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Subject: I CAN POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Author: Sirius [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 05:55:36 06/11/03 Wed The slumbering Marauders were dragged out of the great hall by five teenage girls unsuspecting, they were. "so what do we do with them? and why is this spaced so weird?" chels asked. "I dunno, it looked cool in the message box..." maddi muttered. "right. well, let's take care of this one," fuf said, indicating James. "Why?!" Chrissy asked in shock, rushing to protect her alter-alias. "He must live!" "we're only going to erase his memories of us. we've already gotten the others, remember? but scientific studies prove that when a fictional charecter comes in contact with the person who writes them, they suffer a severe mental breakdown as they contemplate existance. we're only doing your James a favor, Chrissy. trust us..." Maddi explained. "whoa, I didn't catch a word of that..." fufu muttered. "I might as well run off with my uncle Jim, who is actually named James..." "Why?!?!" chrissy howled. "Just be quiet! I'm going to fix him!" Chels cried, pulling a medical needle from her pocket. Ripping the sanitary seal off with her teeth, she stabbed James' arm with it. Blood began to spray at the editors, seemingly impossible from such a tiny flesh wound. "What was that?!" Maddi exclaimed. "It was, um..." Chels looked at the label. "Moltrin IB infused with a small dose of vitamin C." "No!!!!!!!" Chrissy cried, falling to her knees. "James! why...why..." "Link can save him!" Maddi exclaimed. the muffins turned and began to growl. "this is a harry potter spoof. there will be no mention of Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, or any other obsessions." Chels informed her. "Yeah, like BUFFY and CHARMED, Fufu!" Maddi cried. they all rounded on Fufu, who began to back away. "hey, James is waking up!" she cried. they turned. in frustration, Chels whacked him over the head with a random heavy object (aka, a book). he slumped unconsious to the ground. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]