| Subject: hehe hheh heh..... |
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Date Posted: 10:23:04 07/22/03 Tue
As they slipped through the forest, the Marauders whistled a jolly tune, though Peter couldn't exactly whistle...
Suddenly, a female voice shouted, "STOP WHISTLING!!!"
The boys froze as a short young woman wiht shoulder length blond hair stepped out of the shadows, followed closely by a dark-haired young man, a red-headed girl, a tall man with spiky brown hair, a younger girl with dark hair and an old fellow with glasses. (lol, u shouldn't have put me in my element, guys...)
***In the Muffin cloud***
Lauren typed madly and grinned like a fool as the other Muffins shrank away and allowed her to do her thing because they had been foolish enough to bring Buffy into this story in the first place.
***Forbidden Forest***
Lupin stammered, "W-who are you?"
"I am Buffy, the Vampire Slayer!" The woman struck a pose. Her red-haired friend poked her in the shoulder.
"Um, Buff?" She shook her head. "Don't."
"Aww...Ok. This is Willow," Buffy said, pointing at the red-head. "And Xander (the dark-haired, broad-shouldered one), Dawn (the brown-haired girl), Angel (spiky-hair guy), and Giles."
James stared at Willow. "You look like Lily," he said stupidly, causing Sirius to bonk him over the head wiht a mallet that had magically appeared.
"Stupid git," Sirius muttered.
"So..." Lupin shifted. "What's your story, Buffy?"
***Muffin Cloud***
All of the Muffins howled, "NOOOOO!!!!!" as Lauren grinned insanely.
***FF***
"Well, it stared when I was living in LA. I burned down the gym at Hemery High School and was thus expelled. My mom moved us to Sunnydale, which was on a Hellmouth. We fought evil there, me and my friends, until a vampire called the Master killed me one night and I had to be revived with CPR by Xander. Then we fought against Spike and Drusilla, two new vampires, after I killed the Master and Spike ended up killing the Annoited One, a little boy vampire called Collin. Eventually Angel, a vampire with a soul and my soul-mate forever, turned evil after a moment of true happiness and I had to kill him off after he killed our computer teacher, Jenny Calendar and another Slayer, one called Kendra. Then, after I sent him to Hell, and was kicked out of school, I had to endure much pain when seeing Will with he werewolf boyfriend, Oz, and Xander with Cordelia, but I got back into school and Angel came back and everything was cool as another Slayer showed up, Faith, and she turned evil and went to work with the evil Mayor Wilkins and we killed him at Graduation when he tried to eat us all. Then Angel left and I went off to college with Will and Oz. I met Riley, an army-like Initiative guy who fought demons professionally and we went through this big long deal of having to kill off this dude named Adam, who was all half demon, half human, half robot, and somewhere in there Xand met Anya, a former vengence demon, and Willow began going out with Tara and they were both heavily into the magicks. Then I gained a little sister, Dawn, who was actually originally a little ball of light that was know as the Key and a Hell-god called Glory wanted her and so the monks gave her form and sent her to me and we were all freaked out and Riley left and my mother got a brain tumor and died and everything was crazy until I sacrificed myself to save Dawn and the world and everyone was sad, including Spike who became a good guy because of the army chip in his head that made him unable to hurt humans and he loved me and it was all very strange and then Willow brought me back from the dead and everyone learned I had been in Heaven and I was all mad at them, so I was hanging out with Spike and I got a job at the Doublemeat Palace and eventually Tara was killed off by this little band of geeks named Warren, Andrew, and Jonathon, only Warren was the evil one and Willow went insane and killed Warren and she was all kooky cuz of the magics that had taken over her brain and caused an addiction of sorts and she nearly destroyed the world, but Xander stopped her and then we had to deal with the First Evil and all the Slayer potentials showed up and a big fight ensued and Anya died and Spike died and all of the deserted town of Sunnydale fell into the ground and we were all safe and so we headed to Cleveland and now we're here."
Everyone stared after her rambling.
***Muffin Cloud***
Everyone but Fufu twitched and then attempted to kill the Fuf for writing all this crap.
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