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Subject: Ha ha ha ha!!!! The play was fun!

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Fufu the Learned Chalk...er....

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Date Posted: 11:43:08 04/13/03 Sun

"You lie!" yelled Fufu. "You are Mrs. Chelsea Patsy Winston, and you know it!"

"Yeah," Maddi added. "Besides, we saw you on divorce court, claiming that your husband spent too many nights out with the tomcats and never came home for his milk at night. Which proves one of two points. One, you are the wife of one Mr. Winston. Or b..."

"You are Mrs. Frank!!" yelled Fufu, scrambling out from under her Coke can. "And 'b' doesn't come after 1, Maddi..."

"Right," Maddi agreed, then scowled. "And it does too. Stop trying to change the rules Fufu."

Fufu smirked as Maddi continued speaking into the camera. "And anyone who watched that particular episode would know that Chels came on exactly one week after Mr. Winston disappeared, claiming that her husband was killed by a pack of ravenous dogs."

A collective gasp went up around the audience that had appeared. "Do you mean that Mr. Winston's untimely end was in fact the fault of...." Fufu cut herself off in shock and all eyes turned to Chels.

"The dogs...*pant pant, sob* They got Mr. Winston...*Sob*"

"Oh, come off it, Chels, we know the truth. You came after your husband with a pair of hedge clippers when he came home late one night," Chrissy admonished.

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