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Subject: awww last day :(

Author:
Peter

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Date Posted: 04:13:20 06/12/03 Thu

(lol! Fair play.)

And he was assending from the sky when--suddenly Mr. Winston CAME FLYING AT THEM ON HIS MAGIC CARPET AND KNOCKED DAN FROM THE SKY!!!
"Oh my." Yente could be heard from somewhere.
Dan tumbled on the sky, crashing onto Link as he was still instructing Maddi with the bow and arrow. And Arrow flew up, bouncing off the walls, until it came down and nearly went through Chrissy's foot, but stopped in her shoe.
"Gah!" she yelled. But this was short lived as Michael Chan appeared beside her, pulling the arrow from her shoe. Chrissy beamed.
Suddenly they all broke into "match maker, match maker"
"Match maker, match maker make me a match." Maddi sang.
"Find me a find."
"Catch me a catch."
"Night after night in the dark i'm alone, so find me a match of my own."
"I thought i'd escaped Anetevka!"Yente yelled.
"Because of our TRADITIONS every man knows who he is and what God expects him to do." Link added.
"Who day and night must scramble for a living, feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers. And who has the right as master of the house to have the final word at home." The other men/boys joined in.
"The PAPA! The PAPA! TRADITION! THE PAPA!!!!!"

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