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Subject: uhhh...


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Date Posted: 15:04:05 05/10/03 Sat

(yes, it is my secret... i am, and always have been, the Wolverine!! Bwahahah!! *pause* and what's witht he mortally wounded crap, Chels, James was stuck speaking Spanish! He wasn't being mauled by an animal...or was he?)

Two hours after the Quidditch game, which Gryffendor won quickly, James, Peter and Lupin were wandering along. Sirius had been sent back to the hospital wing after he was viciously mauled by a killer caterpillar.

Unfortuanatly for the Mauraders, they were walking in the Forbidden Forest...though they knew they weren'y allowed to be there. They had no idea what was happening just 28 feet ahead of them...

***28 feet ahead of them***

The Wolverine-who-had-once-been-Lauren was facing off with Annie-who-had-once-been-Chrissy, claws out, hair poking up in interesting cone shapes. Annie's hair was a giant fro, causing Chels to yell, "The Fro has finally returned!!"

"No, she's still in hibernation," Annie informed the poor misguided editor. "I'm the real danger!"

Wolverine leapt for the evil orphan's throat, claws outstretched, but the demon child was faster than she looked. Claws scraped madly at nothing, until Chels, annoyed with the scene in general, pulled out a scratching post from behind a sycamore and thrust it before the mutant Fufu. Wolverine began scratching the post happily until....

...Winston the cat appeared and dragged the post, which Chels had stolen from his apartment once upon a time, away.

"Aww, Winnie, don't be like that," Chels whined, but the cat was purposly ignoring his ex-wife as he strutted away, fur sticking up.

Wolverine scowled and went back to trying to destroy Annie, and this is where Lupin and the others appeared....

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