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Subject: lol, everybody's got a water buffallo...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 10:53:29 09/14/03 Sun
Lupin raised his eyebrows at Ven Pelt. "...Yes....he's a water buffalo."

"Really?" The hunter's eyes gleamed. "I haven't hunted a good water buffalo in almost 12 years..." He drifted off in memory.

"Well you're not starting up again now," Sirius snapped. He hauled Peter onto unsteady feet. "This one's taken."
Subject: warto


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 09:02:30 09/13/03 Sat
Suddenly there was an ever-growing cry for help as some plump object plummeted from the sky, crashing into the ground between the Marauders and Van Pelt...general guy...
"Peter?" James raised an eyebrow and stepped forward to poke the thing with a stick. It groaned.
"Yep it's Pete alright." Lupin concluded and they helped him to his feet.
"What is this, a water buffalo?" Van Pelt scratched his chin.
Subject: lol, jumanji!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 08:52:21 09/13/03 Sat
(ack! english class...)
Lupin suddenly grew and became a chibi with wolf ears. "Why can't I just be normal???" he shrieked. Then he pointed at the balding man. "Hey! Van Pelt! You were in that 1996 PG movie starring Robin Williams, Kirsten Dunst, Bonnie Hunt and Bradley Pierce! You're EVIL!"

Sirius cocked his head to the side and scratched his doggie ears. "Really? I thought he was that scary old dude from that story "The Most Dangerous Game"..."

"No..." Lupin muttered.
Subject: :)


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 08:25:16 09/13/03 Sat
chibi-James, sill holding onto Lupin's leash, felt his antlers. "This is different..."

"Where are we anyway?" Sirius inquired as he looked around.

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," James whispered to Lupin, who growled.

And he was right, for the most part anyway. They were now in a dense jungle, complete with the swinging vines.

"No," said and low scary voice from behind them. "You are on Ship-trap Island, and you are now the next participants in my most dangerous game!" A balding man who looked like the general dude from Jumanji, hat and all, stepped out from some underbrush and pointed a pistol at James' head. Sirius jumped up and bit his arm.
Subject: lol, poor hogwarts is dying


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 15:39:45 09/03/03 Wed
Lupin glared at the others. "I don't have a metal link with anyone, thank you very much. An emotional link, sure. Metal, no. I've never been on a leash..."

For no apparent reason, Lupin then wolfed out and Sirius slapped a collar around his thick furry neck. "Now you have!"

Lupin growled, his brain still intact. "Hey, I've got a human brain! Wow, this is different!"

Looking around, he noted that Sirius had dog ears sticking out of his head and James had antlers and...they had scarily turned into chibis!

"NOOOOOO!" Lupin shrieked in an inhuman voice as James and Sirius looked at one another and cackled hysterically.
(hey, go to...eh,forget it. If i ever find the pic again, ill print it off and bring it in...)
Subject: rabbits eat cheese!


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 14:21:36 09/03/03 Wed
"It's your fault we're stuck on this island!" Sirius yelled
"...what island?" Lupin inquired, cocking an eyebrow.
"...um...well...erm." Sirius faltered. But just then the school began to shake. It was as if an earthquak had suddenly struck. The rafters creaked and threatened to break free from the stone walls. Bits of the walls started to come down ontop of them, luckily nothing too large. The parrot became frantic and took flight, getting lost in the downpoor of debris.
"What's happening?!" James cried.
"The school's being sucked underground!" Lupin exclaimed.
"And you would know this how?" Sirius asked, bracing himself against the wall.
"...i just do..." Lupin muttered in reply, dodging random rocks that narrowly missed him.
"It's his metal link with his girlfriend, where ever she is..." James concluded and Sirius nodded in agreement and understanding.
Subject: lol


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 06:06:43 09/03/03 Wed
"Well, that was fun..." Sirius muttered in annoyance. "Our headmaster is of no help, Peter's a rabbit, we're stuck with a stupid parrot, and I'm missing the greatest chance to pull pranks ever!" He glared at James. "I blame you."

"What??" James stepped back, scandilized. "Why??"
Subject: lalalaa


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 19:21:38 09/02/03 Tue
"Nuh uh..." James wimpered. Then, to his delight, Tumble-n-snore (ok so I was bored...) began to groan.
"Hey, Tumble- er, Dumbledore! GEt up! You have a school to save!" Sirius bagan shaking his shoulders.
The headmaster grunted. "Wheeeeeeeeee..." he whispered before curling into a ball and sucking thumb, apparently asleep.
"Just Great." Remus sighed.
Subject: lol, poor dumbledore


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 04:50:38 09/02/03 Tue
"Stunned him??" James shrieked. "You can stun a teacher, they'll make a few excuses for you. You cannot stun the headmaster! They'll eat you, expell you, then drag you back for more!"
Subject: pingpong cats


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 04:01:30 09/02/03 Tue
Lupin and Sirius started running at full speed. And wouldn't you know it, they ran smack-dab into Dumbledor, all three of them fell to the floor.
"Now look what you did!" James cried as he ran up to him, "You killed him! He wasn't terribly young to begin with, and now you killed him!"
"No...he's, he's just stunned...."Lupin said unsure.
Subject: chrissy. that just wasn't cool


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 10:56:44 08/31/03 Sun
(chrissy! i cant post till u do, so POST! now! right now!)
Subject: bo ya


Author:
tokyo
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Date Posted: 09:53:29 08/31/03 Sun
(hum de dum i can't think of anything to put.)
Subject: gym is cool...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 15:17:39 08/29/03 Fri
James shrugged. "Guess you should've thought about that before you questioned my authority, huh? Now, hup to!"

Sighing, Lupin and Sirius complied, dragging "Peter" along with them.
Subject: pumpkinsoup


Author:
Chels
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Date Posted: 12:51:12 08/28/03 Thu
Lupin twitched, "But i don't want to be in gym class! That's for muggles!"
Subject: geez...


Author:
allen
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Date Posted: 06:24:19 08/28/03 Thu
"Well, sorry.." Sirius grumbled. "Geez, James, who made you boss?"

"J.K. Rowling," James replied dully. "Now come over here, or I'm gonna make you do laps!"
Subject: bartholomule


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 13:18:08 08/27/03 Wed
"You ask too many questions...we need to save the school!" James yelled, and with that they stormed back into the school and the Hufflepuff commonroom.
It was eerie and dark in there and as far as they could tell no one was in there.
Subject: a parrot?


Author:
lauren
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Date Posted: 06:22:39 08/27/03 Wed
"So, are you satisfied?" Sirius grumped.

Lupin and James both nodded happily. "Yup! This parrot's just like Peter, so he wil serve as the alternate Petey until the real Peter comes back from being a rabbit!"

"But he's normally a rat..." Sirius mused. "What's the difference now?"
Subject: parrot


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 17:30:34 08/26/03 Tue
"No problem." James announced. And promptly walsted into the Forbidden Forest. He returned moments later with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Uh...how does this solve our problem?" Sirius asked, raising and eyebrow.
"It's just like Peter, see?" James handed the pareot a cracker and he gobbled it up ravenously.
"Yep, it's a good Peter!" Lupin agreed.
Subject: umm...i know but I cant explain it


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 06:58:56 08/25/03 Mon
Lupin looked hopelessly around. "It just doesn't feel right..."

"What?" Sirus demanded.

"We need four Marauders, three just doesn't work. And threee Marauders and a rabbit doesn't work either."

"So...before we save the school, you're saying we need to draft a new Marauder?" James asked incredulously.

Lupin nodded.

"You're putting a new Marauder ahead of saving Hogwarts from a major evil on our priority list??" Sirius poked a finger into his ear. "Maybe I heard you wrong..."
Subject: what does cliche mean?


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 06:21:07 08/25/03 Mon
Sirius shrugged. "Let's give him to Hagrid."

It took much persuading and many carotts to get Peter out of the castle and into the grounds-keeper's hut, especially because he kept digging random burrows and hiding, but eventually it was done, and the three remaining marauders were back onto the case of finding the student-snatcher.

James punched the air and smiled. "Let's go find that student snatcher!"

Lupin and Sirius looked at eachother. "How cliche..." they muttered, following the enthused James through the castle halls.
Subject: lol, bunnyness


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 05:10:00 08/25/03 Mon
Peter gave an unitentional low chittering sort of sound and the rabbit straightened up.

"Did you just cuss him out in bunny language?" Sirius demanded nervously. Peter shook his head helplessly as the bunny sized him up.

Then the bunny grinned and cheerfully bounded away. The Maurauders stared after it, but the coast remained clear.

"I think you passed it's inspection, Peter!" Lupin exclaimed, wacking the poor bunny-dressed-boy on the back.

To his immense surprise, Peter dropped to all fours and began rabidly sniffing Lupin's leg.

"Oh, great," James muttered. "Now he's got a rabbit complex. How are we supposed to save the school with Bunny Boy sniffing our sneakers??"
Subject: buggy


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 18:22:05 08/24/03 Sun
"Wha-what is he d-doing?" Peter wimpered as the bunny started the handshake.
"Can't you recognise a secret bunny handshake when you see one?" Sirius asked.
"No...should i be able to?"
The bunny squinted at Peter as if trying to decide if Pete was human or rabbit.
Subject: monty python


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:09:17 08/24/03 Sun
The bunny, of course, went on to display a series of horrible martial arts (hey, i had to change it a little bit) excersizes. Peter yelped and leaped back, but Sirius and James were there to push him back.

"He recognizes you as one of his kind, Pete," Lupin said excitedly.

And indeed, the bunny was smiling in an odd bunny sort of way at Peter and attempting the secret bunny handshake.
Subject: alamo


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 09:10:12 08/24/03 Sun
(We'll keep at it. I'm prepared to continue. And Chrissy, you didn't get the memo that says that the British call girls 'birds'? I thought i sent your office the memo...i'll have to yell at my assistant...)

"Di-did you eat all of our classmates?" Peter stammered
The bunny didnt reply, only wiggled its nose and acted like it was eating something.
"Don't tempt it, Pete!" James warned, shoving Peter forward.
"I don't wanna die!!!!" Peter screamed, falling to his knees and wimpering.
"Don't be daft, it's just a bunny." Sirius snapped.
Subject: thank u, chrissy!!!!


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 06:40:40 08/24/03 Sun
(u didnt know that??)
Lupin squealed in uncharacteristic fright. "It's going to eat us!!!"

"Not if I can help it!" James retorted, shoving Peter in his bunny costume forward as a sort of peace offering/sacrifice.
(people, r we gonna work to continue this fine story or let it rot? we need to make a choice and we need to make one soon.)
Subject: okey pokey


Author:
Jamesy
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Date Posted: 06:37:04 08/24/03 Sun
(hey i found out that brits call girls birds...)

The marauders walked slowly into the dark room, looking around like frightened puppy dogs. (i think i fried my brain too)

"It's empty," Lupin said turning to the others.

"And cold," Sirius shivered.

Suddenly Peter put his hands to his face in his best Home Alone impression and pointed at a very dark corner of the room. "Look!" his hissed.

Suddenly out of the corner hopped... a fluffy white bunny.

"Death awaits you all! with nasty sharp pointy teeth!" A scary man with a stick setting random this on fire showed up, quickly did his hiss-and-spit-with-fangs and left.

"Woah..." James shook his head.
Subject: how ya doin'


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 04:42:57 08/23/03 Sat
(that doesnt count as a post, chrissy!)
Subject: not allattta time


Author:
tokyo
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Date Posted: 11:17:22 08/22/03 Fri
(hey this is the only one i can remember so i'll make this quick hi how r u i g2g but i hope u decorated your lockers and ill c u maybe on sunday i must have typed this in under a minuet.... outta time bbye!)
Subject: ur it, ur the ultimate....


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 07:15:38 08/18/03 Mon
Peter poked his head into the room. "I see no one!" he said in a deep voice.

"What's he trying to do?" James asked in a whisper.

"Either he's trying to impress Cara somehow with his manliness, he's completly posessed, or he's attempting to channel Johnny Depp from Sleepy Hollow...," Lupin deduced.

"I'd vote for posessed," Sirius volunteered.

"I am not!" Peter blushed.
Subject: pat


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 19:47:36 08/17/03 Sun
(mine as well)
"Hey....aren't we supposed to be like chasing down an evil person right now?" James remembered
"Oh yeah..."
They scurried off to Hufflepuff Tower.
"Higgle-di-piggle-di" Lupin said the password and tried to open the door.
"What's wrong?" Peter asked when the door wouldn't budge.
"I dont know...HIGGLEDIPIGGLEDI!" Lupin tried again.
"Hm..."James thought then he backed up before ramming his shoulder in the the door, "Owie" he wimpered as he slid down the door to the floor.
"Oops, i said the wrong password." Lupin remembered, "HiggledaPiggleda"
"Don't lie, you just wanted to see me fracture my shoulder blade..."James growled from the floor.
Subject: aw, poor peter...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 07:33:44 08/14/03 Thu
Peter couldn't help but run back to pick up the small cotton ball. He teared up.

"Wahhh!" he sobbed, stroking the tail. "It's really gone!"

Lupin patted his shoulder consendingly. "It's gone to a better place, that's what you must remember, Pete...right?"

Sirius and James both nodded their heads helpfully, roling their eyes when Peter had turned away to reverently lay his tail down in it's final resting place.
(well, that was interesting...i think my brain's fried..)
Subject: meowza


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 18:38:04 08/13/03 Wed
But it was no use and Peter was forced to rip the tail out of his bunny suit and scurry onward to catch up.
Subject: lol....u didnt mean steak, did u?


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 07:57:56 08/13/03 Wed
(heh)
Peter refused to remove the bunny suit that lent him such comfort, but it really was hindering his ability to move. He pondered a new way of getting around, but it was no use...his tail had gotten stuck on a suit of armor and the other Marauders were already around the next bend.

"Help!" he cried softly, trying not to alert his presence to Mrs. Norris or Filch. "Lupin? Sirius? JAMES???"
Subject: bunny suites are itchie...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 19:12:44 08/12/03 Tue
"So take it off!" Sirius yelled annoyed
"You're actually inccuraging him to steak???" Lupin raised and eyebrow
"No, just hurry up Pete!" Sirius blushed, but became hardfaced with the effort of getting to the Hufflepuff tower in haste.
Subject: this is what im saying, chels!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 15:01:31 08/12/03 Tue
(hello, new york! ok...people, we have got to stop using the dream bit, its really getting old. and thank u chels...ill see what i can do)
Entering the Great Hall, the boys noted something odd: with the exception of a couple of newts, the place was *gasp* empty!

"Do you think..." Sirius left his question unasked as the boys turned and hot-footed it up to the Hufflepuff Tower.

"Run...faster..!" Lupin panted, shoving a stumbling Peter along. "C'mon man, we've got a school to save!"

"I'm sorry!" Peter whimpered back. "But I keep tripping over the hem of my bunny suit, er, robes..."
Subject: adf


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 19:03:33 08/11/03 Mon
(This sucks. Everytime something goes awrey we switch it into a dream. It was actually doing something, too!)

Lupin sat up in bed, "Whoa, i just had a really weird dream." he rubbed his eyes making sure that this time he really was awake, "You ever get those dreams where u wake up in a dream and u think you're really awake?"
"....no..but go on." Sirius grumbled sleepily.
"Well that's just what happened. It was odd. Cause it was just like this..."
"It kinda makes you wonder..........." Peter murmured
"Wonder what?" James inquired from underneath his covers.
"...wonder if you're really awake or not." Peter finished.
They sat there for a moment all taking in the wide capasity of the thought.
Finally Sirius broke the silence with an apropriate, "Woah."
Then they climbed out of their beds and got dressed for the upcoming day. As they walked down the stairs the first part of Lupin's dream returned to him, "I've got it!"
"Huh?" the others stared at him oddly.
"I think he's got hives..." Peter half whispered to James
"No, i dont have hives. I just remembered my dream. That Jerry kid was taking control of the school, feeding students to some creature." Lupin told them the story
"That's odd. I had a simular dream..." James muttered.
"That sounds really familiar, in a freaky sort of way." Sirius admitted.
They turned to Peter, seeing if all of them had had the same dream. Peter shook his head rapidly, "Don't look at me, i dreamed of a pink bunny costume."
They shrugged it off and walked in silence down to the great hall. (take it away fuf! Bring back Jerry and his zombie stuff!!!!)
Subject: chels, what does wibs mean?


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 07:58:46 08/11/03 Mon
(yes, Remmey is a pet name for Lupin, much like Jamesy...and Maddi, get on here and explain urself!)
Lupin awoke screaming in fear as the image of Jerry in the bunny suit was burned into his brain. (aw, c'mon Maddi, that was my character's chance to play hero..wait...)

Sirius, James, and Peter all looked at one another. "Do we know a Jerry?" Sirius blurted.

"Nope." James replied after searching his mental yearbook. "No we don't...we know a Jimmy, a Johnny, and a Carrot Cake, but no Jerry."

"I like Ben and Jerry's ice cream," Peter volunteered.

"I love the Tom and Jerry cartoons," Sirius added.

"What's the point of this conversation?" Lupin demanded.
Subject: lala


Author:
tokyo
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Date Posted: 08:37:41 08/10/03 Sun
(maddi, illinois is getting to your head. r u sure that was fuf? i see no profain fufs!)
Subject: oops, I lied.


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 20:17:17 08/08/03 Fri
Lupin, being the brainy one of the bunch, was too preoccupied making sure that Peter looked like an authentic zombie to realize that James was openly trying to catch the attention of fellow Gryffindor, Lily. Thus, he was probably the most surprised of all when Jerry said,

"You four Marauders can get out of here now."

"What?!" Remmy cried, face falling into a mask of absolute horror. "And miss this chance to save the school? Why would we?"

"Because I asked nicely?" Jerry begged, battering his eyelids.

"Good God! You *are* queer!" Sirius exclaimed, backing into whoever was behind him. It happened to be Peter.

"Silence, insolent one!" Jerry cried. "Now I am angry! I will yell and stomp my feet!" he proceeded to do an odd dance, with strange grunting sound effects.

"Is he okay?" Peter asked Remus.

"Are you okay?" Remus asked Jerry.

"I need my bunny costume...!" Jerry cried, sitting down and bursting into tears.

"Where am I?" James asked suddenly.

"Where are we?" Remus, Peter, and Sirius repeated.

"Not again!" James cried, discovering that the past series of events had yet again only been a dream.

"Can you keep it down?" Jerry asked, pink bunny ears flopping.

(FUFU--no profanity, remember? voy is a happy user site. Delete it, I say! cu all 2morrow! cheers! ;P)
Subject: huh


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:28:36 08/04/03 Mon
"As I was saying." Jerry straighted his blue tie. "We're all gonna play a little game." He strode over to a corner where he had a small shrine set up. on a pillow sat a big red dog-looking thingy.

(my brain is dead...)
Subject: hmm.....interesting.,...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 13:58:20 08/03/03 Sun
Sirius seemed to break out of his reverie for all of two minutes to cheerfully smile and wave. "Hey Jerry!"

Jerry waved back in response, a fake smile on his own face. He whispered a spell and immeadiatly, Sirius slipped back into slumber.
Subject: ad


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 10:37:48 08/02/03 Sat
They were surrounded by the moaning and groaning zombie students. Peter spotted Cara among them and was about to drop his guise and run over to her.
"Car-"
"Shh! We don't want to draw attention to ourselves." Lupin grabbed him by the shirt and tugged him back.
Suddenly the demonic-looking Jerry appeared floating above them all, a twisted smile present on his face.
"My friends! Welcome! I'm so glad that you have come." he greeted them.
Subject: heh heh heh...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 09:55:29 08/02/03 Sat
Peter paused in his whimpered protests for a second to demand, "How exactly do you know this password?"

Lupin blushed. "Well, it's kinda like how Muggle couples give their keys to one another...only this way it's passwords."

"Is that allowed?" Peter asked curiously, thinking about how he wouldn't know about this since his heart was fully devoted to his fellow Gryfindor, Cara.

Instead of answering, Lupin gave a dead-sounding groan and refused to blink. Peter copied his immeadiatly, and it was a good thing he did, too, because they had entered Jerry's dorm room.
Subject: pooooooooook


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 09:49:45 08/02/03 Sat
"Or they could be heading for the girls lavatory." Peter offered
"And the boys?" Lupin growled annoyed.
"Well it's a really lovely bathroom..." Peter caught himself, "Or so i've heard..."
Lupin paid him no mind and strode ahead. When the reached the entrance to the Hufflepuff tower they stopped.
"What do we do?" Peter asked nervously
"I guess--i guess we just blend."
"Oh.............how do we do that?"
"Look stiff. Moan alot. Keep your mouth open and your eyes fine. No, not like that! You look like someone broken your jaw, not like a zombie at all. There, that's a bit better. Try not to blink. And keep your arms out infront of you. Ready?"
Peter gave a small wimper in reply and Lupin whispered the password and they entered.
Subject: uh....chels? lapdogs have what to do with this?


Author:
ffu
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Date Posted: 10:53:28 08/01/03 Fri
Lupin began to pace. "How will we do this?" he demanded.

Peter, who had begun to slink away and even had the portrait hole open, frowned. "Maybe some food will get our brains moving."

Lupin was tempted to bite him, then realized he was very hungry. So he reluctantly nodded and followed Peter out into the corridor and down to the Great Hall.

Just as they were about to enter, the doors flew open and what looked like 3/4 of the school (not to mention Fliwick, Valdwigs, and the astronomy teacher) came staggering out, droning in dead-zombie (arent all zombies dead?) fashion.

Lupin, spotting James and Sirius amoung the hypnotized, grabbed Peter and tugged his out of the way.

"They're heading for Hufflepuff Tower," he hissed in Peter's ear.
Subject: af


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 18:53:47 07/31/03 Thu
"You don't think it'd fit me?" Peter asked, clearly missing the point of the matter.
"Peter! Get over it! It's a bunny costume! We need to save the school!" Lupin yelled and a pale 1st year grew very nervious and scuttered away from them.
"Aw...i really want a bunny suite to call me own..." he wined.
"Peter! Grrrr...ok. If we live through this i'll buy you a bunny suite, happy?"
"Yip! Yip!" Peter made the noise gleefully as if he was some deranged lapdog (if had a thing w/ lapdogs lately)
Subject: hey! hey, hey, hey, HEY!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 08:13:04 07/31/03 Thu
(hey, wait a min! i created Jerry and wat do I get out of it? My character is alienated!)
Lupin sighed as Sirius wacked him over the head with a Trasfiguration book. "Look, guys...Jerry's...something's not right with...O, forget it..."
***That Night...***
Lupin and Peter, dressed in black turtlenecks, jeans, and sneakers (and, in Peter's case, a black skiing mask that covered his face), crouched outside of the evil Hufflepuff's dorm room. They had, as a precaution, stolen (well, Lupin prefered 'borrowed') James' invisibility cloak and were under it.

They were only in the Hufflepuff tower at all because Lupin's girlfriend, Marie, didn't like Jerry either and liked their plan to catch him in the act of some dasteredly deed. Marie herself was in the Common Room, ready to inconspicuously let them out.

Once Peter stopped humming his own personal theme song under his breath, the plan began to go smoothly. Lupin clutched one of his owl-cameras and was pointing it at the dorm room where Jerry had just entered.

The other boy had donned a black cloak and was lighting candles with his wand as he chanted in a low voice. After a few moments, he waved his wand and a big blood-red apperation blew out of it, howling madly.

Jerry grinned darkly. "Master...the children are ready for you...I have nabbed two more unsuspecting wizards for your feast..."

Lupin and Peter exchanged a terrifed look and bolted, convinced they had heard enough.
***the next day***
The two Marauders, who hadn't really slept at all, ran to their comrades and began to babble mindlessly to them of the last night's revelations. When James and Sirius didn't seem to believe them, Lupin hit the rewind button on his owl-cam.

A picture of Jerry, in a pink bunny suit, appeared on the screen.

Sirius and James laughed hysterically, then left Lupina nd Peter to gape at the cam in their hands.

"He must've been on to us from the start!" Lupin growled furiously. "And he bewitched the dorm so we couldn't tape him!"

Peter wasn't listening. "I wonder if he'll let me borrow that bunny costume..."

Lupin hit him over the head with the owl-cam. "Peter! If Jerry's not stopped, he'll end up feeding the entire school to his demon master...and James and Sirius are included in that!" He paused. "Also, that suit would never fit you, Petey, he's too tall."
(i had a brainstorm...)
Subject: adf


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 19:30:43 07/30/03 Wed
"Well that was an easy way to get Hufflepuff out of the lead." Lupin joked badly. No one laughed but Peter gave him a smile. James and Sirius looked as if Lupin had said something fowl.
"What? What did i say?" Lupin asked, oblivious that they'd already formed a fast friendship with Jerry, "That joke? That wasn't anything against Jerry." He tried to defend himself but they could tell he didn't like him.
Subject: tut tut... tut tut... tut tut tut tut tut tut.... *left... left... left right left*


Author:
Jamesy
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Date Posted: 19:02:30 07/30/03 Wed
Sirius and James returned just as Lupin wasb beating Peter for the fith time. Jerry entered also, and McGinagal had a joyous time making a charmed boot kick him all the way out the door, deducting points from Hufflepuff along the way.
Subject: afdij


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 18:54:17 07/30/03 Wed
(I would, but i am fresh out of ideas. I need chrissy or maddi to post!)
Subject: gah!!!!!!


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 17:37:47 07/30/03 Wed
(SOMEBODY NEEDS TO POST RIGHT THIS SECOND, I AM SOOOOO SICK OF SEEING MY LAST MESSAGE EVERY TIME I COME ON HERE! POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Subject: lol, cool


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 16:56:34 07/27/03 Sun
(yes, chels, jerry is a figment of my imagination. also...Durmstrang is in Bulgaria, it's Karkaroff's school...and Krum's, remember?)
Peter quickly abandoned his stupid idea and went on to lose horribly to Lupin.
Subject: I found out my great-grandma could speak Polish-Yittish...


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 16:27:34 07/27/03 Sun
(I dont know if im just out of the loop, but where's Durmstrange??? And did you creat Jerry out of thin air? Or is he an actual person???)

Lupin didn't pay Peter much mind, "And how are we supposed to dig into his files?" He moved his pawn on the wizarding chess board forward.
"Uh...good point..."
Subject: aw, poor Jerry! tho, come to think of it, i wouldnt much like a dude who came outta a wall...


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 14:44:21 07/26/03 Sat
Lupin kicked at the ground angrily and Peter looked over at him. "What is it?"

"That Jerry guy doesn't seem right..." Lupin growled quietly and Peter slid over a few spaces away from his friend.

"You mean..." Peter tried hopelessly to work out Lupin's meaning.

"I mean he's the queer one!" Lupin exploded. "Falling out of wall's and all that...definatly dodgy."

"Fishy," Peter agreed. "So..." He shuffled his toe. "Should we check him out?"

Lupin looked at him blankly and Peter added hastily, "You know, his records? For all we know, he could be a spy!"

"From where?" Lupin demanded.

"Uhh...Durmstrang!" Peter looked quite pleased with himself at making this brilliant deduction.
Subject: watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon *gasp* watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon watermellon!


Author:
James' alter-ego
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Date Posted: 13:44:06 07/26/03 Sat
"So," JAmes said casually, "are you new?"

"No."

"Oh, then what year are you in?"

"Sixth. Although they've considered moving me up to seventh, you know, because im really smart and all." His smile widened. Lupin looked at the boy with dislike.

"Your a Hufflepuff, eh?" Sirius commented, eyeing the crest on his robes.

"Yeah." For the first time Jerry looked dissapointed. "My mum says it was a mistake. She doesn't think an old hat has enough know-how to sort students, and she says that I may have brains, but Hufflepuffs are just queer."

"They are not at all queer!" Lupin argued. Seeing the od stare he was getting from Jerry, he rethought his answer. "Erm... I wouldn't call 'em quer. Slytherines are more queer-like to me."

"So true!" Jerry laughed. He, James and Sirius got into a long chat about pranks that they've pulled on various slytherines while Peter moved over towards Lupin.

Lupin looked at the ground, his face burning scarlet. His girlfriend was a Hufflepuff, and she was far from being queer. She definately had the smarts, as did her friends, but none of them were queer. He could tell right off the bat her didn't like this guy. Peter must have felt the same way.

"Let's go back to the common room," Peter wispered to him. Nodding silently, they left James, Sirius, and Jerry with their discussion.
Subject: yay! i win!...what do i win u ask? well, i dunno....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:45:30 07/25/03 Fri
Lupin grinned sheepishly as Sirius attempted to push him into the nearest wall in thanks. "It's not a big deal..." he kept muttering, though he was secretly pleased by the sudden heroism.

Suddenly, an owl flew out of the same wall Lupin had just been shoved into. It bonked Peter on the head with a cheerful, though dazed, hoot.

James raised his eyebrows. "Now, where did that come from?"

Before even Sirius could spout off a hair-brained idea, a boy poked his head through the wall and gave a weak smile. "Hullo, then," he said, looking quite distracted. "Oof!" he added as he fell the rest of the way out of the wall. Straitening, he extended his hand to Lupin (the left one; his right wrist held no hand at all, but rather a stump), and said pleasently, "Name's Jerry. Hope my owl there didn't hurt any of you. I was just testing out a new trick to play on hapless first years, you know how sad they can be." He gave a toothy grin.

Sirius' eyes lit up at the word 'trick'. Peter, giving the new boy a wounded stare, rubbed his head as the owl flew back to rest on Jerry's shoulder.
Subject: blah im so bored save me someone please!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:50:08 07/24/03 Thu
"Honestly Professor!" Lupin ecclaimed, taking McGonagal by surprise. "I, being a prefect and all, have tried countless times to stop this... rubbish." He looked quickly at his friends. "I assure you, none of this has involved neither I nor Peter, but I've these two under my watchful eye," he motioned towards Sirius and james, "for a long time, and I can assure that they have hardly had any time to plant all... THESE."

McGonagal mulled over Lupin's words for a few minuets while the marauders all exchanged grateful glances towards eachother. Once again, Lupin's quick excuse making skills had saved them all from a year's worth of detentions.

McGonagal took off her glasses and rubbed her temple. "Oh, you'r lucky your Griffendors!" She put her galsses back on and stood. "All right, Mr. Lupin, I'll believe your story this time. You all get a weeks worth of detention, in my office, durring lunch. But if any more pranks of this sort come up again," she glared at James and Sirius, "I'm not letting you off so easy."

Once the boys were in the hall, with McGonagal out of hearing range, the boys all lept on Lupin, giving him a pat on the back and ruffling his hair in approval.
Subject: *twitch* this book is written by a fool who does not know of editing or spell check


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:42:45 07/24/03 Thu
(seriously, this odd fellow has never met an editor in his life and he merely wrote this book off of the Buffy seasin seven scripts...and he did the quickest job possible....)
McGonagall's eyes bulged at the comment and she looked like she desperatly wanted to strangle poor James.

Lupin's own eyes widened as he took in the large quantities of Dungbombs, fake dragon dung, Filibuster Fireworks, and miniature owls that could be placed secretly in enemy dormitories so they could act as magical cameras...and rabidly attack the person whom they had been sent to watch by dive-bombing their heads at random. They had invented those, and bought the rest, and Lupin was quite surprised that McGonagall had gotten her hands on this mother-load of joking instruments.
Subject: dsaf


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 08:42:13 07/24/03 Thu
She set Sirius in a chair and other others sat also. She took her seat behind her desk and for a moment looked at them with a hint of a frown on her face.
"Boys this must stop." she began.
"What must stop, Professor?" Sirius asked innocently
"These-these tricks!" she yelled, opening up a drawer and tossing random things that they'd planted about the school at them
"Tricks, Professor?" SIrius inquired as if he had never laid eyes on any of these before.
"Yes, Mr. Black, tricks. And don't take me for some dimwitted hag, i know very well that you and Mr. Potter are behind all these." she jestured to the objects she'd thrown.
"And no doubt you've forced Mr. Lupin and Mr. Petigrew along as well." she sounded wary, taking her seat again.
"But Professor, whyever would we do something so foolish?" James piped up, fallowing SIrius's lead.
Subject: ha cha cha


Author:
JAmes
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Date Posted: 08:23:20 07/23/03 Wed
James reaced for the open window while the other marauders went back to their little tree to relax. Just then, the snitch came up next to his head. thinking it was a bee, he swated the object with an annoyed hand. (yes, hands can get annoyed now)

Wrong thing to do. The snitch cracked him hard on the forehead before zooming off to bug someone else.

"That was the snitch? Bloody little..." he grumbled, walking towards the tree near the lake where the marauders always spent their spare time on a good day.

Wrong again. Just as he sat down, it began to pour.

"Prongs, you're carring some genuine bad luck with you ta'day," Sirius deduced. "Therefor, i'm going to stay as far away from you as I possibly can." As he ran for the castle the other followed a bit more slowly, letting the rushing younger children get in first.

By the time they were in the castle, McGonagal had approached them with Sirius' shoulder firmly in her grip.

"Well, Professor," Sirius began, voice cracking a bit. "I see you've found them, so I'll just-"

"NOT so fast, Mr. Black," McGonagal cut him off sharply. "I wish to address all of you. Now, follow me." And with that, she hearded them down the hallway, still soaking wet.
Subject: chels, who is this elizabeth person??


Author:
fuf
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Date Posted: 08:10:01 07/23/03 Wed
Lupin stared after the snitch that had escaped from James' bag. "Uh...Prongs? Maybe you should go...fetch." He moved his head in the direction where the snitch had just flown through an open window.

James jerked our of his reverie and cursed loudly. "Great, that was McGonagall's office. If she finds it there, she'll know it was me and take points away from Griffindor, she's always doing that!"

"How will she know it's you?" Sirius demanded.

James gave him an "are you insane" look. "I always steal the snitch from the Quidditch box! You know that!"

(no what i think we should do? put this interesting story on fanfiction.net!)
Subject: stevo


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 18:43:27 07/22/03 Tue
Lily had had enough of James's shinanigans and she threw up her arms in exasperation, "Stop stalking me! I dont like you! You are a selfcentered moron! I have a boyfriend! I dont need you to follow me about! STOP IT!"
The Marauders just kinda sat there dumbfounded for a minute until a cute 5th year Raveclaw (notice all these people seem to be romantically involved with Ravenclaws???) called to Lily and she quickly scurried away. The Ravenclaw placed his arm casually around her shoulder and they sauntered up back to the castle.
"What was that about?" Sirius asked.
James just shrugged, "I dont know, i dont even like her."
"Yeah...but you've got to admit that she's hot." Lupin muttered.
"Ew!" James yelled and started off towards the lake and their favorite sitting spot.
The truth was that James had had a crush on his female counterpart, Elizabeth, for the past year. She was everything James wanted in a girl, cute, funny, she liked to do a few pranks, and always laughed at James's jokes and pranks, she even loathed Snape! If only they could hook up...
"James? James?" Peter's repetative asking brought James back out of thought, "You let the snitch get away...did you mean to do that?"
"Wha? Huh?" James slurred as if he were just awaking from a dream.
"What were you thinking about? The voices again?" Lupin inquired.
"Nah..." James trailed back off into thought
Subject: SoOOoO HoW arE YOu aLl?


Author:
JAmEs
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Date Posted: 14:42:03 07/22/03 Tue
Chrissy chased Fufu with a knife. "I take no interest in this junk! This waste of web space! and I am goin got ERASE EVERYONE'S MEMORIES!"

**the forest**

Buffy looked at Willow. "Why are we here?"

"Beats me." the buffy gang skipped off.

James looked at Lupin. "Why are we here?"

"Beats me." the marauders skipped merrily back to hogwarts, where they smacked right into Lily.

"Why do you stalk me?" she cried, running for the castle.
Subject: sowwie....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:01:36 07/22/03 Tue
"Well, he asked..." Fufu squirmed miserably on the ground.

"Only because you wrote it!" Maddi snarled back.
Subject: sla


Author:
meow...Peter
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Date Posted: 10:48:15 07/22/03 Tue
*Muffins***
"Stop the pain!" Chrissy screamed as Maddi wrestled Fuf to the ground.
"Is there any way to delete this?" Chels wondered aloud, pushing random buttons on the computer.
Subject: hehe hheh heh.....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 10:23:04 07/22/03 Tue
As they slipped through the forest, the Marauders whistled a jolly tune, though Peter couldn't exactly whistle...

Suddenly, a female voice shouted, "STOP WHISTLING!!!"

The boys froze as a short young woman wiht shoulder length blond hair stepped out of the shadows, followed closely by a dark-haired young man, a red-headed girl, a tall man with spiky brown hair, a younger girl with dark hair and an old fellow with glasses. (lol, u shouldn't have put me in my element, guys...)

***In the Muffin cloud***
Lauren typed madly and grinned like a fool as the other Muffins shrank away and allowed her to do her thing because they had been foolish enough to bring Buffy into this story in the first place.
***Forbidden Forest***
Lupin stammered, "W-who are you?"

"I am Buffy, the Vampire Slayer!" The woman struck a pose. Her red-haired friend poked her in the shoulder.

"Um, Buff?" She shook her head. "Don't."

"Aww...Ok. This is Willow," Buffy said, pointing at the red-head. "And Xander (the dark-haired, broad-shouldered one), Dawn (the brown-haired girl), Angel (spiky-hair guy), and Giles."

James stared at Willow. "You look like Lily," he said stupidly, causing Sirius to bonk him over the head wiht a mallet that had magically appeared.

"Stupid git," Sirius muttered.

"So..." Lupin shifted. "What's your story, Buffy?"
***Muffin Cloud***
All of the Muffins howled, "NOOOOO!!!!!" as Lauren grinned insanely.
***FF***
"Well, it stared when I was living in LA. I burned down the gym at Hemery High School and was thus expelled. My mom moved us to Sunnydale, which was on a Hellmouth. We fought evil there, me and my friends, until a vampire called the Master killed me one night and I had to be revived with CPR by Xander. Then we fought against Spike and Drusilla, two new vampires, after I killed the Master and Spike ended up killing the Annoited One, a little boy vampire called Collin. Eventually Angel, a vampire with a soul and my soul-mate forever, turned evil after a moment of true happiness and I had to kill him off after he killed our computer teacher, Jenny Calendar and another Slayer, one called Kendra. Then, after I sent him to Hell, and was kicked out of school, I had to endure much pain when seeing Will with he werewolf boyfriend, Oz, and Xander with Cordelia, but I got back into school and Angel came back and everything was cool as another Slayer showed up, Faith, and she turned evil and went to work with the evil Mayor Wilkins and we killed him at Graduation when he tried to eat us all. Then Angel left and I went off to college with Will and Oz. I met Riley, an army-like Initiative guy who fought demons professionally and we went through this big long deal of having to kill off this dude named Adam, who was all half demon, half human, half robot, and somewhere in there Xand met Anya, a former vengence demon, and Willow began going out with Tara and they were both heavily into the magicks. Then I gained a little sister, Dawn, who was actually originally a little ball of light that was know as the Key and a Hell-god called Glory wanted her and so the monks gave her form and sent her to me and we were all freaked out and Riley left and my mother got a brain tumor and died and everything was crazy until I sacrificed myself to save Dawn and the world and everyone was sad, including Spike who became a good guy because of the army chip in his head that made him unable to hurt humans and he loved me and it was all very strange and then Willow brought me back from the dead and everyone learned I had been in Heaven and I was all mad at them, so I was hanging out with Spike and I got a job at the Doublemeat Palace and eventually Tara was killed off by this little band of geeks named Warren, Andrew, and Jonathon, only Warren was the evil one and Willow went insane and killed Warren and she was all kooky cuz of the magics that had taken over her brain and caused an addiction of sorts and she nearly destroyed the world, but Xander stopped her and then we had to deal with the First Evil and all the Slayer potentials showed up and a big fight ensued and Anya died and Spike died and all of the deserted town of Sunnydale fell into the ground and we were all safe and so we headed to Cleveland and now we're here."

Everyone stared after her rambling.

***Muffin Cloud***

Everyone but Fufu twitched and then attempted to kill the Fuf for writing all this crap.
Subject: uigvlh


Author:
Stubby Boardman
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Date Posted: 09:08:14 07/22/03 Tue
The Marauders happily skipped off towards the forest, in plain view of everyone outside. A random Professor shouted, "Hey, you can't go in there!" without enthuisam, making no move to stop them.

(Maddi's Fanfic: Hogwarts Released 1: Phonex Fire, SiriusMaddi)

As soon as they were behind a tree, James panted, "Boy, that was close. We could have been seen!"

Remus just whacked his forehead on the nearest tree. "We're in soo much trouble..."
Subject: grrr buffy...


Author:
Jamesy
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Date Posted: 09:02:37 07/22/03 Tue
"Well I heard that Buffy resides in there." Sirius looked at his fellow marauders. "If we plan on getting rid of this evil Vampire of doom, we need the right help. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!"

"I don't wanna..." complained Peter.

Sirius took him by the arm. "You must..." He dragged Peter into the forest. James and Lupin slowly followed.
Subject: um, chels?


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 08:58:18 07/22/03 Tue
James shrugged innocently. "I have no idea, if you want the truth," he replied cheerfully.

Sirius discarded his sax and stared blissfully out at the Forbidden Forest. "I think we should go in there," he said dully, as though he wasn't really there.

Peter gaped. "Are you insane?? We can't go in there!!"
Subject: the e


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 08:54:53 07/22/03 Tue
Suddenly there was a loud piercing screaking noise that forced all the frolicking younglings to cover their delicate G-rated ears.
"Arrrrrrrrrrggggggwollllllllllllllllyyyyystuuuuup" James growled.
"...what was that?" Lupin inquired, raising an eyebrow to James's odd soud effect
Subject: Home Again


Author:
Sirius
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Date Posted: 17:47:41 07/21/03 Mon
In the Muffin Cloud, things were not going well for the Fuf. To keep her from messing up the Marauders again, the other Muffins had bound and gagged her and taken away her notebook and all the pencils she had tucked behind her ears.

"Now, what was our plot again?" Maddi asked.

"Plot? What Plot?" Chrissy muttered.

"Hey, I just stuck my story on fanfic.net!" Maddi exclaimed distractedly, staring at her laptop screen.

"But we're writing this one..." Chels replied.

"Gurf!" Fuf cried.

"Gehsuntighet." Maddi said automatically. "Now, does anyone have any McDonald's coupons? As the Fuf knows all too well, camp food sucks. Though you'll all be returning there with me next year..." glares menacingly.

"Okay, let's get back to the story." Chrissy suggested.

"Good idea," Chels replied and began to type...(even though she was missing...)
Subject: hmm...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 14:59:44 07/21/03 Mon
Lauren glared at Chrissy. "Oh, that's better," she remarked sarcastically.

Chrissy beamed. "I know, isn't it?"

Down on the Hogwarts grounds, Peter was playing a Muggle instrument called a harmonica. Lupin, who had conjured up a guitar out of nowhere, was accompanying him as Sirius played the saxiphone and James beat out a steady rhythem on a set of drums.

Lily rolled her eyes, pretending to be unimpressed. "What do they know about the blues?" she remarked.
Subject: BLOOP


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 18:58:49 07/18/03 Fri
"I can't help it..." she whined.

"And stop messing with my alter ego. You know as well as I do that he needs to be a brainless git until seventh year," Chrissy scolded. "Until then, he's got to be... umm... selfcentered."

*****back at Hogwarts*****

"I'm a selfcentered brainless git who is not to fall in love with Lily until seventh year when I will grow a life, brain, and personality," James was telling Lupin, who was chocking back his laughter.

and with the magic of the computer, Chrissy erased their memory so that they thought Lupin was about to remark about Lily.

"You know," he said casually, "Lily is kinda pretty when you look at her right."

James turned around and looked at him with a mixture or shock, surprise, and anger, partly because he was horrified at the thought, secondly because he hated when Lupin was right, thirdly because he kinda liked her but would never admit it, and forthly because he hated it when girls called him names, especially when he had just finished showing off for them.

"Don't kid yourself," he said. "Did Peeves screw up your eyesight or something? She's pure evil sraight from the bowls of hell and I don't want anything to do with her." Inside he was deciding how to make girls like him better.
Subject: hmm..


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:26:00 07/18/03 Fri
Lupin walked casually up to James, who was drooling as he watched Lily walk away. "Interesting, how after the fifth book came out, the Muffins decided she would be very evil to you, James," he remarked.

James twitched. "How DARE you say their name in my presence," he hissed, sticking an accusing finger in Lupin's face.

***In the Muffin cloud***

Everyone glared at Lauren for about the 20th time in teh past 30 posts of the story.

"Stop giving us away!" Maddi growled.
Subject: rasberries


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 19:20:42 07/17/03 Thu
Sirius was flirting with the red headed Ravenclaws Jasmine and Hallie as Peter began to chase Remus, trying to spill his life story to him. James was helping Hagrid pull red-scaled turnips (i made those up).

Lily hurried over to James and hit him over the head.

"Ow! What was that for?" James turned to Lily and giggled at her hot pink hair.

"THAT was for stuffing my books with melted chocolate in Potions!" She hit him again, causing him to flinch. "THAT was for stuffing cat hair into my robe in Herbology!" She sneezed and hit him again. "And THAT was for turning my hair pink in Charms!"

James waved a turnip at her and glared. "Now look. You've probably got me mixed up with Sirius or something. I didn't do any of that... in the past three weeks anyway. Now go away, unless you plan on asking me out."

"Talk about going out when you grow a life, a brain, and a personality!" And with a flick of her hair Lily left in a Huff.
Subject: bewild


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 13:08:00 07/17/03 Thu
"What're you two doin'?" came the gruff voice of Hagrid from the garden.
"Oh nothing." James laughed, and they went off to find a distraught Sirius.
Subject: umm.....no creativity....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 13:04:53 07/17/03 Thu
Unfortunatly, Peter followed....and tried to finish his story.

Sirius ran screaming from the area as James and Remus giggled helplessly.
Subject: sooo.........


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 20:34:08 07/16/03 Wed
"So, what do you think?" Peter asked, turning over on the couch to look at Sirius.

Sirius was starring out the window at the lake, waving sheepishly at two Ravenclaw girls below. "I think I- er- we- er- YOU need some fresh air." He waved away the ducktape on JAmes and Remus and lead them to the lake side, where he proceded to flirt with the girls, leaving the others at Hagrid's Hut.
Subject: itttttttssssss


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 18:39:00 07/16/03 Wed
Remus chuckled, "I didn't know this was a group session" and was quickly taped as well.
For the next fifteen minutes James and Remus sat in the corner glaring angrily at Sirius, who was listening, partially, to Peter as he babbled out his life story. Sirius occasionally muttered a 'yes' and 'how interesting' just so Peter wouldn't think he wasn't listening and have to start this grueling story all over.
Subject: umm.....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 11:09:48 07/15/03 Tue
Peter shrank down in his seat. "Alright then. I feel....ignored. My 'friends' don't like me."

"Yes we do!" James tried to argue, but Sirius waved his wand and a peice of extra sticky duct tape slid over his mouth.

"It's not your turn to speak," Sirius admonished irritably.
Subject: steeeeee


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 09:36:41 07/14/03 Mon
(Ahmmm...i've learned a valuble lesson today, finish reading the post b4 you post. Heh, i could have sworn the post was done...o well. Just disregard mine, if you'd like)
Subject: hip hop


Author:
James' evil twin
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Date Posted: 07:45:38 07/14/03 Mon
(wait... was that a post over mine, or was it like off of mine? I'm so confused........)
Subject: heel


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 19:45:19 07/13/03 Sun
"You mean there's..*sniffle*...places for people like me?" Peter sniffed gullibly.
"But of course, dear fellow, there's always a place for everyone." Remus said incurragingly, "Now close your eyes."
Peter closed his eyes and with a *pop* they were in a shrink's office and Peter was on an old couch. Sirius was dressed as a shrink, with a greying gotee and a casual gray suit. He looked tiredly over his spectacles at Peter.
"Well?" Sirius asked irritably.
"Well what?" Peter inquired back.
"TEll my you bloody problem already!" Sirius yelled.
Subject: har har har


Author:
tkoyko... *oppsy!* *tokyo
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Date Posted: 19:02:52 07/13/03 Sun
"Get a shrink visit?" James rubbed his chin. "Ah ha! Sirius get out that old couch. I think we're going to pay a visit to the Shrink for Maraudering Fellows!"

"The what?"

"Just play along..."

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Sirius sat in a big chair in the common room, wearing thick glasses and writting on a clipboard. He glanced at Peter, who was laying down on the shrink couch and figiting with his thumbs. Lupin sat at a table, playing the "recorder". He got to write everything that went on there. James just sat and watched.
Subject: umm...


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 16:45:56 07/13/03 Sun
(chrissy? WE'RE American, remember? that's how she knows, where've u been hiding?)
Peter snuffled into his plate. "why are you always so mean to me?"

Sirius sighed. "This is goning to turn into another shrink visit, isn't it?"

"Yes!" said Peter vehemently. "It's not fair that I wouldn't get one!"
Subject: awww


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 09:38:22 07/13/03 Sun
"Awww..." Peter wimpered.
Remus patted Peter on the shoulder and scowled at James, "That was uncalled for."
Subject: lolly pop


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 09:30:28 07/13/03 Sun
(how'd you know what's american? u have a friend over there?)

James threw up his hands. "Alright! Fine! Spoil our fun! It's no wonder your so bloody soft."
Subject: free


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 21:19:22 07/12/03 Sat
Remus poked at his potatoe thoughtfully, "Aw...i could never do that to another non-human. We have feelings too!" he didnt realise how loud he'd said that and the girl next to him shot him a dirty look before sinking her teeth back into the corn on the cob (how america *rolls eyes*)
"Don't feel back, Moony, we aren't going to experement on him." James tried to comfort him.
"No, just use a bit-o blackmail." Sirius said, nudging James in the ribs.
"I agree with Moony on this one, it's wrong to exploit his...his erm...condition." Peter piped up.
"Thank you." Remus said, as if he'd just proved something and finally took a bite of his potatoe.
Subject: Frosty the snowman... caught my hands on fire! AHH!


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 20:16:56 07/12/03 Sat
(hehe just adding a plot! we need one badly!)

"Ah ha!" James shouted, pointing at Lupin. He quickly sat back down and bussied himself with his plate of fun.

"Well it sounds to me like the Ministry is going to try and take over Hogwarts kinda what is going to happen quite a few years into the future when James' son Harry is 15 and Sirius DIES... erm..." Peter looked at his friends. They were all staring.

Sirius shook his head. "Ok," he breathed, "anyway. I say we investigate. See if we actually have avampire for a teacher."
Subject: heh heh


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:25:52 07/12/03 Sat
"Now I think you're overdoing it," Sirius warned. "I'm just saying, if our teacher really is a vampire--"

"--then we can meet Buffy!" Lupin cut in, then realized what he'd said and clamped a hand over his mouth.

"Where did that come from?" Peter demanded.

"My alter-ego?" Lupin offered helplessly.
Subject: Roar


Author:
tokyo
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Date Posted: 09:45:57 07/11/03 Fri
Once at the great hall, Sirius leaned in. "I heard about this thing in the bathroom, from that Bill Weasly kid. You know him, right?" The others look around at each other and starred puzzled at Sirius.

"Anyway, he was saying how our D.A.D.A. teacher is a vampire. A REAL LIVE VAMPIRE! And so the ministry was comming to investigate an unregistered vampire in our area, and... yeah." He looked exidedly at his friends, bouncing up and down and grinning.

"Ok, Lets start from the beggingging," Remus said. "Who gave you the suger?"

"Justin, but that's beside the point!" Sirius looked at James.

"Now wait. Why are you so happy?" James asked. "If the ministry finds that our teacher is a Vampire, then the ministry might sack dumbledore for poor judgement!" He turned over the potato on his plate. "Dumbledore's great. We can't have him sacked! He's the one who aggreed to take Remus in and keep his, erm, you know, a secret. The misistry could find Lupin too! Then what?"

"Woah there, killer!" said Remus.
Subject: mewmew


Author:
peter
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Date Posted: 08:48:09 07/11/03 Fri
It was another hour until a wan Sirius rentered.
"Finally you return!" Lupin said, starting for the great hall.
"We thought you'd been eaten by something in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom."
Subject: hmm....what to write....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 08:13:05 07/11/03 Fri
James looked thoughtfully at the chess board, then around at his buddies, all of whom looked distracted. He prodded a peice or two (or eight) until he was winning the game.
Subject: roar!


Author:
tokyo
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Date Posted: 16:01:18 07/09/03 Wed
Sirius rushed out of the common room to the bathroom, where he vigorously washed his mouth with soap. He re-rentered the commonroom brushing his teeth.

"Ro, pate" he said, spitting toothpaste all over his friends, "ryed po oodat? Atpas astly. Ichhhhk. Blinner 'oon n tink oupoiled ey habitite. I bloud rarf." And he ran out of the room back to the bathrooms.

(English= "Yo, mate. Why'd you so that? That was nasty. Ick. Dinner is soon and I think you spoiled my appitite. I could barf.")

"Yeah... you do that." Remus mutered. Peter put his sock back on and James poked the pieces on the wizards chess board.
Subject: well, its about time u returned.....


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 12:34:40 07/09/03 Wed
(cant...keep...eyes..open...zzz)
Lupin shifted nervously away from Peter. "Did you hear that interesting fuzz comment just now?" he demanded of James, who nodded vigorously.

"So I'm not the only one who hears those voices!" he exclaimed excitedly.

Lupin shrugged. "Don't look so happy about it, mate, hearing voices isn't a good thing."

Up in the Muffin territory, four pairs of eyes locked on Lauren and glared furiously.
Subject: smeagle


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 09:46:53 07/09/03 Wed
"Oos ofalock muh ish?" Sirius asked through the sock.
"What?" James asked, raising an eyebrow at Sirius.
Remus sighed and examined his nails with boredom, "He was asking who's sock it was."
Peter blushed and glanced embarrised at his bare foot.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" The others exclaimed in unison and Sirius ripped the sock from his mouth, spitting out lint and fuzz.
"Hey, he's kinda like a fuzz dispencer..." a girls voice said, and James looked around as if he actually believed for a moment it had been a physical being in his world and not just an Muffin from above.
Subject: dsssssssssssssssssssssssssadadadadadadadadada


Author:
James
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Date Posted: 20:25:11 07/07/03 Mon
(woah there! MAD FUFU!!! EVERYBODY RUN!!! *runs there and back* *pant pant* ok, all good.)

(I think 5th year is soo much better than 4th year, don't you?)

Poor james and Peter had been left in the desert due to the carelessness of the editors...

James looked over at Peter, who was convinced that a butter beer had appeared in front of him and was now slurping the sand.

"What in Merlin's beard are you doing?" (i noticed that term was used alot in OotP) James shouted as Peter hopped up and ran towards a raock.

"It's Hagrid!" Peter shouted over his shoulder. "Hagrid! HAGRID!!"

With a pop the two appeared back in Griffendor common room.

"Uh... What the..." James murmered, looking around and finding Sirius and Remus. He ran up to them and seized Sirius by the collar. "Did you just leave me and Peter in the Saharah? Alone?! INTENTIONALY!?!"

Sirius looked undetered. "Not intentionaly, mate. It was the cause of Ol' Dumbledore you were left there."

A small giggle came out of nowhere, quickly shushed by a few others. James shivered and let go of Sirius.

"Your lucky your my best friend or I would seriously pound the serious out of you."

"But I am Sir-"

"Don't start that!" Remus cried, shoving a sock into Sirius' mouth.
Subject: where r we going with this???


Author:
fufu
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Date Posted: 08:26:16 07/02/03 Wed
Lupin twitched madly and clamped a shaking hand over Sirius' mouth. "Shut up, Stubby," he warned, placing considerable emphasis on the nickname/alias. Sirius gave a wide and goofily two-year-old-like grin.

"Dumbledore," Lupin said hurredly. "As a prefect, I'll be the first to assure you that this little prank would never have taken place under my watch and also, I will escort my good friend Sirius back to our dormitory immeadiatly." He poked at the badge on his chest, then did a double-take as Sirius poked it discreetly with his wand and the letters reversed to spell 'tceferp'. (because we are now officially in the 5th year...)

The silver-beared headmaster smiled and nodded, clearly amused with the not-too-clever badge switch. "Be off then."

They walked out of the
office, Lupin glaring at Sirius and muttering, "Oh, you'll pay." under his breath.
Subject: memward


Author:
Peter
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Date Posted: 16:42:22 07/01/03 Tue
(Gr. I'm agree about what JK did too...gr! I'm not quite sure what's happened to our poor story. But it seems to have melted severely)

When Lupin and Sirius came to they were in Dumbledor's office sitting in ancient-looking wooden chairs.
"Finally, you're awake!" Dumbledor more or less greeted them with two piping hot cups of tea. The boys were quite puzzled at how they had ended up in the headmaster's office drinking tea. "I bet you are wondering what you're doing here."
"Uh...yeah." Sirius answered.
"Well i'll tell you. It has been discovered that you were planning a trank attack on the majority of the student body."
"What?!" Lupin exclaimed.
"Please, calm yourself, Mr. Lupin. There's no need to loose your, i believe the word is, 'cool'"
"Well we weren't going to get the WHOLE student body...maybe just a few of our fellow 5th years." Sirius confided. Lupin shot Sirius a paniced look, realising that Sirius wasn't helping them at all.
"Oh...well still it's not much better, is it?" Dumbledor commented.
"Sure it does." Sirius replied cooly
"Oh?" Dumbledor raised his eyebrow inquisitively.
"Yeah. The whole of the student body would be terrorism, but just some of the 5th years is merely...a prank." He ended with his voice not quite sure of itself, as if he was questioning the words that had just slipped from his mouth.
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