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Subject: Lizards!

Author:
Peter

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Date Posted: 08:24:26 05/04/03 Sun

After hours of this torturous and tedious process lauren is exausted and lies swetting and panting on the black leather bed/chair/thing. She breaths heavily, trying to stop the effects of the truth syrum.
Maddi is in the large black swirly desk chair that, when turned away as she is now, hides her from LAuren's view. The blinds are partialy open and cast dark shadows and orange afternoon light across the room.
"Now i'll ask you once again, who is your accomplis in Buenos Ares?" Maddi swirls around and glares at Lauren.
Lauren flintches and tries to hold back the truth. Finally she manages to say, "I've ne-never been to Buenos Ares."
Maddi smacks her hand on the desk, "You lie! Chelsea, more truth syrum!"
Chels reluctantly comes closer to lauren with a large jug of truth syrum.
"Nooo! Anything but that!" Lauren howls.
Maddi holds up a hand to stop chels, "Then confess!"
"I said i've never been there!"
"Yes, but your butt has!"
"Excuse me?"
"The tatoo of a leopard on your butt! I've only seen one other in my life and that was on a tango dancer from Buenos Ares."
"That's unjustified. And how did you know i have a tatoo of a leopard from Buenos Ares?"
"Ha! So you admit that you have been there!"
"No, the tatoo artist was from Buenos Ares."
"Is that so? Then what was his name?"
"Hector."
"And did this 'hector' have a last name or any distinguishing features?"
"He didn't tell me his last name, but he did have a tatoo of Jesus on the crusifix down the middle of his face..."
"Are you so sure?"
"Yes!"

(I rented 'The Life of Brian' it was funny. But it did have nudity ((yucky!)) and profan phrases.)

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