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Subject: stevo

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peter

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Date Posted: 18:43:27 07/22/03 Tue

Lily had had enough of James's shinanigans and she threw up her arms in exasperation, "Stop stalking me! I dont like you! You are a selfcentered moron! I have a boyfriend! I dont need you to follow me about! STOP IT!"
The Marauders just kinda sat there dumbfounded for a minute until a cute 5th year Raveclaw (notice all these people seem to be romantically involved with Ravenclaws???) called to Lily and she quickly scurried away. The Ravenclaw placed his arm casually around her shoulder and they sauntered up back to the castle.
"What was that about?" Sirius asked.
James just shrugged, "I dont know, i dont even like her."
"Yeah...but you've got to admit that she's hot." Lupin muttered.
"Ew!" James yelled and started off towards the lake and their favorite sitting spot.
The truth was that James had had a crush on his female counterpart, Elizabeth, for the past year. She was everything James wanted in a girl, cute, funny, she liked to do a few pranks, and always laughed at James's jokes and pranks, she even loathed Snape! If only they could hook up...
"James? James?" Peter's repetative asking brought James back out of thought, "You let the snitch get away...did you mean to do that?"
"Wha? Huh?" James slurred as if he were just awaking from a dream.
"What were you thinking about? The voices again?" Lupin inquired.
"Nah..." James trailed back off into thought

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