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Subject: greeeeeeeeeeen


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Peter
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Date Posted: 19:04:49 03/29/03 Sat

(here's a note--He's not exactly an evil man...we shouldn't make him a monster! I think this may be a step too far...)

"Wait!" Chels and Maddi called, they both put out a hand to stop the marching soldiers, "Is this the way you want to be remembered? British people and schools are awesome! There is no need for fighting, here have the notebook."
"What are you guys doing?" Mr. Kopas exclaimed, but then he noticed the two identical notebooks that the girls held.
"Choose one!" Maddi yelled.
"One? But why not two?" a soldier asked.
"Cause that wouldn't be fair." James said.
"Oh... okay the one on the right." Shrub replied.
"Oh...which right, yours or mine?" Chels asked.
"What's the difference?!?" Shrub exclaimed.
"Right...here, take this one, hell take both." Chels threw both of them on the ground and started running. All the children managed to escape to the decrepid old house, but Mr. Kopas was trapped by the soldiers, who turned into fluffy pink bunnies as Chrissy pulled out the real notebook and scribbled down the words.
"Oh no! We've got to save him!" lauren exclaimed.
"I still don't know who he is." Lupin muttered.
"OUR MATH TEACHER!" the editors screamed.
"Why is he so important?" Sirius asked, still not understanding why these strange American girls were so in love with math.
"Cause he's a great teacher!" Lauren yelled.
"Oh...like Dumbledor and the late Proffesor Jazzerous?" Lilly asked.
"Sure." Maddi replied.
"Now, what's the plan?" Chels asked, suddenly they all turned into military camoflauge fateges, "Heh, that's better."
"What's my rank?" asked Peter stupidly.
"Who cares? We don't have time for that. How bout we pretend we live in an Otonomous Collective?" Maddi offered.
"Do we ahve real guns?"Chels asked, searching around her outfit. Lauren came up to her and took the trank gun out of Chels' haulster.
"WE have trank guns, YOU do not." Lauren muttered.
"We can't trust you with loaded weapons of any sort." Chrissy agreed. She passed out more trank guns to the Marauders.
Meanwhile one large pink bunny was sniffing Mr. Kopas' ear.
"Ew! Get away! This is a direct violation of the Geniva Convention! I demand to speak with my lawyer!" Mr. Kopas complained. The bunny frowned and growled. (the geniva convention i think was the agreement to treat all prisoners humainly)
"Lets move in soldiers!" Peter exclaimed. James and Sirius walked carefully towards him removing his tank gun cautiosly.
"Could you please step over there with the other hazard?"Lupin asked.
"Aw...we're not hazards, we're specail." Chels wined.

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