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Subject: hey, y has no one posted

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Date Posted: 10:31:54 06/02/03 Mon

(god, this computer is slow...and this keyboard is loud!)

"New song!" Sirius yelled, thrusting a packet of lyrics at Peter, who began to sing: Woah-o, Laredo, don't let her go. Take her by the heart and let the wheels turn slow. Woah-o, Laredo, you're my only hope. Take her back to the day we met--"

"Laredo's a city in Texas!" James muttered. "And why is he now singing Chris Cagle??"

"How bout this one?" Sirius suggested.

Peter broke into a rendition of 'I Think About You' by Collin Raye, and James groaned.

"No! No more country songs!! Stop it!! And, besides, you don't know any blue-eyed 8 year olds who's your daughter!...Do you?" James demanded.

Peter blushed. "NO!"

"Then what's with the country?"

"I'm a Ford truck man," Peter responded, though he looked nothing like Toby Keith.

"I am the son, I am the heir. Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar, I am the son and heir...of nothing in particular." Lupin cut in. James looked up at the ceiling, mumbling about 'that Lauren kid' having taken over.

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