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Subject: pppppppp

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Peter

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Date Posted: 11:20:02 06/09/03 Mon

Snape scurried to the Griffindor table and plopped down beside the Marauders, minus James. For a moment they sat chewing, trying to understand why this greasy fellow was sitting at their house's table.
"Uh...why are you sitting at our table?" Sirius asked, breaking the silence.
"I think the real question is, where is James Potter." Snape sneered.
"What is your motive, oh Greasy One." Sirius rephrased his question.
"I can see that you are not one to beat around the bush so i'll get to the point. So as not to confuse your simple intellect.-- Where did you put one James Potter?"
Suddenly everything froze as if something had malfunctioned in the film room.
"Woah, woah, woah." Chrissy growled, waving her arms as she came on screen, walking infront of the frozen scene, "Why are these characters--whome i've shaped and created this whole year-- being melted down to people who speak like they're in the middle of a James Bond action film?"
"I thought it would sound better..." Chels confessed from off camera.
"Sound better? It sounds like shi-" Maddi started, hopping onto screen. She was fallowed by the rest of the Muffins.
"Ah! The profanity!" Lauren screamed, falling to the ground and clutching her ears.
"I just thought it would liven up our dialogue a bit. You know, some variety." Maddi shrugged
"Diversity!" Chels added from science class, "Different plan and animal life in an environment."
You know that Fuf has a zero-tolerance mechanism for profane language." Chrissy
"You must be purified!" Lauren yelled.
"Lets just let them go, we'll forget about the James Bond-like wording." Chels said and the reel started again.

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