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Peter
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Date Posted: 12:23:17 06/17/03 Tue
Harrison Ford suddenly appears and steals Chrissy's pink bike.
"Hey that's mine!" Chrissy protested, but he only yanked harder
"Hey! You can't do that!" Mr. Kopas yelled in defense, but the turtle--erm---harrison just let out a demented yell/scream.
"Jeeze!" Lauren exclaimed as he hopped onto the bicycle.
"I always thought he looked like a turtle.." Chels grumbled.
Harrison stoped, turned around menicingly and growled a raspy, "What?!"
"Uh...nothing sir. I was, i was just talking about...about a...poppies! I need to plant more poppies in my garden this year!" Chels replied in a high-pitched voice.
"You said i looked like a turtle." Harrison said, dismounting the bike and hobbling over to the group of girls, and a teacher, in the middle of the busy Hollywood street.
Lauren, luckily, jumped infront of him to try and save the others, "Please disregard my--my erm---my patient's comment."
"You're patient?"
"Yeah, uh, i mean yes. She's mentally disturbed and we're...we're *twitch* um...transfering her to a new padded cell." Lauren proceeded to creat an allaberate tail involving twin mice, a peacock who wished he had a degree in law, the nice people at the county jail, and...a hampster named Sam who could do specail things with a CD Rom.
"I see..." Harrison muttered, confused and concerned for the Doctor's mental wel-being.
"AH! GET DOWN!" Maddi yelled, flying out of her wheelchair and knocking Harrison to the ground as gunshots rang through the hills...(there are hills now...)
"Sh--"
"No profane language! We have a certain Fufu with virgin ears!" Chels warned, as they all crouched behind a parked hurse. Several bullets flew through the windows, sending glass shards falling onto their little heads.
"So that's what all those tornado drills were for." Chrissy said, glad she'd learned how to do the proper squat and covering of the base of her head thing.
"It's a lie, it's all a lie." Harrison babbled and the girls just looked at him oddly. They then noticed he was on his fun cellphone.
"I've always wanted one of these." Maddi said, grabbing the phone and fiddling with it.
"OoO! Does it have fun ring tones?" Lauren asked, taking it from Maddi.
"Or text messaging?" Chrissy inquired and the phone was tossed to her.
"How bout games?" Chels questioned and the phone was thrown about the small huddle behind the hurse.
"How much to you pay a month for coverage on this thing?" Mr. Kopas asked, flipping it in the air.
"Hey! Give that back! I'm in the middle of an important business call!" Harrison yelled, but more shots range out and the girls dropped the phone onto the cement.
"God! That was a brand new phone! Now it's broken! How did you brake it--oh nevermind. Just get the hell away from me!" Harrison hollard. And the girls wimpered and backed away.
"I saved your life." Maddi reminded him.
"Whatever." the angry star said, peeking over the hood of the hurse.
"Aw. That wasn't nice." Lauren sighed.
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