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Peter

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Date Posted: 08:23:43 03/30/03 Sun

"Oh brother." Peter sighed at the mess that lay before him. There were people dropping into unconscienceness(is that a word?) right and left.
Within a few moments the battle was over, unconscience bunnies and humans strewn across the relatively small battlefield.
"It's like some horrible massacre..." Maddi murmured. The others just stared in horror at what they had done.
But just when they were certain that they had won the fight a pink bunny regained cosciousness(sp?). He looked at his arm, where a trank dart was imbedded, and pulled the dart out with his teeth. Soon other bunnies did the same and before you can say 'Microsoft Encarta Encyclopedia 2000' Shrub had his army of rabid bunnies back. Someone among the teens screamed. And there was an ordered retreat.
So the editors and Marauders, burdened with an unconsious(sp?) Mr. Kopas ran back to their 'base'.
"Now what?" James asked.
"Another attack?" Chels offered.
"What would that do? Make them more angry?" Lauren replied.
"Well what are we going to do? Let him take over the fictional world?" Maddi asked.
"No! Please no! We already have Voledemort to worry about we don't need deranged plant life to add to the list!" Lupin protested.
"How bout we shoot him back to the moon?" Chrissy offered.
"No that didn't work last time." SIrius dismissed.
"Well you people are magic, can't you use some sort of paralysis spell or something?" Lauren asked.
"But that's illegal." Peter murmured.
"Do i need to remind you of the extremes of this situation?" Chrissy inquired.
"You're right, we need to stop this bush-erm Shrub."James agreed.

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