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Subject: Ag! Not again!

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Date Posted: 13:56:37 05/04/03 Sun

"NO!!!!! Not him again!!" Lauren shrieked, but she was secretly very glad that the topic had switche donce again because she got oddly paranoid when the topic didn't change often enough.

Lupin's mouth worked frantically. "Yes, he's back...and he's brought.....he's brought....MARTHA STEWART WITH HIM!!!"

"ARGGGG!!!!!NO!!!!!NOT HER!!!!!!" everyne else screamed, but the werewolf spoke the truth and in walzed the psycho president and the evil T.V. lady-who-tells-people-how-to-do-stuff.

"Welcome to my newest in a line of hostile takeovers!" Shrub announced.

Maddi scowled. "Hey, we're the ones doing the taking-over-of, bub. So you can go take over some African country, cause we don't want you here!"

Lauren stuck her head in and said, "Yeah, take over Lithuania," a statement to which both the Fufu and the Chels cried, "Indiana Jones!"

The Mauraders started yelling too, saying stuff like: "Yes! We'd much rather have these American lunitics run our lives than you!" and "We don't need your brighten-your-house tips anyway!" and "Indiana Jones?? Where??"

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