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Subject: oops, I lied.

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 20:17:17 08/08/03 Fri

Lupin, being the brainy one of the bunch, was too preoccupied making sure that Peter looked like an authentic zombie to realize that James was openly trying to catch the attention of fellow Gryffindor, Lily. Thus, he was probably the most surprised of all when Jerry said,

"You four Marauders can get out of here now."

"What?!" Remmy cried, face falling into a mask of absolute horror. "And miss this chance to save the school? Why would we?"

"Because I asked nicely?" Jerry begged, battering his eyelids.

"Good God! You *are* queer!" Sirius exclaimed, backing into whoever was behind him. It happened to be Peter.

"Silence, insolent one!" Jerry cried. "Now I am angry! I will yell and stomp my feet!" he proceeded to do an odd dance, with strange grunting sound effects.

"Is he okay?" Peter asked Remus.

"Are you okay?" Remus asked Jerry.

"I need my bunny costume...!" Jerry cried, sitting down and bursting into tears.

"Where am I?" James asked suddenly.

"Where are we?" Remus, Peter, and Sirius repeated.

"Not again!" James cried, discovering that the past series of events had yet again only been a dream.

"Can you keep it down?" Jerry asked, pink bunny ears flopping.

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