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Subject: Write!

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Chels

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Date Posted: 16:38:54 05/01/03 Thu

For hours the Muffin Mafia (aka the editors) stood in their most uncomfortable positions muttering swear words powered by frustration under their breath. Mr. Kopas was cursing angrily. Even the hedgehog wanted to leave.
"Oh great Maddi, memorizer of all things Potter, can your infinate wisdom help us in this time of so desperate need? Hurry! Rememeber the counter spell!" Chels yelled in her New york accent.
"i-I" maddi stammered.
"You what?" Lauren yelled.
"I can't remember it!" Maddi confessed.
"Nooooooooooooo!" the others howled parchaily from their cramped joints, but mostly because Maddi didn't know the counter spell.
Hours ticked by and the Muffin Mafia and the 800-yard hedgehog (it must have been a bad day) stood frozen. They had long sinse given up hope of ever moving againg. Chrissy flintched her foot, the only moveble part on her body, towards the fallen notebook.
"I...can...almost...reach...it." Chrissy said slowly as she strained to grasp it with her suddenly bare foot.
The others purked up and started chanting for her, "Chrissy, chrissy!"
"I...think...i...got...it! Yes!"
"Hurry, write with your toes!" Mr. Kopas yelled.
"But, but."
"But what?"
"I can't write with my toes!"
A colective gasp was heard from all, even the hedgehog.
"To think, the irony of it all. The one who can reach the notebook is the same one who is unable to write with her foot!"
"Sorry." Chrissy muttered sadly.
'How bout u break the pen and dip your foot in the ink and write that way!" Chels offered. the others just shook their heads in disgust of her stupidity.

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