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Subject: rasberries

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James

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Date Posted: 19:20:42 07/17/03 Thu

Sirius was flirting with the red headed Ravenclaws Jasmine and Hallie as Peter began to chase Remus, trying to spill his life story to him. James was helping Hagrid pull red-scaled turnips (i made those up).

Lily hurried over to James and hit him over the head.

"Ow! What was that for?" James turned to Lily and giggled at her hot pink hair.

"THAT was for stuffing my books with melted chocolate in Potions!" She hit him again, causing him to flinch. "THAT was for stuffing cat hair into my robe in Herbology!" She sneezed and hit him again. "And THAT was for turning my hair pink in Charms!"

James waved a turnip at her and glared. "Now look. You've probably got me mixed up with Sirius or something. I didn't do any of that... in the past three weeks anyway. Now go away, unless you plan on asking me out."

"Talk about going out when you grow a life, a brain, and a personality!" And with a flick of her hair Lily left in a Huff.

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