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Subject: uh, stop the violence?

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 06:06:37 05/05/03 Mon

At total random, there was a tiny audible snap. Maddi screamed wildly and put out the flames with her face.

The rest of the Muffins stared at her, very confused. Chelsea fell over, turning out to be no more than a cardboard cut out.

"Where's the real Chels?" Fufu asked, but it was too late. The rest of the people on the stage also fell over.

"Follow your nose, wherever it goes!" someone shouted off stage.

*****

"Okay, James is having girl problems." Sirius began. The Marauders were sitting under the Grand Staircase in a broom closet. "We need to set him and lily up."

"Let's call it 'Operation Muskrat'!" Remus burst out. Of course, that's what they had to call it.

James stuck his head in, grinning. "Uh, hi, Lily and I have made up. There's no need for this."

"Yes there is!" Sirius shouted, violently attacking him with a bucket. "Be gone, spawn of evil!"

"Um-kay..." James muttered, leaving.

The silence that followed was broken only by an amused 'pook pook pook', after which Cara slugged Remus.

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