten him, then HE must have been the wolf! James had come to the same conclusion next to me, and he squeaked when he saw Remus' heavily bandaged wrist.

"Hey," he said calmly, sitting down next to me. "You look like you've seen a ghost,"

"I've seen alot of them," James said stupidly.

"Remus..." I began, and shook my head, grinning. "I suppose we should call you Moony now,"

"What?" he froze.

"We know where you were last night," I said, my voice low. Remus looked like he was either going to cry or chew my head off.

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Subject: wolfy


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fuf
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Date Posted: 08:46:46 12/22/03 Mon
Marie turned out to be lovely company. She was as smart as I was and incredably funny. Yet, somehow, I wasn't feeling my best. I felt weak, despite the great amount of food I was comsuming, and Marie was now giving me concerned looks.

"Are you all right?" she asked. "Perhaps we should go outside..."

"No!" I yelped. She frowned and I added, "I can't...much to tired...I think I should see the nurse."

She smiled understandingly and I couldn't help but grin back. I gave her a quick kiss on the cheek and excused myself, offering a reassuring glance at Peter. Then I fairly ran from the Great Hall.

As I bolted for the secret passage that would lead to refuge, I silently cursed my memory. How could I forget that tonight was that of a full moon? How could I have put my friends--and Marie--in danger like that??

I scurried along the passage and slipped though the door to my own private shack. Locking it behind me, I shucked off my dress robes and crawled into a corner in my white tee shirt and boxers. I curled into as small a ball as I could and began to shiver.

None of my friends know what happens to me night after night, whenever the moon grows big and haunts the night sky. None of my friends know the nightmare that is my life.

Feeling suddenly cold, then burningly hot, I trembled and felt my flesh begin to crawl and itch. My spine jerked and my body spasmed with it as I began to change. I let out a scream of pain that quickly became a howl as my body was covered in thick black hair and claws grew where my fingernails had once been. My face pushed outward and, between the sickening crakcing sounds, I continued to roar in agony.

When the transformation was complete, and I was a full-fledged wolf, I began to wildly pace the floor, growling at shadows. My human mind had shrunk to the back of my conciounsness and all that remained was an animal. I lurched at the door, roaring and hoping with my wolf-brain that it would open and food would be on the other side.

Wolves are cunning animals, however, and my mind soon registered that this, like all the other nights, would be without prey. I crawled back into my corner and sat there, biting at my front leg until the sweet smell of blood filled my sensitive nose.

The next morning, I underwent the nightmarish pain of becoming a biped again and, ignoring my bleeding wrist, pulled my robes on again and slipped back through the passage into the castle.

I am a werewolf. Only Dumbledore knows it, and I plan to keep it that way. If anybody else finds out what I really am...nobody will be safe. Not me. Not my friends. Nobody.
(ook, that was long and weird...fun to write tho....foreshadowing, anyone?)

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Subject: okey pokey


Author:
james
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Date Posted: 17:49:32 12/21/03 Sun
Madame Pomfery assured us that Sirius would be back down to the ball soon, and that we should go and enjoy ourselves. Of corse, we being true friends, decided that we felt bad that Sirius had to sit in there while we were having fun, so we went down and waited for him in the great hall.

My date really wasn't all that interesting. It was some Hufflepuff girl named Wanda. I had asked Lily multiple times, but she insisted I was too full of myself to give me the time of day, So Remus hooked me up with one of his date's friends. I told him later never to try to help me again.

Because my date had made me sware not to do any more pranks the rest of the ball, I was bored out of my mind most of the time. Once or twice I danced, most of the time I ate, and the rest of the time I watched as Remus and Peter tried to politely sit and put up with their dates, although they looked like they were ahving a far better time then me... I think. Remus might have fallen asleep sitting up once or twice.

Eventually Sirius returned, and after a short while, he gotup with his date and started wlaking towards the door to the courtyard.

"Taking her on a walk outside," he whispered to me as they walked by. "A Lovely full moon out..."

"Full moon?" My gaze quickly went back to where Remus was sitting, looking plae and rather uncomfortable. He eventually said something to his date and hurried out of the great hall.

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Subject: what a huge post Fuf...


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Sirius
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Date Posted: 14:56:03 12/21/03 Sun
he then proceeded to curse the living daylights out of me. only me, cuz I obviously caused his plight.

"Second time tonight!!!" I cursed, being dragged down to the hospital wing by James and Remus.

"serves you right, stupid git," James informed me.

"Aw..." I pouted. "I was being brilliant and yopu know it..."

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Subject: umm


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 14:49:30 12/21/03 Sun
Several hours after this interesting nightmare of a game of follow the leader, we tracked down Lily and forced her to reverse the spell.

Then the actual ball started for us, beginning with a typical prank: Dumping a bucket of frozen pudding on Snape's head.

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Subject: o thanx guys...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 14:34:30 12/21/03 Sun
I re-surfaced still in time for the dance, my hair its regular, beautiful black/brown color. My date, Emily, was stifling laughter with the sleeve of one robe. I spotted Remus, James, and peter on the other side of the room, staring at me with wide eyes.

I held out my arm to Emily and walked towards the Great Hall with her. Behind me, the Marauders did the same.

"What is this?" I demanded of them.

"What is this?" they echoed. I smacked myself in the face with my hand and laughed silently as they all did the same.

This could be used to my advantage...of course, some bloodthirsty girl (namely--Lily) could have cursed all three to mimic me until she released a counter-curse...but hey, that wasn't about to ruin my night!

Emily and I took a seat at one of the purple coated circular tables ringing the center of the Great Hall. They followed meover and sat down, their curious dates following.

Things got boring fast, beause I couldn't speak to any of them (they just kept echoing me). so I apologized to Emily and grabbed two handfuls of mashed potatoes.

the other three did the same, Remus looking rather perplexed.

I raised my hands above my head, stopping to watch as they followed the action.

Remus tried to say something (I think it was a 'no'). I didn't listen, though, and turned my hands upside down.

Peter squealed suddenly, causing all the rest of us to squeak in response. I clamped my hands to my mouth.

James reached over and grabbed a glass of water. He poured it over his head.

Have I ever mentioned that I hate dress robes? Well, the ice cubes got lodged in my spine and I got up and danced about in a curious sort of hoping pattern, trying to get them out.

Remus tripped and fell on his face.

So did the rest of us.

Peter got a bloody nose.

It went on for a long time...

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Subject: lol


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 08:17:01 12/21/03 Sun
"Darn, and I'd so hoped he'd go to the dance that way," I muttered half-jokingly. Peter shot me a nervous look.

"Really?"

"Yes," I replied, laying the sarcasm on so thick that even he couldn't miss it.

James wasn't listening. Instead, he was gazing forlornly at Lily Evans, who was seated on the couch across the room listening to Professor McGonagall's more-than-half-amused speech on how to repress your anger and not turn pig-headed (sorry Maddi) classmates into varying animals. They look in his eyes said quite plainly that he liked and respected her already...an interesting sign for such a boy.

I followed his eyes and looked the girl over. She was pretty enough, I supposed, with long red hair and peircing green eyes, but I knew what a bad temper redheads here supposed to possess and silently wondered how long James would last in such a relationship.

As I turned to speak to Peter, I realized that he too was staring at a girl. Cara Potter was a year James' seinior with his jet black hair and sparkling blue eyes that were a stark contrast to her brother's hazel ones. She was quite smart and had managed to avoid Peter pretty well thus far with charms and spells that often ended with him hanging from the ceiling of some desolate classroom by his ankles.

I sighed. "Me thinks both you lads are going to lose your lives to love this year."

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Subject: lalala


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james
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Date Posted: 20:13:08 12/20/03 Sat
At the mention of the name 'Lily', I peered around Remus' back to get a glimpse, in spite of myself.

"Which one's Lily again?" I asked, trying to pick out which one of the red-heads was her.

"That one," Remus pointed to one of the girls with her wand aimed at Black's head. "She's the one next to that other girl whose trying to wring Sirius' neck."

I inhailed sharply when I saw her, causing Remus to turn and stare at me in a 'ha-you-like-her-don't-you' sort of way. I shot him a 'say-anything-and-you're-dead' look and gazed back at Lily.

The battle between the Griffendor Girls and Sirius lasted for almost half-an-hour, and could have lasted longer if Professor McGonagal hadn't come to break it up. Afterwards, Sirius had to be sent to the hospital wing to be turned back into a human (we weren't sure what exacty he was. He resembled a Griffen with really short legs and pink, purple, and green fur/skin/feathers).

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Subject: HA!


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Date Posted: 13:53:55 12/20/03 Sat
(lol, poor Sirius)
I was sure Sirius' ego wouldn't be able to take much more of this bashing, but he decided to go to the ball anyway.

We cringed as we slipped downstairs (even Peter, who had decided upon a set of plum-colored robes), expecting the worst. To our surprise, however, the students smiled at Sirius, but did not mock. One lad even said, "Cool, hair, Black!"

Naturally, Sirius was thrilled with this new attention. Grinning broadly, he stopped to chat with several boys about his new look.

The fun stopped, however, when the Griffendor girls reappeared. They stood in a mob-like group on the other end of the common room and simply stared at Sirius until he stopped speaking and began to look a bit frightened. Clearly, images of fat little dogs with very short legs was running through his mind, for he broke into a run for the stairs.

The girls were too quick for him, however, and cast a spell together that caused a minor explosion to rock the room. Sirius collapsed and we all froze in horror.

He was a llama with bright pink fur and no matter how many times I waved my wand in his direction, he would not change back.

"What the--?" he demanded in a llama-like voice. "Andy! Lily! Change me back!!"

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Subject: cows


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Date Posted: 13:34:29 12/20/03 Sat
Sirius, the dashound, skidded across the floor, his little nails clicking on the wooden floorboards as he scurried under the bed. James sat up, a bit surprised, and tried to look under the bed.
(i hope u dont mind if i dont adopt this 'I' stuff right away. In case you didnt know, i dont much like Peter and am not really sure i want to embrace him as a part of me...yet)
Peter had his wand in mid-swing, trying to change his robes into some unnatural color. The words he's been speaking had melted into nothingness, his chubby jaw dropped open.
Sirius could be heard wimpering from his dusty hiding place.
"Sirius?" Remus asked, a bit alarmed if it had been another dashound wearing Sirius's robes.
A scared bark replied and Remus knew this was their friend. He got down on all fours to peer at the quivering Sirius-dog.
"We can't fix you from down there." James was beside Remus.
Sirius slowly crawled out from under the bed and allowed his friends to place him on James's bed.
After an hour of spells the Marauders managed to change Sirius back into a human--after he was a chicken, a boar, a lawn ornament, and, briefly, Madam Pomphry(sp). He was the same old Sirius Black, save for one thing.
"What's wrong?" Sirius asked upon seeing the shocked faces of his friends.
"It's pink." Peter pointed out
"What is?" Sirius was fearing the worse
"You're hair, mate." James was close to laughter.
"What?!" Sirius rushed to the mirror, "Oh no! M-my beautiful hair!" he clutched a bright pink lock of hair.
Remus was frowning, "How'd it go wrong? We said the spell right."
"It was one of those girls," Sirius concluded angrily, "Must have hit me with it as i went for the castle."
He ran his hands through his hair in disbelief. Pink! His dark hair was PINK! How? Why?! Pink!
As hard as they tried the color wouldn't return to normal and the only thing they could do was wait it out.But Sirius was tough, though his friends thought that this new colored hair would deter him from going to the ball, he went inspite of it. Only Sirius could have pulled it off with dignity, and it was a mericle he made it downstairs without being made fun of.

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Subject: i like this idea!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 13:07:25 12/20/03 Sat
As I watched Sirius getting horribly mauled by a pack of girls through the our room's window, the breif thought that he would be the girl-magnet of our group hit me. Then one of the girls turned him into a toad for about thirty seconds, and the thought disappeared.

"Poor Sirius," James muttered dully as he flipped through a battered Quidditch book that I had leant him.

"What's happening to him now?" Peter asked, his voice muffled as he tried to twist and turn his blond head into a bright green set of dress robes.

"He's been transfigured into an orange aardvark and he's running toward the lake," I reported, then paused. "And now he's got wings...think Lily gave him those."

James looked up, suddenly interested. "The red-head?"

"Yeah, that's the one..." I turned my gaze on him and raised an eyebrow. "Why? You fancy her?"

He blushed. "Nah. And shut up, Remus. Even if I did, you wouldn't be one to scoff. After all," His voice changed to become sickly sweet and I knew he was mocking me, "Marie has such lovely golden hair and eyes the color of the evening sky. And her robes looked absoulutly *stunning* on her in class today, despite the fact that they were the same black ones we all wear day in a day out."

I punched him. "Stuff it."

Peter, having decided he didn't much like the blindingly-green robe, changed into a yellow set. I sighed as he fell over, having tripped over the hem. "Pete, why don't you just choose a color like the rest of us?" I was wearing a deep blue set of robes, one that actually looked new despite the fact that it belonged to my dad. James had on a jade green set and Sirius' was crimson, though I wasn't sure how long that would be in one peice as he was still running from the girls, last I checked.

Peter flushed. "I-I just want to be sure Cara notices me."

James looked like he wanted to comment, but Sirius chose that moment to run into our room. At least, I thought it was Sirius. He didn't look much like himself, more like a fat little daschound. With feathers.

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Subject: so I'm to be going Lestat on you all, eh?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 17:57:40 12/19/03 Fri
(hey--thought. This is now from my point of view. I think we should all post as 'I' from now on, y'know, like the Marauders that we are? you don't have to if you don't wanna, tho...)

That morning was...interesting. I remember the girls hustling about, applying makeup and fixing their hair, only to scrub it all off and do it over again. Girls are fickle creatures, I decided.

James and Remus were fairly calm, digging up their dress robes and applying some de-wrinkling charms to them. Peter was acting a bit more like one of the girls, fretting over what to wear and bathing six times before he realized that his hair needed to be dried magically and carefully fixed. Remus, James, and I didn't really care about our appearences--tonight would be a time of total mayhem and chaos. If everything went according to plan, that is...

So while Remmy and James played a game of chess, I sat curled in the armchair I had been in the previous night. Actually, I had ended up sleeping in the common room. It reminded me for some reason of the muggle hotel I roomed in when I couldn't stand being at home any longer.

Thoughts were running through my mind recklessly. What if that had been the ultimate prank? I mean, what more would we possibly do for six years? there had to be something...I entertained some breif notions about making a map and finding some secret passages, but didn't think they would work very well.

around lunch time James and Remus dragged me off to get some food, claiming that I was going to pass out tonight if I didn't eat anything. Actually, I can go quite long without food. I think it was just their way of being nervous. After all, they had never entertained someone all night long before. Living with my parents, one acquires alot of talents. Being naturally charming is only one of few (bragging again, I know...) ^_^

Peter dashed into the Great Hall only long enough to grab a sandwich and leave again. I have no idea what he was doing, but I'm not sure I want to know all the details.

Various girls appeared and disapeared at total random, some stopping to eat whole meals and others only grabbing small morsels and running out of the Great Hall as if their hair were on fire. I had some fun pulling some minor pranks on them, turning robes invisible and changing hair colors--harmless stuff like that.

It was about twenty minutes later when a gang of girls wearing their pajamas with bright purple hair came after me, forming an angry mob that spelled my doom.

"I've never seen you run so fast!" James called in a sweet voice as I made my escape.

Half way to the football field, they got me. Tackling me to the ground and piling on top of me, they were snarling and cursing at me even after I had been rendered defenseless (aka, without a wand).

A voice I knew rose above the others suddenly, and I winced. "SIRIUS IAN BLACK!"

"Andy," I said weakly.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?!?!"

"Nothing, I can fix it," I muttered.

"How much trouble can one eleven year old pip-squeak cause?" Lily demanded of the other girls.

So accepting my wand, I fixed my cousin and ran like hell.

Lily let out a scream and tore after me.

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Subject: christmas ball


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Chels
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Date Posted: 17:14:41 12/19/03 Fri
Remus placed a hand on Sirius's shoulder "You won't let that happen, mate."

The next day was the day of the Christmas ball and the whole school was in a hubbub

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Subject: *grin*


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 17:07:22 12/19/03 Fri
James nodded, accepting his friend's words, but Sirius just turned his haunting blue eyes on Remus.

"How do you know?" he demanded. "This could be the end and we'll have to wallow through our next six years of school BORED OUT OF OUR MINDS!"

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Subject: ketchup


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:01:58 12/19/03 Fri
By the time James and Sirius returned it had grown late. The commenroom was nearly empty, only a few students were still awake, toiling over ancient volumes or slumbering in one of the comfy armchairs. Peter and Remus were deep into their second game of chess, a tight battle while both held in a Wizarding Chess stalemate.
The two pranksters entered the commonroom just as Remus's bishop was sleighing Peter's Knight.
"Aw, piddle sticks." Peter cursed, sighing at his misfortune in this most wicked twist of chess fate.
Sirius and James walked up to the table where the two Marauders sat entagled in their game. Both of the pranksters were grinning from ear-to-ear, obviously proud of the work they'd done.
Remus looked up and gave a weak smile, as much as he could muster in such a sleepy state, "So it went well."
"You should have been there!" Sirius looked like he might burst with glee, "It was great!!!"
"It really was. He couldn't stop doing those hops and twirls." James added
"It was art." Sirius concluded, "Pranks at their finest."
He sat down, pleased with himself, in one of the chairs that was directed towards the fire, but still allowed for him to see the chessboard. James took the seat across from him.
"Sounds like you two have commited the perfect prank." Remus commented, staring hard at the board as he considered his next move.
"Perfect" James repeated in a wimsicle tone. He sunk back into the chair, tired and happy.
Sirius sighed, but he didn't slouch back. Instead he sat up. He was alert, in a very thoughtful fashion. His mysterious eyes were locked on the dancing flames of the fire and James watched his partner in crime with good-humoured inquisition.
"You know, we may never have another night like this. We may never have another prank that can top this." Sirius spoke, his eyes never leaving the fire.
"What?" James asked, unsure of what Sirius was getting at.
"What if this is as good as it gets?" Sirius broke his gaze and turned to look hard at James.
"As good as it gets?" James said, churning the idea through his brain.
Remus had been observing this while Peter pondered his countermove. He spoke reasuringly with the wisdom of his years (which weren't all that great in number), "It isn't."

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Subject: lol, poor Snape...Reums put him in that dress in PoA...or, Neville did...


Author:
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Date Posted: 15:10:35 12/19/03 Fri
Peter looked hopefully up at Remus. "Chess?"

Smiling warmly, the young man nodded and sat across from his plump friend. They started a game that, being the only thing Peter was any good at, proved to be quite long and challenging.

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Subject: i rule walkthroughs, hear me roar


Author:
chrissy of the walkthroughs
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Date Posted: 14:10:38 12/19/03 Fri
Peter looked sheepishly at the floor.

As the two pranksters went off to plan their next raid, Remus brathed a sigh of relief. He once again had alomost been found out, but had somehow managed to escape any accusations. He just wondered how long it would be before the others actually found out...

"Hey! Remus! Wer'e going to put Snape in a tu-tu and teach him ballet! Wanna join?" Sirius called from the portrait hole.

Remus grinned and shook his head. "As fun as that seems, you know I'm not into that kind of thing."

"Suit yourself," James called back, shutting the portrait behind them as they left.

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Subject: gouge?


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 04:44:07 12/19/03 Fri
Sirius squinted suspiciously at his quiet friend, but didn't comment. Instead, he offered a smile to James.

"Well, now that we know that the boy's all right, we can get back to what we live for."

"Chess?" Peter asked hopefully. Sirius shot him a what-are-you-on look.

"Pranks, you stupid git!"

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Subject: gr


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 04:41:03 12/19/03 Fri
"...it was only a scratch..." Peter replied
"A gouge, mate." Remus corrected.
The others frowned, they'd seen him get him get a scratch, nothingmore

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Subject: In the name of love! One night in the name of love...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:47:18 12/18/03 Thu
"You're back!" Peter screeched, happily throwing his arms around a surprised Remus.

"Yes..." Nervous, Remus pulled away; it seemed to him that all of his friends were going a bit crazy. "What of it?"

"You were gone for a week," James informed him, looking just as happy as Peter while refraining from hugging his friend.

"Oh...yes, well...loss of blood, you know. Makes a lad woozy. I couldn't stand 'til yesterday." Remus stared at the floor.

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Subject: I rule the world of walkthroughs. Obsticals and confusing places that make our brains hurt, beware!!


Author:
chrissy, master of walkthroughs
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Date Posted: 18:48:44 12/17/03 Wed
James shifted under Remus' dead weight and turned to Peter and Sirius. "Whatever's the deal, I think he needs to go to the hospital wing. Siius, can you help me out?"

With Sirius and James balancing Remus between them and Peter following up close behind, the three managed to struggle up to the hospital wing, where Madam Pomfery, to their shock, immediately shooed them out after they explained what happened.

"Hold on!" Sirius exclaimed in anger and surprise. "Why can't we stay to see if he's ok?"

"There will be none of that," Madam Pmfery insisted, pushing them out the door. "Now, hurry along. I'll let you know as soon as he is well," and with that she shut the door in their faces.

James leaned aginstr the wall and Peter gave a loud moan.

"It's alright," Sirius said reassuringly, "He'll be out in no time."

But he wasn't out in no time. Each day Peter would sulk and James would look depressed, and Sirius would assure them that he would be out that day. But, alas, Sirius and James couldn't plan any pranks with Remus locked up in the hospital wing with no clue as to how or why, and Peter was just plain miserable because he didn't have a chess buddy anymore.

Finally, on the forth day, Remus walked onto the Griffendor common room, looking as if he had just won the Daily Prophet Caption Contest.

James and Sirius were playing a very uneventful game of exploding snaps, and Peter was staring at the fireplace.

"Whose funeral?" he asked out of the blue. Sirius and James lept up with surprise and poor Peter nearly wet his pants.

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Subject: You'll get mean! No I wont! And I...I'll drink all the time!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 17:10:31 12/17/03 Wed
(good to know. is this why ur character is randomly atacking mine? *pause* Maddi...slash is BAD)
"Silver?" Peter frowned. "Why did he faint then?"

"Maybe he really is a werewolf," Sirius joked. Then, at Peter's frightened look, he added more seriously, "He's probably just got a little phobia of blood, is all."

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Subject: We Can't Do That


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 15:35:06 12/17/03 Wed
(cheesecake makes me loopy!)

James sighed and hung his head. "I still don't have a date," he complained.

"I know!" SIrius exclaimed. "We can get rid of Emily, dress you up like a girl, and you can go with me!"

for a few moments, there was stunned silence all around. It was actually quite comical. Sirius was grinning widely, his hands outstreched and proclaiming his great idea while the others gave him varying looks of disgust and shock.

Remus finally knocked on his head. "Are you sure you're straight?" he asked, frowning.

Sirius gave him ahurt look and shrugged. "Oh, I dunno. I suppose if I were straight then I couldn't do THIS!!!"

Before anyone could move, he grabbed Remus' head and planted a big wet kiss on him. The poor werewolf cried out in protest and slugged his friend.

"Stupid git," he said, wiping his mouth on his sleeve.

"ENVARDIA!" Sirius replied, his wand pointed at Remus.

"You freak! I told you not to curse any of us any more!" James exclaimed.

"Not you," Sirius said, getting up and walking behind Remus. "Him," with one hand he pulled Snape up off the ground.

"What was HE doing here?" Peter whimpered, frightened. He didn't like Snape--the boy made him feel uncomfortable. Then again, with Sirius around, you never knew exactly what was going to happen next anyway.

"He was starting to recite an incantation," Sirius said to Remus. "I figured you wanted to be in good health for the dance, so..."

"All is forgiven," Remus said decicevly, throwing an arm over Sirius' shoulders and walking with him towards the Great Hall. They left Snape on the floor behind them.

Mindway through dinner, Remus cut his finger with a stake knife.

He slowly paled and dropped out of the Marauders' conversation. As they were getting up to leave for the common room, Remus suddenly passed out.

"Whoa!" Peter exclaimed, jumping back.

"Sirius--what's the knife made of?" James called, hoisting Remus up over his shoulders.

Sirius picked up the knife off the floor and stared at it.

"Well, it's just a guess, but i'd say this is silver, mate."

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Subject: We could be heros....


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:47:04 12/17/03 Wed
(NO MORE RHYMING!)
Lupin frowned at James. "If I'm going with Marie, and Sirius is going with a mystery date, and Peter is going with....who are you going with, mate?"

Peter sighed theatrically. "Cara."

"Cara??" James demanded. "My sister? You prat! You can't go with Cara!"

"Well...she hasn't exactly said yes yet," Peter replied meekly. James relaxed slightly.

"Anyway," Lupin continued. "What I was trying to say was, we all have dates or the means to get them. What about you?"

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Subject: I don't love you that way Fuf...


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 17:34:11 12/16/03 Tue
So the boys approached Sirius without hesitation,
they needed to know if he was straight before they left on vacation.
James put his hands on his hips, a girlish tableu,
and he said, "we're all trying to get girls, why aren't you?"

"I already have one," Sirius said, his voice aloof.
"I picked her up while we were pranking Snape on the roof,
You're all sad loosers if you waited till now,
there's not a girl left that isn't a cow."

(twitch--had to write it to make it rhyme somehow...*wrings hands* I hate guys that are like Sirius is in this post... none of us are farm aminals!)

So James sighed a deep sigh and whacked his friend on the head,
looked like they'd have to forego beating Sirius to find girlfriends instead.
their miscevious friend was quite the item,
the girls were falling all over themselves to meet him.

so they gave annoyed groands and tied Sirius up quick,
they stuffed him in a closet and locked the door with a sitck.
going back to the hall they were shocked to discover,
the only person without a date was old enough to be James' mother!

(I agree--are we all done rhyming? I wanna write some iNsAnItY! *yowls* whooo!)

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Subject: you were meant for lovin' me, baby...


Author:
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Date Posted: 17:14:39 12/16/03 Tue
(I've been humming the Elephant Love Medley ALL NIGHT!)
Only at one point during his efforts, did James have to wonder
Why wasn't Sirius looking for a girl?
Were the rest of them making a terrible blunder?
(i agree w/ chrissy...this rhyming is driving me batty)

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Subject: dating games


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 16:51:03 12/16/03 Tue
Rejected again, Peter wandered the halls
He was surrounded my couples making out against walls
All he wanted was love. His stupid heart ached
To hold hands with Cara would be better than cake
The other Marauders were love-struck too
All except Sirius, who was thinking up pranks involving glue.
As the days hurtled by the girls were asked out
It was an often occurance to hear a joyful shout
Throughout this all it seemed James was cursed
He was always nervious, and had quite a thirst
Each beauty he asked out replied with a no
She was already taken, he'd have to go.

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Subject: no more please!!!


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 15:00:44 12/16/03 Tue
(I really dont want to have to rhyme anymore. it's too hard and i think it is such a bore...)

Peter sat sulking along Remus's side
and the two of them together went off to hide.
But James decided that the ball was too near
And they shouldn't try to ruin much for that would be queer.

"Oh common, James ol' boy!" Sirius complained on day.
"You can't give in on me. There's just no way!"
"I'm trying to find a date," James explained back.
"Now leave me alone. It's a girl that I lack."

"This is no fun," Sirius said with a sigh,
Until near by he saw out of the corner of his eye
Snape eyeing with a sneer James trying to talk to Lily
And what he did next you might find rather silly.

With a flick of his wrist and a twitch of his eye
The near by christmas garlad floated down with a sigh
and tied James up tight, complete with a bow
and hung him from the celling so that he would remain on show.

(Oh yeah, that one was great!
I just need to post it before its too late!)

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Subject: wats happening here?


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fuf
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Date Posted: 13:13:06 12/16/03 Tue
Remus looked unhappy for the remainder of the day
And the others couldn't see the reason
For the school had loved the way they had played
And again they were scheduled to sing soon.

Peter tried in vain to pull the same trick
On his crush, James' sister Cara.
Unfortunatly for him, she nervously beat him away with a stick
And he was left with nothing.

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Subject: ooh, I love it Fuf!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:42:55 12/16/03 Tue
Sirius grinned as his shy friend passed out,
and Marie hurried onto the stage and called the trouble maker a terrible lout.
Sirius and James clapped their hands, their work here was done,
they had found a girlfriend for the shy marauder--no pun.

later that night when Remus revived,
he looked out the window and screamed, "I've gotta hide!"
the other boys laughed and clapped their hands on his back,
but true understanding here was at a great lack.

down to the hospital wing he fled,
sweating and looking like he was filled with dread,
so Peter looked out the window to see that was there,
a full moon looked back, the rest of the sky was bare.

confused were the boys, what was wrong with their friend?
this was something that pranks and a song couldn't mend.
they weren't stupid, sirius and James,
though peter's muggle background would be their banes.

sitting down at the library they stayed up most the night,
under James' cloak, hidden from sight,
until as dawn broke James jumped up with a shout,
he turned to Sirius and held the book out.

a werewolf was pictured, his appearence very bad,
but it seemed that there was no other explaination to be had.
so down to the hospital wing they ran with a purpose,
but Remus was there, and Sirius said, "So you fooled us."

his secret was safe from his friends once again,
so until next month he could go on with a friend.
growling and grabbing Sirius by his shirt,
he said, "don't ever sing to Marie again you dirt."

(how bout that? poor Remus almost was found out. too hard to make that rhyme...)

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Subject: Maddi, I CAN'T SING!!!!


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fuf
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Date Posted: 04:47:47 12/16/03 Tue
Remus frowned as a bass was thrust at him
He obviously couldn't play a note
But James, to his knowledge, could play no guitar
So a spell he did cast to serenade the one on which he did dote.

Sirius was smirking as he mauled the song terribly.
And Remus couldn't help but flinch.
He'd put so much work into that tune and those lyrics
But, coming out of Sirius throat, they sounded like a dying finch.

His love intrest stood below
Their make-shift stage
She smiled nervously around
and the witches and wizards of all age.

And just when Remus thought it could get no worse
The most terrible occured.
Sirius finished his song and screamed, "Marie, did you meet Remus Lupin yet?"
And Remus nearly fainted.
(That last one didn't ryhme at all, but at least I remembered his girlfriend's name, ok?)

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Subject: oOoOoOoOo!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:41:06 12/16/03 Tue
he was so afraid that his true love hated him,
he gave one of his songs to Sirius and waited for the music to begin.
For several day nothing happened that he saw,
until he heard Sirius crooning in the shower--something that should have been against the law.

James insisted that the song was a hit,
but Remus didn't want anyone to hear it and Sirius was almost bit,
which confused the friends but they didn't press the matter,
James Sirius and Remus would preform the song, against the will of the latter.

dinner in the Great Hall rolled around quite soon,
so James strummed his guitar and Sirius began to croon.
it wasn't as bad as his waterlogged warbing,
though Remus still noted that his lyrics Sirius was garbling.

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Subject: mergraut


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 18:24:44 12/15/03 Mon
(Fuf joined in!)

Soon their alienation had been completed
The boys didn't notice, their pranks were never defeated
No others in the school could quite match
The plans their diabolacle minds hatched

But slowly and surly their friends dwindled away
afraid of was pranks might be cast their way
The four were alone, but still having fun
Peter had yet to come up with a witty pun.

Remus, the watchful began to notice that his crush wouldn't come near
Did he smell bad? This was his worse fear
He'd written many a love song, but never could sing
Sirius was the lyrical one, the musical king.

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Subject: quite happy


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 09:40:29 12/15/03 Mon
this would be a great new day,
and causing mayhem they could make alot of dismay,
because unbeknowst to them the time was drawing near,
for the christmas ball in the middle of the year.

around the castle decorations were appearing,
people avoided the marauderds, fearing
that they would be victims of a terrible prank,
and to keep themselves looking fine they'd empty their bank.

so the boys were left with nothing to do,
and to cure their boredom they turned Lily's eyes blue.
her hair was already purple, so it seemed,
that it's not surprising the boys ended up creamed.

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Subject: Ack, maddi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 04:54:01 12/15/03 Mon
(Woah...trying to kill me, I see.)
Lupin gave his friends an interesting look
And huddled on the couch, his nose in a book.
He couldn't believe his new friends were this batty
But couldn't bring himself to talk back for fear of sounding catty.

James and Sirius were once again in their corner
Planning something quite vile for a random foreigner
From Sweden he was, and quite a strange lad
For some reason, he made Peter quite mad.

Thus, the tag-teaming duo of Sirius and James
Decieded to pull a prank with no names.
They cackled and snickered as they waved their wands
And, somewhere in the Hufflepuff room, the boy's red hair turned bleach blonde.

But that wasn't enough for our wild young friends.
Laughing hysterically, they formed new ends.
With a giggle you'd never hear from Moaning Myrtle
They gave their wrists a flick and turned Lily's hair purple.

(happy guys?)

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Subject: try translating THIS!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 18:35:03 12/14/03 Sun
so more pranks were to be had,
the boys then planed one really bad.
Lily tried to stop them,
but they didn't listen to her again.

Walking into the great hall they were pleased to discover,
Lily's voice sounded more than a bit like James' mother.
shortly thereafter they found that EVERY voice had changed,
today's fun would be quite twisted and deranged.

walking to potions they cursed passerby by rote,
and during class they nursed a rather large note,
to be delievered to Snape before the class was compleated,
so that hopefully they could have an excuse to gang up and beat him.

(sorry for the unjustified snape bashing,
if you flame it'll be you at whom I'm lashing)

however the boys were outdone my themselves,
Snape tried to talk, but he sounded like a crowd of slowly burning elves.
his mouth was open and moving it was true,
but the boys didn't understand it--can you?

"§Ъ±N¬°іoЄiЇSЎA¦Р®°Ё§ЎA©MҐ¬µЬ§J±oЁм§AЎI"
He was staring at them, and they stared right back.
vallaintly he tried to communicate again,
"·ніoіQ©T©wЄє®Й­Ф§Ъ±NҐґёH§AЄєёЈ¤l¦bЎI"

laughing until they were hunched over double,
the boys knew they'd soon be in loads of trouble.
Remus tried to reason, you know how he is,
so Sirius tied him up and finished up the Marauder's biz.

putting a harmless binding spell on old Snape,
he cut off the slytherin's greasy hair and made a small cape.
tying it around the slytherin's dorm entery,
he ran like heck as to not be caught by a sentary.

meanwhile James and Peter were going out on a whim,
looking for the kitchens before lunch could begin.
they soon were lost in the castle--imagine that!
so Sirius and the paralyzed Remus had to go looking for James--that crazy old bat.

(I'll go to the brink of insanity to make these things rhyme,
which--if you notice--they don't all of the time.)

Acharam-no afundando por um passo de fraude em outro lugar, eles souberam que isto era uma fraude sу digna do Chels de Muffin. Alegremente salvaram
seu arrependido atrбs de, Sirius observou que deve viver aн todo o tempo.

so returning to bed, another day was done.
the boys were amazed they had had so much fun.
they didn't go to sleep the whole night though of course,
but you'll have to wait for tomorrow to see what they did--JUST HOLD YOUR HORSE!

(ug, up till 1:30 babysitting Sunday morning,
didn't know ANYTHING could be so boring.
got enough cash for five mangas at least,
anyone want to trek thru the show to a bookstoe with me like a beast?

see the lengths I'll go to MAKE things rhyme?
you poor folks in Hep's class should do this all the time.
I'm glad Chels and Chrissy have joined in the fun,
and as for Fuf--the limriks have only just begun! *insert cackle you crazy jackal*)

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Subject: 2


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:44:26 12/13/03 Sat
Trouble and Lupins didn't mix well
He felt bad, they'd but Lily through hell.
Within him was rising the fear he'd surpressed
He didn't need all these pranks, he was feeling terribly stressed.
When would the headmaster root them out?
Dumbledor wasn't a fool, he would soon figure them out.
(sorry, im not in a rhyming mood...so its not very good)

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Subject: *twitch* I can't rhyme...


Author:
fyf
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Date Posted: 11:37:50 12/13/03 Sat
(Ag! No more poetry!!!)
Lupin looked around the common room that evening. He was sprawled on the couch, studying his Transfiguration book for class the next day.

Sirius sat in the corner with James, muttering about something. Remus frowned. The jokes they'd played on Lily had been fun, to be sure, but did he really want to get himself into trouble?

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Subject: ickle jamie-kins


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 10:30:33 12/13/03 Sat
(well then don't let me the one,
to ruin the post and trample your fun.)

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Subject: the lymrics begin!


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Chels
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Date Posted: 12:31:38 12/12/03 Fri
(lol.
Maddi i love it! You're rhyming is marvelous!)

They sat up awake
Each one excited
They didn't realise the magnitude of this feud they'd ignited

The following morn they rolled out of bed
Pleased with their handywork, but feeling quite dead
Sleep had not come easily to them the previous night
They continued their games, giving firstyears a fright.



---g2g2 trumpet ill finish this later

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Subject: I made lotsa people read that...


Author:
sirius I am
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Date Posted: 08:52:32 12/12/03 Fri
(I believe I should continue in limricks,
because you will gang up and kill me with lotsa gimricks.
You sent us back in time, away from that curse,
but I'll continue writing it, and end up in a herse.

my posts will be like that all the time,
it took me an hour to write--but that's just fine!
if Chelsea can do it, then so can I
or it's like saying that there's no blue sky!

this rhyming really sucks cuz I didn't think about it at all,
it deserves to be bunched up and thrown in the hall.
spontaneous rhyming is really hard to concoct,
so I'll continue this pattern probably next block!)

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Subject: enter Lily: Shakespere style (not really)


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 06:25:54 12/12/03 Fri
And so the Marauders escaped with their lives,
Crawling under the tables they ran fast to hide.
Dumbledore wasn't happy with the little escapade,
So to clean up the great hall without magic, they were made.

Sirius and James said that it had been fun,
and a pact they then made to wreck havoc--it was done.
Remus spoke against it, the Voice of Reason,
But Sirius just cursed him and accused him of treason.

For only a short while things were just fine.
It seemed the evil in the school was biding its time.
Shortly after said pact their adventures were ruined,
McGonagall caught them and had all the school's shrubs pruned.

Freed from punishment at last they were,
though then something happened on a moment's spue.
A girl named Lily, she looked just fine,
Began to give poor James a hard time.

The Marauders tired to ignore her but could do naught,
It seemed that Lily got in their way alot.
Some of their best pranks were torn to shreds,
till they began to wish she were dead.

And then one night, Sirius had an idea,
a nasty, evil, Slytherin-worthy idea.
so staying up late and slinking about in the night,
Poor Lily was unaware of her embarrasing plight.

A clever spell that Sirius knew well they cast,
her face changed then, though it wouldn't last.
quiet and lethal to oters as sin,
they went back to bed and waited for the day to begin.

down the stairs Lily came with her friends,
giving the boys a glare that promised their ends.
Red gleaming hair had turned a pea green,
her face was a hedious sight to be seen.

Resembling a work of art by Picasso,
Lily's face seemed to have been rubbed in a taco.
miscolored in splotches and covered in boils,
this was only the start of her toils.

Upon grabbing her wand she was shocked to discover,
it promptly turned into a chicken of rubber.
Growling and cracking her knuckles instead,
she suddenly lept at James and pummeled his head.

Sirius was rewarded nicely for the use of his time,
James screamed like a girl--the sound was one of a kind.
laughing and pointing he was pulled into the fray,
cursing and charming the daylight away.

under cover of darkness the Marauders fled,
straight up the stairs and right into bed.
that was when Remus discovered he had a third ear,
and the boys vowed not to prank each other the rest of the year.

(whew--done at last! mwhahahaha!)

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Subject: About time!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:56:53 12/12/03 Fri
Remus ducked under the Hufflepuff table, hands over his head. He scowled at Peter, who had just made the mistake of sitting on a Slytherin's foot.

"The lad attracts trouble, doesn't he?" he asked James, who had just dived under the table. James just shook his head.

"Never mind him. Look at Sirius!"

Remus followed his friend's pointing finger and sighed. Sirius looked like he was having the time of his life, hurling figs with one hand and chucking pumpkin pasties with the other.

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Subject: Maddi has returned


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:41:08 12/12/03 Fri
"Oi! What IS this stuff?" Sirius asked, prodding at a jello like substance with his wand.

"I think it's stuffing," someone said from down the table, their mouth full of food.

Before Sirius could respond, Peter began to choke and spit food at the person across the table from him.

"Hey!" the seventh year exclaimed, standing up. "You got a death wish, runt?!"

"Ack!" Remus exclaimed, dragging Peter away and smacking him on the back. "He didn't mean to bother you, sir!"

"Oh, stuff it Lupin," Sirius said. "James?"

"What are you going to do about it?" he asked the seventh year.

Not so nicely, he cracked his knuckles. "I'm going to punch him through the floor. Say hello to the house elves, runt!"

Peter suddenly screamed, spontaneously grabbing a handful of food from the Ravenclaw table and chucking it over his shoulder.

A food fight ensued...

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Subject: Remus is NOT Hermione!!!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:36:15 12/09/03 Tue
The tension of the Sorting passed, all four boys looked eagerly around, taking in their surroundings with much more detail. Remus was thrilled with the suits of armor and the way they kept bopping around to a beat of their own making. Sirius thought the evil glares he was getting from the Slytherins (particularly Snape) were quite funny. Peter was staring at his empty plate as though he hadn't eaten in months.

James, for his part, was more interested in the teachers. Most seemed quite well-mannered and some were even chipper, but there was one or two who looked particularly angry. He avoided their dark stares.

Finally, the Sorting was over and the plates filled themselves with food at the command of the students and staff. The first years, who had been quite confused at first, caught on quickly and soon everyone was stuffing their faces happily.

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Subject: james sorting


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 15:40:03 12/09/03 Tue
As the list wore down it was soon James's turn to be sorted. He walked nerviously up to the stool and placed the hat on his head.
"Ah," the Sorting Hat was thinking, or so James assumed, "We can expect great things from you Mr. Potter. Definately not a Hufflepuff."
James breathed a sigh of releaf. If Peter could make it into Griffindo, then surely he could too.
"Yes, i agree." the hat muttered
James had forgotten that the hat was sifting through his thoughts and felt embarrist(sp).
"GRIFFINDOR!" came the final verdict.
The sorting continued, but they boys didn't pay much mind. After recieving the customary pat on the back welcome they took their seats at the long table, which had looked like it would hold no more people, but had seemed to have grown during their sorting.

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Subject: sorting


Author:
james
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Date Posted: 07:41:38 12/09/03 Tue
The sight was magnicicent. All around them older kids sat at four long tables, each one staring at the new guys. The first years gaped at the floating candles above them and even farther up, a ceeling that portrayed the nightine sky outside.

"The ceiling isn't real," Remus whispered to his new friends. "It's bewitched to look like the night sky. I read about it in 'Hogwarts: A history'."

"Can it, will you?" James hissed back.

The chattering of the kids at the tables stopped abruptly as McGonagal brought out a stool and placed on the seat a withered old hat. Confused, the first years looked around at each other, trying to figure out what was going on.

Suddenly, the hat grew a mouth and eyes and started to sing!

It's voice boomed throughout the great hall as it recited it's pome.

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find a smarter hat than me.
You can keep you bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be."

After the song was done, McGonagal stepped back up.

"When I read your name, you will sit on the stool and place the sorting hat on your head."

The first years shifted nervously.

McGonagal began reading the names off of the list, and each time the student put the hat on their head, the hat would a few seconds before shouting out the house.

(yeah just making up random scary names...)

"Marybell Areanite"... "HUFFLEPUFF!"... "Gregory Batery"... "RAVENCLAW!"... "Sirius Black"...

Sirius walked slowly up to the hat and stuck it on his head.

"Ha!" The hat broke out in a laugh, startling everyone. "So you want to be in Griffendor, yet you're trying to get your self ito Slytherine."

"On my mum's behalf..." Sirius pipped up.

"Well, you most certainly do NOT belong in Slytherine. Just not for you. Unfortunately for your mother, I'm putting you in GRIFFENDOR!"

Laughs and sheer came from the Griffendor table as Sirius made his way to his seat.

"Clifford Eggwhites"... "HUFFLEPUFF!"... "Lily Evans"... "GRIFFENDOR! "Jessica Jumblepot"... "RAVENCLAW!"... "Remus Lupin"...

Remus walked up to the hat and placed it on his head gently.

"Well Well. You are quite the strong lad. You must be brave to go through what you do." Remus looked at the floor. "You will be perfect in GRIFFENDOR!"

"Peter Pettigrew"...

Peter walked trembling up to the hat and stuck it on his head, squizing his eyes shut.

"Oh, quite a difficult one here... you might dowell in any house, but you would be better off in GRIFFENDOR!"

(I have to go so I'll finish this post later)

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Subject: do be do...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 06:25:08 12/08/03 Mon
Lupin eyed the teacher nervously as she strode briskly to them.

"Good evening, children," she said in a soft, but controlling sort of voice. "If you'll just follow me, we can begin the sorting...Oh, and try to avoid any floating sharp objects. We don't want to send anyone to the nurse for a missing limb this early into the year."

Peter twitched as the group began to move along. "Missing...l-limbs?"

The others ignored him as they moved through a doorway and into a large room--the Great Hall.

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Subject: gooy


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 15:41:33 12/07/03 Sun
"I've heard about her." Sirius whispered to the others, "She's strict, that one is. I've heard a real tough teacher."
But to the others she looked like any other teacher they might see. She wasn't ancient, like Sirius had been told, but looked about middle-aged.
"I dont know, she looks nice enough." Peter said. But his opinion didn't mean much to them, they knew he was an idiot and they'd been together a full three hours.

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Subject: *smirk* What about the other one?


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 10:22:30 12/06/03 Sat
James and the others piled into a small boat and they were off. The ride went smoothly, minus that one stop they had to make because Peter got over-excited over the giant squid and ended up being pulled out of it's tenticles by Hagrid.

Sirius was giggling helplessly by the time they reached the castle, but he stopped quite quickly when Professor McGonagall appeared at the end of the hall.

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Subject: wo ho


Author:
james
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Date Posted: 08:30:59 12/06/03 Sat
(oo how foreshadowing-ish!)

As soon as every boy and girl had gotten off of the train, a loud, deep voice yelled out from somewhere off to their left.

"FIRST YEARS THIS WAY!" It boomed. "FIRST YEARS! OVER HERE! PLEASE FOLLOW ME!"

"who said that?" Peter asked in a shakey voice as he cowered behing Remus.

As if he had heard th question, a very large, very tall man wearing a large trench-coat and holding an umbrella stepped into view.

"Wonder who that bloke is," James whispered to Sirius.

"Let's find out," Sirius said with much more enthusiasm. And, to the others dismay, Sirius tugged James towards the very tall man.

"Well, 'ello ther'," The man said, looking down at them. James couldn't tell if he was grinning behind that scraggly beard or if he was staring.

Sirius got straight to the point. "Who are you?"

"The name's Hagrid, Keeper of the keys 'ere at 'Ogwarts," the scruffy man replied. "May I ask your names?"

"Sirius, James." Sirius pointed to each of them. "And that's Remus and... uh... um..."

"Peter," James whispered to him.

"Yeah, Peter. That's it."

"Well, I think ev'ryone's here," Hagrid said looking around. "It 'as v'ry nice ta meet you, Sirius and James, but its time to get you lot up to the castle. Would'nt wanna miss the feast." With a wink, Hagrid walked off calling, "FIRST YEARS FOLLOW ME! DON'T GET SEPERATED!"

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Subject: pets


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 14:10:03 12/05/03 Fri
"Even so, you can tell he's evil." Peter said knowledgably
"Oh, why is that?" Remus inquired, humouring the blonde boy, whom he pittied
"Because he doesn't have a pet." Peter concluded.
"You don't have on either, mate." Sirius pointed out and Peter blushed.

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Subject: U PUT AN EAR ON THE BACK OF JAMES' HEAD??? HA!!!!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 06:17:22 12/05/03 Fri
James twitched and poked Sirius between the shoulder-blades. "Fix it," he ground out through gritted teeth. "NOW!"

Rolling his blue eyes, Sirius waved his wand and James noticed his sense of hearing going down. Frantic, he patted the back of his skull. No ear.

"If that had been permanent," he started. Sirius smirked.

"It wasn't! Lighten up, lad. I wouldn't have done anything harmful to you...or at least, not too harmful..." Putting a friendly arm around James' tense shoulders, he pointed and whispered so only the three boys could hear him, "Now that guy over there probably wouldn't be so forgiving."

The quartet turned and looked in the direction he was pointing. A young man with greasy black hair and a solid scowl on his face sat alone, clothed in black robes. He didn't even have an animal with him.

"Who's that?" Peter breathed, obviously afraid.

"Severus Snape. I prefer to call him Snivelly, myself." Sirius was looking upon the solitary boy with such loathing that James couldn't help but hate "Snivelly" too.

"How do you know him?" Remus asked, keeping a clear head and an open mind about the greay boy.

"Me mum and dad were always settin' up play dates for me with him. They'd stick us in the playpen, or the backyard while they discussed their latest evil tactics...Stupid git was always hitting me with that rattle." Sirius looked furious.

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Subject: mwa ha ha ha ha ha !


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:51:04 12/05/03 Fri
"What was that?!" Remus squeaked, hiding behind Peter.

"Sorry," Sirius shoved his wand in his pocket.

"What did you do...?" Remus asked slowly.

"Nothin'," Sirius replied stubbornly, glancing over at the oblivious James.

When the other boy turned around, Remus discovered that Sirius had charmed a third ear onto the back of his head.

"Oi! he exclaimed, surprised. "How'd you do that, Sirius?"

"Do what?" James asked, turning around.

"Nuthin'," Sirius insisted. "I didn't do anything! It was...that fellow over there! He gave you a third ear, mate!"

James suddenly got very angry and whipped around, looking where Sirius was pointing. "Who, that slimy looking kid with the long nose?" he asked.

"That's the one!" Sirius agreed happily.

James stomped off towards him and Remus moved to stop him, but Sirius tacked the slight boy first.

"That was bad!" Remus scolded lamely, his cheek in the dirt.

"So?" Sirius asked. "Listen, mate. My entire family came from Slytherin. If I don't get in there, then I'll be disowned. So my only hope is to make as much mischeif as I can before the sorting. Hopefully it'll be bad enough that the hat puts me in Slytherin,"

"You want to be in Slytherin?" James asked disbelievingly.

"Of course not," Sirius waved his hand as if he were waving away the statement. "I want to be in Gryffindor,"

"So does this make any sense to you?" James asked Remus.

"Nope, nada, zilch," Remus replied quietly, shaking his head.

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Subject: hogwarts


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 05:56:28 12/01/03 Mon
Peter gawked happily. "Oo, colors!" he cheered.

Sirius smirked. "What colors do you see, mate? It's all blues, blacks, and random lights to me."

James, still wiping unhappily at the stain on his robes, looked up. "Do you hear something?"

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Subject: hogwarts at last


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 16:10:34 11/30/03 Sun
By the time they reached the castle they'd all changed (with much difficulty) into their new robes. They were marveling at an interesting purple splotch on James's robe.
"I don't know how it got there." James protested. But their discussion was short lived for the high piercing whistle of the train broke their dialogue (that sentence went to pot...)
"We're here" someone said breathlessly as they all looked out the window. From their compartment they could see the ancient castle rising out of the fog that cloaked the surrounding landscape. It was like something out of a fairytale--but wasn't everything in the wizarding world?
They could see that each window was lighten with a warm yellow glow and it was as if the castle itself was welcoming them.

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Subject: yay!!


Author:
Chrissy the web-master
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Date Posted: 15:25:30 11/30/03 Sun
(you bet! that, and some other useless crap i found... everywhere! *beats head on wall* ... so... many.... posts...)

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Subject: *raises eyebrows* Woah...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 10:56:25 11/28/03 Fri
(*looks around in amazement* Woah..dude...Chrissy, many thanks for changing this from the vile pink color it had been! *grin* As for the deletion of posts..hope u mean Kenny's crap.)

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Subject: anywho...


Author:
chrissy the forum-master
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Date Posted: 08:53:35 11/28/03 Fri
((heh i was just running through the archives seeing what i could delete and reading over our previous posts... lets just say some of them got way out of hand... but now we're back under control, right? *muffins stare as if words were spoken in yiddish* hello? *muffins now think words were spoken in turkish* umm... er... eh hem... back to the story then? *something clicks in the heads of the muffins* "oh, yeah, right! back to the story!" ))

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Subject: old mcdonald had a 1954 yellow Chevy convertable (i've seen it!), do-dah, do-dah


Author:
chrissy the forum-master
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Date Posted: 08:33:51 11/28/03 Fri
((just an FYI from your friendly forum-master. I've deleted some completely useless posts so if oyu go back looking for them and can't find them, then that's y. I think im gonna go into the archives and delete some of those unwanted ones also. there's so many...))

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Subject: mwahaha! i love learning new things!


Author:
chrissy, the forum-master
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Date Posted: 05:43:12 11/28/03 Fri
(hey everyone check this out! after an eternity of pink tables i made it so that it looks more like griffendor. (hey, at least its not pink, right? *grin*))

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Subject: ploop


Author:
james
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Date Posted: 19:45:14 11/27/03 Thu
James smacked his head on the window as Peter and Remus rambled about... something he couldn't really make out, and Sirius scarfed the chocolate frogs that had not already been sat on.

"When will it end?" he groaned, squezing his eyes shut.

Eveidently he had fallen asleep, because the next time he opened his eyes, it was late afternoon and the other boys were already trying to get ready to leave.

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Subject: Oo...poor pete.


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 17:50:24 11/27/03 Thu
(chels, ur killin' ur poor alter-ego!)
Peter sighed and looked hopelessly out the window. None of these boys liked him, he could just sense it. There wasn't even really a point to his sitting here with them.

The slight boy with messy light hair, poked him in the spine and waved a chocolate frog under his nose. "Want it?" he asked, shoving it into Peter's lap.

Peter brightened slightly. Maybe this fellow did like him!

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Subject: blurt


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:26:14 11/26/03 Wed
"Oh look a squirrel! And a tree! And another tree. Tree tree tree tree tree tree-"
"Bloddy hell! Make him shut up for two seconds!" James exploded. He felt a bit ashaimed with himself right after that, but masked this with frustration.
"Sorry..." the boy appologized and looked very glum.

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Subject: lol, poor Peter...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:45:40 11/25/03 Tue
Peter looked absolutly overjoyed by this and quickly sat himself next to James, who tried not to frown. The boy had something orange on his torso...oh, wait, that was his terribly ugly shirt.

"Wow!" the overactive kid was saying as James mused over his lack of a fashion sense. "This is really nice of you guys, letting me sit here an' all! Thanks a bushel!"

"Yeah, Remus," Sirius repeated sarcastically. "Thanks a bloody bushel."

The quiet young man lowered his head. "It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

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Subject: burferz


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 14:24:19 11/24/03 Mon
Suddenly there was a ruckus(sp) outside thier door and the boys turned to see what was going on.
A festivly plump blonde child went rolling down the hall and there was a thud that indicated he'd run into the wall at the end of the corridor.
Sirius popped his head out of the compartment, "That's a wall, mate."
The boy sat up, ignoring Sirius's comment, and let out a sigh as he gathered his things up. He then walked right past Sirius and down the corridor.
"What was that?" James asked when Sirius returned to his seat
"Oh, some twit rolled himself down the hallway."
"We saw that much, but what was wrong with him?"
"You mean besides the volentary rolling? Not sure. Just a weirdo i guess. Every year's bound to have a couple." Sirius shrugged it off
"Did he have somewhere to sit?" Remus asked
"He was sitting in the hall after he fell."
"We know that!" James growled impaciently
Remus got up and looked out into the hall, sure enough the blonde boy was still wandering down the hallway, occationally knocking on a compartment door and being turned away by their occupents. He looked like a lost puppy and Remus couldn't help himself, the good spirit within him made him go out into the hall.
"Where's he going?" James asked
"WHo knows." SIrius shrugged
A few seconds later remus returned with the blushing boy, "This is, uh, Peter. Can we keep him?--i mean--He needs a seat."
"Sure."

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Subject: *twitch* Maddi...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:12:56 11/24/03 Mon
(Maddi, Andy was Sirius' little sister, not his cuzin.)
Remus caught the owl by it's leg and removed the parcel strapped to it. "Why do you ask?" he questioned Sirius, who looked quite ill indeed.

"I'm..allergic...," he mumbled, scooting into James' lap to avoid the animal.

"Really?" Remus looked intrigued. "Maybe we can run some experiments on you. I've never met a wizard with an allergy to owls before..."

"Experiments??" Sirius erupted. "Are you mad??"

"I meant maybe I could whip up a potion to solve the problem," Remus replied hurriedly, burying himself in his book again.

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Subject: gah! I have an adition to the limrick plot!!


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 04:40:45 11/24/03 Mon
James looked up sharply as Sirius began to twirl his wand in his fingers.

"So how'd you learn that?" he asked, frowning. "you weren't a muggle...uh, cheerleader, right?"

"No!" Sirius looked shocked, as if James had muttered a very fowl swear word. "My cousin Andy taught me the basics of baton waving before she got sent away,"

"Away?" James repeated.

Sirius didn't dignify this with an answer, but glared at him instead.

"So where do you come from?" James asked.

"..." Sirius looked around the cambin suddenly. "Hey--who's owl is that?!" he asked in a strained tone of voice.

"Mine," Remus said quietly.

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Subject: yay!


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 05:02:51 11/19/03 Wed
James Potter was sleepy and helf-dead. He was slouched in a comfy seat on the Hogwarts Express, eyes closed, and he was snoring softly.

Sirius Black chose that moment to plop down beside him and beat him over the head with a thick book. "This seat taken?" he demanded in an obcenly loud voice.

James jumped several feet in the air and screamed like a girly man. The eleven year old shook his messy black hair away from angry hazel eyes and glared at Sirius.

The boy who had invaded his sleeping spot had long black hair tugged into a haphazard ponytail and glittering blue eyes. His smile was casually charming as he sat down on top of James' stash of Chocolate Frogs.

"Hiya mate!" he exclaimed, wacking James painfully on the shoulder. "Gotta name?"

"James," he muttered in an "I'm going to hurt you" sort of tone.

"James. Well." Sirius looked pensive. "That's an awfully boring name, in'it? We'll just have to remedy that."

James rolled his eyes, pressed his face to the glass, and closed his eyes again, only to be rudly awakened by another bone-jarring slap from his cell, er, seat-mate.

"What??" he demanded, looking up. A thin boy with serious amber eyes was gazing down at him. One hand held a thick book and the other was nervously dragging through his tousled light brown hair.

"Oy." Sirius elbowed him again. "This guy wants to sit with us."

"Sure." James shrugged warily as the boy seated himself.

"Name?" Sirius asked briskly. "Mine's Sirius Black, by the way."

"Remus Lupin." The other boy already had his nose buried in his book.
(ok, that was rather long. pretend they didn't know each other before first yr, k? We can work out the family ties ((James and Sirius' parents knowing each other and whatnot)) later.)

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Subject: THE MARAUDERS INVADE HOGWARTS: YEAR 1


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 15:27:22 11/18/03 Tue
Chrissy raised her hand. "Wonderful idea, really," she said thoughtfully, "but the only thing is they became animegus (i no i no sp) in 2nd, didn't they?"

"Ok, fine, but they had to meet somehow, right?"

"OH!" Maddi hopped up and down. "Let me write the Sirius segment! Please Please oo pleeeeease??"

"Why don't we just tell the whole thing ourselves?" James asked.

"Yeah, I mean we WERE there!" Sirus chimed in.

"So," Remus waved a finger at the Muffins, "technically, it would make perfect sense for you to save you fingers all that typing and let us tell our first hand account!"

The muffs, unconvinced, sat the marauders in chairs, turned down thte lights and turned on a projector.

"Nonesense!" Chrissy grinned, picking up the remote for the projector. "You just sit back and watch as we tell the story of, THE MARAUDERS INVADE HOGWARTS: YEAR 1"

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INTRODUCING, THE NEXT STORY IN THE LINE OF MARAUDERING MAYHEM,



CREATED BY MUFFINS INC.



IT'S............

THE MARAUDERS INVADE HOGWARTS: YEAR 1

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(ok due to the content intended to be in this story, we have to all agree not to stick the Muffin's into this one. I'll give the all clear when we can return back to year 5, or when ever this is.)

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Subject: umm...ok


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 14:12:44 11/16/03 Sun
(I'll try. *salutes Fun Fun Story* We WILL continue this.)
James sat down with a sigh. "If they end the story...will we keep going? Or will we stop with them?"

Lauren patted his shoulder. "Don't worry. I've come up with a plan!"

"You have?" The rest of the Muffins gawked at her, some more suspiciously than others.

"It has nothing to do with Buffy!" Lauren said impatiently. "I'm thinking that, because we have no plot, we need one. So why don't we go back in time a bit and write out a bit of a history for these guys?"

"What?" Maddi asked blankly.

"You know. Instead of writing about them now, in their 5th year, why don't we write about their 1st? How they became Animagus and all that."

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Subject: i dont wanna end it either...


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:06:15 11/14/03 Fri
(you got any plot ideas? lets hear them so I can save the story. If not, we may as well get rid of it. i dont wanna end it either. *all of maddi's friends know about it anyway. we can save it from them so they don't mutilate it*)

James looked around to find the muffins gone. "Hey! They want to end the story!"

"But they can't!" Remus cried.

"What'll hapen to us?!" Sirius asked frantically.

"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Peter wailed.

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Subject: I under--no i don't


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:55:22 11/06/03 Thu
"I understand," Lauren said solemnly. "Really, I do..."

James frowned. "Do you now? Cause I'm lost..."

"Me too," Maddi and Chrissy chimed in.
(we need a plot. badly.)

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Subject: yub yub yub


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 05:07:19 11/06/03 Thu
"I have the problem,
really i do.
Sadly rymning is a curse
i must submit to..."she replied and they all understood.

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Subject: Wait....


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 06:01:59 11/05/03 Wed
Lauren eyed Chels suspiciously. "Wadya mean it's you?"

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Subject: fun words


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:35:28 11/04/03 Tue
"No i have..."she stopped speaking before she could rymn.

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Subject: Chrissy's Sally? *smirk* Sowwie


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 13:53:56 11/04/03 Tue
(I hate Sally, no offense Chrissy)
Lauren was wrestling Maddi over the Sharpie for a full ten minutes before she realized that Peter was stuck spewing limricks from his mouth (that just sounds interesting).

"Whoa, Chels, your person's lost his mind..."

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Subject: do do do, be-do do do. do be do be do, do do do be do be dooooooo do.


Author:
chrissy
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Date Posted: 12:36:36 11/04/03 Tue
Sirius poked him in the back of the head. "Hey, you don't growl, I'm a dog. I growl," he pointed at Remus, "and he's a werewolf. He growls," he pointed at James, "but stags don't growl. You don't growl."

James nodded his head. "Why did that appear to make sense?"

"Because you two speak the same language, sort of." Remus said.

Sirius looked around. "Hey, James. Where'd your alter-ego go off to?"

"I don't care," James said, "as long as it's far from here."

They all went back to surpressing the possessed Peter with various spells while the muffins continued to fight out the sharpie matter.

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Subject: Poem2


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 05:13:05 11/04/03 Tue
And with a twist of his head
(it revolved all around)
It became apparent their friend was not just a clown
To say the least it was shocking
A frightening sight
His eyes fogged over
And they knew it wasn't right...

"Bloody hell, he's possessed!" James growled

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Subject: NBC test


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 17:25:53 11/03/03 Mon
(My number 1 was Zero and number 2 was Jack...nice poem, Chels.)
Everyone turned to stare at Peter.

"What exactly possessed you to rhyme?" James demanded.

Peter shrugged. "Kinda seemed like a good idea at the time..."

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Subject: if only i could actually write a poem...


Author:
Peter the Poet (as if...)
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Date Posted: 05:23:58 11/03/03 Mon
(i feel like ryming)
With a flick of his wrist
And wink of his eye
Peter swooped down from the firey sky
He crowed like a rooster
And oiked like a pig
As his feet met the ground and started to jig
The others did gasp at his newly found skills
How did his legs do this?
Was he taking some pills?
Their eyes grew wide
as they took in the sight
And before they knew it someone'd put out their lights

(and so ends my poem :P )

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Subject: *spasms* What did I ever do to you??


Author:
fuf the tenticled monster...
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Date Posted: 15:43:58 10/30/03 Thu
(grrr...)
Lauren reached frantically for the Sharpie and scribbled along Chelsea's arms. Her tenticles disappeared and she momentarily stopped dancing. She then fed the Sharpie to the Chelsea.

"NOOOO!" screamed Maddi. "How could you??? SACRILAGE!!!!"
She reached threateningly for the Fuf's throat, but Lauren ducked away.

"Heh," laughed Lauren. "You can't catch me, you can't catch--"

While Lauren was bragging, Maddi had caught ahold of her neck and was trying to knock her against a wall.

"Uh...hate to be a bother, but there appears to be a, um..*choke* pen in my throat," Chels complained. She proceded to hack up the Sharpie and Maddi lunged for it.

Throughout all of this, the Marauders just sort of stood there, arms lolling at their sides. Even Lupin had stood and was watching the scene, though his CD player was blaring Three Doors Down as loudly as possible. Sirius bobbed his head to "When I'm Gone".

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Subject: ha! I am GOD!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 06:35:42 10/30/03 Thu
(yea, that was fun Fuf!)

the marauders and the muffins, still dancing their legs off, tried to attack Maddi and Sirius.

"Gak! they're coming for us!" Sirius exclaimed. "Do something!"

"Like what?" Maddi asked, panicked.

"Anything!" Sirius grabbed the laptop. "Something involving this magic black box!"

"Ooh-kay!" Maddi agreed, and typed away.

Suddenly, Sirius sprouted a third eye and pink feathers.

"Anything other than that!" he corrected, poking himself in the third eye. "Ow!"

"Okay, then..." Maddi typed some more. "Here, I gave Fuf tenticles and the power to shoot acid from her forehead."

"Ahhhhh!" Sirius screamed, running away as Fuf spewed acid at him and Maddi.

"Hey! Don't ruin the scared laptop! we'll be stuck here if you do!" Maddi exclaimed.

"Too late!" Chelsea moaned, watching the laptop melt.

Maddi began to scribble across the walls with her magic purple sharpie.

"Not SHARPIE!" Fuf roared. "GGGGRRRR-ARRRGGGHHH!"

Maddi ran screaming from the Fuf, still writing all over the walls.

Chelsea suddenly shrunk to the size of a thimble.

"Help!" she squeaked. "No, Fuf--aaaahh!"

Fufu, dancing with all of her tenticles, picked up Chelsea and put her on her head.

"Where did my alter-ego go to?" Peter whined.

"Away..." James said ominously.

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Subject: lol


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:56:01 10/27/03 Mon
Lauren frowned at the moose. "How did that get here??" She eyed Chelsea warily as the blond teen patted the large animal's pelt.

"Don't look at me," Chels replied with a smile. "I don't own a moose."

Maddi looked confused. "You don't? I coulda sworn I saw one in your closet last wee--"

Chels clamped a hand over her mouth. "No, you lie. That was, uh...Gigi."

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Subject: moose


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 17:13:59 10/26/03 Sun
(lol we all live in a Lupin-infested world :P)

And the rabie-infected moose yawned before sinking his teeth into a nice ripe ham

(that was random)

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Subject: i'm not surprised...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 09:21:34 10/25/03 Sat
(i figured u'd be lupin. *smiles* welcome to the club.)

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Subject: Remus


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 09:51:18 10/23/03 Thu

Which Marauder are you?
quiz made by Robyn and Angie.



(so confused)

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Subject: no point


Author:
ffu
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Date Posted: 06:33:51 10/23/03 Thu
(Ok, this has no point whatsoever, but....


lol.)

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Subject: maddi


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:22:13 10/23/03 Thu
(maddi, go to http://www.voy.com/161265/ and post. I demand that you do this. lol)

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Subject: OK, WHO IS MILLER??


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:18:58 10/23/03 Thu
(Maddi, if you're Miller, I'm going to have to kill you. If it was Kenny...oh, God, no. Madison, please tell me you protected the sacred forum!!!!!!!!)
Lauren sat in a corner, completely lost. "Somebody save us all," she kept muttering. "And, WHAT WEBSITE IS USED TO FIND TAXI SERVICES FOR MASSACHUSETTS????"

"What???" Chels demanded from where she was bashing Maddi in the head with a laptop. "What does that have to do with anything??"

"Comp. Class," Lauren replied in a low voice. "Due in 25 min. Two pages of crap left..."

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Subject: kjyefgkjfb


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:04:20 10/23/03 Thu
"Why do you keep sending all the best charecters away?!?!?" Maddi demanded.

Fufu shrugged.

"Anyway, where are you getting those interviews from? Its scary how they're true..." Maddi said.

Fufu stared at her blankly. "What interviews?"

"Oh--oops, here's the laptop,"

But before Fufu could take the laptop, Remus pounced on both girls and wrestled it away from them.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Muffins cried.

"Now it's your turn to live in a fictional world!" he declared, and began to type madly.

"Uh, first you have to get into the 'post a new message' screen," Maddi told him.

"Right," Remus replied sheepishly.

Chelsea beat Maddi over the head with a really heavy book.

"Why did you tell him that?!?! Now we're doomed to live in a fictional world!"

Maddi shrugged. "Reality is the devil?"

Fufu shook her head sadly. "I knew we should have left you in that mental institute,"

"But they had really bad food there!" Maddi protested.

"Oo-kay, now you're going to regret the day that you almost escaped Harry-Potter-land with your laptop!" Remus told them.

"Don't steal lines from movies I've seen five times!" Maddi commanded. "The real line is: today is the day that you will always remember as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"Sad that she knows that," Chrissy muttered.

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Subject: *sigh* Maddi, I'm so confused...


Author:
ffu
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Date Posted: 04:41:58 10/23/03 Thu
(Ok, we didn't have to log off. *grin* Yay!)
Lauren grumbled, "What the heck is going on here?"

Maddi shrugged. "As far as I can tell, I AM--mmppfh."

Lily had appeared and clamped a hand over Sirius, er, Maddi's mouth. "Stop it," she told the silenced Muffin quietly. "Just...no. You're not. Get over it."

"MR. KOPAS!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Chels, just because she could. "SAVE US ALL!!!!!!"

"Would you just leave me out of this?" he asked irritably, escaping once again from the story.

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Subject: mwhahahahaha!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:27:32 10/23/03 Thu
Maddi stared at the page for a moment, and then stepped back.

"You're boring," she told him. "ILUHCVAKELSJN!"

Remus jumped up and also joined in the dance.

"ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lauren screamed. "What is your facination with dancing?!?"

"Maybe it's that I CAN'T!" Maddi replied.

"Sure you can," Christine replied.

"Shut up,Chrissy."

"But--"

"zip!"

Suddenly the spell wore off of Chelsea.

"THAT WAS FUN!!!!!" she cried. "Do it again!"

"Huh?" Sirius asked.

"Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again!" Chelsea chanted.

"Oakie-doakie!" Maddi replied. "OIUBHAFAERHG!"

"It keeps changing, did you notice that?" Sirius asked.

"Yeah, I was wondering about that..."

"It shouldn't work when the spell keeps changing..."

"Maybe it's because I AM GOD!" Maddi replied.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Fufu cried. "You're lying."

"Yes, she is," a voice said from the sky. "Because I am!"

--collective gasp--

"Santa!" Maddi cried happily.

"I'm not santa you moron!" the voice shouted. "I am Mr. Kopas!!!!!!!"

--another collective gasp--

"we thought you were dead!" Maddi exclaimed.

"I was--er, never mind that!"

"Would you like to dance too?" Sirius asked.

"Uh--"

"ILUWSVBELSIGHUS!" he cried.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" CRIED THE mUFFINS. "NOT MR. KOPAS!"

"How could you?!?!?!?" Maddi yelled, attackting Sirius. "And you used to be so cool!"

"Hey! I resent that statement!"

"And now you sound like Lupin!" she glared at the unfortuniate werewolf. "death awaits you all with nasty sharp pointy teeth!!!"

"ARRGGGHHHHH!" Chrissy cried. "The monty python is overloading my brain!"

Suddenly, her head exploded, spraying Jello all over the auditorium.

"Good God! We're insti-clones!" Maddi realized. "Whatever you do, don't confuse us!"

"Yum, Jello!" Chelsea exclaimed.

"Don't--" Maddi began, but Chelsea's head exploded soon after.

(don't worry--we're not dead...yet...)

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Subject: grr...I. Hate. Dancing!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:02:13 10/23/03 Thu
Lauren growled at Maddi. "I am going to chew your hands off when I get out of this," she threatened.

"Now, what purpose would that serve?" Madison demanded.

"Well, for one thing...you wouldn't be able to cast any more spells!" Lauren roared back, in the midst of doing a wild sort of dance, like that you'd see in a pop music video. She looked sort of angry, so Maddi backed away toward where Lupin was sitting cross-legged on the ground, nose still buried in his comic.

"Where are you?" she questioned, poking him in the shoulder.

"Uhh...," he replied, staring at the pictures.

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Subject: just don't wanna dance again, do ya?


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 13:25:58 10/22/03 Wed
Maddi backed away from Fufu-the-beast and hid behind her alter-ego.

"You appear to have more muscle tone than I do," she told him. "Sick her, boy."

"I resent that statement. You should know yourself that I am not a dog,"

"GOIHLNLJGKUF!" Maddi replied, and wriggled her fingers at him. Suddenly Sirius shrunk into animal form.

Growling at Maddi, he joined forces with the Fuf.

"Remus! Help me!" Maddi cried. "You love me, you know you do!"

"Um...please leave me out of this," he said, face in his graphic novel. "I'm reading right now,"

"damn," Maddi said, snapping her fingers. "Please help?"

"Nope," Remus replied.

"Pretty pleasE?"

"Noooo,"

She hung her head and held out her wrist to the Fuf. "Drink away."

"Do you think I'm a vampire?" she demanded.

"Maybe..." Maddi suddenly perked up. "Dance, girl!" snatching Sirius's discarded wand, she repeated his dancing spell.

"NOT AGAIN!" Fuf cried, breaking into an interesting cross between the foxtrot and a waltz.

"Techno, think techno!" Sirius cheered, de-transforming himself. He and Maddi kicked back with some cauldron cakes and watched the dancing spell work on the Muffins/marauders.

"WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, PADFOOT, YOU'D BETTER ALREADY BE DEAD!" James roared.

"Really, James, you're much cuter when you're calm," Lily said, sticking her head into the auditorium.

"Oy, hello Lily!" Sirius said. "OIHFKLVBHELU!"

"NOOOOOOOO!" James cried as Lily began to dance. "Not you too Lily--get away, get away!"

"Cant--stop--dancing!" she gasped, stopping in her mad tapdance to disco.

"Whoo yeah!" Maddi cried when Chrissy backflipped across the room. "Definately Huskett material, Chrissy!"

(ah, pranks. woe to all of you who suggested pulling pranks and left me alone with a laptop!)

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Subject: *raises eyebrows* Maddi...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 11:43:58 10/22/03 Wed
"What the heck??" Chel yelled. "Is she a werewolf..again? Or is she Inu-Yasha?? A random beast??? WHAT?????"

Maddi shrugged. "If I knew, do you really think I'd be stupid enough to attack her/it?"

Her next words, whatever they were, were cut off when Lauren attacked her, fangs dripping with, uh...ink.

Peter, James, and Chrissy, who were all dancing due to Sirius' inept spell, glared at their friend, who grinned sheepishly and hid his wand behind his back.

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Subject: do you all have your H drives back yet?


Author:
sirius!!
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Date Posted: 06:43:00 10/22/03 Wed
(johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! johnny depp! )

(sorry)

anyway, Remus wouldn't give up his Buffy scripts.

"GIVE--THEM--TO--ME!!!" Lauren flamed, wrestling with the werewolf.

"fuf, that's not very smart!" Maddi informed her.

"Yeah--he could bite at any time!!" Sirius added.

"Stop finishing my half-formed thoughts!" Maddi cried.

"But I am your alter-ego...."

"Stop mocking me!!" she buried her face in her hands and cried.

"Stop mocking our Maddi!" Chels commanded.

"Hey--someone help me here!" Fuf growled.

"Uh-oh, Fuf growled," Chrissy told the others.

"Lauren, just back away from Remus," James told her.

She turned and growled at him, fangs glistening with ink.

"Good God, she chewed up the manga!" Chels cried.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--*gasp*--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Maddi screamed. "Not the sacred manga!"

"It was Inu-Yasha," Chrissy whispered, eyes wide with fright.

Maddi didn't respond, but she suddenly jumped into the fight between Fuf and her alternate self, joining forces with that same alternate self.

"I've had enough of this! PIFUYGKJH!" Sirius shouted, wand aimed at the three.

They immediately began to dance...

(dum dum duh...)

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Subject: Lol


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 05:37:13 10/22/03 Wed
Lupin pulled out a packet of Angel scripts and sat in a corner to read them. Lauren, momentarily free of her dancing spell, rushed over and grabbed them.

"Go back to being you!" she ordered furiously, holding the scripts just out of the werewolf's reach.

"B-but," he stammered.

"NO! I am the only Buffy addict here!" she growled, beating him over the head with the AtS scripts. "You are the one who gets all the good grades and keeps these idiots out of trouble! No, offense," she added to the others.

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Subject: no more reaa-sson!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 05:32:16 10/22/03 Wed
(you--er, Remus....)

Maddi immediately pounced on the manga in his pocket. Remus screamed and tried to get away. She kept screaming, "What number, what numbers?!?!"

"One and two!" he replied frantically.

"Aw..." she moaned.

"Heel, Maddi." Chelsea commanded. She unhappily migrated back to the Muffins, glaring at Remus.

"What happened to you?!" Laured cried, tapdancing furiously. "You were so cool!"

"You happened," Remus relied.

"I sense that it is time to break the Buffy obsession!" Chels cried. "Forsake Buffy and your other scary soap operas, and Remus will go back to normal!"

"No I--ow!" he cried as Sirius bit him. "What was that for?"

"Control your alter-ego, Moony! Please! I haven't felt this bad since Snape beat me with his potions cauldron!"

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Subject: quick ?


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:21:24 10/22/03 Wed
(maddi, who spoke in the weird symbols?)

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Subject: *looks amused* Wat the heck, Maddi...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:13:27 10/22/03 Wed
(Yeah, it is kinda strange...huh. Chels'll be Lupin, like me. This is what the great Fuf predicts. *grin* Ah! Bring Me To Life! *sings along while insanely bobbing head*)
Lauren attempted to gnaw Sirius' arm off, but Maddi had grabbed her and forced her into a corner. "I don't wanna be a freakin' cheerleader, for God's sake!!!" Lauren bellowed as she went into a scary techno thingy.

Maddi grinned. "Well...I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do."

Lauren growled, but her attention was diverted when she saw Remus walk in (because he had left...) wearing a cowboy hat, a Buffy T-shirt, a pair of baggy, shredded jeans, and a pair of basketball sneakers. He had a pair of headphones around his neck and Tim McGraw was blaring from them, and a large number of Spiderman, X-men, and Inu-Yasha books were jammed into a backpack.

He grinned. "Hey, dudes!"

"Ah!" Chels yelled. "What have you done to our voice of reason???"

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Subject: continuing with the story now


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 04:47:44 10/22/03 Wed
(it's scary that that quiz worked for even two of us...Chels, yu need to take it. I doubt you'll end up as Peter, tho...)

"I..." Maddi swiped at imaginary tears on her face. "Just, thank you all for this award--"

"Hey! Did you all forget about me?!" Fuf screamed from the back of the auditorium. "I can't STOP dancing!!"

"Oops," Maddi replied.

"Oops? Oops!! What does that mean!?!!?" Fuf cried.

"That spell was untested," Sirius told her. "Thus, we have no way to end it. You'll just have to keep dancing..."

"WHAT?!?!?!" she cried, attacking the unfortiunate alter-ego.

"HELP!!!" Sirius cried as Fuf tried to bite him. "I don't want to be a vampire--er, werewolf!"

"Sorry, Padfoot, but you're on your own," Remus said, turning back to the other Marauders. "Serves him right for using untested spells on random American teenagers."

"What about you, Moony? Is it affecting you in any way?" James asked, frowning.

"You mean, besides my sudden knowledge of break dancing and my need to turn on some country music?" he asked, and shook his head. "Nope!"

"Um..." Peter hid behind James. "We should probably get you some help..."

"о мама, я нахожусь в опасении за мою жизнь от длинной руки закона, юрист, положила конец моему управлению, и я - пока от моего дома. О мама я могу видеть, что Вы кричите, настолько испуганный и совершенно один. Палач - комминг вниз от виселицы, и я не имею очень долго!

"Зажимное приспособление-, новости отсутствуют, они наконец нашли меня, отступник, который имел сделанное восстановленным для щедрости, никогда не потеряться, это будет концом сегодня требованного человека..."

"What...???" James began.

"Ssh, don't provoke him," Maddi hissed.

"Who gave her the frigging laptop again?!?!" Chelsea demanded.

"I didn't!"Chrissy replied innocently.

"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius screamed, running point blank away from Lauren, who followed him with a series of cartwheels and flips similar to those regularrly preformed by cheerleaders.

(there--no one can say I never posted!)

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Subject: I actually took a quiz!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 04:24:36 10/22/03 Wed

Which Marauder are you?
quiz made by Robyn and Angie.


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Subject: here's the rest...


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 04:10:19 10/22/03 Wed
(Here's the rest of the thingy, in case you care. Chrissy, you might wanna post your's too. You're Remus Lupin, the tame werewolf.

You're shy, intelligent, and much quieter than your friends, but that doesn't mean that everyone forgets about you! After all, you're the voice of reason---well, as close to a voice of reason as is possible with this group! You end up being a professor in the future, much to Snape's displeasure. The slimeball even tries to get you fired by telling everyone you're a werewolf, but you're still incredibly popular anyway. Take that Snape!

There. Now Maddi will bite me cuz I didn't put thoughts in parenthesis. Whoopsie....)

Lauren, who was still dancing, looked up helplessly as she came back to herself. "Somebody help," she whined as her limbs twisted in ways they were not meant to.

Maddi grinned evilly. "I got Fuf to dance...I think I deserve a medal for this!"

Suddenly the Mafia and the Marauders were in an auditorium filled with people. Maddi was onstage, happily accepting a golden Lifetime Acheivement award.

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Subject: I wonder if this works...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 04:05:39 10/22/03 Wed

Which Marauder are you?
quiz made by Robyn and Angie.


Of course I'd be Lupin. Are any of you surprised?

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Subject: i have probs spelling my name...


Author:
Chhels
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Date Posted: 12:59:47 10/21/03 Tue
(oo fun...maddi are you saying i normally dont say intellegent things?)
As Lauren spun around on her head the others started whispering about how to get out of this prank
"We could bind and gag them!" James suggested
"...nah, too messy." The others agreed

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Subject: lily evans


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 08:05:44 10/21/03 Tue
(yes everyone, this is me. not James, no, of corse not. I hope this turns out...)


Which Marauder are you?
quiz made by Robyn and Angie.


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Subject: oops!


Author:
sirius
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Date Posted: 05:38:46 10/21/03 Tue
(oops, I posted twice.)

"help..." Chelsea whimpered, staring at Lauren as she attempted to break dance--and failed.

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Subject: maddi to the rescue!!


Author:
Sirius/Maddi
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Date Posted: 04:55:41 10/21/03 Tue
(I need my list of pranks!!!)

Maddi and Sirius rubbed their hands together in anticipation of their prank, cackling in a frighteningly similar manner. the Muffins and the Marauders gathered together in a tight circle.

"Sirius..." Peter whimpered from behind James.

"Maddi, don't hurt anything. Remember, in alternate universes you can cause paradoxes with careless pranks." Chels informed her.

Maddi twitched. "Did you just say something intelligent?"

Chels hung her head. "Yes, I think."

"Holiday!" fuf screamed, and began to dance.

The muffins fell to the ground in shock. "You're dancing?!?!" Maddi exclaimed in fright.

"Yesh. It is fun!"

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Subject: maddi to the rescue!!


Author:
Sirius/Maddi
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Date Posted: 04:54:51 10/21/03 Tue
(I need my list of pranks!!!)

Maddi and Sirius rubbed their hands together in anticipation of their prank, cackling in a frighteningly similar manner. the Muffins and the Marauders gathered together in a tight circle.

"Sirius..." Peter whimpered from behind James.

"Maddi, don't hurt anything. Remember, in alternate universes you can cause paradoxes with careless pranks." Chels informed her.

Maddi twitched. "Did you just say something intelligent?"

Chels hung her head. "Yes, I think."

"Holiday!" fuf screamed, and began to dance.

The muffins fell to the ground in shock. "You're dancing?!?!" Maddi exclaimed in fright.

"Yesh. It is fun!"

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Subject: I'm at home...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 02:39:40 10/21/03 Tue
Lauren sighed, playing with a small piece of paper. "This is almost as boring as learning about adverbs...," she mumbled.

Chels sat down and poked a slug with a stick. "Yeah. We need to do something..."

"We need to..."

"PULL A PRANK!!!!" came the familiar voices of Madison and Sirius.

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Subject: *cough* im sleepy *yawn* zzzzzzzzzzzzz


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 11:37:23 10/20/03 Mon
"I'm still not feeling good." Chrissy said suddenly. "My lungs hurt. I'm going home." With that she dissappeared.

James let out a cry of joy. "I'm alter-ego free today!"

Chrissy's voice came out of nowhere. "No, you see, not really, for I have my own computer here at home where I can log on to the internet and type as much as i want on the forum, and this means that I can controll you from my keyboard with or without the interference of the other muffins, and you see because I'm sick, and they're at school, I currently have run of the forum until about 3:20 when they get home!"

"Ah man..." James sulked at the sense of still being controlled by his alter-ego.

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Subject: *grin* Hepp would be angry...lol


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 08:52:12 10/18/03 Sat
(wow, our English teacher would maul you, Chels...not only for your comma infraction, but for badmouthing football)
Lupin glanced around. "Where did that interesting blond child disappear to?"

The Muffins looked about the group. "Blond child?" Lauren asked, mentally counting off every blond person she'd met in her life.

"Yes, you know...the one that appears to have stolen Sirius," Lupin replied, lifting James' shoe and looking under it.

"Ooohhh..." Chels glared at Lupin. "Her name is Maddi, you know. And she's not technically blond anymore."

"Whatever," Lupin dismissed. "The point is, Sirius is gone too, whihc can only mean the two are pulling a prank that'll get us in trouble."

"Of course," Lauren told him. "That's what Maddis and Siriuses are for."

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Subject: hector


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 18:39:56 10/17/03 Fri
Maddi narrowed her vision on Lauren, "Are you psycho-analysing yourself in the Harry Potter Story?" She shook her head and wiggled her index finger, "Tisk, tisk, tisk. Not good. Not good at all."
Sirius finally could no longer contain his question any longer, "WHy don't we have a homecoming at Hogwarts?"
"Because you don't play football." Chrissy answered bluntly
"Yes we do." James frowned
"No, she means barbaric American Football, you know, sorta like Rugby." Lauren explained
"Ooooo" the Marauders nodded and understood.
"Still, we do play Quidditch." Peter offered a semi-bright idea. Ok, it was quite a large thing for Peter to figure out without much thought. Though perhaps he'd been pondering this for a while? Like when he was playing Wizarding Chess against Lupin and he'd take forever, every once in a while he'd reach out ever so slowly as if to move, but then would have second thoughts and bring his hand back. That would continue until Lupin had to nearly choke a move out of him. But that's completely besides the point.
"Really, Pete. Did you just realise this?" Lupin growled back with annoyed sarcasm, you know the type that isn't meant for humour, but more for anger ventelation.
Peter wimpered and shunk away into the trees. Only Chels watched him go, everyone else was too involved in their homecoming/football discussion, so it's good she saw him go, because, afterall, alter-egos need to keep an eye on one another....right? (can you say 'mis-use of commas times 400?' I just chucked all my English schooling out the window with that run-on sentence)

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Subject: *rolls eyes* chill, child...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 16:04:34 10/17/03 Fri
"I have no patience for this Homecoming thing!" Lauren bellowed loudly enough for Maddi to hear. "Get it through your skull--I, like at least one unnamed person that I know of, do not like dressing up or going to dances. Like this anonymous child, I would only go to one of these if it was a casual wear (aka, jeans and hoodie) deal. So, I, like her, do not want to hear any more babbling about the upcoming dance!!"

The other Muffins stared at Lauren and Lupin twitched.

"Why does my alter-ego have to be an anti-social psychopath?" he demanded of the heavens.

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Subject: shiver


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 12:34:33 10/17/03 Fri
"She's twitterpatted, can't you see that? You can't put someone in her state infront of a laptop! Do you want us to me killed!" CHrissy yelled
"T-twitterpatted?" Peter struggled with the long Bambi word.
"Yes, it means in love. Well sorta..." Fuf defined
"Oh...bad word." Peter shivered and made a noise oddly akin to that of a goat *twitch*
"She's going to maul us with pretty flowers! And cute kitties!" Chels screamed, running around in mad circles.
Lauren rubbed her temples in an attempt to ward off the headache that was inevitable.
Unexpectedly Remus's hand flew out, knocking the crazed Chels to the ground. The others looked at him with surprise.
"What?" he blushed
Chrissy just turned to Fuf, "They know us too well." and shook her head.

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Subject: oOoOoOoOoOh!


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 08:50:56 10/17/03 Fri
Sirius began to jump up and down and clap his hands together, girlishly squealing, "I can't wait for homecomming tomorrow!!"

"WHAT?!" Lupin demanded.

(the cheerleaders are cheering in choir. help!)

"Homecomming," Sirius repeated blankly.

"What is that?" Remus asked.

"a dance of sorts..."

"And I have a date!" Sirius exclaimed.

"What? No you dont!" Remus cried.

~~~on the Muffin cloud~~~

"what are you doing to my poor Remus?!?!" Lauren demanded through her gag.

"Nothing," Maddi replied. "I'M SO EXCITED!!!"

"For why?" Chrissy asked.

"I got a flower today. Look, its purdy and pink!"

The Muffins backed away quickly from their insane friend, who had gone from total insanity to an almost cheerleader-like attitude towards the school. Chelsea moved forward as if to smack her over the head with something heavy and knock her out, but Chrissy grabbed her arm and stopped her.

"Don't provoke her," she whispered.

"I wasn't--"

"You all need to come too!" Maddi cried.

"No...we're, uh...sick," Chelsea lied.

"Yes, sick," Lauren agreed.

"What's that on your face?" Chrissy asked curiously.

"Cheerleader pawprints!" Maddi replied cheerfully.

The other muffins suddenly turned and, screaming insanely, fell off the cloud.

~~~~~~~~~~~

James screamed girlishly and jumped into Remus's arms as three American teenage girls dropped from the sky.

"Not again," Chelsea muttered. "Who let her on the laptop?!"

"Not me," Fufu said guiltily.

(I can't wait for tomorrow!!!)

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Subject: uh......*chants* Not gonna bite Chrissy, not gonna bite Chrissy...


Author:
Fufu
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Date Posted: 02:44:05 10/16/03 Thu
Lauren, with much self-restraint, didn't do anything else, merely sat that primly with her hands tied behind her back.

***Meanwhile***
"AGGGG!!!" Sirius was screaming at the top of his lungs. "WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU????"

Lupin shrugged. "Made me pretty?"

Sirius waved his wand and Lupin was back in his usual faded black robes. James smirked and Peter looked up at the sky.

"I want some nice clothes...," he muttered, glared at Lupin. "How come Remus gets all the good stuff?"

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Subject: cha cha cha... charmen!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 12:49:23 10/15/03 Wed
"You sure?" Chels inquired. Lauren nodded her head vigorously.

"Prove it." Maddi concluded.

"Ok." LAuren hopped over to the computer and, with much difficulty, began to add to the story

****

"Hey, what's up with you?" James asked to Remus.

"Dunno..." Remus answered, looking at his outfit of fluffy pink skirts, a bonnet, a frilly parasil, and a bunch of flowers and small woodland creatures.

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Subject: GRRRR


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 04:02:27 10/15/03 Wed
"Sorry Chrissy," Lauren called after her friend. "I was really stressed out..."

Chrissy ignored her and left to go try on shoes. Lauren stood there helplessly for a few moments, unaware that danger was about to befall her.

Chels and Maddi, armed with their string, pounced on Lauren and tied her up.

"Ack!" Lauren cried. "Stop! I'm okay now, I've got all my anger out, I swear!!!"

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Subject: HOMECOMMING! HOMECOMMING! HOMECOMMING! HOMECOMMING! HOMECOMMING! HOMECOMMING! HOMECOMMING!


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chrissy
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Date Posted: 17:10:08 10/14/03 Tue
With a huff, Chrissy walked out of the room.

"Where are oyu going?" Chels asked.

"To put together my plans for Homecomming. There's still alot i need to get done." She spun on her heel and left.

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Subject: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 06:46:13 10/11/03 Sat
Lauren, in a moment of pure "Burn-Homecoming-Cuz-It's-Giving-Me-A-Migrane" insanity, screamed, "FORGET ABOUT HOMECOMING FOR GOD'S SAKE!! ALL IT'S DOING IS GIVING ME A REASON TO SPAZ OUT UNCONTROLLABLY FOR THE NEXT WEEK!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT DRESSES OR SHOES OR WHO'S WEARING WHAT!!...No offense, Chrissy," she added as an afterthought. "This is just driving me UP THE STINKING WALL!"

The other Muffins twitched. "Calm that Fufu," Maddi muttered, pulling a large ball of string from behind her back and throwing it to Chels.

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Subject: hey i think i no wut im gonna wear!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:35:04 10/10/03 Fri
(hm? what? o, well, Im posting anyway.)

"Would it help to say I'd like someone ELSE to come up with a way of continuing the story???" Chrissy asked the entire computer lab.

"Uhhh... no," Chels concluded.

Shaking her head, Chrissy turned back to her computer.

***

"Say, where'd Peter go?" Lupin asked Sirius.

"Well," Sirius began excitedly, "I sent him off so that he could send an owl to Dumbledore telling him about what's going on and maybe he could come to our rescue!"

Lupin turned to James, who looked back at Lupin and said, "I think I'm going to go pick my Homecomming outfit." Looking up at the sky curiously, he walked into the woods.

***

"CHRISSY!!!!"

"What?" she replied innocently. "I need a dress. It IS next week ya know!"

The others just rolled their eyes and went back to the story.

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Subject: WHAT???


Author:
siriusMaddi
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Date Posted: 05:34:59 10/09/03 Thu
(in the muffin headquarters)

"WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Maddi screamed, running in circles. "MY BRAIN-------!!!!!!!!"

"Well, there's this Jerry fellow..." Lauren began, but Chelsea stopped her, shaking her head sadly.

"There's something different with her head." Chels pauses. "Did your hair change color?"

"Oh, yes." Maddi stopped and looked up at her bangs.

"Can we get back to the story now?"

(ha, I posted at last!)

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Subject: huh??


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:51:27 10/03/03 Fri
Lauren, who looked quite confused indeed, looked over at Chrissy, who was looking smug in her cubicle. "What is going on here?" she demanded.

Chrissy glared. "We will not be dragged back into this story, thank you!"

"I know," Lauren replied patiently. "But what's going on?"

"I have no idea. Why do you think I left it like that?"

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Subject: okey-pokey


Author:
Jamesy-poo (uhhhh...)
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Date Posted: 16:53:44 10/02/03 Thu
Sirius wispered to Lupin, who wispered to Peter, who went rat and ran off towards the school. (I hope we're still near the school...)

"What's he doing?" asked James quietly.

"You'll see," Sirius reassured him, looking pround of himself for comming up with such a brilient plan.

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Subject: see, i was tempted to put almost that exact line in...


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lupin
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Date Posted: 04:04:18 09/30/03 Tue
Sirius feigned innocence. "Say what? I didn't hear anything...did you?"

Peter, who had been clutching two pastries to his ears, shook his head. "I have no idea what you are talking about..."

Lupin patted James' head. "We really should commit you," he said in a soft, calming voice.

"No! No, I really heard it this time, I swear!!" James howled, angry at his own insanity.

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Subject: a voice from above


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Chels
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Date Posted: 03:10:15 09/30/03 Tue
"As do i!" a voice came from above
James twitched, "Now i know you heard that too..."

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Subject: lol, o i get it...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 10:47:43 09/28/03 Sun
(poor peter...)
Lupin smiled at Peter. "Don't worry. I don't think you're a Christmas tree..."

"You don't?" Peter asked hopefully.

"No." Lupin patted his friend on the shoulder.

"No, he's more of a Jack-o-Lantern!" James hooted.

Peter brightened. "I love Halloween!"

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Subject: well, im home! : )


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 09:26:31 09/28/03 Sun
(never mind... i had brought cookies to our homecomming... and... yeah...)

"Really?" Peter's face lit up.

"Don't push your luck, you christmas tree," sirius muttered, causing Pater to become depressed again.

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Subject: Cookie?


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 15:11:27 09/25/03 Thu
(sure...why not? *shrug*)
Lupin reached out and thunked Jerry on the arm, just to see what would happen. As he had suspected, the young man whimpered and clutched his forearm, tears appears in in cloudy blue eyes. Lupin then repeated the movement to Peter, who glared, but said and did nothing else.

Lupin began to giggle. "Ha, even Peter's stronger and cooler than Jerry!"

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Subject: hhhhhhhuuhhh


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 07:25:22 09/25/03 Thu
(ok well back to the story...)

James finally stopped laughing long enough to eat a cookie at the MMSTC freshman homecomming before turning back to the other marauders and laughing their heads off.

(big grin)

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Subject: regina lets her on voy, just not tripod...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:25:47 09/23/03 Tue
(ok, u go to http://www.technoangel.net/marauders/ and click on the Ask the Marauders button and type a question and eventually they get around to answering it on site...they're really fun to read, actually...lol)

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Subject: lol


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 03:57:05 09/22/03 Mon
(lol, poor jerry)
Lupin stared at the acolyte/wizard, agast. "You *do*??"

Jerry stared at the floor, ashamed. "Yes..."

James and Sirius broke into hysterical giggles. "I..can't...believe...we were...afraid...of..you!" Sirius squealed between giggles.

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Subject: monny


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 06:38:48 09/21/03 Sun
(lol :D)

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Subject: hey, look at this!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 14:22:05 09/19/03 Fri
(wow, i forgot all about this..i emailed this to those cool people on a marauder site monthes ago. See?

From: FufuLupin
This is a bit odd.... Hmm, like the site though. *grin* Anyway, my buds and I have alter-egoed ourselves into marauder-land and I'm Lupin... Just like to ask.... How did you manage to keep your friends from getting expelled, dude?
Remus: Can't tell you. I can tell you that it wasn't easy...*sigh*

James: Moony is a miracle worker!

see? isnt it amusing...lol, id forgotten all about it)

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Subject: morbid


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 03:06:26 09/19/03 Fri
"All right! I can't take it any more! No more lies! No More LIes!!!" Jerry screamed, "I still sleep with my blanky!"

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Subject: chrissy's french?


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 16:19:29 09/16/03 Tue
Lupin chose to ignore James, and his logic, after that. Instead, he stared at Jerry, trying to force a confession out of him.

It worked.

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Subject: meop


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 13:25:48 09/16/03 Tue
(Did you mean to say VanPelt rather than Le Pelt? Because Le Pelt means 'the Pelt')
"...why is he helping us?" Sirius asked suspiciously indicating VanPelt
"That's a good question. Why don't you ask him Remus?" James passed on the deed
"Me? Why me?"
"Because you're the logical one."
"So?" Lupin pouted, kicking at the dirt.

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Subject: Wake me up inside


Author:
Jamesy
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Date Posted: 12:56:00 09/16/03 Tue
Jerry fell down to the ground, dazed, and the marauders took that opportunity to tie him securly to a tree.

Looking over at Le Pelt, who had run in fear, James shook his head and laughed. "I didn't even know he knew what a demon was!"

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Subject: um...ew?


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 04:03:57 09/16/03 Tue
Lupin smirked. "Poor Pete. Everything seems to happen to him..." He paused and looked up at his ears the best he could. "Wait a seccond. Scratch that. Seeing as, he's currently the only non-cartoonized human here, I guess he not everything happens to him."

Just then, VanPelt fired a salvo of bullets into the air (thank you vocab....lol) and pointed wildly with his gun. "We have demons, dead ahead!" he shouted.

"Demons? Where?" Sirius ducked his head as Jerry--wearing a homemade pair of magical wings--sailed overheard and crashed into a tree.

"Ohh...That demon." James smirked. "How're you doing, mate?"

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Subject: mute


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 12:40:20 09/15/03 Mon
Peter groaned, "It all was flying by so fast..." he then became sick and had to take cover in the thick green vegitation that surrounded them.
As Peter wretched the others sat, wrinkling their noses at the sounds he was producing.

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