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Subject: umm........bored bored bored

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Date Posted: 17:58:14 05/14/03 Wed

"OH MY GOD, ITS A NINJA MONKEY FROM MARS!!!" Chrissy yelled.

Chels sighed in exhasperation. "Come now, Christine, that's not a monkey. Clearly, it's a mule of doom."

"Oh." Chrissy pondered this, then said, "OH MY GOD, ITS A MULE OF DOOM!!!"

"Uh..." Lupin raised his hand. "Can I say something?"

"Sure," Chels told him in a dangerously cheery voice.

"That thing in the tree would be a dwarve," he informed her as Peter nodded his head so fast that Maddi was forced to ask, "Can you say 'whiplash'?"

Chelsea's eyes bugged out. "How dare you question my creatures!"

Lupin blanched. "B-but I--"

"Silence, fiend!" Chels yelled, pulling out a wand that had magically appeared in the pocket of her robes. "Zippero!"

Lupin's mouth zipped shut at Chels' command and he tugged frantically at his lips. "Mmmmph!!"

James wandered onto the scene, wearing a white T-shirt and a pair of boxer shorts. "Hey, that's my robe..." he whined to Chels, who pretended to ignore him.

"And my wand!" Sirius added, limping over with a bloody lip adn a black eye. "And if I'd had it, I wouldn't have this interesting scar in teh shape of Jamaca on my chin, would I? I would've been able to fight back against that demonic caterpillar that Snape siccked on me..."

"Hey!" Maddi and Chrissy yelled together. "Why did you do that to out alter-egos??"

Chels shrugged and all three of them turned to watch as Lauren attemted to tug her alter-ego's mouth back open. She glanced over her shoulder.

"Don't look at me, I can't even draw my alter-ego...."

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