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Subject: Howdy y'all

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peter

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Date Posted: 15:55:51 04/20/03 Sun

(Hey! I found *cough cough* an internet-connected computer down here in Florida! How's the weather up there? Warm? Cold? Well it's nice down here, been around 75 all week ((all three days)). How's everyone's Easter? Good? Bad? Did the bunny bite anyone? Well i'll just get to my post now...*tear* I miss u!)

A sickly looking guy comes up through the floor and mutters something about it's against company policy to remove greasy pale people.
"What??! I want him out!" Lily yelled.
"I-i-im sorry, Mm, ma'am. Bu, bu, bbut it's against th, the policy-" the sickly man stuttered.
"No!" But the man had already sunk back into the floor.
Scarey tuxedo Peter (sounds like a type of barbie doll) grinned nerviously, "well how bout another commercial break?"
As his hand went to press the button there was a voice heard from offstage. In walked Opra (again).
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Peter screamed, sweat had appeared on his face as he pressed the button furiously to no avail.
"Press harder! PRESS HARDER!" Sirius urged, glancing back at the approaching Opra.
"I'm trying, i'm trying!" Peter replied.
"here, let me at it." Lily said, pushing Peter aside. But the button refused to work.
"She's going to eat us alive!!!!!!!!!!" Lupin hollared, grasping for anything he could grab. Suddenly scarey Godzilla music started to play and you could hear the Japanese screams in the background. the Marauders paused and looked to Lauren, the soundeffects girl.
"What's with the music?"
"And the screaming?"
Lauren shrugged, "I thought it would liven the situation a bit..."

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